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mrphysics:
You can get all that in a mall. Apple cider + honey + lemon+ hot water= what you need. It's very good

Shoprite dey get original honey..? Lemon is it raw one or processed as in the ones in bottle...?

mrphysics:
It builds my immune system, enhances my sexual activity, fights malaria, helps my bones, and act as body enhancing supplement. That is, it helps to reduce weight, to cleanse the stomach and so many other things

its like this is what i need ooo...how do I get them bc, I drink too much beer and needs antioxidants like this.

mrphysics:
There is no scientific proof of the effects of this, I do not need to argue but buy a bottle of Apple Cider vinegar mix with Lemon, honey and hot water. I do take it every morning not to treat any ailment but it has been good.

This is very effective. Apple cider is 1500, honey 1500, lemon is one 100 naira. This can help your system. it's helping me in different ways.

what does it do to u...?

CrescentMoon:
The first time I became aware of me falling sick was in 2007. I was 26 at the time. Since then it has been a myriad of medical troubles.

It has been cycles of malaria, bacterial infections, disc problems and headache. Every night, I take drugs before I could be able to sleep. I always have antimalarials, antibiotics, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs and muscle relaxants handy. If malaria symptoms occur, I would take antimalarials and there would be improvement within minutes. And would then complete the dosage in 3 days. By fourth day, symptoms of bacteria infection would occur; I would take ciprofloxacin and get relieved within minutes. Once I complete the dosage, headache would strike, and once aspirin is taken, I get well. But I would keep repeating aspirin every night until gastric ulceration sets in. I would then buy omeprasole and cimetidine to treat ulcer. While ulcer treatment is ongoing, malaria would strike again, and I would take antimalarials. If antimalarials don't work, I would know that the symptoms are bacterial and take antibiotic. If there is no relief, I would combine antimalarials and antibiotic and there would be a relief. It has been like this since 2007. I don't go to hospital again because I have grown to know these symptoms and what doctors would prescribe.

For the past 2 weeks, I have been battling 'herniated disc' problem in my lower back. It started the day I bent down suddenly and I heard a snapping sound at my back bone. I started using norflex, calcium supplement and diclofenac. I feel mild relief because I can't stop my daily hustle to rest while the disc heals. If I dont work in a day, I won't eat or pay bills.

Note that I undergo HIV test almost weekly.

How do the poor tackle medical problems in this hellhole of a country?

Lalasticlala, please help me move this to fp.

TBJ said some sicknesses are curse and needs deliverance. Mine is malaria every 2wks, I go hospital tire and decided to forget about the symptoms. Whenever i feel sick, i will go drink beer and go to work and treat the malaria anytime i willingly wishes. Nonesense sickness

alexistaiwo:
My girlfriend is 20 years old.
Been with her since she was 17 and I can tell that though people can change but that doesn't mean if you assess her with an open mind (no love sentiment).
You will be able to at least forecast ahead the worst she is capable of becoming in the future. If you think you can cope with the result. Go for it.
Regardless whether you are getting married to a girl of 20,30,40years. Marriage is all about hoping for the best and expecting the worse.

Typed this in a hurry.
Hope I made sense?

Yes...u made sense. A man should be able to forcast a woman, but if your prediction fails then leave with it. Married an early 20 bae, and 4yrs down, my prediction looks accurate.

MEILYN:
It's unfortunate. I don't smoke Marijuana but it scares me to see so much ignorance about this precious plant. It's a blessing to mankind. 100% safer than Alcohol.

if only there highness is the same

emusmithy:
Lols!
As funny as it is, I totally understand your plight. I do.

Yea...I really meant what I am saying...thats one of the reasons I dont go to church all the time. How can somebody go to church to worship God, and when its time to praise as everybody stands up, you will see one mighty something staring at you in skimpy tight light gown and confusion will set in. Person wey carry clean heart go church go now carry dirty mind come back.

emusmithy:
There is Nairaland and there is Heaven.
There is Nairaland and there is Hell as well.

Despite our online naughtiness sometimes, help us to quickly heed Your voice and obey You in all things.


My hand is like a pen of a ready writer tonight. I speak of things as touching our Christian youths. some still holding forte waiting for the Master while multitudes lost in a system which is governed by the prince of darkness himself, Satan- The father of all compromisers/backsliders.

As I write this, I want to say, it's not an easy road. Not for ANYONE. It's a challenging one.

SIN is being watered down like it's not a big deal. Yes, sin has been dealt with BUT what about your old carnal self no one else knows about?

Let's see a few ones;

1. Thinking You Can Handle The Opposite Sex Yourself.

How many times have you fallen to immorality just because you thought you could visit him and still resist his advances? Same with guys. You know you love bobby so much and all your converts are girls with very big ones. You are on a long thing. I laff you in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic! Errrmmm....
The truth is, no girl visits "For The First time" a guy without fear that he might touch her. The thought comes due to the frailty of human nature.
Some even sleep over and still think nothing will happen.
It never works!
The Biblical advice is FLEE from all appearance of evil.

Don't visit a guy for no strong reason and when it the thing happens, they both start feeling awful. Remember Kemen and Tboss?

The wisest of girls stay away from such scene.

Once read the story of a guy who began talking to a Christian girl and he said, "Visit me, don't you trust yourself?" Her reply was simply true, "Yes, I truly don't."



2. The easy access to p*rnsites.

Let's call a spade a spade, there's hardly a Christian youth who hasn't been by affected by this, directly or indirectly. Those days, it was only sold on CDs and cassettes and how unlucky you'll be when watching it, NEPA takes the light and your parent return in the evening to put on that same CD and they see blah! Today, it can be so covered that others can play with your phone and still not see where you his those filthy nude clips. Sin is every everywhere. Indeed endemic. Christian youths must watch against it.

3. The inner appetite for instant gratification.

You wee find a young guy working in small place being paid as little as #15,000 dressing up like he owns GTBank. What! The girl uses all her salary to buy shoes and make up just to satisfy the moment. Why would a guy who earns such "balary" be dating a girl? He ends up spending all his hard-earned money on her just because of INSTANT GRATIFICATION. What's wrong with investing into yourself, thus the future?


4. The desire to feel among; not 'left behind'.

So many things have gone wrong. Mentors must be carefully chosen. It was our 'mentors'- the Westerners who came up with this statement, "Too heavenly minded that you become earthly redundant." Is that even possible? No one truly gives his all to Jesus (not religion) and lack anything, anything! You may call him a virgin and he's missing something. Pure lie! He ain't missing nothing! No earthly knowledge could ever compare to the eternal words found in the Bible.
Trying to feel among is an act of ignorance. Conforming to their ways will lead to a dead-end street. Be wise! Twenty children don't play for twenty years!


5. Being pastored by pastors who have left "The Way"

Pastors are humans as well. I hear teachings by some pastors and I wonder, Is God still ALL we need? A popular American pastor was asked, Is there a heaven for folks of other beliefs? Yes or No. He began saying, "I don't know. I can't judge them. I believe if they lead good lives they could make it, I don't know..." No assertiveness of Jesus when He said, "I (alone) AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE..."
Many churches in Nigeria are just political churches. They've left their calling long time ago. PAUL WASHER is the man for the moment. Preaching the very mind of God in these last days. His church has many youths too who want to please God, affect their generation and make heaven.

6. The unclothedness of our ladies.

I can write a book on this. It seems like Sex truly sells indeed. There is a compulsory need to expose the cleavage, at least. When cautioned they reply, "Why can't he close his eyes?"
A buxom girl will leave his house for the market wearing a light top, with no bra! Is that one not an agent of Satan? When guys starts staring at her, she starts wondering why. No brainer! Temptation everywhere!
A girl visits you for the first time and in her very mind she expects a touch so she dresses like it and when he falls to such temptation, she starts asking silly questions like, 'Where is this relationship headed?" To River Benue o! Smh! Save us Lord!


7. The Pursuit of Financial Security


The length some guys go to be financially secure can be alarming.
The love of money is indeed a devil to be feared.
Some even resort to stealing from parents just to be seen as financially independent.
You don't have to do that. Life is lived in levels. What you don't have now, you don't need now. When your time comes, you'll have them.
Stop being in a hurry to achieve financial peace. You might make the mistake of a lifetime and that might end you behind bars, your Christian title notwithstanding.


Finally; I do not write this because I'm qualified to. I write because I'm gifted/inspired to. We all have one or two areas we need to change for the best. God won't give up on us until we do. You are a work in progress. Be honest with God when you ask for Grace to live above sin/hypocrisy. He'll give us the grace. Yes He will.

Help us Lord!

The only challenge i know is BIG nyash...nothing else. If not for this big nyashes, there will be no need for do or die on money issue, there will be no need for envy and jelousy...christian youths would have been very dedicated and focused.

Dreamwaker:
Best thing is to spray all the rooms, living room, bathroom and kitchen every day and the mosquitoes will stay away.

Then your lungs go hear am

Beejayx:
Lol card rate as changed since na

Pls, whats the card rate now...bc, I see that there is still limit for 100 dollars. So if card rate is 370 then why do we still have limits?

I bought something yesterday with my Naira mastercard on Amazon and they charged me 370 instead of 319. Bought similar thing in March and was charged 319 so, what happened. Is because, Buhari is no longer in Nigeria, when he comes back I will tell him oooo. Who else experienced the same?

trewbless:
My brother LNB skew depend on ur topography it's depend on the area where u lived, telling somebody to turn LNB to 7,6,9,10 o'clock is wrong, I will give an example for that, there a man that called me on telephone that he browse the web and he saw my profile online ,that he wanted me to come to Omale estate and help him out, that an installer came to install Dstv and ses5 at @5.2E which u are referring almost facing the sky, so I went on getting there I placed my inclinometer adjust my elevation pick up my compass adjust the azimuth I set the lnb skew which is -16.7 which is that 7 o' clock as u guys normally call it, because that was the position mine was at Egbeda without going to online to get the actual skew position, my meter didn't give me signal, so my mind quickly go straight to the lnb skew which I did not consult online to know the topography in that Omale estate , I quickly picked up my IPad and login to www.dishpointer.com which I normally used ,then I discovered that the topography of Omale estate is quite different from my area at Egbeda so adjusted it and signal came up immediately , the man said is the the satellite u have gotten in less than 10minutes , I said yes that it wouldn't have taken me up to that 10minutes that there is something I failed to do , the man said this is wonderful, that the man that came to installed it spent almost the whole day, that the signal was not strong enough he then asked him to come and adjust it finally the signal goes off , that since almost a month he has tried and tried he couldn't get it back ,and that was why he decided to go online to see if he could get somebody else that could align the dish for him, hence he saw my profile online that was why he divided to call on me ,about three or four days later the man call me and started thanking me that he has really gotten the channels he needed, that he his very greatful. So my friend is better we tell them to rotate their Lnb round for mazimum signal output. Am sorry if I have offended u in anyway we are all one, according to my discipline we say " we" One . Have a nice day brother.

It is normal to apply common sense in whatever you do. If a human being decides to act like robot, thats his fukkkkin biz

Kondomatic:
I will join them the day I see women campaign against "domestic violence against maids"

exactly....selfish pple

bastien:
maybe, but that doesn't stop one from running test 3/6 months, people in this forum thinks im a fool for doing mine

I prefer to check protein, sugar, colestrol etc. Hiv is the list thing on my mind...i.e if you lead a good life.

bastien:
team virgin my foot, you think say na only sex they give am? They der they mumu ya self, don't go and get tested

As for me, I do test every three months

my dear, in today's world, na only sex dey give hiv.

MrBrownJay1:
Probably not even sex, but LOVE. They are in love with the dude and whatever he does won't change that.

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lol...even if u slap am she is there...its just emotions...and its simply love, women are blessed with abundant love. If she is not your type, sit her down and let her know why u dont like her. She will cry to the heavens but you made your point. My own advise, is when she leaves, dont go looking for her, make sure you dont really love her bc, we dont know what we have until we loose it. For those looking for wife, marry a woman who loves u more, not for your money ooooo...natural love. Dont bother if she has big nyash or big bobbyy. Just marry her, but make sure u love some small things about her.

Juni4jay:
Noted boss. It's a Honda CRV 2004 model

The only thing i am afraid of here is suspension...for Honda, I no trust am.

eezeribe:
Always carry along with you,Fire extinguisher,hydraulic jack and spare tyre.
Always make sure you check your radiator,oil gauge,fuel gauge and tyres before zooming off in the morning.
You need to edit the title of your post and mention the mods,so it can get to front page.
ACCEPT MY SINCERE CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW CAR.
IT IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF GOOD THINGS TO COME.
lalasticlala,Mynd44

You talking like someone who suffered with an old car. Why will I check all this before moving a my vehicle? I only do that when I want to travel or go long distance. A good car is always in good shape and if fails without reason then devil put hand for ur garri. Otherwise, your dashboard should show all alarm unless u neglated.

Juni4jay:
Hi house.
I just bought a new car, which is my first. Pls what should I always take note of or do regularly to get the best out of the car, thanks
Awaiting your kinds response!!.
Cheers!!.
lalasticlala
Mynd44

Just confirm police and frsn and lasma needs thats all.

chinybelle:
: Just forget housing and water We are doing that already for ourselves
Just give us good roads and light Dats all

Yet......

Those guys and misplaced priority are 5 and 6

NextGovernor:
And someone somewhere is singing "banana fall on you". I guess banana is going to remember him later in life.

you will sing the same thing if u had the idea.

nkowalo:
beautiful and cute family. I pray your marriage will last long and u will see your children children together in jesus christ name. amen

Good prayers and may her husband never be followed on IG, Twitter etc by those other slay queens and mamas that left there husband for nothing.

NCANpatroller:
When stupidity abounds in your bloodstream. That's when you justify stupidity.
Rubbish. Are u working in an hotel, bar or saloon?
Sexual harrassment kwa!
Dress the way you want to be addressed

wow...i ve seen a statement that superseeds my latest. When stupidity abouds in your bloodstream, thats when its justified..haha. My latest is...I have seen a lot of foolish men but I have not seen the combination of foolishness and stupidity in one man. I think its also applicable to women but the bloodstreem own is thicker ...hahahhaha. Imagine the concobility.

wow...suprised no one likes the v shape guys...women brain are just mysterious. They like the chubby fat looking guys bc brain is wired to believe those guys are rich and responsible...haha....not there fault just evolution. ...and when we were younger, the baby girls made us believe they love 6 packs. Thank God I loved myself the way I was and not bother to trim myself to suit anybody.

Omooba77:
Is it morally right for PMB that claimed to be for Everybody and be for Nobody to just address the nation after 49 days of absence; in acclaimed recorded message in Hausa?

You were told he suffers speech impairment and calling his wife Aisha...Aishawo. You want him to commit another disastraous blunder in the name of speaking English. Abeg allow the man, na grandpa be that.

meeky007:
so there are ibos living i borno today.............................................................
i weak!!

Exactly my question...i dont believe this. It is certain they have no place to go again...abi na the case of stubborn fly...well na them sabi.

î dont see how a rehab will work in Nigeria...easy things never work na rehab wan work? Simply take him to Tb joshua, he needs deliverance.

Explorers:
C?

None of the above...the correct is FORUK

slayminder:
Pls Nairalander, what can someone invest 2 millionaire in dat will give you huge interest, and I have no time for monitoring business, I just want to invest and interest should be coming in

Mining...BTC mining machines, set up and go to sleep.

Buking1:
I dey here
The truth of the matter is that those in seat don't even get it..
They will be playing to the very plan this man have.

And some people think that calling for referendum is like calling for war..
The man systematicly getting the world into his dreams with no vission of sharing one single blood of a Biafran.

For those who think that demanding secession must atract fight or war before it will be granted please google is your friend.

Let me clarify: the Biafran doesn't have a leader as the they say.
Now the man systematically reorganize them,gave them the orientation they needed. Now 73% Biafran are one in
(you can call him youth leader)
Then with his own way he is gradually attracting the world to his plan with the involvement of FG
With out a single shot of bullets he will get to the platform where it will be the FG that will be begging him
As you can see that even Ohaneze and others who dissociate themselves from him before are waking up to realize that people are not with them anymore
Sometime you need to know that brain is more powerful than anything
If Nigeria want to be one they should start by now to get him involve into the nagociassion of through regional control, failure to do that now! Will amount in nearest future where it can no longer hold meaning in every average Biafran man's reasoning, because by them he would have convice everyone that future in Biafra is more beter then any offer in NIGERIA and..
If you understand igbos in real life they cling to the future more than past or now.
That's his key

Your brain dey work...I like pple who reasons

Priscy01:
Police have arrested a 50-year-old Italian, Blessing Fernando, for abducting a victim in Delta State. Fernando was arrested at Ogbe-Isoko community when he went to collect an additional ransom of N50,000 from the victim’s relatives, having collected N250,000 initially.

According to NewTelegraph, prior to his arrest, the suspect was residing at Evowe Quarters of Ozoro in Isoko North LGA. The state Commissioner of Police, Zanna Ibrahim, who paraded him alongside 22 suspected kidnappers and three armed at the command headquarters in Asaba yesterday, said the kidnapping syndicate had terrorised Ozoro and its environs for years.

“He was arrested at a scene where he came to collect ransom of additional sum of N50,000 from the victim’s relatives having robbed the victim the sum of N250,000. Effort to arrest other fleeing gang members is on course as case will be charged to court soon,” the commissioner said.

On interrogation, the suspect, who confessed to be a member of the kidnapping syndicate, said he was co-opted under duress after he was duped of N600,000.
He said: “They forced me to become their member, if I must get back my money. .

My desperation to recover my money from them has landed me in this mess. They told me to go and wait at the scene where I was arrested for somebody who will bring some money from which they will offset what they had defrauded me."

Fernando said his mother hailed from Isoko ethnic group in Delta State while his father was an Italian.

Source; [b][url]http://drinosblog..nl/2017/06/italian-kidnapper-arrested-at-ogbe.html
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This guy, Italian? na lie

some body should just blow whistle and collect his share of 4m