₦airaland Forum

VocalWalls:
40/40 in owerri dun cast?

tey tey...orange room is just cool

Nairalandsss:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/thenationonlineng.net/naf-helicopter-crashes-borno/amp/

so water dey borno

MrMcJay:
Unfortunately, Donald Trump landed on Twitter instead.

Please, no one should mention Buhari here. When Buhari was in his youth, he commanded a battalion of soldiers that decimated the Maitasine Islamic sect. Buhari hit them so hard that he personally led soldiers who chased them out of Nigeria, entered Niger and continued chasing them right into the capital of Niger Republic.

I must mention it...Macron landed in submarine, Trump landed on tweeter, and Buhari landed in London hospital. The main thing is there was landing, so we are moving are among the landers, nothing new.

Oluwasaeon:
I also heard Buhari is in London for his medical to complete his move to Chelsea, replacing Diego Costa.

how many million pounds..?

Chascop:
e be like say na private jet because I no see any other person

Biz class...but thats an air bus. Others dey for back.

sugarsoul:
I thought he was asked not to make an appearance amongst a crowd?...
Anyway, what is my own

The person that gave the instruction is somewhere in London.

alphasperm:
bet odds for buhari health


1.23 to die

1.16 to remain an onions or carrot

9.68 to survive this year

lol, dont be supprised this odd don dey...make i go check am bc, na straight winning.

Dudeweedlmao:
The problem started from 1986.

Yea, that was when IBB took over, I saw how he was changing coins and squandering money.

hucienda:
In 1980 during Shagari the naira was at its peak strength to the US dollar. IBB folo scatter dis kuntri money sha ...

IBB and Buhari...should be nailed.

belladsweet:
^ Jesus I learnt a lot frm ur story. That ur SiL can kill o. That ur co wife on her lane is wise my dear she get sense. She must have seen it from afar. Let them call her names if they like she knows wat she is doing.

My own mum is late but after my Trad wedding, the woman that stood as my mum told me never to allow most of my in-laws especially the wives know my secret and how I run my home. That was the only advice she kept telling me which I held on to till today. I will never forget that advice. She said I should not allow any of them penetrate my home that I should treat them all with love, respect etc but not allow penetration. That advice weak me till today. May God help us all o.

Dont know how my wife knew all this at a very young age. She never allowed any of her sister, cousin and friends or 'intruders' know how she run her home. She plays it cool and lovely yet, some of her aunties and sis keeps pushing to know, keeps pok nosing yet, she just dey handle them with maturity. Well, i believe she learnt if from her mum. I would say I am lucky.

oladeebo:
But the daddy looks unhappy. congrat.

To buy SMA no be beans na...the thing self don hit 7k

Good...i wan make oyel over flow for ss...

5starmilitant:
At least, she's already living her dreams with the help of her pussy. You wey dey talk so, maybe na one broke area boy dey scatter your sister pvssy o. Nonsense

U think say na everybody wey dey smile dey happy. Dont be suprised that woman cries all night. Dream ko dream ni

AndreizMendez:
Some of the things happening nowadays gat me thinking whether the trumpets as been blown already but maybe we didnt hear it.

How u expect to hear trumpet for 9ja..? When generator dey sound everywhere...trumpet wey don sound since....

NwaAmaikpe:


The nose has helped him sha

Afterall, it helped him sniff talents like Wande Coal
And sniff out failures like D'Banj.

But

Now he is considering a relationship with Linda Ikeji, that nose will be more of a curse than a blessing.

Yea...use anything u have ...Natgeowild will teach you more

doublewisdom:
The guy looks tired and unhappy.

I dey tell you...imagine the war from one woman and combined war from two similar women. Guy, if you no dey high ...u go die quick. The mans mind says it alll...he would say, which kind wahala be this.

mozele:
Good day guys. I'd like to hear what you have to say about this issue.

I and some of my friends already acquired a National Diploma (ND) from a reputable polytechnic in the northern part of Nigeria.
In a bid to further our education, we are thinking of persuing a Bsc. and HND respectively at the same time. For instance, i'm thinking of Bsc. in Economics or any other relevant social science courses and an HND in Business Administration.

The B.sc will be on a full time basis while the HND will be on part-time(i.e weekends). Our thoughts however is that whichever university we gain admission into through Direct-Entry, we'll also apply for a polytechnic in the same state.

I don't know if it has ever be done before. For those in the academia, we would like to hear your opinion if it is advisable to carryon or have a rethink.

Your thoughts are welcome.
Thank you.

With money u can add phd to it but without money, its not possible.

Pvin:
My last salary was use to settle debt.
ever since I started building just a 3bedroom bungalow I can no longer save a dime

You are doing the right thing...spend your money on assets and go broke. Otherwise, however you look at it, the money will still go.

Lagboyinibadan:
The boy has made it and I'm here going to school

...and u never even go half...before u go reach PHD, I wonder.

grandlexuz:
Lol.. Reminds me of Teco Benson's movie Stupid ( Mr Sharp Sharp). Chief Capo ( Jide Kosoko) was caught red handed by security guards Kolo (Nkem Uwoh) and Dongila (Okey Bakassi). Chief who had sneeked in unnoticed was savouring their Oga's madam inside Oga's bedroom while Oga (a dwarf) was away on a business trip. Unfortunately or fortunately Oga's trip was cut short and he returned home to some action from his wife.. Chief after hearing the door bell dropped from a balcony only to be caught by Kolo and Dongila.

Kolo: wusa you comot?
Chief: I fall from up
Dongila: You be manna way you di fall from heaven?
Kolo: You comot from my Oga him bedroom
Dongila: If na thing that way e happen then I no fit blame the man "chief". Oga too short so him no fit satisfy his wife.
Chief: yes you are right
Kolo: Shutup. I go charge you for escarvation and smouching on my madam...

Very funny piece, when Nollywood comedy films were worth watching..

any link to download the movie...?

cjrane:
Op,
The people are there for Rochas and not Buhari.

Even Rochas has begged Igbos to stop their mindless investment in all sorts of war zones. Yet, they won't listen. Rochas has expanded Owerri and made land for any type of investment available for Igbos that have any sense of investing in their homeland.

Igbos should have learnt from other groups that NEVER bought nor built anything tangible in the East. Yet, Igbos bury their life savings buying and building in other hostile places. I do not pity them because they should have learnt that something was wrong when other Nigerians mocked the southeast as erosion area and would not buy land there, while the southeasterners also joined them in abandoning the area.

Fashola begged the Igbos to please consider Igbo cities sometimes in siting their projects, every notable traditional ruler in Igboland has begged and begged and begged for Igbos to consider their own state capitals and major cities in Igboland for some of their projects if they don't want it in their villages. Even if it is just 10%-40% of their total worth brought to their own state. But our stubborn people who always know it more than anyone else have the monopoly of wisdom that nothing will happen and they continue investing heavily in those God forsaken hostile places. Today, they don't want to leave those places and want me to sympathize with them for their stupidity?

Do you want to tell me that DANGOTE could not buy land or property in Igboland? We challenge him to come out and say so.

Igbos that continue to blindly and thoughtlessly develop other hostile territories and abandon their homeland, only to turn around and cry for mercy when quit notices are issued should take responsibility for their own foolish actions. They'd better leave those places now for the sake of their lives.

" Mr. One Nigeria" Igbos.

I support rochas...he has done some tangible things

dunkem21:
They were careful not to say anything about Biafra

Cowards and hypocrites. I am igbo but I am begining to hate the Igbo race. Igbo worship money at the detriment of dignity ...destiny and anything. Igbo wont achieve anything like this, thats why they may never provide a president in Nigeria. They sell there brothers, generation cheaply just for small time enjoyment. I am not supporting Biafra right now either bc, igbos are not one. Until a generation with one voice and one mind comes up. How can a whole south east gov meet without saying anything about Biafra whether positive or negative

veekid:
Buhari sef

yea...na Buhari dey cause all this things

Gurumaharaji:
Quite unfortunate....Can I know d reason why this man is celebrated??

This man is becoming more popular than our president

rozayx5:

where is bitcoin business

I tell you...

piroux:
Sorry, its not my birthday today, i mistakenly filled in that date.

You are not trustworthy, u did not mistakenly fill that but I will let things be.

mrphysics:
First, you are buying lemon fruit not juice. so you are using one fruit of lemon every day.

Using the cover of can water as a measuring tool. (I will call it a cup).

so get 2 cups of Apple Cider Vinegar and 1 cup of lemon.

pour the lemon fruit juice extract + 2 cups of ACV + 1 cup of honey in a teacup. Then add hot water

Ok its very clear now...pls the can water u meant is it EVA water...?

mrphysics:
No, using the cover of vinegar as the measurement for vinegar, take two of it. I don't know the cover of the honey container (if it is the same size of that of vinegar), take one of it. Then extract the juice of a raw lemon. mix them together and add hot water.

Ok, I know I will not be accurate but I understand a little. Dont know if you know maths and ratio. Can you divide it in ratio from ...vinegar : honey : lemon : hotwater. From what I understood, the mixture is ...2:1:2:3 am i correct ? I.e with the same vinegar cup...i will take 2 cups of vinegar, 1 cup of honey, 2 cups of lemon and 3 cups of water? Sorry, I just saw you are mrphysics..lol

I know I have bothered you a lot and hope you dont mind, just trying to get the quantity and mixture that works best.

tesppidd:
They should just play it neutral and serve senegalese jollof rice.

lie mohammed will surely be there.

mrphysics:
Pour the liquid content of the a fruit of apple into a cup, use the cover of the apple cider to measure two of them, same with the honey. Then add the hot water and take it.

The lemon can be expensive to keep buying, but you need to continue as you will start seeing results

Sorry, I didnt get it clearly...i should take the same quantity of the vinegar, lime and honey with the vinegar cover as the measurement?

I still wonder why Nigeria misplaces priority foolishly, no hope for this country at all. One step forward, 10 steps backward.

mrphysics:
Shoprite have all the things. they have foreign honey, and you can get raw lemon

How do u mix the whole thing...?