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Dronedude:
I am a lover of house, Helping is my calling, banana is my favorite fruit. I'm currently volunteering as a house help in yaba left to learn how to deal with complex situations. I am more than qualified for the job. When can I start?

Sealed ✌️

If u fit take care of mad people, U are more than qualified. Hence, ur application will be favourably reviewed.

Olawade24:
See OP, I will sue your fxcking ass if you don't remove my phone number in there.

Am not your mate and I might just happen to be your grand father's mate so you should show some respect.

Werey

Olawade24:
OP, why did you post my phone number up there pls remove my phone number

Ur phone number keh
Abi u dey dream

*MINIMUM WAGE IN NIGERIA (MONTHLY)*

1981: ₦125 ($195)

1989/90: ₦250 ($31)

1998/99: ₦3,000 ($32)

2000/01: ₦5,500 & ₦7,500 ($49 & $67)

2011: ₦18,000 ($117)

2018: ₦30,000 ($98)

2023: ₦30,000
Official rate: $65
Parallel market rate: $44

2024: ₦30,000
Official rate: $21.22
Parallel market rate: $20.76

#StatiSense


For those who might struggle with interpreting stats, this shows that if a month contains 30 days,

✓ Nigerians once went home with $6.5 per day to spend

✓ the military hurt Nigeria, bringing down her spending power to about $1 per day

✓ the military handed over such a poor State to civilians in 1999

✓ somehow, Nigeria picked up steadily to a spending strength of over $1.6 per day the next year (2000) and to over $2.2 per day by the very next (2001). *Nigeria certainly started recovery*.

✓ by 2011, Nigeria had improved back to about $3.9 per day - that's around $4/day!

✓ then by 2015, *APC came into power*

✓ by 2018, Nigerians had been reduced back to $3.2 spending power per day

✓ and by 2023, Buhari, APC's first president, handed over a State with spending power of about $1.5 - $2.2

✓ in less than one year, the current administration has impoverished Nigerians further to a spending power of 69.2 cents - 70.7 cents! Nigerians' spending power no longer makes sense to be rated in dollars so, cents is now fitting.

#StatiSense

Astra101:
Hahahahaha aahhh naija our own cruise is on another level

I tell u. Everyone just dey catch cruise. But some of those applicants are real o. But the clout chasers go just spoil their market

Greystone:
"when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop..."

Lol

Don't know how to apply too. With all the above phd/masters applicants.

APPLICATION FOR A HOUSE HELP

House help on Banana Island wanted.

Amount : 450k a month.

You are allowed to go home 6pm on Saturdays and come back before 6pm on Sundays.

You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel oversees with the Family.

GRADUATES ONLY...

Dm.

*His thread was bombarded immediately. 😃. Here are some of the responses...*
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@⁨+234 809 371 2593⁩: I have a MSC in cleaning and utility management studies with a PhD in child care, toy symbiosis and poo extraction.
I have over 25 years wealth of experience including an industrial training experience with my iya agba Nilu oyo. I'm equally fluent in nursery rhyme language.

@⁨+234 803 403 0844⁩: I was born to be a house help . From my first generation to the last to come .

@⁨+234 802 400 7476⁩ : 450k? Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey, Banana Island is my home. 😂😂

@⁨+234 806 212 8811⁩: My ancestors have all been house help and I can’t wait to carry on the family business . When can I resume?

@⁨+234 806 613 0377⁩: Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir.
Kindly open your DM sir.

@⁨+234 803 885 1716⁩: For 450k a month? Which home will I be going on Saturday?? We die there!

@⁨+233 24 215 2642⁩: I have PhD in childcare business. Can I start today? As in now? Please tell them I’m ready to disown home. We die there o.

@⁨+233 54 342 9434⁩: All these rich folks will use every opportunity to insult graduates smh, Where do i apply sha

@⁨+234 703 253 0073⁩: Hello sir my name is house and my friends call me help. I’m ready and fully fit for the job. helping has always been my passion and my hobbies are washing,cooking,cleaning going to the market carrying children. How about 350k and I don’t have to leave the house.

@⁨+234 703 783 0850⁩: I Dey banana island junction already with my certificate and all the necessary things I need to start work immediately. Cheers

@⁨+234 809 747 8004⁩: Bro I can do anything type of work you give me

Mop the roof?
Iron the gas?
Hang the plates?

Anything you need sir I’m here

@prince: I am 20 years old but i have 30 years experience in house help job. In case you are wondering how i got my experience, when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop.
PLEASE HIRE ME.

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Money making machine. But when death comes knocking, no thousands of their aids could halt it.

lexy2014:
does the fact he didnt see anything wrong in sitting deep mean that he was right?

if he saw nothing wrong in sitting deep, why did his team not win Ivory Coast?

We are saying the same thing sir

oshozondii:
https://dailytrust.com/afcon-omeruo-blames-eagles-loss-on-peseiros-tactics/

Hiss!! Tell that to Sir Paseiro who watch the whole match few metres away from the pitch and didn't see anything bad in sitting deep for the most part of the game...

EFCC will not be found when you need them most . Should this man not have been invited by now................
Na joke o. Ńa Naija we dey

I think it's the right thing to call it off when the ovation is welcoming. They should at least grant him that request. If he was forcefully retained and things got more bad. It will destroy and soil his legendary image....

Baba should just sit down in one place abd do what he was elected to do. Is that too hard to ask!!

davis51:
Them cut me 13k. Beer to mine sorrows

Heeya. You didn't see that coming against wolf? Betting it's a game of luck sha, you won't know when it will come your way

Why is no one streaming/updating Chelsea match today

Den beat them no be small o

Since no one is ready to update. Don't miss this :

DivinegiftofGod:
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😂 😂 This is like one of the law of economics that says: "The higher the demand the lower the quantity available" . for where? 😂.


I'm telling you. The exploitation was just too much meanwhile they didn't know he would leave. They thought he would continue begging like his life depends on the job.

All iz well my brother...

DivinegiftofGod:
Yes, my passion for the teaching and experience over the years which has made the job a lot easier are my driving force plus the fact that I work on part time bases and on my own terms are all the reasons I'm still in this profession otherwise I would have dropped it.

Something happened recently in one of my schools. A guy that teaches the secondary section physics and science with one other subject was shortpaid because he came late a few times. He got angry and left. The school started calling and begging him. The guy said he's only going to come back on part time bases and gave them his terms and conditions. They accepted and he resumed back last week. That was how a full time teacher became a part timer overnight.

Teachers are really revolting.

😂 😂 This is like one of the law of economics that says: "The higher the demand the lower the quantity available" . Do you think the school would have to persuade him if all is well? . I like how the guy leveraged on the situation to get what he wanted.

DivinegiftofGod:
NO now it's not fair. These schools are making money but to bring out money and pay their teachers well is a problem.

Teaching is not an easy task and these school owners can not teach if worse comes to worse.

For us partimers that teach the whole school from kg to secondary, I know the challenge we face every day teaching them how to read from sound blends, to word building to sentence formation and reading and comprehending English passages, at the end of the day the school takes credit for our job and they still find it difficult to appraise the teachers.

All the children I taught in kg are now in secondary school and can read courtesy my subject from the scratch. Some have even finished secondary school. If not for us, will they be able to attain such academic heights?

Lol. I can actually relate bro, every bit you wrote up there are what makes it difficult for schools especially private one to recruit good teachers these days... But teaching is a profession, by the time you spend certain years teaching, you would have developed a kind of passion for it. Just that the passion will not last if due reward is not forthcoming.


I am a teacher by virtue of Nigeria situation but av developed a good passion over the years. I presently head a school and I do find it difficult to down pay new staffs while holding oral interview with them, but I have a seemingly limited liberty to diversify, or upgrade the pay beyond our pay slips because I'm answerable to my Oga too. You know people decide to manage what they could lay their hands on when the desires are out of reach. I'm afraid the next crop of generations might find it difficult to have a qualitative primary education, because struggling schools will definitely find it difficult to get good teachers into their schools.

DivinegiftofGod:
Even in private schools there's shortage of teachers and more are leaving.

Nigerian teachers are underpaid and not compensated enough for their efforts. Imagine a school to still be paying 20, 25k for a whole month and you expect people to still remain in the profession.

I pray in the nearest future, everyone shuns the teaching profession so that olodo generation wen una wan breed una go see am breed very well. Very heartless people.

I approached a school head about increment and she was telling me, sheybi you have other schools now. . Very unprofessional way to reason. I asked her, are you counting my schools or what? Why bring my business with other schools into our discussion and how does it concern you,? she now said, eeh.. we can't do anything for now. .

I was passing by one school yesterday, if you see the long leather banner they used for their vacancy advert ehn.. I say una never start. To think this is an old school and not like theyre just staring but if you see the long list of vacancy? Hm.

It's high time. I've always been praying for this day when teachers will become scarce then and only then will the society know their value.

By the time everyone will abandons the teaching profession the govt and all concerned will wake up and do something about their remuneration.

Oga calm down now

Oga calm down now

Kaido:
Nigeria dey win games based on luck.

Super Eagles coach useless pass Ghana coach

You definitely need a bit of luck to stare through in every games......... You might hit the bar alot and the opponent get the ball behind the net in just one attempt. That's football for you

Eeeeeeishhh!!! But why ur head get serious galloping and pot holes like this?


Na play oo

What a nice head cover

Lol..... Honestly frnd, you don't need to negotiate it if you indeed desire to play gentle man and return the lost money. What will be will be either way. I blve the right thing to do is to willingly dispossess yourself of such money to clear your conscience, if the owner find it worthy to reward you with some of it, it should should be out of free will.

Ghana coach when people show him over 20,000 mob waiting dem for tunnel

This is totally unnecessary and unacceptable. Football is a game of two outcomes, you loose or you win. Though, it doesn't seem that simple to swallow a defeat on one nation, but we have to be humane as much as possible and be civil. Should all these journalist and those who cruelly vandalized the team school bus been on the team list or other team crew, would the have spit such venum on themselves? No. But I believe humane are wired to be irrationally emotional.

When I think about the dominance of state govt over local govt, I feel bad taste in my mouth........i mean, our leaders do spend some times in other developed nation, and they see how local authorities autonomy prevails in these states. I hence, sense a deliberate attempt to underdevelop our states by these past cruel leaders.

The dumb knows that empowering local govt will bring a rapid development to our states. But they have chosen to use the current outdated constitution to ensure that only the elites environs gets to be developed at the expense of average citizens.

If that request was constitutionally granted. I PRAY NOT! I would have a learner sign attached to my body and never publicly or verbally engage anyone.

Reasons: we had never been able to control any freedom given to us. That's how human is wired....

Did i just read 'WORKING BUHARI'?

You conducted an examination, sat for it, coordinated it. Now you marked it and... Worst of all, you assigned a mark for yourself.

That's all I can put together from this book launched for Mr ex president......

ArcFresky:
Disagree. Diversity is not a problem. Look at the U.S. and the U.K., made up of diverse regions and cultures. Embrace the unity; selfishness hinders progress.

I equally disagree, do you mean the almagamation system should be embraced? Is the diversity practice in the U. S/U. K thesame practice in Nigeria. Is their central govt as powerful as we have it here? Are there not state and community policing in these places? Do states in these states not controlling their local resources? There are gains in cultural diversity of course, but it doesn't work with the deliberate constitution written by few people on behalf of millions of head. It has never worked since it's inception and it's obvious it will never work.

ArcFresky:
Good poem

Being a solider gives meaning to your life.


Not Nigerian kind of soldiers shaa... That one, you just come suffer

We will get there bro. But only when the needful is done. We are all still trapped in a confinement called 'marriage' until we realize we've always been plying the wrong way