₦airaland Forum

selfwife:
instead of masking the odour, its better to deal with the problem.

You don't know what you're saying. Me i don't have body odour but i dont usually like to be in the consultation room clerking my patients without my zara 8.0 designer cologne oozing all over. It just boosts my morale

czarina:
The way these Asian dudes are marrying our girls ehn.... It is well o


Happy Married Life to them

Na you wan marry una girls before?

The people that kept u there away from home are the boko haram. If only u know

FromZeroToHero:
Yes I know what I'm talking about. I am a fashion designer I sew unisex. There's this girl in my neighbourhood that always disturb me that I should sew senator wear for her that she doesn't have money. She brought her fabric and sewed it for her free. Only that kind gesture alone, she introduced her brothers, cousins and the mind blowing one was that one if the brothers introduced me to a friend that stays abroad. I made almost 200k from him within 2months. Sometimes money is not everything.

Lol my brother.

The driver seat be like rats use am do boju boju

FromZeroToHero:
Don't mind the guys telling you to collect complete money anytime she comes to typeset of photocopy. What are friends for? If her bill is for example 1200 you can decide to collect 1k that 200 won't make your business to crumble.

Friends? For business? You don't know what you're talking about. The condition of the business determines if he goes about giving this kind of discounts or not. At the end of the day what is the income and expenditure.

favoryte33:
lol,now you're speaking like dat 18yrs old you talked about.

jackals:
You guys are actually so petty and insecure. Y'all think women only care about your look. [b]What about loyalty, commitment, brain, compassion which for sure most of u lack[/b]women care about these. While the 18yrs old me drool for handsome guys, the 28yrs old me care for compassion and commitment not ur funky look

How do u expect someone that talks this way not to be a minor. Like a jail bait minor. This jackass jackals you need to work on urself

HeliotJ:
Is only a good talk I have Saw here. The girl has Never ask me for money before o. She always bring me something Everytime she came. She don't ask things from me. Even if I'm give her, she don't collect. She said I should use money for my business not her

She could be geniune. I can't dispute that there are good ladies out there but that business comes first in all your decisions or you will suffer untold hardship. Be careful only

Don't write yourself at all. I used to be like u when i had nothing interesting going on in my life except books but as time went on i drew strength from winning my wars, getting the things i want. That's what u need now. Develop urself. That business can have more equipments or branches and stuffs. Be careful with women too. Majority i mean 99% majority will add no value to your life but can destroy all you have labored for.

Shugargal:
Bro leave some people to continue in hate. as if na them create me. my family loves me like that. love you!

Yes. Sound mature reasoning. No need for hate.

I dont fall in love. I'm just cold. Emotionless

Babara1994:
Please can we be friends? I'm scared of men. Please talk to me via what's app.

What are u saying? Are u scared of ur dad?

ThreeBlackBird:
So what if he's lose and cheap? Crucify him at once and if you can't do that, it's a big shame on you. He has acknowledged his mistake, remorseful and worried. What else would you have him do? Commit suicide?

How are you even different from him?

Thank you jare. No mind that Ariza.

The sinner or the one who judged who was wrong first?

Moneystopnonsen:
Guy don't kill urself over a lash gone bad, she is just a gf. You never can tell what she does behind ur back.
Na who dem catch be thief

Faithfulness is mostly encouraged in marriage, because you are meant to know the dangers it will pose if u indulge in it, not just loosing the trust of your spouse but will also affect your kids if it leads to a separation or may be divorce.

So brace up gee, na nack u nack, u no kee person.

My advice is, if you are sure she loves you so so much, go and break up with her.
Tell her with an emotion laden face, that you want to quit the relationship because, had it been you were in her shoes you will do the same.
Whyne her with stories of how she has been the best ever and can't be replaced in all ramifications, u sabi her weak spot na, then give her a tight hug and pretend sob and tell her u will miss her, then go and never ever call her, or chat with her. If she loves u dearly in 48hrs she will be back by herself. But if she no love u my dear sorry. U just gave her a reason to justify her further hoe ability

Lol. Guy. U be wizard. I bow

Op follow this idea

Shugargal:
Hahahaha... na una way be that. if I be your gal friend, the thing no-go ever pain, it won't affect me lielie. but I will make sure I Bleep that same gal that's if she's beautiful oo. hahahaha. but hope you used CD sha? if not go for test now because ayam not understanding this kinda rush rush sex.

I like you already.

[quote author=Brainiac12 post=85294408][/quote]Lol this picture though. Hahaa

Blindersoff:
You are very wrong.

40 Megawatts equates 40000000 (40 million watts)

40 million watts converts to about 2.3million volts which is enough to power over 2 million homes. It is not a water project with 40mw as added advantage but a source of power to over 2million homes.

You have the patience necessary to teach stubborn children especially marlians mathematics.

ReeLoaDead:
Some of the people claiming 220 kmph probably don’t even own a car!

The irony my brother. Beats my imagination. Someone said 200km abakiliki to aba and aba road has check points all over the placd with very very bad roads. Drivers dodge potholes like young doctor dodging tuberculosis in HIV ward.

Ebay

Nairaland1stson:
it is so funny on how you guys here conclude on what you did not see..

Beats my imagination really. Low lives will stay in their houses and use their phones to pour out negativity on something they know absolutely nothing about.

Pls oga enjoy ur engine. U.s, used, somalia used, Nigerian used, Syrian used what nonsense.

mandalorian:
Looking at my elder brother struggling with his toks camery 2008. I can only imagine how much he's spent since he bought the car. I feel discouraged sef

What's wrong with the car?

Good for them. Kill them all.

I exchanged my dollars at the rate of 310#/$ that was huge losses and continued throughout the year. I'm upgrading my channels come 2020.

Lol they never born woman way go beat me for public like this. It's not possible. This man cant even save his pikin. Beats my imagination.

AfroKnight:
Lol.

Who are those hediots that sent Ikoyi-white-doctor-born, superstar mama di mama here, a DM? You guys don’t know your class?

Mama, no vex. They just want to eat inside your wealth. Nothing much.



But seriously, Nairaland guys should do better. Stop thinking you can date angry, toxic and entitled women or worse, tame them. It’s a waste of time.

Lol me thinking you are trying to make peace reign or maybe pacify the bitter bereaved. The bolded though lol like buying a lion cub as pet forgetting it will grow definitely.

Who dates a short woman

midnighter:
Tell her youre not comfortable giving her money without her husband's knowledge and tell her to ask him first. And tell her you'll be blocking her number henceforth.

And follow the other advice here about screenshotting the messages in case she tries to get revenge on you by trying any funny tricks.

No need to randomly send your friend money because it will injure his pride. And personally I don't think you need to tell him anything either, it's not really necessary because you don't have anything to confess to the guy.

Right.

Here's a lot of truth exposed which me self have learned. However it's important to apply caution. Your anger management is impressive and superhuman.

Omoslim26:
amen plus those that have decided to die in hypocrisy bcus it can never be wel with anyone that puts a blind eye to the intensely increase sufferings of Nigerians by this demonic govt
all in the name of supporting a political party

they shall never know peace happiness and joy

no be curse

na fact

Amen

Someone's daughter someone's son. One minute silence for the bereaved parents.

[quote author= post=85272713]May this evil Boko Haram/ISWAP never end well.

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought this evil and satanic Boko Haram into our nation never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

No be curse,
Na FACT.


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Children of hate, perdition and frustration are all afraid to say a single Amen to our prayers.
They are all here rambling incoherently.

Again, May God punish all the sponsors, of Boko Haram/ISWAP and the politicians that brought them upon our nation to cause mayhem...May the people that support them all die painfully.

What is too much to understand or say Amen to here?
Just say Amen or STFU!

Hypocrites of the highest order.
Supporters of evil and crime will never ever go unpunished.[/quote]Including ignoramuses that supported into power the evil politicians that sponsor boko haram and sharia law tagiya or whatever. May they never end well.