₦airaland Forum

shaybebaby:
It is stuff like this that makes me fearful when driving in the UK even when I know the likelihood is low.

Where is our safety culture? Why do we place such a low premium on human life?

Fearful driving in the UK? Do tankers move about carelessly like those in Nigeria?

Boogyman557:
Holly Hram Me dem raise me to be a modern day NACKER of ASHAWO ministry..


IDIOT !!!


Na y u know one marry..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Boogyman, you be low budget Nairaland celebrity. No be only to light your weed, I will light your yansh join.

Akparakunaku Kuna kuna.

uncleck:
There's something inherently wrong about Nigeria. What you can achieve in 30 years in Nigeria, you can achieve in just 1 year abroad. Let me tell you guys few stories to buttress this point.

There's this my good friend who worked as a senior lab technician in an FMC in Nigeria. He is married with 4 children. Guess what? The upholstery in his rented apartment are all torn. Life wasn't easy till he decided to travel to Europe. Less than 4 years abroad, his entire family has joined him and he now owns a modern duplex in his hometown; something he may never have achieved even after working for 35 years in Nigeria.

There's this other guy I know. He traveled through desert to Libya then to Italy through Mediterranean sea. Six years from the time he embarked on the journey, he is now a big boy doing a lot of things with money and bringing his whole family from poverty. There are many people in this category.


The Nigerian system is designed to make you fail. I can bet with everything I have that 99% of successful people in Nigeria did so illegally. Either through bribery or corruption or kidnapping or bunkery or yahoo yahoo or drug business or armed robbery. Businesses that succeed elsewhere will fail in Nigeria unless you cheat. Every office in Nigeria is used to cheat and extort people. Gift the police 10 new vehicles and see 10 new checkpoints the next day. The way they dedicate their time collecting money from motorists....

My advice to everyone. If no member of your family is abroad, all of you should contribute and send one person...

ariesbull will never see all these good testimonies o.

AngelicBeing:
Hian, why did you cc those 2 monikers? They are not the people that have the problem , neither are they connected to the Op of the thread, Huh , like seriously

I copied them cuz I want them to learn cuz they have boyfriends and brothers at home.

Besides, out of all the senses I made in that post, it's the two ladies I copied that caught your attention? Seriously?

I have an antidote for stubborn sexual infections. Man made medicines are not created to completely cure sickness and diseases. Reason being that, the pharmaceutical industry don't wants to run out of business. Take this to the bank. I said it with my full chest.

Hospital drugs are only made to subside symptoms of sicknesses and diseases but not to cure them completely. That's why you need to turn to nature for complete cure.

Nature is powerful. Herbal medicine is the Koko. Don't let anyone deceive you. They will completely cure your sickness and infections. Unlike contemporary man made medicines.

If you don't see any sense in what I just wrote, then I am sorry. Just sit down and ask yourself, what makes you think hospital medicines can actually cure sickness? They can't, because if they create them to cure sickness and diseases completely, the pharmaceutical industry will completely shut down and run out of regular patronage because they will not be making money.

Do you see some senses in what I just wrote? If you do, then congrats to you for being able to think out of the box.

Nature and herbs is the way to go.

Any way; Kyng1, try this cream. Go and get Permethrin cream from the pharmacy and rub on it.

If you need the herbal treatment, let me know. I have never contacted any infection in my life and I will never.

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Pocohantas
Ishilove

pocohantas:
They should pity for their fellow women too.
I do wonder if they would be as motivated to dress same way if it was a female only gym. Some of those gym outfits are something else. They look like swimming trunks.




There is nothing ANTI-FEMALE about my comment. It is pro-common sense and decency (which I stand for). So you should help check yourself for seeing everything from the lens of anti male or female. As I can assure you, I am not the problem.

Regards

Poco allow us to breathe for once. Stop giving Nairaland males unnecessary orgasms. Allow us rest abeg.

Not everyone that goes to the gym actually goes there to gym. Some go there to scout for sex & fun mates. Let's not deceive ourselves, especially the female folks.

Just get doings and watch how ladies will serenade you with visible sexual innuendoes. They will be ready to be at your beck and call.

Ishilove and Pocohantas can testify to this, no pun intended.

vb0mb:
Many people will not read the write up.

The write up says Tanzania still suffers chronic power shortage.

If it is that same write up you are misquoting here, believe me brother, I am really sorry to say; serious old age is already telling on you trust me.

thesicilian:
Our fellow Africans are shutting down power stations because of too much electricity while our own national grid here is collapsing every day like someone with epilepsy

I am so ashamed of Nigeria. ariesbull and the likes of ogbonti are the problems of this country trust me.

You can imagine, Tanzania is shutting down power stations due to excessive power supply that the citizens have no use for.

But Nigeria has been roasting her citizens in epileptic power supply with so much heat roasting all of her citizens and someone somewhere is telling me to stay back and build Nigeria.

Is that not pure wickedness?

I've said it times without numbers that a man that can control his sexual urge has solved 70% of all his life problems.

We that have decided to stop having sex for 6 months now and still counting, we don die?

We men are shameless horñy dogs, no doubt. Let's call a spade a spade. Let's not pretend we ain't shameless when it comes to chasing anything under skirt. Except just few of us that have repented that God has liberated from the spirit of womanising.

There is a saying that says; any man that can overcome the quest for excessive sex and womanising, has solved 70% of his problems in life.

That implies that over 70% of man's problems is caused by excessive quest for women of all sorts and forms.

I was once a womaniser but God delivered me. Womanising is a demonic spirit. Once you are addicted to it, it's hard to stop. You will never see a woman without sexualising her or wanting to bed her. Anything under skirt will always arouse you.

Until you make up your mind to stop it, which you won't find so easy to do due to the fact that it has been embedded in your body and soul, you won't stop running after women as a man.

Men like that are very easy to get through women. Anyone can easily track you, using a woman as a bait because you can't see a lady with big ass and boobs and be able to resist her.

Let's say no to excessive quest for women. By so doing, you will have solved 70% of all your life's problems.

RapistOnBail:

Nigerians are wild mannerless people.

Lol. You meant we Nigerians are wild animals in human forms?

I would have loved to engage in political war battle with Ishilove regarding this fiasco between Iran and Istrael. But Ishilove is wingless and she supports APC. She can't face me one on one. She is too soft.

Na Pocohantas strong reach me small. That woman na Lioness. I need to stand my ground to be able to defeat her in any battle, if not she is ready to disgrace me to the world, God forbid bad thing.

Poco, you are mouthed but don't try me. I deserve some respect from you folks wether you like it or not.

Homiesjinxbank:
Na why it's good to book on your phone

If they book on their phone, won't players money be withheld?

Wonderful! This is a native male rabbit o. Very big. Na to roast am.

Indomie generation will never know this o, including Ishilove.

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ariesbull:
no think say JuJu go help you ...

You don't know anything. You are so ignorant. You don't know the things of the spirit. Everything is not JuJu. You are too canal minded.

I still repeat, a bullet cannot kill me as far as my hands are clean. This is not JuJu. This is about your mindset and spirituality. I can say a thing to you and it will happen. All I need is your full name. That's not JuJu. But I call it grace from God. But I don't use my mouth to curse but instead I use it to bless people and pray for people. And with full belief, it will happen.

I dey banter with people on Nairaland o but I can never say anything evil against anyone or place curses on people. If I do that, I will be hindering the grace that is following me.

Also, no one can do any evil thing against me and go scot free. It's not me. It's just the grace in me.

That's why I stay away from sexual immorality and also stay away from evil and keep my hands clean. Cuz I don't want indiscriminate sexual lifestyle to hinder this grace. So when I tell you that no gun can kill me, believe me, it's not JuJu.

Some people are just blessed. Discover your grace brother and when you do, don't abuse it.

Goldensword:
Read to understand first before you criticise, I guess you just read the headline and first few lines and began to criticise.

I bolded a portion for you but your biased mindset couldn't allow you to say anything regarding the bolded portion.

Just in case you didn't see it, here it is. But this time around, put on your goggle or eye glasses so you can see the bolded part very well:

The OP says and I quote: The god Christians and muslims worship isn't the creator of the universe, neither is it omnipotent or omniscience.

Someone says God did not create the universe and you expect me to read the rest of the whole jargons? He even used small letter to write God as god.

You guys must be out of your minds.

Offpoint1:
Na me dey go back to my division so... I no like nonsense

Just dey run dey go. Don't look back o.

Lindlady:
Mopol are more coordinated and well behaved than regular police. It seems like the harder the training, the more sense they receive.

Are they different from the ones that mount checking points on the road?

ariesbull:
lol...are you clowning around!


Very funny ! Don't worry ma racism, loneliness , and discrimination even if you escape bullet

I am serious. A bullet cannot kill me as far as my hands are clean and not a robber. That by the way.

You guys are blowing this racism and discrimination of a thing out of proportion. These things are not so obviously noticed in the western world in this modern era of civilization.

Let me blow your mind; the chronic tribalísm people face in Nigeria is worse than the not so noticeable racism of the west some of you guys always blow out of proportion.

Some person in the west can attest to this, that since they travelled out, they have never experienced an obvious racism.

So, you see? These things are just mere propagandas.

ariesbull:
what if you are part of the statistics

A bullet cannot kill me says the Lord.

pocohantas:
1) You should stop thinking because it is obviously not your strong point. Leave it for people with the mental strength to.

2) No, I didn't settle with one of your CUMRADES.

3) Mine is nothing like you because it is obvious no woman is proud of you. Hence your severe obsession with the marital status of online women.

Please, he isn't your CUMRADE. I take your mama beg you. Una no dey the same level.

Come off it Poco. He is our cumrade. We know ourselves in our dining circle. We are actually proud of our fellow cumrade for doing a good job on you in the oza room if at all there is any. I just hope you're not deceiving us just to make yourself feel wanted. Let it not be so. If not, it won't be funny.

Any way, just in case he breaks your tiny heart, don't hesitate to let us know so we can link you up with another well to do cumrade. Don't worry, we have some really nice cumrades that can take all your shits. Very nice ones, trust me poco.

pocohantas:
What exactly should I read and learn? I do think you are suffering midlife crisis and the reason is yet unknown. Do I have any single commemt on this thread of Nairaland as a whole telling ladies to live irresponsibly or wait until they are 50yrs?

If your mental drugs are finished, ask nicely and I will buy them for you. Stop constituting nuisance here, please.

Poco, I can see you're suffering from loneliness and long due mood swing. Don't worry, I pray you will be fine soon. Just make sure you keep taking your drugs. Stop skipping them. You know skipping them could be detrimental to your mental well being. Be safe baby girl okay?

pocohantas:
You assume that I am single and if at all I am, you (and your kind) would by any means make the cut? The delulu is top tier and admirable.

If your female family members belong to that association, find a means to take them out first.

Thank you!✌️

Poco, I thought you will never settle for anything man. So, you still ended up settling for one of our cumrades? Wonderful!

So, one of our cumrades is actually tickling your heart at the moment. Congrats o!

True true, what men cannot do does not exist.

franchasofficia:
If you are a young lady reading this, in as much as I am a women advocate for some reasons, I will not like to deceive you just as I wouldn't deceive my own daughter.


If you are a young girl reading this, please make the hay while the sun shines.


As a girl, do not compare your life with the life of guys because what guys will do and get away with all over the world not just in Nigeria, a lady may never get away with it.


As a girl child, please do note that your most promising age in the dating, marriage and romance world starts from 19yrs to 35yrs at most, please make good use of this age to achieve whatever it is that you desire.


If you cherish and desire marriage, please don't go about dribbling serious-minded guys who wants to genuinely settle down with you thinking you have all the time in the world to make choice of the perfect man of your dream.


First, there is nothing like perfect man or perfect match, all men have their imperfections just as all women do, so if you want to enjoy a flourishing relationship in dating and marriage with the opposite sex, please lower your expectations and expect less from the opposite sex and always give yourself a true self assessment before you go wishing the unthinkable. You want a rich, tall, dark, fair, faithful, generous man, ask yourself if you meet such a man, whether you qualify to be his dream girl, remember he too have his own spec?



As a lady, make sure you add extra values to the man in your life aside sex and romance, men of nowadays are learning fast and are beginning to ask questions too, bear this in mind.


Gone are the days your sexy look alone guarantees you a rich husband, you can still be lucky, but above the sexy pretty look, add some extra values to yourself as a lady to increase your desirability in the marriage market for guys. You can be lucky to date rich and famous guys by just being pretty and sexy, but honestly with the kind of guys I am seeing today, it maybe difficult to hook them down for marriage with just your sexy looks and pretty face.



The earlier the better. Lucky is the woman who got married and gave birth to all her kids before she clocked 45yrs.


If you desire to marry as a girl, tell God what you want, forget those deceiving themselves after they have made several mistakes while young.


You can still be happily married, have a good job or career or business or trade, so why desire one over another when you can actually achieve both with ease?



Don't turn down serious minded guys asking for your hand in marriage in the name of my career first, I want to focus on my career, I want to finish my PhD first, etc, you can achieve all those things even as a married lady or guy. I am married and still schooling and adding more to my academic credentials, marriage didn't stop me, marriage hasn't stopped anybody that I know from growing in life.

I am owing you 1 bottle of champagne 🍾 for this your undiluted write up. Reasonable ladies like you are rare. You see the truth and you spill it unlike some folks that will see red and call it black.

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Pocohantas & Ishilove mo na learn o.

yemclef:
[b]It is condemnable to tag our ladies [/b]with such a derogatory phrase because they are not married. Some people are myopic in thinking, and they forget easily that everything in this sinful is time. Nobody deserves to be mocked because the person has not achieved what society wants to see. It is better to be patient than to make the wrong move to marriage. Marriage is not a bed of rosy but with difficulties. It is here in Africa that humans mock fellow humans who have been barren as if they are God.

But it is not condemnable for ladies to be broke shaming guys because they are still struggling to find their feats. Some of you guys forget most of these ladies also use derogatory words on men. But you never see where some of the captain save women will speak against such. Isn't that a biased mindset on its highest order?

maureensylvia:
Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ‼️

You’ll have a daughter someday

Stop calling men scum and broke!

You'll have a son some days.

Danielnicks:
This statement a flawed statement. Infact for someone who claims to be sexually experienced, it a very myopic statement. First of all, you can't ever generalise the boxes that have to be ticked to sexually satisfy a woman. Different things stokes different people. I know a lady who orgasms mainly with the suckling of her nipples, I know another who orgasms when her clit is sensually titillated, and I know another lady who achieves climax through continuous hard pounding erectile thrusts. So saying a hard, wild and sustainable erection doesn't equate climax is totally wrong. It's only correct when you say it's not true for most cases. Lastly, I put it to you, most women respond to hard, fast, sustainable erectile sex. I can say this confidently because I am a guy, I definitely have had more sexually encounters with women than you have. Thank you.

I can relate to this, no be lie cumrade. Hard pounding no be child play. That tatatatatatatata no be bobo juice. Person will just be making person daughter dey scream I am cummíng, I am cummíng, I am cummíng, I am cummíng, I am cummíng, no be child play. Where are u cummíng to? I don't know. Na only legends go understand.

Any way sha Twoclans know say I don repent. Man needs to hang his boots make man focus well.

Men are scum, broke men are also derogatory words ladies use against men. Do well to create a thread on those two also, to balance the equation.

Let's not only be speaking from one side of the mouth.

Sapasenator

Stop it. You should know better with simple common sense. Men have no biological clock. So, why will you call them evening newspapers?

Sapasenator

These are the kind of things ariesbull should be more worried about, not those who chose to escape this zoological country as ipób used to call it.