₦airaland Forum

Felicity001:
Haha... Sorry brother hope you feel better now... Me as I dey like this so my car park somewhere since last night... My key fell from my hands into a gutter, ignorant me na that didn't know after about 1hour of getting the key out of the gutter I tried starting the car na so brainbox got signal that something is wrong then shortdown the car.

car slept in the road last night and still there till now like this... The rewire I called now is saying something like 30k I just keep am quiet I didn't tall self...

okoroemeka:
Flee,flee,fleeeeeee,don't ever look back at that car,flee,flee,endless money pit,flee,flee,what are you still waiting for,do you know the type of cars #2.5m can get in Nigeria tokunbo?flee,flee,fleeeeeee,are u considering to use that car for transportation,flee,fleeee, don't even go to that compound again

Godfather10:
TINUBU INCREASED LAGOS IGR FROM N600M to N40B MONTHLY IF HE CAN DO THAT FOR LAGOS IMAGINE WHAT HE CAN DO FOR NIGERIA

GeneralZodd:
Life is good when you have money. Visiting Dubai has changed my perception, I might have to stop running kitikata when I return to Nigeria

Travelling is exposure and education on its own. There are better ways to make money bro. Someone just gave an idea of buying and reselling Dubai gold. It's fast selling commodity with good profit returns, I still dey deliberate on it. Like I said earlier on I came for flexing and business opportunity survey.

As for uber Riders missing me or me missing them, That one nah Opata you u dey yarn

You no go fit run that Arabian chick O! Can you afford to cough out 3,600 Dirhams for a night. That one nah ₦600,000, 4months earning on Bolt with 1.9 surge . E fit wreck somebody.

Glithronix:
Bosses in the house, I need a car for rental contract. Kindly assist your guy.

Location; Alapere - ketu, Lagos.
Email; generalabtronics@yahoo.com
Phone number; 08122290407
Promises: On-time delivery. Regular updates on your car. Rules and terms adherence. Protection of your car.
Guarantors dey on ground.
I have Drivers license. Any other requirement? I will provide.
I am ready for meet up. Lagos State based.

I just registered on Bolt+Uber some days ago, need a car for completion.
Cc:
dru23 . Felicity001 . Pearl1910 . pope191 . YeyeGbami . Gentlelife50 . OmodavidoX . Godfather10 . Y1nka . Johnchrix . tunlapapa . eyinola . peeps4u . tojahh . mejai . omotola224 . 73O9 . deedee44 . ReadaDream

Thanks, bosses.

joetem:
so for you to net 10k, you have to gross like 18k abi?

How easy it to achieve that one daily?

FSBoperator:
If the verdict on Umahi is thrown out by the Supreme court, expect this Osu to defect to the party that will win the 2023 elections.

I have been saying it that soludo is an APC member since he served in Buhari's economic team .

APGA is just a platform for hire . The most useless party in Nigeria is the Okoro party known as APGA.

Only Obiono never defected from APGA. All politicians elected on APGA platform have deflected .

Why is everything Igbo so corrupt? From their Igbo churches to their very own supposedly regional party, money and money alone remains their ideology.

Spit.

GooodHardDick:
Buhari will handle security
Osinbajo will handle economy ..

This is how those two Mad Men deceived Nigerians. By the time buhari is done with Nigeria, una eyes go Clear

Hondajosh:
Turbo 2018 Honda accord

BAZ001:
Sorry but are you not a man ?
Or Im miss something

I once picked a 23 years old guy from lasuth to Luth they referred him to Luth to be operated on. He was in dis hospital gown and drip on d hand, while brother was holding the drip bag. I wanted to jappa but the sister kept pleading.
He was in my car for more than 2hrs in front of Accident & emergency in Luth. Before one nurse or doctor came to take details and left again after 45 mins I told him I need to go (I feel so bad for the young boy in pains)
So hospital assistant advised they get a cabu cabu-taxi till dey get space for him in the ward.
Gbam one old rickety Datsun/Mazda showed up

Baba say: 2,500 per our
Sister: pls sir it’s just before Doctors attend to him.
Baba: sometimes they treat patients in our car and leave them there to sleep...

I weak , las las Baba gree 1,500 per hour and me I don waste more than 2hrs without shi shi.
But I pity the guy cos he was in pain and no space in emergency ward


Mr or Ms eyinola are you a woman or man or (Ali)

chillex8:
As diesel skyrocketed to almost #700/litre, I ported back to petrol which is now available.
Only for car to start misbehaving especially loosing power on acceleration..

Got my tools set, opened the gas tank and found this.
Replaced it and I'm sure it ends there.

I'm suspecting 3 weeks of bad fuel and the fuel filter has done its job perfectly.


P.S I would have replaced the fuel pump assay but I have never experienced hard start and this power loss on acceleration last for seconds, afterwhich all becomes fine.

falansa:
Good morning bosses..
Being reading a lot on this post lately.
Things are really hard for me right now so I am thinking of doing this business for a while till things pick up.
How do I go about the registration?
How soon can I start?
Is lexus es350 acceptable?
What docs do I need apart from the normal car docs?
Which location is best for trips. I stay at Igando but don't mind any location in Lagos.

Please help me out bosses. I plan to start tomorrow self if it's acceptable. I'm tired �

Felicity001:
I picked up a man in Surulere some months ago and I chatted him I was outside the hotel and even tried calling him on the app but he didn't pick up.

When he came out the first thing he said was, "you didn't border to call.
Sir, I chatted and also called you on the app you didn't respond to any and the Uner app also notified you I was here.
I said that with a cool voice and a smile while driving out already.

The man said he doesn't like data calls... Can you imagine! Meaning you saw it but because u don't like data call u didn't pick it up so I should have called with my airtime right? You try.

I just kept him quiet and didn't say anything to him again till i got to MRS I told him I'd to buy fuel oga was trying to state the rules for me...

Sir, which would you prefer, that the car stops us in the middle of nowhere or we spend 3min in refueling?

But I'm being charged for the time.

Me: don't worry I'll give you a discount of the number of time we spend here. Its only N12/min. Pls start your stop watch now.

He just kept quiet and didn't say a word again till we got to ikoyi.

Rubbish people.
An elderly man for that matter o in his 50s I presume

Fuckingmallam45:
It's great, but I prefer Airforce One.
Air force one by far. It is not talked about and from air force one you will not see them but whenever it is in the Air their are 4 fighter jets following it and if trouble comes up they can be at air force one in seconds with full armament to stop and destroy whatever plane is there. Plus air force one has chaff and flares to stop any missiles. Their are more safety measures on it but it is top secret what defenses the plane has but be sure it is very modern and they are always looking for more protection and they can add on more things. That is there for the presidents safety and the other life's like reporters they are only protected because they are on the plane. Air force one and air force two are the same plane but one is the presidents call sign and two is the vice Presidents call sign. Make no mistake their is no possible way to get to it to harm it. If a missle is shot at it if worse comes go worse one of the fighters will speed up and take the missle to stop it, and yes the pilot will give his life to save the president.