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bentwood85:
EMBAGRA FORTE..... noted...

So you want to last long? You really want to last long? You want a situation where you can deliver anytime any where without having to run helter skelter looking for tramadol to buy? Do you want to be that guy that is ever ready anywhere, any time, being night, day even in the middle of the sea you are ever gallant to deliver? You really want to be that guy a girl will tell damn you are strong, you are really good is that the kind of guy you want to be right now?

Now, what I am about to show you will not only make you last long but you will continue to deliver any time, any where without even having a prior preparation. What I am about to show you will make your wife be addicted to you and will always prepare you your favourite food every weekend.

This is not what you have ever seen or heard before but the ingredients are common ingredients that we eat every day.

Do you really what to last long without the use of drugs? Do you want to be that monster in bed that can do and undo any time, any where?
What I am about to show you is natural and can turn you to a monster in bed. No side effect ,no future damage just all natural.

You wouldn't want me to show you this, do you?

phemmy88:



The last time I used a phone � battery as low as 6,000mah was like 5yrs plus. That was Gionee M5

The phone I currently use will charge this phone from 0% to 100% and still remain 1000mah.

Who needs to carry a phone charger around when u have a whooping 13,000 mAh battery capacity...

All hail the king of phones

ULEFONE POWER 5S

Name of the phone.

vickyhow:
Am Not Gay C'mon!
I Spend Money n My Girl With Sth In Return. . . it's called wise investment.
u Think Am ah Money Launderinq Machine?

Anyways i can help u out, send me a pm with ur acct. details, But Not 3k oo #lol

This one you are shouting I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I almost think say na beat them dey beat u for one corner o. Cuz the sound look similar to when beating someone and the person is trying to explain I no be thief o, I no be thief o, I no be thief o. That kind sound. Abeg na joke I dey o.

RockHard:
Scam. Will the same rule apply to the pastor when he commits adultery??

Of course, if a pastor commits adultary as many of them are already married, he should confess to any serious member of the church leaders.

TOPCRUISE:
The OP is concerned about who to confess such sins to. We know that we receive forgiveness when we confess sins commited like armed robbery, murder, fornication, rape, stealing, adultery, malice, false testimony, fraud e.t.c. But who to confess such sins to, so as to receive absolute forgiveness and clear conscience speaks volume.
Is it only to God (as a silent prayer), to the victims, to the church, to the pastor, the community, to the police, e.t.c

Confess it to the pastor. If you don't feel OK with that, you can confess it to someone you are quite close to in the church. So far let a human being be aware of it. All those confessing straight to God are just trying to hide the sin to go back to it again. Do not do that if you are genuine christian. Confess your sin to a human before God.


James 5: 14-16........ Is anyone among you sick? Let them call the elders of the church to pray over them and anoint them with oil in the name of the Lord. 15 And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise them up. If they have sinned, they will be forgiven. 16 Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.

aishaemeka:
Confess your faults one to another

Exactly.

This is the bible quotation I was referring to those guysbthat said no need to confess to a human.

James 5: 14-16........ Is anyone among you sick? Let them call the elders of the church to pray over them and anoint them with oil in the name of the Lord. 15 And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise them up. If they have sinned, they will be forgiven. 16 Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.

joe4christ:
Do you confess to your church elders each time you fall and do you get punished each time too?
Where then is the grace christ paid for with his blood if u must have to work hard for the very righteousness which is like a filty rags before God.
You christians keep confusing yourself when u hardly understand the scriptures.

Follow what the bible says. Don't believe in the bible any more? The bible says that if you commit a serious sin. There are different kind of sins. If you commit a serious sin don't hesitate to walk to any of the leader to talk to about it.

Serious sin here could be fornication and murder.They are serious sins. We are not talking about when you slap your neighbour, you should go to the leader to confess. When you steal a meat from the pot of soup, you should go to the leaders to confess. Those are not the kind of sins we are talking about here.

The only thing that will make anyone not to confess to the leader of a church is because the person still want to commit the sin again and again so keeping it off from a human being will give him that avenue to do it again without anyone knowing. If you don't confess a serious sin, how can you receive help? The leaders are there to help you.

They want to correct you in love that's the essence of wanting you to confess that serious sin. Not that they want to blame you for it. That is why Jesus says if anyone of you sin, simply go to the leaders of the church and they will pray for you. Not doing that shows that you are still hidng the sin and will simply go back to it again.

The leaders are there to correct and encourage you not to banter you. So when you commit such sin, go to them. They will even commend you for being so bold to come to them. They will correct you in love and not with harsh words so as to help you pursue your christian course without falling back to that sin.

TeamSimple:
Public confession is crap . The only confession/repentance should be between you and your creator. And by extension the person you offended . If you can no longer reach the person , talk to God ONLY and move on .

We are talking about fornication confession here bro. If you know you occupy a serious position in the church and you commit a sin, jejely confess to the leaders to receive your discipline. God will not come down from heaven to discipline you. He uses the leaders in the church, so they are the first person you suppose to talk to about the issue not God.

The reason why most persons are dodging that route is because they still want to go back to that sin. If no human knows about it, they feel that they still have the freedom to commit the sin again and will do as usual by going to God to confess. God is telling you to confess to the leaders first before evening coming to him to confess. If anyone is not following that route, he or she is simply deceiving himself.

anochuko01:
the problem isn't even confession, but ability to stay without repeating the act. How many times you wan come confess?

Exactly. Some are saying is between you and God. They don't want to confess to a human so that they can go back to that sin again and keep on confessing to God and still doing their church activities. That's the most hypocrite mindset so far. The reason for confessing to the church is so that one can be disciplined. They want to avoid that discipline and keep on committing same sin over and over again.

sunkoye:
We are in the era where we tag some sin bigger than others. sin is sin. Hypocrisy is going to pastor to confess sin when you have a direct way to the father through Jesus.

If you don't confess to your pastor, and go straight to God in prayer, you are still hiding that sin.

Everyone that commits sin can pray to God for forgiveness. But do you know, you've not really confessed that sin? Cuz no human is aware of it. Not until you confessed it to a human being like you not God, you won't really feel that free conscience in you. Your conscience will still prick you. But the very moment you let a human being like you to know about it, there is this clear conscience that will rush through your mind, knowing that you have made it known to a human.

Any sin one commits that no human being is yet to be aware of, is still considered as a hidden sin. That's why the bible states it clearly that if anyone commits sin, he should go to the leaders of the church to confess to them and they will pray for him. He didn't say, he should first confess to God who is in heaven. You and I know that, everyone can go straight to God in prayer but do you know if we do that, such a sin will still be considered as a hidden sin by God? Cuz you've not disclosed it to any human being like you.

aishaemeka

When one commits fornication and he is an ardent worker of the church, he needs to report to the church leaders/elders. There is nothing like, I have prayed and asked God for forgiveness. If he refuses to report and still carry out his normal work in the church, it simply means; he is covering up his sin.

Even the bible said it that if there is anyone among you who is found undeserving, he should walk up to the elders of the church to confess so that they will pray for him.

There are lots of persons in the church that refuse to report themselves after committing fornication. They keep it within themselves and the worst is that, their consciences do not prick them so, they still carry out their normal church activities while once a while still go back to that sin.

They do that until it becomes a normal thing to them. They are the most regular in the church. Their songs are the loudest. Their prayers are the loudest. They are the ones that wave their hands the most. They dance the most in the church. They see no reason to report to the church leaders, after all no humans eye sees them. So why should they report? They keep on consoling themselves.

But the good thing is that, if such persons keep on doing such without reporting/confessing ,I don't think God will ever value such persons worship. It is as in genuine as anything else.


Every serious christian that commit sin should always report so that he or she will be prayed for by the leaders who are also the elders of the church.

NaijaStudios:
God why? How can 170million people be so unfortunate?

Quite unfortunate. With all these nonsenses, when those that have the means to leave this country to a deserving one, you will still see some persons coming out from their hideouts to start preaching to them why they should stay and make it in Nigeria.

My regular question to those people is that they get it wrong always . So they reason that any guy that make up his mind to relocate is because of money?

Are they going there to get rich or to stay in a saner clime where the basic necessities like electricity ,good infrastructures and the like are not luxuries to the citizens but mandatory.

But here in Nigeria, we lack mere electricity, good roads, increased in insecurity. You can't dress well without all eyes being on you. You can't drive a good car you purchased with your own legit money to without police/SARS terrorising you on the road. Our police system is wack, always terrorising the citizens for bribe. If you don't give them ,they will pull trigger like hunters in the bush.

Everyone provides their own electricity, their personal pipe borne water. The surroundings is nothing to write home about; very messy and dirty. Tell me why I should stay behind. I want to see those that will come out to preach to me why I should stay in Nigeria by the time I open my travel thread.

I will prepare for them. They should watch.

Blackivy27:
Aww... Thanks. I've never been this happy.

Thank God, at least my free pot of soup from u for this week is sure now. I can trust you a bit now that you're happy. A woman's happiness is infectious. When a woman is happy, she can do anything for a man. Go ahead with the cooking. When you're done, bring it to my house. It's as simple as ABC.

But pls I beg you, don't miss with my pot of soup when coming.

cooooooks:
I totally get you. Is that in your case, you did not know the girl?

Exactly, I don't know the girl. I don't even know how she looks like. That's quite a blind date.

A man that doesn't give a fvck!

Blackivy27:
ofcourse not.


*whispers*code blue, we have a snitch at the agency*

Even if you're an FBI, I won't mind being your victim. You're only doing your job. A job no one else can do better than you.

cooooooks:
Nope. My mom asked a girl out for me...she didn't know that we were already talking.

Same with mine. She said she has seen a girl for me, that the girl is good. She called me cuz of that using style to ask me if I have a girlfriend. I simply said not really. So, she asked if I would like her to link us. I told her umm umm not now.

But I was using style to doge. The girl I will marry, I will meet her myself. If there is no mutual connection between us, no marriage. I am not in hurry even though I have attained a marriageable age.

Blackivy27:
Im inlove with the tribe. If my future hubby is an urhobo id be more than lucky. So does your name have Oghene?

Naah, are you an FBI?

dabocity:
See mine

How many books do you have so far that's generating this amount?

Blackivy27:
A close friend. How you know urhobos cause i have a feeling you are?

You couldn't have guessed better. If you were to settled down, would you rather prefer to settle down with one?

Jgoldie:
First to comment.....spending the night on nairaland paid off Las Las.....

I want to dedicate this to my intending boyfriend....na beg I dey beg you...don't give me headache

And to regina keep choking on pa ned nwoko's dick... I hear he buys creamypie..

You finally made it. Congratulations!

Blackivy27:
banga nah. fresh catfish and starch. Yummy

Oh my God! That will be quite yummy. You will finish someone's son with food o. Damn! Who could have taught you how to cook this way?

Blackivy27:

time for plan B.
This time i aint gonna tell you. But you will EAT my FOOD.

Ooooch! If only you will feed me. What kinda food by the way?

Blackivy27:
a review only? Even though it would be nice, its cheap nah. Okay $39.98 deal?

whv? Im a good cook i wont hurt your bowels.

I don't trust you. You want to send me to a 1 week runny stomach home arrest with your sweet delicacy. I know your plan ni.

XhosaNostra:
High value guys my azz Who gets to decide your worth?

In as much as I'm not a clingy person nor do I like being constantly bombarded with messages, I still value communication very much in a relationship. How shall I put it? I rely more on "object constancy". So when you starve me of communication, not only does it sometimes make me forget how much I like you, but it also messes up the vibe because now I have to warm up to you all over again. Every guy that has tried that with me knows how coldly & vicious I react to it. I do not like it at all. I prefer that you get lost completely than play power games with me because you're going to lose.

Yeah, communication is good in every relationship. But have you ever met a highly clingy and obsessed guy? You will never ever pray for such.

A guy that will ring you up every 30 minutes, asking about your where about. If he calls now, in the next 30 to 1 hour he will call again. Both of you will speak for a couple of minutes and end the call.

Just when you are about to take your dinner, he calls again asking you if you have eaten, have you taken your bath? When are you taking your bath? I will soon do that . OK, and he ends the call.

Just when you stepped your feet in the bathroom and about to take your bath, he rings you up again. You rushed out of the bathroom with a tied towel dangling on your upper body. You picked the call and the next thing you heard is hello, I just called to know if you've started taking your bath. In your mind, you will be asking yourself, how did I even jam this guy self. Shebi you wan kill person daughter with calls? Then, you reluctantly answer him, yes I am about to take my bath when you called. Once the call ends, noone will ask you to switch off your phone before you do that.

That's the level of bugging I was referring to. I believe you won't pray for such obsession cuz they are all still communications you know.

Blackivy27:
Im a chef with the meal. Let me make it for you then you'll give me $39.9. For you.

Aaaah! You're turning the table on me now. Well, if you're preparing it for me, then I don't have to pay. I can offer to give a nice review on your cooking prowess. A very nice review.

But I hope it's not concoction delicacy you planning cooking for me sha? Cuz I won't take it lightly with you if you make me end up purging for a whole week o.

XhosaNostra:
Like when they start the usual mind fùckery, decreasing communication etc.

That's simply a rule every high value guy follows. Don't pester a girl too much, she will lose interest. That's a true fact.

No matter how much you love a guy, if he is always clinging and not giving you some space to breath, you will simply lose interest . That's why we pull away sometimes when the ovation is loudest.

When next we chat back or call back, there will this new vibe that both of you will experience. It will be like both of you just met newly. There will be this renewed feeling you will have for him. That happens because of the law of scarcity. When there is scarcity, demand will rise but when there is no scarcity, you will notice that demand will fall drastically.

It has been proven. We don't just want to over do things. We want you to miss us small. That's why we push and pull. Push and pull. Push and pull. We just can't help it.

Blackivy27:
Have friends who are. Hospitable people. I love their cultural dish.

I see! Come let me cook fresh cat fish banga soup for you. But not for free though. It will cost you just $50, but I can do it for you $40. That's because of you o.

tejiri4:
Lol none of the above is me you got the wrong person

That shall not lie to sweet daddy on Sunday. You should have waited till tomorrow. Now, go and tell God u are sorry for lying to sweet Daddy on Sunday.

Blackivy27:
Are you urhobo? Very nice tribe.

I won't mind being one. Been with them before?

ORIJIN201:
Lmao. You don't even know me. Bro I have no time for people who are slow and have nothing to give. I've been in and out of 2 relationships with 2 ladies this year (I like these girls naturally). Girls below my age are still living a fairy tale life and still exploring. You'll find nothing really. When they attain the late 20's, they become calm and sensibly mature. FYI, I'm in my early 20's and in a stage I'm done with playing along and sing to what they want to hear. In life, if you want to move forward, you have to find people who complement your life and not those who bring nothing to the table. If I want pvssy, I know how and where to get it, but that is not my goal. Besides, you sounded like a kid still running around with little kids. You complement each other.

Girls between 18 to 24 usually still live in a fairy tale life. Don't expect much from them. Just keep them as friends and put them in the friend zone.

They don't believe in realities, rather they believe in fairy tales and always on the quest to explore. They are always disorganized and usually don't know what they want from life. That's a stage all young ladies will always pass through.

tejiri4:
if you socialize with unintelligent things do so without coming here to tell your tale .

Oghenetejiri Umukoro Oboroghenerukowho Odafe, I don catch you today. Don't ask me how I knew.