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TV/MoviesRe: Seasonal Movies You Wished Were Not Cancelled? by mcpat(m): 12:13am On Oct 08, 2013
-ALPHAS
-KYLE XY
-TRAVELLER
-LEGEND OF D SEEKER
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Feel Guilty After Refusing To Give A Beggar Money? by mcpat(m): 5:24pm On Sep 12, 2013
I feel guilty depending on d situation..there was d tym i was walking to d bus stop and a kid stopped me,he shouldnt be more than 9yrz and he didnt luk lyk a begger,i ignored him tho and after walking sum distance my concience began to prick me,I had to go back and look for him.
EducationRe: Do You Use The 2nd Page Of Google Search Results? by mcpat(m): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2013
Results are popped out according to the keyword and the traffic on that page i.e if u search for elections in nigeria..Nairaland would surelly appear in 1st page..Sometimes nothing relevant is on the 1st page that you have to continue digging or rephrase your keyword(s)
PoliticsRe: ACN Govs Are Corrupt – Buhari by mcpat(m): 8:25pm On Jul 17, 2013
Honadeadek: As an Engineer and a fellow who has have an idea of how Bill Engineering Measurement and Evaluation are prepared at the Ministry of Works and Transport, I think for a One (1) kilometre road the cost shouldn't be more than 45M Naira putting Contigencies into consideration and in ensuring qualities. But what makes me wonder in most cases is why HITECH is the only Contractor in the South West this day. I wonder where all the likes of RCC, KOPEK, RATCON etc are and why HITECH. But anyway Papa Continue to Deceive Pikin sha.
I really wonder the hope and the future of this Nation of ours.
Wow oga fellow how long have you being practising that you became a fellow and if you claim a Km of road can be constructed at N45m cn you pls give a brief scope of work for the road work or aint you gonna put some new road amenenities in place you cn imagine oga fellow and can you pls tell me how much is road construction in Abuja. See am not supporting anybody but am trying to let you know that before you say something you know much details abt it and pls sight an example of States or places you can construct a Km of road for N45m pls. Also the like of Ratcon and Kopek which new project have they completed so far?
Jobs/VacanciesP&G Internship Interview by mcpat(op): 7:31pm On Jun 12, 2013
I recieved an email on monday requiring me for a test that would hold on friday, I am ready for the 65 minutes aptitude test but what i am not sure of is the interview questions. please i would love if you guys could hint me on what to expect and how to face them. I would really appreciate some help... Loking forward to ur replies
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by mcpat(m): 8:44am On Apr 21, 2013
ChukChinCol: Does that mean that our boys no dey go school at all? Cos at u17, they should be in SS2 or SS3...and WAEC is on now!
fallasy of reasoning...i was in my YR2 wen i was 17
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mcpat(m): 5:15am On Apr 05, 2013
Phew!! Had no idea d sequel had begun...been very busy with exams #uniben stress# and browsing tru 13pages aint dat easy took me 2hours on my "dull fone"
As president ushering department thanking u guys 4 d minimised derailment. I so have to go back to my books now have got design of machine element 2mao.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by mcpat(m): 3:25pm On Mar 13, 2013
maishot: Pls, check for your names and ppa (Place of Promiscuous Assignment) below;

VVIP (Seats);
- Glove01
- Efeoma_xy
- NaijaHotBabe
- Temi4flash

USHERS
- Hariorh
- Ucheosefoh
- Uzukwu
- Macpat

MAZI's (personal) BODY-GUARDz;
- Sexiestchic
- Sijo01
- Br3and4

COOKS;
- Miss_law
- Evelove
- Princesa

BARTENDERs (Alomo);
- ITbomb
- Avwengha
- Brokoto

........Make sure you come to collect ur appointment letters, ASAP.

And for others, work will start in earnest very soon. So expect our call any time.

For the main time, his excellency - MAZI - wishes to thank all of u for ur wisdom, maturity, patronage and sleepless nights in those few weeks of "Sinning". He sends his warmest regards.

Presently, he'll be going for his Sabbatical leave to Sydney.

Pls, don't forget to see Newspapers and posters for detail on the "Legend of the Fvckeers"!


......Signed;
Secretary MAISHOT..,
for Mazi wink
Please and please as my first duty as the hod ushering of dz great thread enough with the coments and future "derailment"..we really appreciate the compliments and appreciationz but bross and brosses "e don do una"

Any suggestions/compliments/criticism should be forwarded to the SECETARY GENERAL UIS
PLOT 1759 ALOMO ROAD

thanks 4 ur usual co-operation

CC:
MAZI GCUIS
SECETARY @MAISHOT
VVIPS
BODYGUARDS
BARTENDERS

SIGNED
MCPAT USHERING
- United In Sin -
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by mcpat(m): 12:14am On Mar 12, 2013
@maishot now dat mazi z on break its high time u conduct d interview for d gate men so dat they wud resume immediately and safe guard the thread
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by mcpat(m): 1:07am On Mar 11, 2013
peerowskey: Please where is the rest of the story? I'm enjoying it
#CLICKHERE for d rest of d story
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by mcpat(m): 3:11am On Mar 10, 2013
maishot: Pls,

For all those hoping for a miracle (and still seating on their chairs.)
Hoping dat my Oga will upload..,
My advice is that u make today ur resting day too.

Pls, EXIT the hall immediately and come back 2mrw.
The cleaners will need to do their work.

Thanks for your utmost co-operation!

N.B:

All applications should get to me On or B4 Tuesday March 12.
In lieu of this,
any application submitted after then will be treated with Alomo disdain!

Thanks once again.
Secretary.

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