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IYA NGBALI: when i see myself making passionate love to Genevieve,Funke Akindele,Beyonce,okonjo iweala,the minister of petroleum or even anti patience what does it mean?

Mr Oga,be sincere with yourself,you thought about phucking them before going to bed!Abi na lie?

Psychologically,dreams are largely as a result of our thoughts before going to bed.That is why if you go to bed hungry,it is very likely you find yourself eating in the dream,no spiritual or physical implication whatsoever.However,charlatans on the pulpit have capitalised on the ignorance of many to give bizarre interpretations to dreams that are jejune.

Ajanaku Like a proverbial cat with nine lives, controversial pastor and estranged spiritual father of popular gospel singer, Tope Alabi, Prophet Iretiola Ajanaku is said to have regained life after being certified dead. Hospital sources revealed that while effort were being made to prepare him for morgue, the man, who has refused to die, awoke and shouted ‘Thank You Jesus!’ and relapsed into a spiritual slumber. Meanwhile, his wife, we gathered, has been telling sympathisers that “I knew daddy would come back to life again.” Right now, we cannot categorically tell you if the man will awake again or not. Another report has it that, while preparations were in top gear to get his body deposited at a nearby morgue, a medical doctor was said to have been contacted to certify him dead and get a death certificate but they were shocked when the doctor declared that the man still has live in his body. For now his inner members are insisting that the prophet should be left till Friday, believing that he would have come back fully to life. So the waiting continues. Prophet Ajanaku who is famous with popular gospel singer Tope Alabi’s fame was recently in the public eye when he opened up that the singer had demanded s*x from him. We shall keep you updated as the drama unfolds.

http://shokishombolo..com/2013/08/tope-alabis-hope-dashed-as-pastor.html

Wife of the Rivers State Governor Dame Judith Amaechi signing the condolence register during a condolence visit to First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan over the death of her mother.

http://www.spyghana.com/wives-of-jonathan-and-amaechi-moves-to-end-rivers-crisis/

I have never sat on the fence with regard to any significant issue that affects my person, my neighbourhood,community, and my country. I have been consistent in expressing my views boldly and clearly based on the best information at my disposal at any point in time - no matter what discomforts some may have about such views, and at whatever costs they might impose on me. When superior information or better arguments convince me to change my position, I do so without hesitation, egotism or false pride. I never hang on to the illusion of yesterday’s views and opinions when new information or circumstances prove them defective or outrightly wrong. I have never sought personal advantage at the expense of another person. I have never gone to bed with a grudge,because I express myself clearly and usually immediately. I wake up the next morning renewed, having forgiven the offender,and ready to start afresh again-Mallam Nair El-Rufai in his book Accidental Public Servant,Page 361.

My Prognosis:There are only two people in the world that don't change their minds,God and a fool.EL-Rufai has proved he is neither.Parochial minded individual are implored to extricate themselves from their cocoon.

How can a girl know that a man loves her? Very simple. Yet it is obvious that many girls do not know this, and later complain of being used and dumped.

When a man is doing the chase, one sure way of knowing that a man loves you genuinely is that he loses some of his confidence in your presence, no matter how much older and more powerful than you he is. When a man really loves a woman that he has not told his feelings to, the moment he stands in the woman's presence, he becomes less sure-footed, a bit shy. If he were White, he would blush. He forgets some of the things he planned to say. Even if he were a comedian, he would lose much of his humour. But if a man is brimming with confidence and boldness and swag before a girl and is professing love to her, the girl should know that the DUDE is singing Iyanya's song in his heart (Your waist, your waist, all I want is your waist).

Unfortunately, many inexperienced ladies go for the sure-footed, smooth-talking, cool dude rather than the 'shy guy' who is true. And they get burned badly and whine: "Men are wicked - all men are the same." Please all men are not the same, sweetheart!

When love is in the heart of a man for a woman, it affects his confidence. His heart beats faster. He is afraid of saying what he feels and getting a no, because he knows he will be devastated if he gets a no. And once he gets a yes, he becomes himself again, but his heart does not fully stop skipping a beat any time he is about to meet her.

But when a man feels nothing for a woman, he is very confident. He says all the right things, cracks all the right jokes, makes all the right moves. Why? He has nothing to lose. If he gets a no, he moves on to the next prey. But the day the Cool Dude meets a girl that captures his heart, he loses his 'coolness,' even if for a while. It is a natural phenomenon.

For a woman, what should be important is not what a man says, but what he does not say. He can tell lies with words, but he cannot tell lies with his heart

Click DISLIKE if you think Obasanjo is/was a good leader.

Vagabonds in Power-Fela Anikulapo Kuti

The answers provided by Nigerians are reflective of our hypocritical conservatism about fellat10 and cunn1lingu$.In real life situations,those that condemn the acts are suckers par excellence.

bknight: So no tests were carried out. On sight, they knew it was TB?

So a thread that has just 12 paragraphs is also too long for you to read?It is so obvious you didn't read the content before commenting.Anyway,I am not ready to be an errand boy for an individual who is not thorough.

soundtruth: How did they know the beef was tuberculosis infected?

It is so obvious you didn't read the content before commenting.Anyway,I am not ready to be an errand boy for an individual who is not thorough.

This was how a British tabloid captured the loss of Arsenal on saturday..hmmm

Sometimes, I have pondered whether there is a grand design, a subtle move to ruin Nigeria by first looting her dry before abandoning her like a ravaged prostitute. Otherwise, why is this mad rush, this proclivity, by the ruling elite in top positions, who are entrusted with onerous responsibilities, by virtue of their position of authority, to run the affairs of the country, turning around to plunder the common till? Why is it the same people that turn around to wreck the country?

The Maryland State Police Department, USA on Sunday morning confirmed the arrest of the Executive Chairman of Udim local government area of Akwa Ibom state, Mr. Nse Ntuen, for smuggling $82, 000 into the United States without declaring it with the Customs officials both in Nigeria and the US.

Nse Ntuen, the Chairman of the Akwa Ibom State Association of Local Governments of Nigeria (ALGON), was on Friday arrested by operatives of the Maryland State Police Department at the BWI International Airport, Baltimore.

When contacted by our correspondent, Mr. Strike Thomas, an official of the Maryland State Police Department at the airport, said that the suspect only declared $5,000 when he got to the airport, adding that it was further security checks that indicated that he was still having some bundles of US Dollars in his bag.

The official who agreed to be quoted pressed further that the chairman who flew into the United Stated from London, United Kingdom was later taken to their investigation room where an additional $77, 000 was found in his bag.

It was gathered that Hon. Nse Ntuen accepted that he truly smuggled the money into the USA with the aim to use it as donations at the just-concluded Annual International Convention of the Akwa Ibom Indigenes in the United States and Canada which was held at the Marriot Hotel in Washington, DC.

The suspect was later made to write and sign a statement where he accepted that he brought in items which he failed to declared to both the Nigerian and United States Custom agencies.

The official, who spoke with our correspondent, further disclosed that the Akwa Ibom state ALGON Chairman who was held for over five hours was later released after the whole $82, 000 he admitted to have smuggled into the country was confiscated by the Maryland State Police Department.

http://www.jointarena.com/2013/08/akwa-ibom-lg-chairman-nse-ntuen-nabbed.html

The Maryland State Police Department, USA on Sunday morning confirmed the arrest of the Executive Chairman of Udim local government area of Akwa Ibom state, Mr. Nse Ntuen, for smuggling $82, 000 into the United States without declaring it with the Customs officials both in Nigeria and the US.

Nse Ntuen, the Chairman of the Akwa Ibom State Association of Local Governments of Nigeria (ALGON), was on Friday arrested by operatives of the Maryland State Police Department at the BWI International Airport, Baltimore.

When contacted by our correspondent, Mr. Strike Thomas, an official of the Maryland State Police Department at the airport, said that the suspect only declared $5,000 when he got to the airport, adding that it was further security checks that indicated that he was still having some bundles of US Dollars in his bag.

The official who agreed to be quoted pressed further that the chairman who flew into the United Stated from London, United Kingdom was later taken to their investigation room where an additional $77, 000 was found in his bag.

It was gathered that Hon. Nse Ntuen accepted that he truly smuggled the money into the USA with the aim to use it as donations at the just-concluded Annual International Convention of the Akwa Ibom Indigenes in the United States and Canada which was held at the Marriot Hotel in Washington, DC.

The suspect was later made to write and sign a statement where he accepted that he brought in items which he failed to declared to both the Nigerian and United States Custom agencies.

The official, who spoke with our correspondent, further disclosed that the Akwa Ibom state ALGON Chairman who was held for over five hours was later released after the whole $82, 000 he admitted to have smuggled into the country was confiscated by the Maryland State Police Department.

http://www.jointarena.com/2013/08/akwa-ibom-lg-chairman-nse-ntuen-nabbed.html

GEJ'S "achievements" have somehow been under-or mis-communicated to the public. Besides, a number of the achievements have been in elite sectors, such as airport remodelling, establishment of a Sovereign Wealth Fund, setting up of a dozen universities, N7bn to reburbish the Vice-President’s Lodge; and the purchase of additional presidential jets. These are projects that are not readily visible, known, or directly beneficial to about 70 per cent of the population, who live on $2 a day or less.There have been no remarkable improvements in the sectors which directly impact the peoples’ lives — power supply; education, health care, and agriculture. No marked improvement on the nation’s major highways, especially in the South, except the belated award of the contract to fix the dilapidated Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. The other major arterial road in the South, the Sagamu-Benin Expressway remains a death trap, as trailers derail or overturn when their drivers suddenly manoeuvre unexpected potholes and bumps. The unnecessary loss of lives and property on the roads is complemented by the terrorist activities of Boko Haram, which keeps striking despite a state of emergency and an offer of amnesty.

For those that have been hammering on self employment and entrepreneurship.Ponder on this-"I am of the opinion that self-employment is not what you decide doing after graduation, but having a mindset of going solo right from your days in the University.If people with little or no education are doing great as self-employed individuals and employers of labour, I think those of us with higher education should do better provided we are ready to change our mindsets and expectations as per the labour market but government should create an enabling environment that will make businesses to grow

tellwisdom: Gowon and queen elizabelt are spouse??

What was your grade in WAEC English Language?

For God so loved Wenger that he sent Aston Villa to remind him dat transfer window is still open till August 31st.

The classy, graceful-elegant and a consummate fashionista, Mrs Victoria Gowon is seen here posing for photograph with her husband and Nigeria's (then) Head of State, Yakubu Gowon, and Queen Elizabeth and her own husband, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. Unlike, Maryam, Maryam, Turai, Stella and The Dame, after her Madam Victoria never bothered to meddle in the affairs of the state. May be Mrs Gowon has the presence of mind that the office was just ceremonial or she was just naïve, but since her time, we have had women who are self obsessed, power drunk, and meddlesome in the affairs of the state. Worst, some have shown us that they are more powerful than the husbands, and that their fingers are even more itchy-twitchy than the men's. The current one is giving that ceremonial office a new and advanced meaning of low.

Our women have arrived, they no longer want to be behind the successful husband or beside him. And that must be celebrated, for there is nothing wrong with it. In fact, it must be seen as a plus.I've seen very bright and intelligent women, and how they dust their male classmates, and leave them wondering what happened. That is why I believe that office should be scrapped. Women should aspire to be Margaret Ekpu, Anikulapo Kuti, Gambo Sawaba, Ladi Shehu, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Oby Ezekwesili, Alele-Williams, Serah Jibrin, Rukayya, etc. I don't want them to get ahead just by virtue of a marriage certificate. I want it to be because their academic certificate, integrity, track record, experience, their intellect, power of expression, power of persuasion and integrity. They should apply for office or bid for it. It is not easy, never going to be, but nothing is ever easy. Meritocracy is the best shot for serious and qualified women to contribute meaningfully to nation-development.

We need our First Ladies to be ceremonial just like Flora Azikwe, Victoria Aguiyi-Ironsi, Victoria Gowon and Justice Fati Lami Abubakar, or have no First Lady at all. At least, from 1960 - 1963 there was none. Same as 1979 - 1983 (Shagari did not allow any of his wives to do the "job"), 1983 - 1985 (even as educated as Safinatu Buhari, the General said, "I married my wife for myself, not for Nigerians) and 2005 - 2007 (office vacant as a result of Stella OBJ's death). One thing that unconstitutional office does to our polity is that, political prostitutes (I don't mean female prostitutes in the true sense of the term) flock around the sitting First Lady, just so that they can easily reach the ears of President or the Governor.

THERE REALLY WAS A FIRST LADY!
Buckingham Palace, 1971.

omongbatim: Most peaceful ke?

You dey dream?

On a per capita basis, Lagos is one of the most peaceful cities in the country. Compared to a city of its size anywhere in the world, the crime rate in Lagos is astonishingly low.

A tale of two thieves at loggerheads

waternogetenemy: Who is the First President of Nigeria again? Kindly remind us? See how olodo u are... The igbo President is already around, just time.

Idiot like u said the same about Obama and GEJ, whom are even less likely to make presidency, the trick is wen people protest like u are doing, it often means something is in the pipeline that they disapprove but powerless to stop.

The first president prize you are gloating over was ceremonial with little powers and delegated responsibilities.Real power was with the Prime Minister.

The abduction of a five-year-old girl, Oluwaseun Ogungbemile, at the Redemption Camp of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, has thrown her parents into panic.

It was learnt that the girl, in company with her parents, had gone to the camp at Kilometre 46 on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Ogun State, to attend the one-week annual convention of the church that ended on Sunday.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the girl, who is the youngest child of her parents, was last seen playing with two of her cousins on Friday, August 9, 2013.

The victim’s aunt, Omotade Odunowo, told our correspondent that the matter had been reported to the police.

She said, “She (Oluwaseun) was staying at a rented chalet in the camp along with her parents. Around 10am on that day, she was seen with two of her younger cousins, who are between the ages of two and three.

“After sometime, we did not see her again. Due to the young ages of the little children who were with her at the time of her disappearance, we have not been able to know what happened exactly.”

Odunowo said all efforts to trace the victim’s whereabouts proved abortive and the family believed that she had been abducted.

She said the family had searched every nook and cranny of the camp and reported to the relevant authorities in RCCG, all to no avail.

She added that no one had called the family to demand a ransom.

Odunowo said, “We have been traumatised since then and cannot wait for the safe return of our daughter back home. We shall therefore be extremely grateful to receive any information that may lead to our reunion with Oluwaseun. She is adorable, smart and talks a lot.”

She said the girl’s parents had not been alright since the incident. She said the mother had refused to go back to work since her daughter went missing.

She said, “Oluwaseun’s mother has not left the Redemption Camp since the incident occurred. She is still hoping that the person that took her away would bring her back.”

When contacted on the telephone, the state police command’s Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, confirmed the incident to our correspondent, adding that the matter was being investigated at the Redemption Camp Police Station.

“The parents of the victim said they came to the camp with eight children and one of them had gone missing. We have swung into action and we want to assure the family that the little girl will be found,” he said.

A security official at the church, who refused to identify himself, said the matter had been reported to the police.

He however refused to disclose further information, adding that it was not the wish of the church that the news of the abduction be leaked to members of the public.

http://www.punchng.com/news/five-year-old-girl-abducted-at-redemption-camp/

Jega’s Spokesman Denies Confirming Application By Atiku, Nine PDP Govs to Register A New Party[/size][size=8pt]

Kayodu Idowu, Chief Press Secretary to INEC Chairman, Attahiru Jega, has denied a report by Daily Independent saying he confirmed the application for registration of a new party, the Peoples Progressive Movement (PPM) by former Vice-President and nine Peoples Democratic Governors.

READ: Atiku Abubakar, Nine PDP Govs Float New Party, Seeks Registration By INEC

Mr Idowu in a letter addressed to the editor of the Lagos based Daily Independent newspaper said he refutes the story attributed to him by the reporter.

In the letter, Idowu said: “you cited me in a story titled ‘Nine PDP Govs Float Party, Apply for Registration’ as confirming to you that the former Vice-President and some Governors of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party have applied for the registration of a party to be known as
the Peoples Progressive Movement (PPM). Your reporter will confirm to you that I
never said such a thing.”

“The question your reporter asked was if there is any pending application for party registration
in the Commission, and I confirmed that an application, as always, is pending. Please note: He mentioned no name of any particular group (because he confessed he didn’t even have it) or the
promoters,” he added

While asking the editor of the newspaper to urgently put the telephone conversation he had with the newspaper reporter into proper perspective, Mr Idowu clarified that “INEC, by law, receives applications for party registration and treats them on individual merit. It makes no public issue of the party identity or their promoters. For avoidance of doubt, I did not discuss any party identity or promoters with your reporter because he didn’t have enough information to provide such detail in his enquiry.”

http://abusidiqu.com/?p=17093

Please hold on,I will soon post the picture of GEJ after he fell under the anointing.

Kolade9: Bread and Beans......ONLY

Bread-Carbohydrate
Beans-Protein

The two sources of nutrients were also condemned.Look for other things to eat,maybe,paper.

In summary,only fruits are healthy for human consumption.

Nigeria is dirty.Period

(CNN) -- Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe said Monday the West and his political opponents can commit suicide if they cannot accept his recent re-election.

"Those who can't stomach the defeat, you can commit suicide. Even dogs will not sniff their carcasses," said the 89-year-old leader while addressing an event to commemorate veterans of Zimbabwe's war for independence.

It was his first public speech since the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission declared him winner, with 61% of the vote, of the July 31 elections, beating Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai.

Tsvangirai's Movement for Democratic Change last week challenged the election results, accusing the electoral commission of rigging the polls for Mugabe's ZANU-PF.

"We will never go back on our victory. We do not know what is retreating," Mugabe said.

To the West "we are delivering democracy on a platter. Will you take?" asked Africa's oldest leader. "We say take it or leave it. We will never go back on our victory."

Some of the people that attended the event Monday had placards reading "Which Africa Observed Elections in Europe or America?"; "Come on, concede defeat"; "Obama: Zimbabwe will never be a second Chile"; "Thank you Zimbabwe for defending our sovereignty"; and "Zimbabwe will never be a colony again."

Tsvangirai -- who got 34% of the July 31 vote -- and officials of his MDC party boycotted the Monday event.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/12/world/africa/zimbabwe-mugabe-election/index.html