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Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Mcslize:
HitSong:
30 years old chasing after 18 years old child...
You're a pervert!
What about all those girls of your age group that you fuckéd back then, who are you leaving them for to marry now?
Now you've seen a young beautiful virgin that you want to devour abi?
Will you give out your daughter at 18?
Karma will play out on the females in your life too...
Ẹ̀gbọ́n leave that small girl alone and Goan hustle.
I don't think 30 years old guy is too old for an 18years old girl approaching 19. Most of these girls, you see these days are so mature in body. You might not even think she is 18.

Like me: I have told myself that I won't marry my mate. Most of the ladies that are 30years old I have seen are like my 45 years old aunty.

Sometimes, I noticed that my aunty is even way younger than some of them and this makes me feel, what will happen if I get married to my mate? She will definitely look way too older in appearance even if I am older than her with 1 to 2 years.


As a guy in his early 30's as the Op, I won't even marry a girl I am older than with 3 years let alone a mate. If I am 30, I would comfortably marry a girl I am older than with 10 years gap.

If a girl I am older than with 5 years comes my way, and she is up and well doing, I might reconsider. But in all, I should be older than my wife with 6 -10 years gap due to the fast maturation that ladies undergo.
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Mcslize: 10:02pm On Jun 05, 2019
blezdBen:
Hello bro...Did you use KdpRocket for your keyword research when you started out? do you use it now? sorry for the plenty questions�
Just want to know.
I did use kdpRocket when I started out and I still use it now. However, I likewise get my keywords directly from amazon.
Romance › Re: Why This Strange Behaviour From Ladies? by Mcslize: 6:39pm On Jun 05, 2019
breakerofchains:
You just gave me an idea...

I think I should start demanding money before giving them my number, then blocking them after that.

You're talking like you don't know how some guys can be such pests- you give out the number to shoo them away,then block them.
That's one of my criteria for deleting a girl's number. Asking me for money when we've not even met. I won't waste time deleting such a girl's number. I can only grant such a request if the girl is into me like seriously into me, do check on me on her own or have known me for long, I might help out. And she.must tell.me a cogent reason what she want to use the money for. That's someone I have known for long. But not some random girls that will keep asking for money instantly. That's a red flag to me.

Some sissy guys do that though. Sending a girl money. A girl you are just meeting for the first time. I can only buy a girl food when we go out, not sending her mone. For what?
Romance › Re: Why This Strange Behaviour From Ladies? by Mcslize: 6:29pm On Jun 05, 2019
Zinny25:
I can relate to that... There's this guy that asked for my number, I told him no but he insisted so I did. I never picked his call, Las Las I still blocked his number
Hehehe everybody gat stories to tell o. My own be say I dey collect numbers from random babes, make them believe that I will call so, they should expect my call. They will even store my number that moment with my name, but once I get home, I end up deleting the number for no reason.

I don't chat with girls often on WhatsApp. One was telling me yesterday that I chat with her only when it pleases me that I have a gilirlfwiend that's why. I gat to make her understand that, that's not true that I was just kinda busy making money for us or doesn't she want me to make money so that I can take her round the world?

What I saw next was a big grin.

If a girl refuses to give me her number, my reply is always: all right have a nice day and walk away. I don't beg ladies for numbers. I don't ask: can I have ur number?

I usually go like this: which network do u use? She will reply mtn, glo, Airtel or 9mobile. Oh I see! Dial it here. She will dial it her self instead on my phone. If she seems like a good conversationist, then I might end up calling her but if not I end up deleting it without even putting a call across to her.
Romance › Re: I fuckèd My Girlfriend Raw Yersterday, But See What Happened After (photo) by Mcslize: 5:32pm On Jun 05, 2019
rafhell:
You guys will be jumping from one cheap pussy to another. Instead of you to make money, find one decent and clean chick for a wife and settle down.
Where are the clean chicks bro? They are nowhere to be found. I just tired for this life. Person no fit see better girl get sef. All of them don spoil finish.

Nothing dey sex. The thing is that the person one is making out with is making out with 4 to 6 other persons. Which way? How long are we going to continue this way?

Who still dey have sex without using condom? That's something I can't try. You don't even know the status of the person and u will dive in raw.

Na to carry Bible read na sure pass now o.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is Your Tactic For Getting Into Her Vajayjay? by Mcslize: 10:22pm On Jun 04, 2019
Privatepart00:
My own is by caressing her ass in a to and fro motion while making sure my fingers always make contact with her pvssy region from the back . I will continue repeating the same step over and over again with her head resting on my chest . After a while she will be very moist then I can go for the kill with my tongue provided she smell good down south.
The op isn't talking about a girl you've been making out with before now. She is reffering to a new girl you just met. What's your tactic for making her wanna make out with you. A new girl in this case.

Don't mention though.
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Mcslize: 9:51pm On Jun 04, 2019
pkang:
Great to know.
Do you write fiction or non fiction. Have you written cookbooks before?
I don't write fiction. I write non fiction. Of course, I've written cookbooks.
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Mcslize: 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
REDBULL1:
Wow. Congratulations. A few questions pls

When did you start publishing?

How many books can you put out in a month?

What's the average number of pages and words per book?

So sorry for the many questions, but na for encouragement purposes.
I started publishing 1st September, 2017.

I normally publish 5 books a month when I just got started.

I ususally write 5,000 to 10,000 words for most of my books.

The number of pages depend on how you format your book: the font type, font size, margins will dictate how many pages your book will be.

I usually use Georgia font with font size 13 if my book is 10,000 words which usually gives me 70 to 80 pages, and font size 14 if the book is 5,000 words which usually gives me 40 to 50 pages for paperback.
Culture › Re: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by Mcslize: 7:46pm On Jun 04, 2019
DJMCOTTY:
Fear no even lemme talk wetin I want talk....
Fear grip everybody. You wise no be small. Abeg no talk o. Just jejely respect ur mouth and fingers to avoid stories that touch.
Culture › Re: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by Mcslize: 7:41pm On Jun 04, 2019
Boyooosa:
Those that read the insults nko shocked
Are they safe cool
You join do the cursing too? Hehehehe E don over you.
Health › Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Mcslize: 7:28pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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Exactly.
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Mcslize: 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2019
Pentoolz:
Good work, how many books do you have on kdp?
I have about 40 books but it's 17 that bring sales.
Crime › Re: Man Pours Dirty Water On Man Driving For Splashing Dirty Water On Him by Mcslize: 12:02pm On Jun 04, 2019
Nonstopvibez:
Maybe its a cheap crappy jalopy. How dare u lay your filthy hands on my g wagon and have the nerve to stain my gucci of 50k with maggot infested ghetto dumpsite stagnant smelly weewee water.
Yuck..its staged. I cannot splash water on u and park whr u will see me. Well he shouldnt have rolled down the glass. Or he for break the glass
When driving, consider other road users. It's only in Nigeria people drive any how they like without caution to other road users.

People don't drive carelessly in the western world. Every driving mistake you make reduce your car insurance score, which will make you to pay more cause the company know that you will cause havoc some days.

So, let's learn to drive cautiously and also consider those walking by on the road.
Crime › Re: Man Pours Dirty Water On Man Driving For Splashing Dirty Water On Him by Mcslize: 11:49am On Jun 04, 2019
Some car owners are terrible in driving. Once they are inside the car, every other person walking on the road is a nobody thus, they drive ruthlessly through a pool of water even when they see someone walking beside the water.

Courtesy demands that: when you see someone walking by and there is water beside, you should slow down and drive gently pass the water especially in this raining season. Cuz if you speed pass, you will definitely splash water on the person.

Some car owners are inconsiderate.
Crime › Re: Half Nude Women Chase Away Police As Ijaw Escalate Fight With Oba Of Benin by Mcslize: 9:55am On Jun 04, 2019
Mk93:
I have lived in Benin and always visit Benin as I have family members there. an average Benin man run into his house at the sound of gunshots. they only know how to gossip or practice juju.
you will quarrel with a Benin man and the next morning you may find fetish stuff in front of your house.

the Benin have lived in peace for a long time and this present generation does not know anything about crisis and war. the kind of weapons you find among Ijaws are on par with that of Nigeria army
Exactly. Ijaw people have sophisticated weapons of man destruction and that's because ijaws have money when it comes to money. They have money and some hidden ogas at the top.

Another thing about ijaw is that if you touch one ijaw community, the rest ijaws will join to fight for their brothers.
Crime › Re: Half Nude Women Chase Away Police As Ijaw Escalate Fight With Oba Of Benin by Mcslize: 9:45am On Jun 04, 2019
BlackfireX:
There men are cowards..... There women came to fight on there behalf..... That is the na.ked truth.
Ijaw men are not coward o. Ijaw get mind die. Remember that Warri crisis of 1999 between Ijaw, Itsekiri and Urhobo? Ijaws are ever ready to fight for anything.

Let's allow peace to reign cuz if fight starts now no be this one them dey talk o. Flying bullets everywhere, burning of houses, death everywhere. Burning of people inside their own houses. That's war for you. Who no go nor know. War is a terrible nightmare. Let's not pray for it.
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Mcslize: 10:06pm On Jun 03, 2019
kipesco:
Success begins with determination and having a great mentor. I love affiliate marketing yet have I not put in any effort to make a buck. Each day I read about you making some good bucks on KDP yet I don't know if this is for real or you are faking but how do I know if I keep doubting. I have had a fair share of making some bucks on AdSense and have save $125 from 2014 till date.
What is the possibility of success with such an amount.
Kdp is real. I am expecting $850 this June end as my previous earned royalty which will be paid on the 29 of June.
Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Mcslize: 6:11pm On May 30, 2019
Waylesdowels:
Got CO contact sum days ago,They require for:
Wife:
"Evidence of functional English"
please provides certificate and transcript of education qualification undertaken in English”.

“Polio Vaccination Certificate"

I uploaded her transcript ,certificate and letter from her school for Proficiency in English at submission of my application Dec,2018.Surprised to see dem asking for it again.

pls wat should i do in dis case.
It might be an oversight from the CO or it might be that the resolution was poor. Kindly resend the requested documents in high resolution.
Celebrities › Re: Young Lady Who Raps Like Phyno And Zoro, Don Jazzy Reacts by Mcslize: 7:36pm On May 27, 2019
Famousbabe, the link you dropped, it's screenshots of the girl that are there, no video.

Give us the YouTube link where we can watch the video instead of referring us to a website that contain screenshots of the news instead of the video.

When you say WATCH THE VIDEO HERE. Whrn we click, we usually don't see the video.
Romance › Re: I Dumped My Bride On Wedding Day Because She's Been Cheating On Me- Groom Shouts by Mcslize: 7:11pm On May 27, 2019
Crystalqueen:
Some people are so wicked. If u knew she was cheating on u, u should have cancelled the wedding before the day or at least before the church ceremony, not disgracing the lady after the church wedding... Just imagine, all that jollof rice wasted... U for just save the money use do beta thing
I hate cheating fellas. Some ladies are something else. Some ladies have been engaged but Still go about frolicking around and following other men all about. If a lady still want to frolic and flirt around, the best thing to do is never to accept any marriage proposal from a serious man. This will give her the freedom to fvck about and no one will question her.

But the moment she makes up her mind to settle down with a serious man, she should throw off all those promiscuous attitudes of fvcking about. You can't eat your cake and have it. It's either you are ready for marriage or you are not. No room for infidelity of any sort.
Romance › Re: I Dumped My Bride On Wedding Day Because She's Been Cheating On Me- Groom Shouts by Mcslize: 7:03pm On May 27, 2019
junkiesneverdie:
Wait a minute let me get this straight so you knew she's being cheating on your black ass! and you waited until the wedding day to call it a quit!..guy you be Mugu
Read the write up. He knew she has been cheating. But he played along just to disgrace her on the wedding day. It's more like a pay back for her cheating. Some ladies are something else. Why would she be cheating when she knew she will marry the guy?
Celebrities › Re: Psychologist, Nkem Outsmarted Ubi Franklin Who Wanted Money From Her by Mcslize: 11:23am On May 26, 2019
andrew444:
Ubi franklin we knows own a record label sow how is e a fraudster ?

How much did franklin steal from her ?

Jealousy kill you there
How much do you think record labels make that can make him rich?
Romance › Re: How I Fall In Love With This Nairaland Pretty Lady by Mcslize: 5:15pm On May 25, 2019
mcjohny:
Nawa ooh is this one. lols what is love?. what do you know about love maybe you ask wrong people start from your parents so they tell you that you don't go around loving anybody that looks appealing to your eyes oga. love does not just appear, it is gradually built and very difficult to break. I have misplaced love for lust many times but have come back to learn what I refused to study.
Exactly. People mistake lust for love. A guy will see a lady for the first time and conclude, damn this is the girl I will marry; just like that. Do things really work that way? Will I just see a lady and say she is the one for me without even getting to know her kind of person, her personalities, attitudes , manners and the like?

It baffles me a lot. I have always said, if there is no mutual connections and personal investment on each other , never think of marriage with such person. Both must be able to invest in each other emotionally, materially and even spiritually.

A relationship where only one person is the one putting in effort and doing everything, calling, texting, spending without the other doing same to you in return is nothing but a parasitic relationship filled with personal selfishness, and the man will even still go ahead and say that's the lady he will marry. If a girl doesn't invest in a man emotionally and materially, I see no reason why such a man should conclude that he will marry such a lady.

This applies to both sex.
Romance › Re: How I Fall In Love With This Nairaland Pretty Lady by Mcslize: 4:56pm On May 25, 2019
Someone you've never met redefined the quality you are looking for in a lady. It doesn't go that way. What if she doesn't feel the way you feel, how will you feel in that case?

I have always told myself: you can't just see a lady and conclude this is the girl I will marry. It doesn't work that way. There must be a strong mutual connections from both persons before you can even conclude of dating or courting her.

You are simply lusting after her figure and appearance, not really her quality, cuz you are yet to know the kind of girl she is.

Feelings like these, usually result in serious heartbreaks afterwards, cuz she may end up not even feeling your vibe, which may cause you to feel bad.

My advice to you: never show her you love her even if you do. She will surely use your feelings against you to have an upper hand over you if things eventually start playing out.

Be guided.
Celebrities › Re: Emmanuel Emenike & Wife, Iheoma Nnadi Unfollow Each Other On IG, Delete Photos by Mcslize: 4:13pm On May 25, 2019
I don't know what men see in all these celebrities they get married to.

They are like retired runs girls. They hardly remain faithful to their husbands and respect them.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrest 4 Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by Mcslize: 8:45am On May 25, 2019
klufs:
On the contrary, it is now a trend that anyone that behaves that way is into yahoo. Thus, should be investigated
No, there are people making real money when I mean real money, genuine money on Amazon ebooks, paperback publishing. These publishers are millionaires writing their ass out indoor. Fear will not even let such persons spend their money. They can't buy good cars cuz people will think they are into frauds whereas they are working day and night writing and publishing books that fetch them money.

These sets of publishers can acquire the latest car in town from the income they make on Amazon but being that Nigeria is filled with people that do not like the success of others, they live low key and invest their money while driving one old kabu kabu car. These are people that make $4000 to $10000 monthly just from Amazon books publishing. Won't you think they are fraudsters?
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrest 4 Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by Mcslize: 9:15pm On May 24, 2019
uselesscountry:
I have like 3 laptops
Your own don be. Bro, sell two cuz now everyone now sees laptops as a symbol of fraud. So, anyone with a laptop who doesn't go to work from 6 to 6 is now a fraudstar.

This is becoming a myopic mentality from the majority of people.
Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Mcslize: 11:59pm On May 23, 2019
ashaju33:
Hello everyone. I want to share my experience with EA regarding my assessment. I applied for Assessment in Feb 2019 though not on fastrack. After two months of waiting, I got a mail from EA asking me to defend my Career episodes. I replied them with evidence on originality of my C.E but unfortunately my application was rejected. I used my undergraduate project as one of my C. E and after running originality test, I discovered some percentage of similarities between my project and some online publications while the other two C.E are ok. Base on my experience, I will advise people not to include their undergraduate project as part of their C.E. I intend to re apply since I wasn't banned for 12 months
You made a mistake for not rewriting your carrier episode in your own words to pass plagiarism or copyscape that's why. You supposed first run it through grammerly, copyscape or Xplagiarism checker to ensure it's unique. You would have been able to know those words that appeared similar and have all rewritten.

You know most persons do lift content directly from online during undergraduate project writing (copy and paste).

To use such for your carrier episode, you must rewrite every statement to pass plagiarism if not the carrier episode will be rejected. There is no way you will rewrite it and still get flagged.

Thank God they didn't ban you.
Romance › Re: The Obession With Sex Among Nigerian Young Men by Mcslize: 9:28pm On May 23, 2019
lilwetdick:
meaning not interested.
Pls kindly give it a name. I really wanna learn too.
Romance › Re: Body Transformations Of A Nairalander by Mcslize:
OKNM:
I dare you to post picture of your birth certificate son. You are no where near your 30s. I was like you when I was a teen just like you are now. I was 007 with the finesse. But Now I know better. I know how to respect a lady. I know how not to see hurting women as something to take pride in. Son, if my WIFE leaves me, YES, I will cry. Is that the end of the world? No! I definitely will pick myself up and move on, it’s called LIFE; never STAY down when it knocks you down

I understand what you’re doing. See yourself as the guy who’s got the charm to get any lady she wants. I laugh your silly ass son. If that’s what you take pride in and not some real shït, I’m afraid you have and will fail in life.

He who have ears should listen to what I’ve just said.

And hey, you didn’t answer my simple question, do you do crack?

My last response. Bye
You are wrong. First and foremost, do know that I am older than you think. So, an older man can't be your son. I should be the one referring to you as my son. I thought I already gave you an idea of my age.

Real men don't hurt ladies and also they don't cry over a lady. Why should you cry if your wife chooses to leave you? Why waste those tears for a decision someone makes?

Any woman that leaves you do not deserve you, hence crying is the worst thing you will ever embarked on as a man. Smile over it and moves on rather than crying. Shedding those precious tears won't make her change her mind.

When a woman make a decision, it's hard to convince her to change her mind at that point in time. No matter how much you cry, she will never come back to you until she fulfils her heart desires.

So always save your cry when it involves stuff relating to relationships and marriages. She will never pity you even if she sees you crying. In fact, crying before a woman will make her even hate you the more. But when you save those cries and keep a firm heart, she will see you as a man that has his own life. She will know your life does not depend on her. You don't really need her to exist as a man if she chooses to walk away.

A word is enough for the wise.
Family › Re: Man Reveals How He Dealt With His Son For Mocking Someone by Mcslize: 6:15pm On May 23, 2019
visijo:
How lucky I am! Just married a girl who's already pregnant..
Congrats!
Romance › Re: Body Transformations Of A Nairalander by Mcslize: 6:12pm On May 23, 2019
OKNM:
You do crack?
Don't be a sissy. A guy like you will cry over a girl for following another man. True or false? You need to learn how to be a man. Stop licking girls ass. If your wife says she is done with you, I bet you will cry instead you to walk out like a king. Who still cry over a woman this era?

Will you commit suicide if your wife says she no do again?

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