Jokes on this cretin, you leave your mama, your sister, even yourself go dey sponsor bed-to-bed midfielder, SIMPS are irredeemable & deserves no pity...Her papa no send her go school, u wan dey form like say u get sense pass her papa

You guys never learn, keep equipping them & elevating them at your peril


A simp is a danger to himself & his society, just imagine if he'd invested the money on himself all these years

raskymonojendor:

It's not. That man has been in power for decades. I think he first got elected in 1996. He would be 3 decades in power by 2026, so he is doing as he wishes.

He's been the president of Uganda since 1986, going to 4 decades now

When i first saw the topic, i knew i was about to read gibberish laced with ignorance & imbecilic opinions & going through your post you didn't actually disappoint

It's only a certified fool with little or no experience about life that can make assertions like this, it just goes to show you're probably an adult with the brain of a toddler who's still being fed & taken care of at home

IntelChief:
Previous thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/7475868/met-very-pretty-lady-very

I shared the post above last night and some people adviced me to check the lady's hygiene. So I went to her (my girlfriend) place today after work. I noticed that this girl is either always tieing a headtie or wearing a wevon in my presence.

So while we were kind of playing, I took her unawares and I removed her headtie quickly and... Jesus!!!, lo and behold, the girl I've been calling my 'latest girlfriend' has all sorts of round-abouts on her head.

She was both surprised and angry after I did that. She kept saying nonsense like, "why did remove my scarf like that?"... "meanwhile the dandruff on my head is an inherited family thing" bla bla bla...

I just sat down there as still as a stone, wondering how a grown up 21 years old pretty girl can be that dirty. But one thing is for sure, I am never going to penetrate this girl, no, not even with 50 condoms on. Wtf.
God abeg o, make 2023 no resemble this year for me when it comes to girlfriends matta o. I taya jare

Buy iron sponge for her make she dey use scrub her head

Buhari4sale:
Though this picture is worth the sympathy and message passing through it.


But if each and everyone of us on Nairaland could present a shot or video of our worst experience.. This apple man is surely a learner. There was a year I lost almost everything, the only thing left for me was my FAITH. It got to a point I cried because I was hungry while my woman was breastfeeding, Now imagine what should would be going through cos we have not had anything for almost 36hrs and we no dey fast. All calls I made to borrow and beg for fund, na Satan dey pick am. I'm sure the baby self feel am cos there wasn't enough for her to suck. It is well.
God bless the homeless

How's your situation now bro?

How're you guys today bro? I mean your present condition?

How this con artist cum pastor go con dey feed now?

Doggy with intense thrusting

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Fear Not(North)

Synord:
We take a look at the hottest Nigerian songs in the month of January , 2022.

1. Fireboy ft Ed Sheeran – Peru Remix

Fireboy enjoyed massive success in 2021 with the release of the Shizzi produced Afropop tune “ Peru “ . Reminiscent of Wande Coal vocals and Adlibs , the song warmed the hearts of millions of Nigerians across the world , blasting up speakers from Lagos , to Accra and definitely “ San Franscisco “ in America too .

Despite calls from various quarters to feature Buju or Wande Coal on the remix , Fireboy made the rewarding decision to feature DSPs Loverboy and British Superstar EdSheeran on the official remix of the single .

The remix pushed Peru to greater heights , achieving 5 million streams in a week and 10 million YouTube views within the same time frame . The song is already certified silver in the UK , got co signs from the country “ Peru “ and is favored by critics to make the Billboard Hot 100. Peru is also the first song by a Nigerian artiste to reach no 2 on the UK charts .

2. Skibii ft Davido – Baddest Boy Remix

The More Grace act also known as Mayana has produced hits such as “ Sensima” , “Big Engine” , “ Are you There” and “Dats how Star Do “. His EP “ God is bigger Than Man “ with features from DejLoaf and Zlatan was released in late 2021 .

The remix of one of the singles off the EP “ Baddest Boy” with Davido is one of the hottest new tracks of 2022. The video of the song has amassed over a million views on YouTube , reached number one on Nigeria’s Apple Music Chart and is enjoying massive airplays across the country .

3. Portable ft Pocolee and Olamide – Za zoo


Released in December 2021, Zazoo is on its way to become one of the biggest Nigerian street pop songs this decade . The song materialized after Instagram user@Donbluu reposted a freestyle video of Street Artiste , Portable. Portable thereafter linked up with Street Dancer and Hypeman , Pocolee and talented Rapper Olamide to deliver the monster jam “ Zazoo”.

The – Prime produced joint is a slang coined by Portable to connote “it has happened “ . The official video of the song is directed by Prolific director, TG Omori and has garnered over a million views on YouTube . The song has also gotten co signs from Davido , Wizkid , Tiwa Savage and other A list stars .

4. Adekunle Gold- Mercy


Following the success of his single “ High” featuring DMW helmsman , David Adeleke aka Davido , Adekunle Gold announced the release of his Fourth studio album titled “ Catch me If You Can “ . The album which boasts of features with stefflon don , Ty dolla sign , Davido among others is preceded with the release of the single “ Mercy “

Mercy is a feel good track which interpolates the 90s classic single “ Denge Pose “ by Baba Fryo . Mercy is produced by Blaise beats and is housed on AG Baby highly anticipated “ Catch me If You Can Album

5. Fave – Obsessed


Rising star, FAVE renowned for the hit singles “ Baby Riddim” “ Beautifully “ and “NBU” released her debut EP “ Obsessed “ on the 22nd of the January , 2022 . The EP released under MR Eazi led “ Empawa Music Group” has so far garnered positive reviews from music lovers and critics across Nigeria peaking at no 1 on Nigeria’s Apple Music Chart . Obsessed is one of the stand out tracks from the project and is fast gaining momentum .

Source : https://olaoluwaidowu.org/blog/2022/01/31/top-five-nigerian-songs-in-january-2022/

All noise, nothing sensible...
When Brymo, Johnny Drille release any single, let me know

KingAzubuike:

Yeah he's moved to another radio. It happened just recently... around November 2021 . He moved to 90.1 (can't remember the name). Guess he was enticed with better pay there. One boy Edwin now anchors sports cafe
Why did you relocate?

Na company transfer me go Ph oo

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And hope you know wale is no longer on top radio.

Are you serious? You mean Olawale Adigun no longer works at Top radio?
Who now anchors the evening sport programme?

Since i relocated in 2018 from Lagos to Ph, i have lost track of their activities

Are you serious?
Olawale Adigun has left Top radio?
Since i left Lagos for Ph in 2018, i have lost track..
Who now anchors the evening sport programme?

Give me a Jackie Appiah twice on a Thursday...
Can't imagine how pinkish her hole is

Amanda4life:
Men are shameless

Your Dad & your grandfather are shameless

Southernigbo:
u don't believe in love ni?

I'd rather believe in Buhari to make Nigeria better again than to believe in love, especially the Nigerian kinda love with all these 2k leeches all around

Southernigbo:
Guys if ur so called girlfriends marriage bill and other miscellaneous bills is too much n very exploitative, just dump her and marry simple girls like d ones selling in mama put buka and those who hawk various wares down the roads. They are more homely, easy going and what have you. Yoruba guys do marry agbo hawkers, just as Hausa guys go for groundnut hawkers, Igbo guys go for cafeteria ladies

Any girl/lady that wants an extravagant wedding & isn't contributing to it is a joke...
No SANE human being should put his/her fellow human being under any pressure especially under this lethargic Buhari administration...
Stop making this ladies feel as if they're doing you a favour by agreeing to marry you or date you by acceding to their every demands & wants with the fear that if you don't comply another dude might take over...
Na mumu dey fall in love sha

In this shithole, anything is possible...
Tomorrow they'll tell us how the armed robbers stole #100billion naira in the office

I saw my brother's pictures with his family today (He just relocated with his family to the UK), I have been feeling bad & sad since then not because i'm not happy with his progress but when the money wan come wey me too go carry my family japa?

We dey street dey tripple the effort, still yet na peanut dey enter...

It's so sad being a Nigerian living in Nigeria right now...

No Nigerian under this regime deserves to go to hell

This is mine...My brother i crode

Give her jare, she just wants your wife ontop lesbian tins ni & if you play your cards well, d tin fit later favour you sef unto party tins

No b everything dem go teach u for school...

B

If you believe this post then you can believe Buhari has sense...

Abi no b u i see for one FB post wey dey queue for urgent 2k?

There's nothing as condescending as a married woman stooping so low to ask for financial help from your Ex...

Do you know how your hubby will feel when he finds out how demeaning you've brought down his name, his family, ego & status due to your uncultured, mannerless & shameless behaviour?.


Who are those marrying this kind of women...See them debating it sef

"The future is FEMALE"...

Stripped naked for stealing chicken while the real thieves resides in Aso rock...

Person wey steal chicken una no know say na hunger catch am?

Una no know where to channel una anger & frustrations on?

Who do Nigerians this thing?

It's just so unfortunate seeing what this country has degenerated into...
It's so sad being a Nigerian

Serena is no longer who she use to be, most especially after the birth of her daughter...

She has paid her dues though, there's nothing to cry about...

Liposure:
one fellowship sis give me bolaji that yr

My broda, we've done & seen things oga mi...Na only God fit forgive us...