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Romance / Re: Should Age Difference Be A Major Criterion? by McSquishi(f): 12:05am On Mar 26, 2021
AishaYesufu:
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And you, a woman, thinks you know what is best for a man to be a good husband? A man has told you that he wants his wife at least 10 years younger than him, you are here yarning dust. Are you the one to tell him what he wants for himself?

Shift

Last I checked heterosexual relationships involve both men and women. So yes i, a woman, can beat determine what makes a good husband and what does not. You think fellow men are best suited to judge who makes a good husband? Are you ok?

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 11:53pm On Mar 25, 2021
Hassanmaye:

Hmm please keep that to yourself, no rubber band preeq can never be equal to the real MVP

Ok, sir. I suppose you are speaking from experience. I defer to your expertise. grin
Romance / Re: Should Age Difference Be A Major Criterion? by McSquishi(f): 11:52pm On Mar 25, 2021
SixKeys:


There are so many reasons to this.
it could be that the supposed man had a similar experience while growing up i.e His Dad was way older than his mum and it's possible that that's just how his brains processes things grin

it’s obviously how his brain processes things. I’m just saying that such shallow processing will make for a bad husband...

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 11:41pm On Mar 25, 2021
Hassanmaye:

Will you keep quiet can you do without it

Do without what? A shrunken peen? Yes I can do without that
Romance / Re: Should Age Difference Be A Major Criterion? by McSquishi(f): 11:35pm On Mar 25, 2021
SixKeys:
I overheard one of my colleagues talking to someone on phone about his expectations from his supposed lady when he's finally ready to settle down.

He mentioned so many factors but the one that caught my attention was about the age difference.

He clearly stated that he must be at least 10years older than the lady before he would consider getting married to her. Saying the difference creates room for respect and bla bla blah.

What are your opinions about age difference when it comes to choosing a companion?

I think men who think like that are very insecure.

Why would a woman need to be ten years younger for you to feel able to get along with your wife? It doesn’t even make logical sense.

Such a man doesn’t know what it means to be a husband and doesn’t know how to love and nurture his woman. Therefore he requires a person a decade or more younger so he can replace a woman’s natural submission that she gives in response to love with a submission based on him being her elder.

Men who think like that won’t make good husbands.

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 11:18pm On Mar 25, 2021
baralatie:

as if huh?

visa scam huh?

you really want to spank the dude,huh?

Do I appear to want anything to do with that person?

I think you have that quite the other way around.

Even if I weren’t married I have enough options even with my ugly face that wouldn’t leave me looking for love from visa scammers on nairaland... lol
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 11:13pm On Mar 25, 2021
Why are the men mad at my earlier comment as if I am the doctor who conducted the research exposing their small shrinking phalluses? shocked
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 11:10pm On Mar 25, 2021
baralatie:

bros!
just now!
just now!

you don sample photo!

love is free o!

ehn! the two of you can conduct research to confirm the findings na

As if!

I’m not falling for this visa scam...
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 11:07pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
Am I here to entertain a Pennis lover?

Go choke on your dick madam.

You stole that response from me.


You’re not here to entertain me, you’re absolutely right. So stop replying to me. Go away, you’re becoming annoying.
Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by McSquishi(f): 10:58pm On Mar 25, 2021
Nodeydopass:


I understand you dear. thanks for your input. it was my bad that I didn't call her the second day but I already made it open ended the first day when I told her that if a second date is going to happen, we'd definitely go swimming and she replied saying she doesn't know whether she could swim or not.
I've exhausted every form of manly thing I can do to get her, that's why I think doing anything again would make me seem desperate

Hmmm. She will probably text you in a week or two more asking when the swimming will take place or maybe she’s genuinely not interested at all but was just going along for the ride.

I think you you knowing the situation best if you feel you’ll look desperate by reaching out again then don’t. But texting “hey, just checking on you” if you’re thinking about her to this extent, that is not a big deal. And if she hardly replies like the old times then at that point you can guess she’s not feeling you...

dating is complicated! Ugh!

Good luck

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:52pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
You gauge this, your gauge that, that's how you were "gauging" different Pennis in the States till your mouth gets wider than Floyd Mayweather's swimming pool.

Miss USA Pennis gauger. wink

Again with my mouth and “pennis”... This one is just babble.

And boring now, honestly...

Enjoy your evening.

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:47pm On Mar 25, 2021
ume1000:
when one acts like an animal they start behaving like one

So all women act like animals because we sit to use the restroom?

And yet men sit to defecate soooo...

In your emotional rush to clapback at my comment you have found yourself not making any sense. Sad.

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:43pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
Actually, I checked your profile to see the thing who wants to be pictured and I was disappointed to see an old woman applying lip gloss in a mouth wider than the width of the desert.


I am obsessed with young intelligent ladies, not old wide mouth Pennis lover like you. smiley

There was no need to check my profile, just use the words u see.

For example, i can gauge your looks just from your words and so I know not to feel any insult whatsoever by you judging my looks. I know you physically are in no position to judge anyone. I can feel your desperation and that you crave this female interaction from me because you can’t get any in real life.

I can also gauge that you must feel some attraction to my mouth and that’s why you keep bringing it up.

As I said, your obsession would be a bit flattering if it weren’t so off-putting.

How about you move along now? Or does your obsession make you unable to stop mentioning me?

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by McSquishi(f): 10:36pm On Mar 25, 2021
Nodeydopass:
it's been 4 days we went on date and I haven't heard or seen anything from her be it WhatsApp message or even call or text... is it worth it or I should just move on...

it's my first date too and I don't know whether I have to be the one to call her the second day or not

Usually a guy will text or call and say he had a great time and wants to hang out again soon, something like that. So maybe she can be nervous that you didn’t like something about her and that’s why you didn’t give any feedback.

It could also be that she’s silent because she is used to being pursued and is not used to a shared effort arrangement. You could just tell her that you’d like her to initiate sometimes rather than just staring at her “online” status feeling lonely.

If you truly find her boring and/or selfish then you might have to put your physical attraction aside and let this one go.

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:26pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
Picturing you with that your mouth that looks like deeper life sisters skirt? grin

I don't do that, mouth is too wide, go choke on the dick. cheesy

What does this “sisters skirt” stuff even mean?

You say you aren’t picturing me but then go on to describe the width of my mouth (which means u checked my profile for some reason) and describe sex positions for me...

You’re obsessed. I’m almost flattered if it weren’t so creepy.

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:22pm On Mar 25, 2021
Walkee:
you are getting boring

Am I here to entertain you or myself?

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:22pm On Mar 25, 2021
ume1000:
and you think those creatures whom squat to urinate like animals are better off

Lmao, is standing to urinate preferable? You said it like it’s a bad thing and as if men don’t have to squat like animals at some point!

What does urinating position have to do with anything? lol

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:18pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
Madam, please keep shut and enjoy the Pennis sponsoring you offline.

Another one... please stop picturing me & announcing your fantasies
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:12pm On Mar 25, 2021
DrObum:

Osheeey, psychologist. Her royal "understander"
I remain loyal

kneel if true grin grin grin
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:09pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
Lol, please go and choke on the Pennis that sponsored you.


You go dey alright Miss Pennis. grin

Hmm... More fantasies from you involving me and “pennis”...

This is becoming disturbing undecided
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2021
DrObum:

Stuck with penis envy?


Do you know what penis envy refers to? The stage of development when girls realize they have no penis and thus cling to their father, blaming mom for the lack of penis...

so how does “penis envy” fit in response here?

Let’s use phrases we understand, please.

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 10:03pm On Mar 25, 2021
Walkee:
they're not any better. After losing pints of blood monthly for over 30 years straight thereby depriving the brain of sufficient blood supply we'd be surprised to find enough braincells to power the brain for proper reasoning.
So we don't really need your opinion in anything other than cooking and a few minutes in the bedroom lying motionless

...were you raised by a woman?

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 9:48pm On Mar 25, 2021
Keketu:
wow fine yellow girl please pm me thank

Nothing yellow here! shocked shocked shocked

And I don’t know how to send/receive messages
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 9:47pm On Mar 25, 2021
Walkee:
lol imagine thinking anybody cares about the opinion of someone who menstruate

you prefer women in menopause.

Umm. Thanks for sharing your fetish. Enjoy?.

undecided undecided undecided
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 9:42pm On Mar 25, 2021
luminouz:


I said it.

Something is definitely up with you.

You mentioned a father and a brother shey?

Don't worry, karma goes around cheesy

Lmao!

Are you ok?

What does my brother and father, uncle or grandpa have to do with this again?

Go away lol
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 9:39pm On Mar 25, 2021
baralatie:

then how is it that the sizes of male porn actors keep getting longer and larger over the past years?

I’m just curious but how do you know this? How did you conduct your research on this one?
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 9:36pm On Mar 25, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:

Feminazi
Congrats
When are you dying your hair blue/pink/some other weird color ma.

What was feminist there? Do you know what feminism is? Do you think any criticism of males qualifies as feminism? LOL
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 9:19pm On Mar 25, 2021
iamyemiakins:

You better no kee yourself ontop men matter. You're still gonna crave for the d*ck whether you like it or not, twice on ovulation period tongue

I’m not “kee”ing myself. I just wrote a couple sentences. Relax...

If those things continue to shrink, trust me no one will be craving that. Ovulation or no.

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TV/Movies / Re: 'Tale Of Zozo' On New York's Times Square Bilboard by McSquishi(f): 8:54pm On Mar 25, 2021
fancyhandsome:
'Tale Of Zozo': Nigerian Rape Movie Featured On New York's Times Square Bilboard

Kimsa Integrated Services LLC, the makers of Kingsley Ukaegbu films has produced a new movie titled 'The Tale of Zozo'. The new movie which is currently launched on New York's popular Times Square Bilboard narrates the true life story of a young lady whose mother lost her life as a result of early marriage and sexual abuse.

The movie features some of Nollywood's A-list actors; Clem Ohaneze, Yvonne Jegede, Halima Namakula amongst others.

Mr Kingsley Ukaegbu, the producer of the movie while describing the effect of rape which is one of the major messages in the movie, said: "The pain and emotional torture attached to rape is one that is unexplainable. It lives with the victim for life. It makes some people vulnerable and more aggressive towards others or the children they have out of such misfortunes. It affects and destroy self-confidence and affect the psychology of some girls".

Narrating the excerpt of the story, "Zozo grew up in an unstable home where her mother had to go through some challenges including constant sexual abuse from her father.

"ZOZO’s mother eventually died of an incurable disease which she contracted as a result of going into prostitution. ZOZO’s father on hearing the sad news of his wife’s death got drunk and was involved in an accident that took his life as well. The grandfather who convinced her mother into the marriage also became mentality unstable.

"This is how ZOZO eventually became an orphan who is now left to take care of her siblings. The singular act of the grandfather, has resulted to the misfortune of ZOZO and her siblings. Zozo’s mother had a sad ending despite the crudeness and psychological trauma she experienced from the abused relationship.

"The story is to save a home, save a child, and put an end to child abuse, rape and create a free life everyone desire", he added.

https://www.withinnigeria.com/entertainment/2021/03/25/the-tale-of-zozo-launches-on-new-yorks-times-square-billboard/

A much needed film. Women are really suffering in Nigeria.

A lot of Nigerian men don’t even consider forced sex in marriage to be rape.

Hopefully it educates the population who needs it most

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 8:38pm On Mar 25, 2021
Beckham14:
You'll be somewhere collecting Pennis in the states, but will come online to form hard woman.

Lmao

Why do you people come at women this way? and then once I say something to hurt your feelings you’ll be cc’ing admin

Nothing about my comment was “hard” yet you’re pained... why? and why are you fantasizing about me and joysticks? Please focus on your own life as I’m sure it could use some improvements

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Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by McSquishi(f): 7:38pm On Mar 25, 2021
Theory: Maybe it’s some sort of karma. Since men have been overusing them and being led by them, in fact the male desire for power and domination has led to the pollution we are experiencing... perhaps karma will cause the manhood to shrink and it will be rendered useless to bring balance to society. cry cry cry

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