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MissSlimbody:
Op, you for chop one of the biscuit nah


Awon Irunmole to n je Fried rice

You wanna try the millennium irumole?

TechWalker007:
I do not joke with our military. I defended them with my hard earned money, strength and all during GEJ but your likes only insulted them. It's now you want people to support them after you have made mockery of them? That's the hypocrisy

at the bolded; that's where you got't wrong. Arm chair analyst, don't just assume.

TechWalker007:
You just described what APC leaders, supporters, media and Buhari did during GEJ.
You shouldn't have problem if someone adopts that method too. Except if you're hypocrite

What's hypocritic about my comment? I just stated the obvious. Look, we need to commend the military for their effort. This is one good news, at least for once, on a Monday morning.

BishopMagic:
And Buhari strolled into sambisa unarmed and made bokos scatter.


Bloody liars.

See what a lying party like apc has introduced into our polity.

Your comment smears of hate incase you don't know. I know you would've been happy if the story were to be that 150 civilians were killed by book haram. That would have given you the opportunity to castigate the government. But you're disappointed that Nigeria is gradually winning the war. You should be watched out for, perhaps you're one of them.

starlingslimnet:
If the following happens in your fellowship I advice you to correct them and if they persist leave such fellowship.

1. They Teach Only Your Fellowship Will Go To Heaven: This is in direct contradiction with the Promise of God that says "Whoever believes in the Son will have eternal life". If your doctrines teaches that only your fellowship will go to heaven and all other fellowship will be lost in Hell. Kindly find your way out cause you are heading to Hell yourself.

2. They Teach Unless You Obey Church Tradition You Will Lose Heaven: "By Grace yee are saved through Faith in Christ Jesus" You cannot be saved by works.If your church keeps Teaching you these find your way out of that place.

3. They teach Marry From The Fold and Soulmate : Only a cult does this.You are free to marry from any fellowship you like in as much as you Love him or her.Your Soulmate is the person you love.All these are done to keep you in the sect.

4. They Teach Don't Touch,Don't Eat,Don't Use: These are pure demonic teachings.I don't have to quote Scriptures before you remember
the Scriptures relating to this.

5. They Teach You Are Still A Sinner Despite You Believe In Christ: Every Christain is Righteous. If your fellowship holds you a sinner because of your spiritual level then find your way out.Christ is your righteousness.

6. They Celebrate Festivals And Do Sacrifice: I wonder what you are Still doing in such a place.

7. Visions Is The Basis Of Their Belief: I saw in the dream or God told me that.....If it is on these things your fellowship is built on Find your way out.

8. God commands You To Pay Tithe And They Are For Pastors: What are you Still doing in this fellowship, uhn?

9. They Teach Witches Are Responsible For Your Poverty: My brother you are already in one chance fellowship kindly find your way

10: You Don't Have The Holy Spirit Until You Speak In Tongues: A way of spreading demonic spirits.Since you will have to speak in tongues they have to lay hands on you and in laying of hands comes the transference of spirits.You receive the Holy Spirit at New Birth.If your Fellowship teaches otherwise find your level.

I was once watching pastor Ajiboye of Redeem one day on tv where he narrated how a certain man who has been trying to catch a glimpse of him on the alter with so much effort without succeeding. He said anytime the man made an effort to catch a glimpse of him, the man is always being blocked (though unconsciously) by other members of the congregation. Then, all of a sudden, the man just grew taaaalllllllll, and high above everybody in the auditorium, and he was able to see him. That was the moment I lost respect for this man of God. He even said the man's wife could not recorgnised him again. It made me wonder how and why would a PhD in Mathematics for that matter believe such a story if he was being told that, not to talk of him being the one telling such a cat and bull story. That was pathetic to say the least.

Reski:
May God save this country from thieves. Never again should we have leader's like Gej and his gang.

[size=29pt]walai never again![/size]

Dopenigga:
so wen at they releasing it

It has been released. So, go check your result.

ndustan:
If you don't know this dance steps then u r are far below 20 yrs. Just ask an older person around you who originated this dance steps and the song sampled.

Ras Kimono!!!

masties2:
Pls help. Does unilag accept PGD in education from NTI. National teachers institute Kaduna for masters in education?

Pls is the application form still on sale. Thanks

The application is still on sale till the end of this month. But as for the PGD thing, sorry, I don't know.

crowbar:
Confused!...but BBC reported 60 civilians killed in the same attack.

So, who would you believe, BBC from far away London, or the Nigerian Army who were actually engaged in the battle?
The choice is yours.

oluwanoni:
Dear house, I need someone to help me confirm the spelling of convenant during the filling of the form online, I happen to put convenant because I didn't see covenant uni...pls do I need to go to the ICT center to review.

It doesn't matter. Na idea will need. Let your mind be at rest.

jideissa:
pls everyone in d house,@kalan,ibadanfinest and others i need ur help.when i was filling my form,i was asked of my cgpa but i don't know it.pls can i proceed?

I beg go ahead jor! They don't check all these things. It's a mere formality. Just put anything that is near to what you think you got, within the range of your class of degree.

zigalo: Hello Kalan,

God Job you doing here. I have a Bsc 2.2 in computer science Uniben I intend applying for Msc Information Technology PT.

Kindly confirm the present course fee for this program,

Thank you

You will actually be awarded a Masters in Information Technology- MIT.

But bro, if actually you are keen about gaining knowledge in IT please ditch UNILAG MIT. But if it's the certificate you want, then go ahead- it sells faster. My one cent advise though.

Youngsage:
Hmmm! Pls tell me na, you know I like gist.

Just let the cat outta the bag ! Let it kee whoever it wanna jor

Hmmmm, ok, I hear you. Una go see! Just wait!
If you know anybody that pay for his/her mark to be tinkered with... ICPC is coming for you and your parent. We're already compiling your name.

delectablegyal:
It's unfair, the result shouldn't take this long.

Candidates should see their results three hours after their exam.

Rumours have it that the aristokrats are paying huge money for their children result to be manipulated.

Sorry, for your information, incase you are not aware, and incase you better know if you're one one of them, that the wind has blown, and the secret has been blown open. All of you that sorted, the school authority is now aware of that and your names are being compiled for onward delivery to the ICPC. This is the reason why the result is not out yet. If I tell you what I know ee, hypertension will kill some people and their parents/guardian on this forum.

If you know you pay for sorting, just pack your bag now and run! My one cent advise.

kodyx:
So this is not the first time,what are they waiting for, before they take him to yaba left,maybe until he bites off the ears of the passengers in his bus,before they know his case is serious

Unfortunately, we (doctors) are on strike at Yaba left. They had better to take him to Aso Rock clinic.

ladyF:
Awnnn. Some people will always be remembered in our lives from time to time....

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Come, you no get work ni?

olatade:
Last Friday the two unions in the oil industry, the Nigerian Union of Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers and Petroleum and Natural Gas Senior Staff Association of Nigeria (NUPENG and PENGASSAN) warned that the reforms are exposing their members to danger.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/news/nnpc-retires-1000/106772.html

At the bold part, these cow boys are at it again... always crying wolf.

This goes to show the fact that one is healthy looking does not mean he can't suddenly develop an ailment that can take his/her life. RIP to the man.

dont8:
The Araba of Osogbo land

Osogbo is not a land, it is a town

tpiander:
so, its only FFK who has many women abi?

Nope! I also have so many women in ma life as well: my aunties; my mama; my sisters; my wife; my daughter; and my female folks- classmates, course mates, and female colleagues.

Does that answer your question? Ode!

Smithkline555:
Eleyi gidi gann ooo. To even think that this man used to be a member of the federal executive council of this country.. Shiiiit mehhhnnn.

This is exactly what I always think about anytime I hear about FFK and the many women in his life. "think that this man used to be a member of the federal executive council of this country" is quite appalling and sickening. And to even now think that GEJ appointed him as his spokes person speaks volume about the kind of person GEJ himself is... clueless, as he's usually called, or anything worse, because it takes the deep to call to the deep, and it takes a light to call to the light.

Caseless:
I set out around 5 pm, and I'm yet to see redeem gate.

Infact, a bus belonging to Royal Top just passed and I learnt he left Abuja in the morning yesterday.


Adeboye is heartless!

That's what we are talking about. You see, some of our actions at some of our religious houses are just a pain in the kneck. Is it the noise you want to talk about or what? Now this one!

isbish:
Well, u may have a point but on a personal level, as a Muslim, Islam have been a source of inner peace for me. It's pathetic how some terrible people have misunderstood and misinterpreted verses be it Qur'an or Bible to act in despicakel manners. I am a proud Muslim, I get slated and hated for being one, but I care little because my inner peace with Allah matters most over anything. Allah swore in the Qur'an to protect His religion and those who follow its true teachings of love, peace, compassion, charity, patience, piety and knowledge seeing and not those who misinterpret and encourage killings and terror. May God help all of us and in the end, how u relate with the God u believe and others in kindness and love is all that matters.

I think you gat the op wrong. He's not trying to castigate any religion but just trying to show his frustratio about the insensitivity of some of our religious practices and activities in this land.

I just called a friend who left for Kano last night, at about 7pm, and he said they are no where near redeem gate due to the convention going on there. Isn't that frustrating enough. Salam Alaykum.

Caseless:
In the past 10 hours , I have been made to remain on the spot ( I mean , it took me that much time to cover a negligible distance cos we are not moving) as a result of gridlock caused by the RCCG on the road linking Lagos and Ogun state.


In Nigeria, somebody must be bombed, abused , extorted, beaten , harassed, and deprived of his right in the name of religion.

Why can't I be allowed to go my own way or allowed to enjoy free movement simply because some people decided to cram themselves into an open space in the name of yearly religious activities?


As a Nigerian, I feel cheated by religion because of how it is been practiced in my country.

NB: don't tell me Nigeria is a secular country when you have religious leaders and institutions wielding humongous influence over everything.

I just called a friend who left for Kano last night, at about 7pm, and he said they are no where near redeem gate due to the convention going on there. Isn't that frustrating enough.

Tomiwatosin:
You are above 25 if you know this lorry. It is called bolekaja i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ yoruba land meaning "get down and let's fight".

Nope, a 25years old couldnt have known this. You have to be 40 years old or above.

corperscorner:
[size=15pt]He is daring armed robbers to rob him abi?[/size]

Imagine I'm an armed robber, as you put it, I would rather give my 10% tight to this man, protect his property with all my strength, and always check on his welfare. Afterall, he's better than me in the sight of God and Man- he's eating from his sweat!

#YouKnowYourMumIsANigerian when she wears your football boot thinking it's a slippers.