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Michelle55:
Mine is already driving me bonkers and she hasn't gotten to that age yet, once she's awake trust me no more sleeping for you. I'm already contemplating running away for a week perhaps she will calm down. My phone screen is gone and changing it is one heck of money thanks to my madam who decided to use it as gum scratcher.

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Caaz:
I have already decided to have just 2 kids even before I married.

I nor de like do pass myself.
The two now eeh,the way they fight eeh...

I m dealing with a brainy headache as I m typing,e nor easy.

Sorry sir/ma

MrPOTUS:
The problem with Nigerians (since we're here) is lacking of strategic spacing of their kids. Dey give birth like pigs.

Like d ones I saw yesterday, a mother and her children, 4 or 5 kids or so and the highest age isn't up to 10 years. You go think say na 7 days dem take senior themselves. All of them just small.


Birth spacing should be at least 4 to 5 yrs between siblings, so when you're having your third or last child, d older siblings will be a bit mature and less stress to you.

You wouldn't have said this better. Given big distances in years between birth is a short cut to rest of mind. The older siblings would have been mature enough to look after the younger even when U are not there to monitor

Caaz:
I have 2 .... whenever I m not around them my heart keeps pounding.

Having and caring for kids is a big flex.

I bet you are right, imagine if you have 5 upwards. Ńa die

Mindlog:
They are exploring and that is typical at their stage of development, na the responsibility of their carers to have their eyes on them.

Very well, just that it becomes a prob when the carers do not have enough time on their hands.

More...

Happy weekend frnd
So, you are to holistically consider your mental state and imagine all the physical and mental stress having kids would make you go through. Most especially, women of this world.

I'm also expecting a first child, and I do feel for our mothers/women, they in most cases go through this children rough play torture alone, while men goes to the street of course to fend for their families.

Actually, it's a case of diff strokes...........in this age we find ourselves, alot has changed compared to how we used to have it back then. People did not need to be looking over their shoulders in terms of security in those days, members of communities knew every sole that lives in their domains, unlike now when our defence lines are very porous, all parents are aware no govt is potent enough to protect them hence, reason for protecting acting their wards and ensuring basic provisions for all needs and wants as the result of case maybe.

These points would have been widely accepted in the good old days. But things are diff now.

Honestly speaking, there is no difference in what Bob has been doing and an average yahoo boys out there or an arm robber. The people in this category uses deceit and unlawful means to dispossess you of your hard earned resources.

For him to declare a male gender in court speaks volume on how this fraud has been going all the while. Unfortunately, our dear law enforcement says the law does not align or deem it a criminal offence.

So, a lady i asked out at my work place started acting up, telling me she was not interested in man's wàhálà now' I didn't give up that easily anyway, I persisted for a while cos I thought it was one of ladies trait playing hard to catch. Not until she started asking for financial help.

This singular act made me cautioned myself a bit. I abstained from messaging her steadily. She saw this and started posting a glaring message pointing at me. When I confronted her while she started acting up, she said and I quote[b] "so, you want to just give up easily like that"?[/b] Waō. Really? I'm I your play things.

You don't want to commit but you want me to commit. Some ladies can be a player sha

And what happened to the idea that "US is the most indebted country on earth" ?

Dclique:
These guys no dey taya!!. Abeg, Make una help me greet am!!

This same format was sent to my mum phone days ago, she consulted me abt it and the moment I went through it, I knew it was the work of our keyboard Lords.

Opebiman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pSkMf8H3HI

It is well. But we need to be more futuristic

Do you know how deteriorating the cycle is moving?. So I was on my way to a friend intro in Ilorin just last month, and we stumbled a partial one way road block on the express way manned by mobile police men, I was shocked to see this men with a point of sale, (POS) machine. The people we were traveling together didn't seem to be as surprised as I was. Perhaps, they've been seeing this from time immemorial.

Well it's a first timer for me, and I was quite shocked this serial exhaustion going on on Federal roads has been left unchecked for most of the time.

WE WIN AND MOVE

guobe:
This Nigerian man must be a legend as this is my first time of seeing this type of romance.

Oh no! This is 2-some in making.

If they kisses at thesame time, Pls do well to fill in the gap.

DrFunmisticGlow:
Adoption is very stressful, time consuming and expensive process. IVF is cheaper

But that was not IVF ńa, the report talks about a baby factory settings.

Why can't this people opt for an adoption instead of this illegal means? Human babies are priceless for crying out loud. Why would you purchase a human baby like a cockrel in the open markets

People sha..

Abi na skit??

delpee:
What is important is to cancel one of either Senate or HOR. We're spending too much on a few people in two different Chambers who are doing about the same thing.

Up till today, I do not understand the essence of both political appointments. Senate makes laws, that I understand, but spending money on house of assembly for literally doing nothing. I can't comprehend that. Plus it'd to expensive. If Nigeria were a man, I would attribute him to a man living a live he can not afford. Should we not call that a fake life? We are getting there now, let them bring any form of reform forward. It's going to be better than doing nothing.

politicoNG:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/02/14/just-in-senate-announces-37-member-constitution-review-committee/amp/?fbclid=IwAR2yXvrxXzgwU0kjjvx_kAOdMwvN24p83ZkSYY7hGQ4GPGgjc7UbLwUn5cY

Nlfpmod mynd44

We are getting there. Anyone that come first will be highly effective in turning things around for good. We will never remain thesame. This call means they hear and listens to our cries for a symbolic reform.

zubimete:
This will ease pains ND frustration. Link pls let us showcase our talents.

Really

Dronedude:
I am a lover of house, Helping is my calling, banana is my favorite fruit. I'm currently volunteering as a house help in yaba left to learn how to deal with complex situations. I am more than qualified for the job. When can I start?

Sealed ✌️

If u fit take care of mad people, U are more than qualified. Hence, ur application will be favourably reviewed.

Olawade24:
See OP, I will sue your fxcking ass if you don't remove my phone number in there.

Am not your mate and I might just happen to be your grand father's mate so you should show some respect.

Werey

Olawade24:
OP, why did you post my phone number up there pls remove my phone number

Ur phone number keh
Abi u dey dream

*MINIMUM WAGE IN NIGERIA (MONTHLY)*

1981: ₦125 ($195)

1989/90: ₦250 ($31)

1998/99: ₦3,000 ($32)

2000/01: ₦5,500 & ₦7,500 ($49 & $67)

2011: ₦18,000 ($117)

2018: ₦30,000 ($98)

2023: ₦30,000
Official rate: $65
Parallel market rate: $44

2024: ₦30,000
Official rate: $21.22
Parallel market rate: $20.76

#StatiSense


For those who might struggle with interpreting stats, this shows that if a month contains 30 days,

✓ Nigerians once went home with $6.5 per day to spend

✓ the military hurt Nigeria, bringing down her spending power to about $1 per day

✓ the military handed over such a poor State to civilians in 1999

✓ somehow, Nigeria picked up steadily to a spending strength of over $1.6 per day the next year (2000) and to over $2.2 per day by the very next (2001). *Nigeria certainly started recovery*.

✓ by 2011, Nigeria had improved back to about $3.9 per day - that's around $4/day!

✓ then by 2015, *APC came into power*

✓ by 2018, Nigerians had been reduced back to $3.2 spending power per day

✓ and by 2023, Buhari, APC's first president, handed over a State with spending power of about $1.5 - $2.2

✓ in less than one year, the current administration has impoverished Nigerians further to a spending power of 69.2 cents - 70.7 cents! Nigerians' spending power no longer makes sense to be rated in dollars so, cents is now fitting.

#StatiSense

Astra101:
Hahahahaha aahhh naija our own cruise is on another level

I tell u. Everyone just dey catch cruise. But some of those applicants are real o. But the clout chasers go just spoil their market

Greystone:
"when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop..."

Lol

Don't know how to apply too. With all the above phd/masters applicants.

APPLICATION FOR A HOUSE HELP

House help on Banana Island wanted.

Amount : 450k a month.

You are allowed to go home 6pm on Saturdays and come back before 6pm on Sundays.

You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel oversees with the Family.

GRADUATES ONLY...

Dm.

*His thread was bombarded immediately. 😃. Here are some of the responses...*
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Mop the roof?
Iron the gas?
Hang the plates?

Anything you need sir I’m here

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PLEASE HIRE ME.

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Money making machine. But when death comes knocking, no thousands of their aids could halt it.

lexy2014:
does the fact he didnt see anything wrong in sitting deep mean that he was right?

if he saw nothing wrong in sitting deep, why did his team not win Ivory Coast?

We are saying the same thing sir