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digospel2: The greatest mistake of Tunde Bakare is venturing into political elective office. The office of a prophet in the Bible is higher than that of a king. He reduced and rubbished himself by yielding to the advice of his daughter. My advise to him is to return to God and seek for mercy so that God can reposition him in the prophetic office.

Biblical history attests to the simultaneous holding of the two offices i.e David,Solomon,Saul

1. Ese and the Serpent
2. Abuja Levels of Grace
3. The Coming of the Man of God
4. Touch My Anointed Here!
5. The Pastoral Care Unit
6. "Coza!" She wrote.
7. The Laps of Apostles
8. The Big Bang Theory (the non-comedic version)
9. Thy Rod and Thy Staff.
10."Sitting on the Laps of Grace"
11.A new level of Sexxxual Grace

Read my LIPS at the right we will RELEASE a robust reply-Pastor Biodun of COZA at today's service.

Note the two words in capital letters.What do they imply?LIPS are used for kissing while RELEASE is synonymous with ejakulation.

Ireti Ajanaku's past even sounds plausible.From bus conductor to Vulcaniser to battery charger to levitating to a prophet-PM NEWS

A man who claims to be a "Prophet Dr" by the name,Christopher U D Ukpala has given the governor of Lagos State,Babatunde Raji Fashola a two week ultimatum to re-open the Yaba Railway Market,failure to do so will lead to the sacrifice of the two children of the governor.This much was contained on posters placed at Yaba today signed by the man who also goes by the title:Spiritual Doctor.

SOURCE:I was at Yaba earlier today when I saw the posters.I was so curious I had to remove one of the posters from where it was pasted to share on this platform.

Osun Osogbo has been celebrated since 1370 ages before the white and not so white men brought their parachute religions.

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

FRENCH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

A JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

CHINESE CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.

INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

GREEK CAPITALISM; You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut.

IRANIAN CAPITALISM: you have two cows, the goverenment says that you are the owner of them but you should give them to goverenment to keep them, after that, you have no cow, no milk, no money, and if you ask about your cows, you can see the prison

THE NIGERIAN CAPITALISM: ??

I truly commend her sounding the warning. BUT claiming it is any form of abuse? Haba! No nah! Let's not get too emotional here- it wasn't a one-minute event that left her regretful; it was a long week rendezvous! She even paid for the hotel at some point when his credit card had issues. It was a "need", albeit a sinful one, they both participated in. Coming out to express her regret is good, but her position is wrong! She was not abused- if it is psychological, she would need to meet a therapist; she is out for vengeance...she is hurt...and I understand that...but don't play the victim, that's just not working.

So, how does Ese Walter term consensual sex with her Pastor (Biodun Fatoyinbo) as "sexual abuse" How?!

I understand the place of spiritual leaders as sacrosanct, there’s the desire to please them and do as they wish regardless of how vile and unorthodox their intentions may be. In a retarded third world nation like Nigeria where poverty has eaten the part of the brain saved for proper judgment, no one dares question a pastor's motive. So yes, I recognise that they take advantage of their office and chew on our stupidity and ignorance for breakfast; but it is hardly their fault. Everyone is looking for someone to control- in offices, in marriages, in all kinds of relationships…it is your responsibility as an ADULT to define what that relationship should be.

If Ese was raped, blackmailed, bullied or under 18 and was seduced by the pastor, then it would make sense to me. But to have raunchy sessions with your pastor and then cry “abuse”?…*sigh*

(It is the same way I felt about that 17 year old (white) girl who gave a man-in-a-green-cap a public Mouth Action at Eminem's concert recently, kissed him for all to see and allowed him tickle her vagina, then scream “abuse” the minute the pictures went viral on the internet.)

Just because you are a woman doesn’t necessarily suggest you are weak and out of options. Use your options. For Ese, a dirty slap across the man’s face would have been a better option than sitting on his laps and rolling under his sheets having (awesome? amazing? horrible? matronly?) sex afterwards. And for all we know, he probably moved on to another prey and got her really hurt and confused…so she decided to spill.

The pastor is a pig, yes. But Ese, that was sex, dear- not abuse.Joy Isi Bewaji

So, how does Ese Walter term consensual sex with her Pastor (Biodun Fatoyinbo) as "sexual abuse" How?!

I understand the place of spiritual leaders as sacrosanct, there’s the desire to please them and do as they wish regardless of how vile and unorthodox their intentions may be. In a retarded third world nation like Nigeria where poverty has eaten the part of the brain saved for proper judgment, no one dares question a pastor's motive. So yes, I recognise that they take advantage of their office and chew on our stupidity and ignorance for breakfast; but it is hardly their fault. Everyone is looking for someone to control- in offices, in marriages, in all kinds of relationships…it is your responsibility as an ADULT to define what that relationship should be.

If Ese was raped, blackmailed, bullied or under 18 and was seduced by the pastor, then it would make sense to me. But to have raunchy sessions with your pastor and then cry “abuse”?…*sigh*

(It is the same way I felt about that 17 year old (white) girl who gave a man-in-a-green-cap a public Mouth Action at Eminem's concert recently, kissed him for all to see and allowed him tickle her vagina, then scream “abuse” the minute the pictures went viral on the internet.)

Just because you are a woman doesn’t necessarily suggest you are weak and out of options. Use your options. For Ese, a dirty slap across the man’s face would have been a better option than sitting on his laps and rolling under his sheets having (awesome? amazing? horrible? matronly?) sex afterwards. And for all we know, he probably moved on to another prey and got her really hurt and confused…so she decided to spill.

The pastor is a pig, yes. But Ese, that was sex, dear- not abuse.-Joy Isi Bewaji

talktimi: you go fear APC e warriors & their cyber security na.

A couple of weeks ago I opened a thread about the monumental fraud that went into the Opon jibiti sorry opon imo launched by Rauf Aregbesola in Osun State.His son was alleged to have being given the contract which was grossly inflated.Could you believe that topic was not even allowed to make the politics page,I made not less than five attempts which eventually earned me a ban of I think three days.

Without any scintilla fear of contradiction and expulsion from NAIRALAND,I hereby declare NAIRALAND as cyber arm of ALL PROGRESSIVE CONGRESS.

Anyone that is interested in having the document should email at akinniyiakinsola@yahoo.co.uk

See mother

[quote author=seanet02]post it here let us see. Why should i pm you?[/quote

I have sent a message to the Seun Osewa on facebook icluding the document notifying him of this issue.

Shine It: As long as its to do with Lagos state forget it. You're lucky this thread has not been deleted. Why do you think Fashola makes the front page for the most flimsy of reasons?

Tell me something I don't know.

[quote author=ibezomam@yahoo.]I still cannot find the letter from Lagos State...still waiting. Cheers[/quote]It appears I have been banned from attaching documents.I tried attaching on another thread I couldn't as well.

Moderators,have I been banned from attaching documents?PLEASE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omotola,the married woman with children!

I don't know what is wrong,it is either nairaland is making it impossible for me to attach the letter or there is a hitch on my operating system.Please PM me for a copy of the response from LASG or alternatively send an email address.

This is from LASG

seanet02: This is the height of stvpidity.
How do we confirm that Lagos told the man the law is not applicable in the state?
You only posted the letter written by the phantom doctor.
Where is the reply of the government?
You are du.m.b

It is needless on your part to embark on this derision.I don't know what is wrong,it is either nairaland is making it impossible for me to attach the letter or there is a hitch on my operating system.Please PM me for a copy of the response from LASG.

YAHOO! YAHOO! PRESIDENT ON THE MOVE
few months ago, president Jonathan held a party on Ibadan-Lagos Express way celebrating the award of contract for the re-construction of the road. People were held in traffic for hours and it was like a carnival. Till today, there is no single tractor on Ibadan-Lagos express way. no work is going on any where and there is no sign that work may begin soon. In a similar vein, Many months before the carnival at Lagos-Ibadan express way, the president awarded the construction of the 2nd Niger bridge. It was celebrated and even added to one of many of president Jonathan's achievement, but today, there is no single brick at River Niger to signal the construction of the 2nd Niger bridge. There is not even a sign that work may begin soon. WHAT MARVELS ME IS HOW SOME NIGERIANS STILL TAKE GOODLUCK JONATHAN SERIOUSLY. I have long consoled myself and any time i watch president Jonathan make promises or claim any achievement, i just take it as if i am listening to "I go die", Basket mouth or AY the comedian. By that, i am not a victim of the yahoo! yahoo!

A Concerned Nigeria wrote the Government of Lagos State to request for information on how our Tax is been managed by the so called "Incorruptible Government" of an APC led State, Attached to this post is a copy of the Response of the Government, And you say they are not all of the same hue. They are are corrupt

Below is a copy of the Letter from the concerned Citizen.

DR. ADEGBOLA DOMINIC,
SANTA MARIA HOSPITAL,
10, SANTA MARIA STREET,
EGAN-IGANDO,
LAGOS.

Tel: 08125840416, 08033251594
Email: adegboladominic@yahoo.com

24th October, 2012
The Commissioner for Finance, Lagos State,
Ministry of Finance,
The Secretariat,
Alausa, Ikeja,
Lagos.

The Board of Lagos State Internal Revenue Service,
Ikeja,
Lagos.

The Auditor General,
Office of the State Auditor – General,
Secretariat,
Alausa – Ikeja.

The Special Adviser, Taxation & Revenue,
Office of the Governor of Lagos State,
Governor’s Office,
Alausa, Ikeja,
Lagos.

The Attorney General of Lagos State,
Ministry of Justice,
The Secretariat,
Alausa, Ikeja,
Lagos.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR ACCESS TO, AND REQUEST TO YOU TO MAKE
AVAILABLE TO ME, ALL THE INFORMATION, CTC’S OF THE FILES,
RECORDS, CONTRACT DOCUMENTS ETC. IN YOUR CUSTODY OR
POSSESSION RESPECT OF THE CONTRACT/AGREEMENT ENTERED
THE GOVERNMENT OF LAGOS STATE AND, THE COMPANY, ALPHA
BETA CONSULTING LIMITED MANDATING THE COMPANY TO
COLLECT ON BEHALF OF THE GOVERNMENT ALL TAXES AND
INTERNALLY GENERATED REVENUE (IGR) DUE, PAYABLE AND
PAID TO THE GOVERNMENT AND ITS AGENCIES AND ALL THE
COMMISSIONS DUE, PAYABLE AND PAID BY THE GOVERNMENT
TO THE COMPANY AND RECEIVED BY THE COMPANY SINCE
THE DATE OF THE CONTRACT/AGREEMENT PURSUANT TO
SECTIONS 2, 3(3)M, O, 5, 6, 7, 9 & 10 OF THE PROVISIONS OF
THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT 2011 OR AS REPLICATED/
DOMESTICATED IN LAGOS STATE OF NIGERIA

WHEREAS as the Commissioner for Finance, Lagos State, your office is responsible for the management and disbursement of the finances of Lagos State, as well as being the Supervisory Commissioner over the Board of Internal Revenue Services of Lagos State.


and WHEREAS as the Board of Lagos State Internal Revenue Services, your Board is the Board charged with the collection all taxes and internally Generated Revenue of Lagos State,


and WHEREAS as the Auditor General of Lagos State, your office audits the Public Accounts of the State and of all officers by accessing all the books, records, returns and other documents relating to those accounts,


and WHEREAS as the Special Adviser to the Governor of Lagos State on Taxation and Revenue, your office is in charge of monitoring all the taxes and revenue accruing to the state,


and WHEREAS as the Attorney General of Lagos State, you are the Chief Law Officer and Commissioner for Justice of the Government of Lagos State whose office prepares and vets all contractual agreements/documents of the Lagos State Government and its agencies, and has custody and possession of same.


and WHEREAS by virtue of the special positions, functions and responsibilities of your offices as stated in 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 above, you know, and deemed to know or ought to know all about the taxes and revenue accruing to the Government of Lagos State as well as have in your custody and possession all the contractual agreements entered in respect of taxes and revenue matters of the state, and have in your possession and custody copies of these contractual agreements.

AND WHEREAS as a citizen of Nigeria and indigene of Lagos State it has come to my knowledge that the Government of Lagos State has entered into a contractual agreement with the Company, Alpha Beta Consulting Ltd. Whereupon the Company has the mandate of the Government of Lagos State since 1999 to collect and been collecting on behalf of the Government of Lagos State all the taxes and Internally Generated Revenue which have accrued and been paid to the State whereafter the Company is entitled to and being paid the Commission (of 15% (Fifteen Per Centum) therefrom since the year 1999.


AND WHEREAS sometime in 2011 by virtue of a statement issued by Mr. Bola Sodipo, Special Adviser to the Governor of Lagos State on Taxation and Revenue, the existence of a Contractual Agreement with the Company as tax and revenue collector on behalf of the Government was confirmed; but added that the Government of Lagos State would terminate the services of the Company by February, 2012,


and WHEREAS the Government of Lagos State now boasts of an IGR or about N40 billion every month translating into a commission of N6 Billion due to and being paid to the Company every month, which sum I consider unfavourable and outrageous to me as a tax payer and Citizen of Lagos State.


I, Dr. Adegbola Dominic wish to know how the taxes, revenue, finances of the State accrue, are managed, disbursed etc. In Lagos State and do hereby apply, to you, by yourselves, agents, servants etc. to access and request to be made available to me by you, all information, CTC’s of Files, records, Contract Agreements/Documents, in respect of the said Contract/Agreement entered into between the Government of Lagos State and, the Company, Alpha Beta Consulting Limited, mandating the Company to assess and collect on behalf of the Government all Taxes and Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) due, payable and paid by the Government and its agencies and all the commissions due, payable and paid by the government to the Company and received by the Company since the announcement of the Contract/Agreement for my perusal and scrutiny pursuant to Section 2, 3(3)m, o, 5, 6, 7, 9, & 10 of the Provisions of the Freedom of Information Act 2011 (F.O.I) as Replicated/Domesticated in Lagos State of Nigeria. My request is basically to let me know the monthly returns of the taxes and Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) generated, accrued, collected and paid to the Government and commissions received from Government or its agencies by the Company since inception of the contract.

Sir, under Section 5 of the F.O.I, the above information, records, file, agreements/documents etc. shall be made available to me within 7 days after the application is received by you and I am ready and undertake to pay all appropriate fees in your duplications and transcriptions of the said documents to meet my request.
Counting on your fullest co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
Dr. Adegbola Dominic

calculusx: The Lord's Chosen pastor's Name is Lazarus Muoka. I can remember him those days in Regina Mundi Catholic Church, Mushin. Don't want to Judge any of these pastors but one question always come to my mind, a church isn't supposed to be owned by 1 person, what if the pastor die tomorrow who will take the mantle of leadership. For the old school on NL,we all remember what happened to Celestial Church of Christ when the founder died. [/b]

Pastor Lazarus Muoka always wears a bullet proof and goes on bullet proof cars, well guarded by armed policemen and he tells you an APRON, which he sells at the price of 1000 NAIRA but costs 130 NAIRA to produce, will protect you against any form of attack from armed robbers, hired assassins etc. He makes you believe angels are on guard always, whenever the APRON is worn. If he notices any sign of sickness, he flies to the best hospital in the world to receive medical attention and admonishes you to drink water from a soaked white handkerchief. My brother, My sister you are a good example of ZOMBIE. Please let’s be objective and shun religious sentiment, which has left many of us blind.

God didn't need your money to create you, so why do you think he needs your money to bless you? God cant be a trader! Don't listen to your pastors when they tell you God needs your money... He doesn't!

Jesus fed the multitude in the Bible with baskets of fish and bread but these "men of God" of today are feeding fat on the gullible multitude with baskets of offerings and tithes!!!

If i was the one that said masturbation is not wrong, i know by now my family would have been calling me to warn me and my holy friends would have all deleted or avoid me as they do, but if It's pastor Chris then it's the wisdom from the man of God so no big deal.

If i was the one that say "GOD IS A GAME" My very righteous friends would have long ago blocked me and carry their long faces and accuse me of blasphemy but if it's Pastor Fireman, it's ok!! dare not question the man of God.

If i was the one that publicly slapped a teen by accusing her to be a witch for anything and threaten to slap more, most of my religious and friends would have made the teen's picture their profile pictures demanding for justices but if it's Bishop David, it's the hand of God(maradonna), it's the Holy Ghost slap.

If i demand for 50 million to provide free safe drinkable water in some rural communities, i know most of my Nigerians friends will raise alarm on “fraudsters going on nairaland demanding for money in the name of community service but if our dadddy g.o adeboye asks for 35 billion to build an auditorium that will be used on rare special occasions, it's the holy inspiration and God's project and no one dare questions.

If i keep posting about helping the masses, sharing part of their pain but then i happen to support an anti-masses decision, i know by now i will be the clown of the century, but when Daddy Ayo supported fuel subsidy removal which is anti masses, everyone kept quiet and even the masses, offcourse do you want to attract generational curses by questioning the man of God?...gbosa!!

If i'm claiming to be a humble servant of God but flaunt with my designers glasses, escorts, Louis Vuitton bible, expensive dresses, 3 golden chains on my neck, and private jet to escape traffic jam and enhance comfort, I know most of you would have staged a protest, but the moment i edit my name and add Pastor that solves the trick i become untouchable, unquestionable and unspeakable.

"Nigerian pastors are hypocrites. They give pple holy water 4 treatment of cancer yet seek orthodox medical care for their wives and wards abroad. Look at church posters and wives of pastors, they are beauties to behold, no cleft palate, but sister spinster is there nearing menopause because pastors' sons have be warned to choose 'carefully'. Pastors' sons will marry with limosine, members sons will marry with okada. Pastors' mission house with light and state of the art equipments, members house with atupa. Pastors will collect tithe from cleaners earning 5k per month, use it to build universities with 850k per session.
The list of the deeds of these wayo pastors na endless.
No difference btw them and politicians"

Do not be magalized again

See how dem finger the yansh of your role models,a mother of 4 children!

An Egyptian court has ordered the release of former President Hosni Mubarak on charges of corruption.

Reports from Cairo suggest he may be freed from prison on Thursday, but the prosecution may still appeal.

The 85-year-old is also being retried on charges of complicity in the killing of protesters during the uprising that forced him from power in 2011.

He was sentenced to life in jail last year, but a retrial was later ordered after his appeal was upheld.

That retrial opened in May but Mr Mubarak has now served the maximum amount of pre-trial detention permitted in the case.
State of emergency

On Wednesday, the court in the capital ordered the release of Mr Mubarak, said his lawyer and judicial sources.

Asked when Mr Mubarak could actually leave the prison, his defence lawyer Fareed El-Deeb told Reuters: "Maybe tomorrow."

The ruling came during a hearing on charges that the former president had accepted gifts from state-run publisher al-Ahram.

It is unclear whether he could leave the prison immediately, as in the past prosecutors have brought new charges to keep the ailing ex-leader in detention.

Analysts say Mr Mubarak's release - if it happens - would be seen by many as a sign the military is rolling back the changes that flowed from the 2011 uprising.

Egypt is under a state of emergency amid the bloodshed which has accompanied the interim government's crackdown on Islamists opposed to the army's ousting of Islamist President Mohammed Morsi on 3 July.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23783055

An Egyptian court has ordered the release of former President Hosni Mubarak on charges of corruption.

Reports from Cairo suggest he may be freed from prison on Thursday, but the prosecution may still appeal.

The 85-year-old is also being retried on charges of complicity in the killing of protesters during the uprising that forced him from power in 2011.

He was sentenced to life in jail last year, but a retrial was later ordered after his appeal was upheld.

That retrial opened in May but Mr Mubarak has now served the maximum amount of pre-trial detention permitted in the case.

State of emergency
On Wednesday, the court in the capital ordered the release of Mr Mubarak, said his lawyer and judicial sources.

Asked when Mr Mubarak could actually leave the prison, his defence lawyer Fareed El-Deeb told Reuters: "Maybe tomorrow."

The ruling came during a hearing on charges that the former president had accepted gifts from state-run publisher al-Ahram.

It is unclear whether he could leave the prison immediately, as in the past prosecutors have brought new charges to keep the ailing ex-leader in detention.

Analysts say Mr Mubarak's release - if it happens - would be seen by many as a sign the military is rolling back the changes that flowed from the 2011 uprising.

Egypt is under a state of emergency amid the bloodshed which has accompanied the interim government's crackdown on Islamists opposed to the army's ousting of Islamist President Mohammed Morsi on 3 July.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23783055

numen: I mean no disrespect...but please broaden your horizon. Have you dreamt of a snake pursing you in your dreams and bitting you? Waking up to see a dark discolored patch on your arm without a bite mark, getting tested with results showing traces of snake poison?

For most people, they are like Thomas in the bible...till they experience anything, whatever you're talking about, is meaningless to them.

Most negative dreams we have are spiritual. Please be prayerful all(especially with negative dreams) wake up immediately and reverse whatever that has been done with prayers and fight and destroy whatever that is coming against you with prayers. I am talking from a personal experience.

Again, I mean no disrespect. God bless you all.

Another outlandish tale peddled by gods of men and believed by their unthinking followers.At my own expense,I am ready to investigate your sordid tale.Kindly PM me if you are ready for the challenge.Snake bite ko,cow pursuing ni!