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NigeriaKitchen:
This publication may seem unserious to Nigerians and other countries mentioned, but if I were the Nigerian government, especially, the Nigerian Minister of Health, I will start now to put things in place to checkmate the deadly Zika virus from entering Nigeria as predicted by some scientists in this exclusive AP news article.

Read the full article below:



Culled from: https://www.yahoo.com/news/wheres-zika-going-next-maybe-china-india-nigeria-223649324.html

We have bigger viruses in country, so no need to panic. Ebola came and ran away, what is Zika?

DAramis:
Just like the famous quote "He who the gods want to destroy the first of all run mad"

They were busy beating the drum of war when they were being begged and now that the stage is set, they have started withdrawing.

I just hope that the military tension will be descalated gradually.

It will not be good to set your own house on fire all in the name of trying to kill a rat.

this is exactly what i was saying...how can you start war in Nigeria by Nigerians and for Nigeria. Honestly, we are no where near progress.


Time to develope drones that will carry unlimited energy.

This country...so Buhari approved this...?

DBlackCeazer:
Wow what a coincidence , I had a weird dream some days back about the sun falling and there was a huge explosion, with people scampering just to get away from what seems like total annihilation of the human race. I hope it's just another bad dream.

Its war...i am also smelling war, but I don't know if its here or the U.S. I still dey save money wey I go use fly my family commot.

DBlackCeazer:
Wow what a coincidence , I had a weird dream some days back about the sun falling and there was a huge explosion, with people scampering just to get away from what seems like total annihilation of the human race. I hope it's just another bad dream.

Its war...i am also smelling war, but I don't know if its here or the U.S.

local production cannot work without electricity. If FG wants to empower anybody, they should provide electricity...simple. Unfurtunately, bad belle pple no go still gree private person generate the electricity

Smellymouth:
Osibanjo be like ==>Bubu Baba, effer since Mike Zookabag sneaked into United States of Nigeria, these people haff not let us rest..

Bubu ==> Osifanjo, wahalai ta lai, me I nor kwondastand if Mack Zakaria is (b)figger than my kwattles.. Let them Kwantinue..But tell the fifu vefore I count to Pipty, they should behave..

Osibanjo ==> Bubu, should I tell NEPA to off the lights?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4179441_facebook20160510203042_jpeg3469d045c96f5ed4a812596e4b5a9e6f

lololol....na wao...comedians dey this country ooo, at least this laugh don ease my tension small

Reyginus:
It is not happening. Buhari will win in 2019. I'm sure of that. Either we willingly vote for him for hate of his opponent, like they did in 2015, or he rigs the election. Buhari is not the type of man to lose an election were he's an incumbent.

You are correct basically, its possible the 2015 riot was just extended to 2019. Our president cant leave power like GEJ and if the west picks interest then, it will turn to riot/war. However, many may die and he will still retain power, may God forbid.

Pidggin:
He is lucky he is from the North, if this happened during GEJ's administration people from both North and SW would have asked for his impeachment

This is why this hardship is good for us all some people need it to format their thinking, I heard suffering helps promote objectivity

Yes...its called factory reset, by 2019 many brains must have come back to default and then reason properly. Thank God I did nt waste my time in the polling unit when everybody was chanting change. Though, previous govt should not continue, but the replacement looked like bomb to me, and I asked myself, has Nigeria detoriated to this, looking more like Zimbabwe.

kindy51:
hmmm i know that he had nothing to offer right from time

I thought it was only me, I only imagined my grandpa telling me he is gonna be the president of Nigeria.

Chinedu7:
To say that Alphabox is more valuable than srt4922a is the craziest thing to say. What happens if it powervu stops tomorrow. Qsat boxes are shit today because the account isn't useful anymore. I guess 2 years ago, you would've said Qsat decoder is better than strong.
I was clear in my writeup, I said if you desire just powervu Gsky or Alphabox are sure bet, but you you want a bit of everything then Sat 4922a is the king. It has been king for years, seen decoders come and go and it still stands tall.
Tomorrow, it's possible an autoroll could be released and if Strong autorolls, will Gsky and Alphabox still be better.
Since there's still the possibility of an upgrade or key insertion, set 4922a is still the best around.
I can guarantee you that it has the best tuner I have ever seen. I have TBN and Disney Tps from Apstar which only Sat 4922a can stabilize and show without Crack, Gsky and Alphabox failed completely when they were tried.
Of course it my view and yours can be different.

Good points...no FTA decoder beats Strong. They make good decoders and the tuner is excellent. Gsky tuner is not as sensitive as strong.

awelekiti:
That's why the war must be fought to finish this time because the FG cannot continue to dole out money meant for the development of the region and entire country to the criminals called Avengers. If the avengers are settled now, another group will surface tomorrow and so, the govt will keep dashing them money and the entiure region will continue to wallow in penury. When Yaradua settled Mend headed by Asari Dokubo with Ateke Tom as his vice, another Mend surfaced under jonathan , headed by tompolo. We can see how rich these idiots are, building universities and armory all over the place, while those who need the development so badly were deprived. There is no free money anywhere anymore. The money available will be used to provide amenities for the people of ND and everybody will benefit. That is what buhari is saying but avengers are selfish. They don't want that . They have overstayed their welcome. Don't bother yourself what the govt will do with the copters. Military gadgets can never been enough because there could be war any day. Other countries could come rent it as well. If the jonathan administration equipped the military this much when they had all the money, the war against boko haram would have been won long before now.

You made good sense, but negotiaton must no be money. To me, the Avengers have some learned pple among them. Perhaps, I never heard the FG ask them what the problem is and what the solution, we were only hearing from the NDA spokes person on social media. Nothing wrong if the FG will promise to develop ND within 4yrs and have it as a deal. All I hear is the military will wipe out militants. Intimidation will never bring unity in any organisation, FG might defeat NDA and wipe out the youths but the message will be passed accross to the next generation and the cycle continues. Without peace, this country is going nowhere.

So Nigeria has ended up wasting 25million dollars x 12 helicopters = 250M USD. Now, whats gonna happen to the copters...they will sit at airforce base until they are outdated. Less than 50m USD could have settled the NDA long time ago, and 200 made useful or saved. Which way my kwontry?

Ontarget:
Black Africans don't manufacture anything. They only uproot things from the ground and sell.

Na still white man go tell them the value of the things they uproot. Left to them alone, they know nothing about and can't use it for anything. Before 1940, oil was flowing in ogoni land like river and everybody dey avoid am like plague, now its one of the things tearing the country apart. Left to abokkkki alone, what use is Nickel, now some of people will soon die because of this. What has black Africa contributed to the world so far, nothing. Left to me, i suggest we rent africa out to China or russia at least for 10yrs, let see what they will make out with it. I am begining to think the garden of eden is hidden somewhere in Africa and unfurtunately, it is impossible for the empty head politically roted black African to notice.

I ve noticed this happens once in every guys life.

yes...there were other animals that could conceive for cain...e.g ape and baboons. Thats why some pple resemble baboons...e.g ur former.........

SirWere:
"No one shall go to the Father except through me"


"For God so loved the world; that he gave his only son that whosever believeth in him shall not die but have everlasting life"


Your point

Does this mean, all musliims ar condemned already

calm down...him wan go ask Kenya how dem take get 10 medals. So that, in the next 4 yrs, he will apply the same strategy.

bodetheo:
pls how much is IPTV android box i want to buy one I learnt it shows Carling cup

Heading towards 50k....it shows everything in the world

aham316:
@Pfolo and Meccussy,

Guys i need your help to scan CTL channels on qsat28g. Kindly assist. @ meccussy am in owerri you can send me a mail at ahamefulea@gmail.com or better stil drop ur number lets have a chat.

See, this is why I like Lagos, guys try out everything. When I was in Lagos, I try all things but in the east. You have tried alot of things here mehn but let me give you some clue. Your old TrendTv is actually MPEG 2, and Ibadan is running on MPEG 4. You can send it to me with a balance of 7k and I will send you an MPEG 4 or better still go to the office.. gotv and star are all Dvb-t2 and they should be able to get dvb-t if the yaggi is powered with the normal voltage. However, the CA will not allow you to view all the channels.

Qsat is a satellite decoder, but if its DTT Combo, then scan with a downconverter, purchase a ctl smartcard and start viewing. Locate the terrestrial RF input and use a downconverter on it

I think, they were preparing for war before they were suddenly handed over power. Therefore, they dont really know what to do with the power again.

kcyarn:
People who cannot control the urge to masturbate or watch pornography are almost always plagued with a sexual devil. Maybe more than one.

In the world of the spirit and according to Jesus Christ: the sexual thought is the same as the sexual act (Matthew 5:28).
When we use the powerful force of imaging something as if it were real, we are actually attracting that which we image into physical being.

When we imagine having sex with another via masturbation, we are actually summoning the power of the spirit realm to manifest the thing we are imagining.

We've all heard about the law of attraction by now, made popular from books and movies like The Secret. Well the law of attraction also works with sexual imaginings.

There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don't want to. You'll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.

In worst case scenarios the one demon may gather other unclean spirits to itself to also attach to your life. That way it can wrap you tighter in its web of control, making it that much more difficult for you to get free. And many never do (Matthew 12:43-45).

By engaging in those acts of sexual impurity you are giving such evil spirits legal access into your life. And they will remain, causing untold personal pain, guilt and shame until the more powerful force of Jesus Christ is used against them to expel them from your life for good—See: Luke 8:29, Luke 9:39 and verse 42; Galatians 5:19-21; 2nd Corinthians 6:17-18

Great...every negative force can be nutralised by a positive force. Every backward movement can be stopped or move forward by a forward thrust. Therefore, Jesus has the power to quench any evil power. The same way you attracted the evil spirit, use the same method to attract Gods spirit and the devil will run away. Fast, pray and call God in the name of Jesus.

Zceesneh:
it rained heavily for 1hr 30 minutes, I couldn't wait than to run home with my phone and headphone I bought 3500 naira today, my house wasn't far away, before I got home, the headphone was on, Buh wasn't playing, then the thought of it spoiling came to my mind, I became angry with myself for lack of patient, so I want to ask? will it get better?

If its ordinary headphone, then it was dead on arival because, water can neighther shut down the coil nor the magnet inside. If its a blutooth or self control head phone, then allow it to dry

I know most pple dont knw the thin line between the current life and the end of the world. Until drones are developed individually, security guards will not be needed. As soon as weightless batteries are developed or 90% efficient solar panels are developed, men thats the end of the world. It is closer to developing than you think anyways.

RZArecta:
Jokes apart, some of our politicians need to be slapped by ghosts or human beings

To tell u that African juju na fake or manipulations...if not, why is it that na only poor people village witches dey fight

rafa9:
married February gave birth august. (7 months)
the pregnancy may have led to the marriage afteral

Thats not all, if devil show you how many innocent guys/bf this girl cheated with the same facebook friend, u go run madt. Make she swear she no get bf b4 meeting and fukkking with her facebook friend.

kgr8mike:
Our military is importing military hard wares from other countries. Our hard earned money is transferred to other countries to buy hard wares to destroy ourselves. In everything we are the market of the white man. Nothing to give and nothing indeed.

When are we going to build capacity or at least set the ball rolling. The military should at least do this. Military engineer development all over the world. They set the pace. But what we have is a set of military that buys every thing. We are known consumers and in the midst of it the military mix corruption into it, where they over value the items at the expense of the rest of us.

Nigeria, my Nigeria!!,When?

I think say na only asked myself this question....spending our hard earned money to destroy ourself. When we dont have common electricity...our leaders just need to be cleared with same flood during noah.

Men, this is a waste of time...its possible this government will not achieve anything. Why is this govt interested in every negative propaganda. Work with what you have and not what you dont have. So, we will waste another 2yrs now investigating GEJ. Sorry for this country, militants showed OBJ peppe since 99, how e take concern GEJ? Niger is fuckkkked

winner01:
TheSixthSense, I praise God for your life. I've also been in such a situation. I stem from an islamic background and later professed Christ (after someone preached to me) even though I didnt even know what I was into. I sought to know the reality of the scriptures. Nigerian churches were not helping matters. During my service year, I had to stop going to church because the preaching and testimonies and even seats were clear show off, no single regard for the poor and needy. They had few churches around and most were the same. I remember my older brother who had just got converted telling me to just seek God and keep an open mind. I had told him earlier that i'm okay and I live a good life, I didnt need anybody to tell me what to do.
I didnt want to be affliated with religion or even atheism. I just wanted to be that free intelligent and self-reliant human. My parents also encouraged freedom of religion so that made it easy.

I "enjoyed" my life to the fullest. What we call enjoyment is actually killing us. I lost 2 of my friends to alcohol. One drowned while drunk, the other died while driving him to the hospital. I remember we had an accident while coming back from a club in lagos, the car summersaulted from overspeeding, no one was injured, we all got down laughing at our drunk friends who drove.

Recently one of my very close friends called me to tell me that she does not have a womb anymore. Do I need to talk about my battle with glaucoma. Most of the friends that I had are either addicts of alcohol, marijuana e.t.c. So I smile when atheists are telling me to enjoy my life. I actually live a better life right now than the sick, unrestrained and devil controlled life I've lived as a young man. I've noticed that the devil is in control of most of the lives of those people who think they are directing themselves.

My being sober still did not lead me to Christ, an ex-cultist made me see the world for what it really is. A man who was active in a spiritual realm controlled by demons started to tell me the inner workings of such government. I started to think to myself "are these things real?"...

Bros, lemme just stop here. I've seen things in this life. I'm more than convinced that Jesus is Lord. Maybe I should just open a thread on why I am a Christian.

Yes, try open am...You will convert some pple in the process. Devil dey inside anything drug. My own alcohol intake no be here ooo but I do all I can to avoid sin and nonesense life. What devil offer to pple is fake enjoyment life with pride and ego, nothing else. As a science student my self, i know every thing has opposite, evidence of God's existence is simple... the devil. The devil is everywhere manipulating pple with his small power. Sure God must be everywhere as well.

HungerBAD:
Lol.

So we learned two things here today.

(1)Juju do not work.

(2)It is actually an offence to possess juju in Nigeria.

Now my question is,why are the Herbalist preparing the Juju not been arrested?or should Government make Juju illegal.

My bro...i didnt care to read that story but, I already asked why? We have juju men everywhere and 9ja is not saying anything abt it. Honestly, africa is fukked...until oyibo make sth out of it, we will not value it or say or do anything abt it. Myopic africa

harbdulrasaq88:
PHOTOS: Female Athlete Dives Across Finish Line To Win Gold Medal At The RIO Olympics

Female Olympian, Shaunae Miller, representing the Bahamas has shocked the world with a dive feat which earned her a place in the competition’s Gold ranking table.

The sprinter who pulled what has been described as one of the wildest and most spectacular finishes in the Rio 2016 competition finished first in the women’s 400m race as she dived her way across the finish line.


The athlete who started off strong in the race was caught up with by the four gold medal winning Allyson Felix who was believed to have wrapped up the race until the sudden dive which changed the whole story.



Following her announcement as the winner, she said: “I’ve never done it before.


“I have some cuts and bruises, a few burns… it hurts”.

Miller added: “When I was on the ground I didn’t know I’d won,’ the gold medalist added. ‘I still don’t know how it happened.



“What was in my mind was I had to get a gold medal. The next thing I was on the ground. It’s an amazing feeling”.

22-year-old Miller finished the race to win a Gold medal in 49.44 seconds.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/08/photos-female-athlete-dives-across.html

Sometimes, I believe I am ahead of my mates, I thought about this longtime ago buy I worry why its not been used to win race. I thought may be it was not allowed now someone else has done it. Think about it, with the accelleration of 9ms per second, you can dive upto 15m/second and that would give u a 100m race for 9.5s..(world record)

seanblaise:
gudenin bro pls can yhu put me thru the process of using an mpeg4 decoder for bet9ja. tnx 08134597430. tnx alot

Its simple, track SES 5...input 11919 H 27500 on your mpeg 4 receiver and scan bet9ja. Its free and the signal is strong. Any mpeg 4 will work.