bee444:
Hi Nailanders,

My cousin travelled to the US a week ago for a Art conference ( he is on a business visa). The Art Residency as its called is still ongoing and will finish soon.

He made an arrangement with his friend in Ohio that after the conference he would be coming over to stay with him. When he got to the US, he called his friend and the friend started ignoring his calls. He finally got through but the friend told him that he has changed his mind that he should look for somewhere else to stay.

Cousin is disappointed, and doesn't have anybody or place to stay after the conference. The conference is in New york. The Art organizers provided him with accommodation until the end date of the conference.

Nairalanders, I need your help to assist this brother.

Thank you

Simple, TELL HIM TO GO TO A NIGERIA CHURCH. They'll help him out with accommodation

Milikiman:
Some people can only open dis mouth to say rubbish of wat dey re ignorant of.i v a full plot with 4 bedroom all ensuite.and ver big.and I didn't even consum 1/2 of d total plot.

So I blv its possible just v sketchy idea of want u want and achi wil mak it real

Mr full plot, forget dat rubbish u dey say for mouth. You can never build a 5 bedroom bungalow on a half plot of land except u want to build something dat would be very small to even contain a queen size bed n wardrobe.
PLEASE I'LL ADVISE YOU TO CONTACT AN EXPERT , he'll measure d land to even see if it's up to standard half plot, and he'll tell you how small it would be. But I'll advice you not to try it. Because you'll still to remove ur sitting room, kitchen and restrooms from dat same 1/2 plot

RichYoungNigger:
Dumb freeze.
What is drug test ??
Cocaine don't show up in drug test.


Weed does sometimes but i smoked weed a day before my drug test at the U.S embassy and i passed, ask me how it's done.

Dumb freeze

Ahaha lolzzzzz, eyan lie Mohammed. Some dump ass niggas are just too funny or ignorant. Saying cocaine n weed don't show up in drug test. Pls tell us what shows up in drug test then? PLEASE EDUCATE US MORE

klem93:

I hail ooo you talk like you've had enough experiences...#justsaying

U are a domb ass, don't you go for drug test in ur company or wherever you work? So u should be able to know better by now that it wear off with time

snailspeed:
Is this what you now celebrate as achievement? All through GEJ's tenure, salaries were paid on or before the 25th. In fact, in December 2014 when the salaries were delayed till after Christmas because of a problem with the payment software,, GEJ personally apologised to workers. This is just too low for you guys!

Lol, my guy dat na BIG LIE

Eveluv:


Mine is 16th December. Morning session.

Been trying to get with you. Pls kindly follow on IG @hadeprince so we could DM

switkaka:
The first round of Youwin women competition result is out.Go to their site http://youwin.org.ng then go to the downloads section under the home page and check for results.congratulations to the successful candidates

Don't mind having a chat with you on DM. My IG is @hadeprince. Pls

Thank God you said u know he has good intentions. And remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. This man is trying his best to make things better but some people are there who don't want things for better because it's going to hinder them from making money. Let just give him more time than wanting a miracle within a year. With his moves and policies, I see a greater Nigeria soon

olsmade:
Se na like this we go dey dey?


Baba, I know you have good intentions but that is not why we voted you in. If that was enough for the job, we would have kept Goodluck. This suffering is getting too much, haba. I also know you have good plans but at this rate, I pray we live to see the dividends of your governance.

horizonhotspot:



http://pulse.ng/religion/pastor-adeboye-daddy-g-o-is-a-murderer-kemi-olunloyo-says-id4861982.html

Lol, 1) having money is good but doesn't mean you have a worthy life. They are two separate things.

2) Being a single mother isn't what you wished for. Na condition make u accept your faith. You say that to only those who don't know how it goes here in Abroad. Men ain't ready to settle down with your bcoz they see no house material in ur features. They are only there to Bleep ur mother-fucking ass and won't put a ring in ur finger. So pls SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE.

3) Even if pastor E.A killed someone, you already said it that he taught his a the if but turn out to be a cop. So that na SELL DEFENSE if PROVED.

So Aunty Kemi, pls go back to ur home to teach ur daughter how to be a good house wife instead to saying nonsense around.

PEACE

treasuremi1:
Eagles playing like chelsea under Mourinho. Too poor

Na lie, in fact chelsea played better than this under mourinho, this chicken are just teamless. I don't even understand the formation they playing.

myfantasies:
I don't d reason y u guys like opening threads where d Nairaland guys will use it as an opportunity to bash the ladies

I seriously agree with you. Threads like this shouldn't be opened. Let just praise them, fine or no find. Woman na still woman

kenonze:


Milky brown is common with slim guys.
Taste like salty Guava

Omo port Harcourt I trust u. Come taste mine too. But u gat fly come texas to do dat

seunwen2:
nairalanders i want to know which one is more healthier between yellow sperm and white sperm because i noticed for like two days now that the colour of my sperm is yellow with more thicker element

You absolutely okay. This happened to me few months back and I went for medical check up. I was told an alright. The change is only caused by your food. I couldn't remember real good, but I think I was told that when I eat too much starch, it will be yellowish and and I take more of protein, it would be whitish or vice versa. But u okay. U can also Google search on it bcoz I did that also and I found out it was the same with what my doctor told me.

toms55:


Dude you dont need all these. Rather come up with an innovative idea , and let's watch this country grow.


Fall in Oil prices is the reason for this and that is what you should be saying and not blaming those who are trying to strengthen the Naira by Not devaluating it.



That is there own idea as a solution to the problem, what is your own innovative idea?

I strongly believe that my brother, must of the people making comments here are just saying it from their own view. So don't blame them cos they know just little when it comes to economic growth. Tho fuel price has fallen down and datz wat we depends on as a Nation but to me I think alternative ways should have been in place before stopping forex trade. We has a Nation want to be like the developed countries but we not making the efforts they have put in place before reaching there. A lots to say but lemme just stop here. BLAME NO ONE BUT WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE NIGERIA GREAT AGAIN.

Am so happy to see dat his been recognized by d government. These are the kinds of brain we need to develop as a nation. There's also his guy from the northern part of Nigeria dat is doing well in designing cars for GM motors in United States.

Xposer:
This just shows that with handwork and consistency, the sky is just the starting point no matter how long it takes to fly. It was earlier reported about this young intellect identified as Bashar Aliyu from Sokoto -who designs dynamic and awesome car models. Luck has now caught up with the talented teenager as the Sokoto state governor -Aminu Tambuwal today awarded scholarship to him to study automotive design in an American University. Congrats to him

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/02/governor-tambuwal-grants-us-scholarship.html

naptu2:
What's interesting for me is the LMTS bus in the picture. LMTS had been replaced by LSTC by 1982.

Compare.

1) An LMTS bus from the 1960s.


Exactly, these were the cars invoke then not the pic dat was first posted

2) An LSTC bus from the 1980s.

[img]http://naijachronicles.files./2013/02/a-lstc.jpg[/img]

Exactly, these were the cars invoke then not the pic dat was first posted

naptu2:


There were 504 taxis in Lagos in 1982. Many of them. Peugeot 405 had not been made in 1982.

I meant to type 504 and 505. But non of them were used for Taxi. They were part of the luxury cars invoke then. But I don't mean they are the best then oooo

Mc4larin:
Traffic in Lagos is not something new. It has been like that for over 30years.

OMG, this picture isn't 1982 ooooooo. I think d person dat poster this stuff was either too young / wasn't born b4 1982 or the person never visited Lagos until after like 1990s. Na bettle n other cars you'll see. And who there use 405 or 404 for Taxi as at then.

KashyBaby:
Its better than nothing OP...nowadays, airlines doesn't provide food unless it's a long hours flight...

That's a lie, policy says they must serve a refreshment no matter how short d distance is. Even if it's 30 mins flight. U get that?

Proud of u Rukky. I'll invite u for mine too soonest and make una post it ohhhh.

dainformant:
Congratulations are in order for this Nigerian wonder woman who has done the country proud with her excellent grades in an American school. Ekayoma Rukevwe from Delta State emerged the best graduating student of Trinity Valley Community College, Texas -with a perfect grade. She finished with a perfect grade point of 4.0 out of a possible 4.0.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/nigerian-girl-emerges-best-graduating.html

That's exactly how 80% of women we file for to come over do. Especially when you started dating them after u reach yankee. They are not in love with you but in love with Abroad. They'll do everything dey can do just to pretend they r in love. That's why I keep preaching dat it's better we marry any responsible girl we see in America than going back home for bitches

midolian:


http://www.theheraldng.com/northern-leaders-stole-more-than-diezani-alamieyeseigha-ijaw-youth-council/

See stupidity in the camp if d ijaw youths. So stealing in a good thing dat u have to back some of them all bcoz they are from ur tribe. I think we d youth have to seat ourselves up n think well. Either from north, east west or south, we all have to come together and fight them. Let d southern youths fight d southern leaders n eastern youths fight d eastern leaders. Same wt d north n west. We don have to be at d back of any of them. THEY ARE ALL THEIVES

slyfoxxjoe:
What do u gain from telling silly lies like this? You think a front runner candidate for president of the United States would be stupid enough to say a thing like this in public? Post a more credible source than that 50 naira local blog u Have there..

Lol, u really out of this world. Trump doesn't care about d election or anybody. He speaks as he like. He knows he needs our vote and his abusing us as he did to d Mexicans. IF HE WINS ELECTION maybe as the HEAD OF HIS FAMILY

ALISMILE:



https://www.naij.com/611143-ministerialscreening-3-things-shittu-said-nigerians-wont-agree.html

I disagree with 1 and 2 but can agree with 3

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kayo80:
Nice move. I love it when celebrities give back. Not like one Nigerian website owner that his name starts with the 19th letter of the alphabet and end with 14th letter, who doesn't like to give back.

You no well ohhh, anyway the person knows himself, even tho we all using his website at times lol

seunfunmi33:


She always want it raw saying she is under medication. But she got pregnant 6 months into our relationship. My family forced me to accept the pregnancy and marry her because am the only child of my parent.

Am surprised to see a guy believing it when gals says dey want it raw bcoz dey can prevent pregnancy. When a lady tells u dat, she's only looking for an opportunity to get pregnant anything she feels like without u knowing. She's only pregnant bcoz she wanted to not bcoz it just came

Mrsbieber:
Dis is wat guys use to deceive girls dat ar nt yet ready 2 av s3x gerarahere *hiss*

Hmmmm miss virgin

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

I wish to advise u but I can't without seeing ur picture. You should have added one to dis post. Could be faceless

All I see is dat Eze is trying to make use of that opportunity to ask her out but the girl don see enough from iyanya , so she doesn't want to have anything to do with Nigerian guys again but Eze no see the writing.....

Chanchit:
I know he would be regretting his decision by now, cos he would think NFF would be him, and Nff don say dem no go beg, na Oliseh go beg am? As far as I'm concerned, no Nigerian footballer is doing us any favour, playing for the national team is a privilege, there are many talented ballers out there that are now mechanics and carpenters so if you are the No1 goalie for 9ja you should count yourself lucky. Cassilas did more than this for R.madrid, he left in tears.

I won't call u names, but would you deny the fact that this guy really tried his best as a keeper for Nigeria? That alone is enough to be respected by all coaches no matter what happens. I don't support the way Olishe treated him. Come to think of it, we know the stupid atrocities this Olishe guy did during his days as a player but d time hasn't come for us to discuss dat.

kilokeys:
I have seen millions go just like that... Guys wake up.. It ain't 20 mill dollars..


An average engineer earns 125,000 dollars per annum..

Equivalent to abt 25 million naira..

So what d heck.. With mortgage, security and loans and a chance at a better life... Knowing I could make that amount every year..

God punish 20 million naira

Most comments here are just u enlighten each other. And nobody is saying an average engineer doesn't make $125k per annual. But
* did u start making it immediately he got here?
* how many years did it take him to collect his course to work.
* what is his take home after tax?
* how much does he have left after all bills.

There is opportunities here but don't just think datz how we make dat money easily. Don't forget dat our certificate is not regarded unless we had a course to it over there.
For those dat have a good business idea, pls take the money and invest real good. Am sure most people saying it's certainly easy in America ain't even in America or they gat a rich uncle or dad who hot their back.
And if you know u can't invest 20million naira, you can NEVER invest even 1 trillion when given to you.
I've once discuss dis topic before coming over and I choose green card. But getting here I realized d different