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Travel › Re: My Friend Just Got Convicted In The USA, Will He Be Deported? by membranus: 10:28am On Aug 30, 2023
cookingsoul:
well let me b even more blunt he will forcefully kiss his ass goodbye to serial booty bandits in prison or killed in prison.he better pray he makes it to deportation.i did 4 yrs in upstate NY prison listen I thank God am alive to even tell story,guys dey hide shank/knife for inside anus.i form Muslim then go join Muslim brotherhood nah wetin save me everyday I dey hearppl dey rape grown men even as I dey type dis story I dey get cold sweats.this nah federal prison no b state jail,killers,rapist, murderers,armed robber,child killers no forget ppl wey dey death row.from there nah to immigration detention wen I reach there I was given choice 1.we go put u for plane anytime or 2. U stay for our detention here till them resolve ur immigration court .na soon tell ice officer abeg put me for plane wit the quickness.after 4 days around 2am sumbody tap say make I wake up ND pack my few belongings,den carry me go processing give my normal clothes to wear put me inside van wit hand cuffs to airport.wen we reach airport the guy wey escort me nah cool guy he comot handcuffs,we jus dey for airport like say we b friends.finally the boarding come start the officer wear normal cloth he jus carry me go meet the airline like a real guy man .naso I enter plane b4 u kno nah welcome to lasgidi.i swear wen I reach naija I cry like baby nothing like home and to b free like I bird.one day I go write a book for sure.to God b the glory
Sorry Bro, never knew na real life story. Thank God you make it alive.

Hope you've recovered enough and doing well now. May the Lord make your journey now sweet to the end.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, Bloomberg And The Hitman! - Temitope Ajayi by membranus: 8:23am On Aug 30, 2023
Antoeni:
The Gabon 🇬🇦 coup is the 3rd coup in Africa this year

The First was on the 25th of February 2023 when INEC committed a civilian coup in Nigeria 🇳🇬

Followed by the military coup in the Republic of Niger 🇳🇪.
Meaning?
Politics › Dangote, The Sick, Adopted Child Of Nigerian Government! by membranus(op): 8:16am On Aug 30, 2023
DANGOTE, THE SICK, ADOPTED CHILD OF NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT!*

By Sheikh Juma

Earlier this week, news broke that Aliko Dangote was moving 60% of his family investment to the US.
Two days after, we saw him in Tanzania promising to increase his investment in the country because he wants to support the new president, whose business decisions have been investment friendly.

I am happy for him. He has sense.
But as a businessman, I am not sure Dangote is a model.
Don't take my word for it.

Let the data speak:
In October 2016, Dansa, Dangote's fruit juice company packed up because it wasn't making profit.
It closed shop, owing its workers 6 months salary.
He also started a $13 million tomato processing plant in March 2016 and closed shop in August 2017, saying it was because of "importation of tomato paste, shortfall in the supply of fresh tomatoes and power failure."

It is funny that they didn't consider these three factors before commencing.
So they started a tomato farm that will supply fresh tomatoes, then do some kind of backward integration.

After spending $3million to set up a green house, the farm died.
It has been starting and stopping since then.
No money, no tomatoes, no factory.

In November 2017, it was the turn of Dangote noodles to go under.
In his words, they wanted to "focus on pasta and flour."
He sold the noodles factory to his biggest rival, Dufil, makers of Indomie. It was like Coca-Cola buying a Pepsi plant. A business abomination.

Have you ever wondered what happened to Mowa Water, Dangote's bottled water?
Well, it went down with Dansa, or soon after.

Then his Dangote Flour was acquired by Olam in 2019.
He left the noodles business to concentrate on flour. But even the "commitment to flour" wasn't enough to stop Dangote Flour from baking and burning.

At the start of the Ramadan fast, Dangote Sugar wrote a petition against BUA Sugar, asking the FG to place trade sanctions on BUA for *"undermining the National Sugar Master Plan."*
In English, he wanted the FG to tilt the competition in his favour again by grounding BUA.
BUA claimed that he was being blackmailed because he refused to hike sugar prices at Ramadan, like Dangote did.

Here is my point: wherever and whenever there is competition, Dangote would either crop out or try to change the business rules in his favour using his government connections.

He couldn't sell *Table water* because he was competing with *pure water sellers;*

He couldn't sell *noodles* because of *Indomie* :

He couldn't sell *Flour* because of *Honeywell, Golden penny etc;*

He couldn't sell *Tomato* paste because of *Derika and other pepper sellers* in the market.

He couldn't sell *Fruit* juice because of *Chivita, 5-Alive etc.*

*Dangote would only do well where Government policy is in his favour and competitors are given a bad hand by Government Regulators.*

I read a Reuters report some years ago (and it's still online) which revealed that at the height of the naira-dollar crisis of 2016, Dangote bought at LEAST USD $161million in hard currency direct from the CBN between March and May 2016. This amount was 90% of all the USD sold by CBN within that period.
All other manufacturers - 2,000 of them - got the balance of 10%.

He bought the USD at the official rate of N197/199 while other businesses bought from the black market at N320.

Reuters reported that Dangote made over US$100 million from this Forex deal.

Dangote has always been the favourite side chic of every government since the return to democracy.
In 2003, he was alleged to have part-funded Obasanjo's re-election campaign when Atiku was doing anyhow.
Then he befriended Yar'adua, Goodluck, and Buhari.

On the day Goodluck, his former zaddy was licking his wounds from the electoral defeat of 2015, Dangote was alleged to be clinking glasses and performing a lap dance for Buhari, his new zaddy.

*But why would such a "successful businessman" be thinking of moving 60% of his family investment to the US,* and even adding to his capital investment in Tanzania which is already about $770million?
The answer is in Buhari.

In 2015 when this administration took over, Dangote's net worth was US$17.7 billion.
Right now, it IS US $11.1 billion.
Meaning that in 6 years of Buhari, he has lost about 40% of his net worth.

Project two years forward:
what would his net worth be in 2023? My projection is that he might be worth AROUND US $8 billion, or less, depending on what happens to his refinery, and what happens in the security mileu?.

*With all the favours:*.
>Tax exemptions,
> Special status,
> forex allocations,
> special limestone mining licenses, etc,
Aliko's money is still melting like cotton candy on a hot summer afternoon.

*He has now activated his Plan B.*
Can you blame him?
Sometime last year a short video was leaked by his side chic and we had the rare privileged of seeing a billionaire butt.
Now we know that even Dangote himself is a side chic, an unfaithful one at that, moving from patron to patron: Obasanjo, then Yar'adua, then GEJ, now Buhari.
On another level, his zaddy was Nigeria. Now he has two new zaddies: the US, where his funds will be protected from melting, and Tanzania where Madam President will help him recover the 40% that he lost in the hands of the Nigerian economy.
Those who are in doubt that NNPC funded Dangote Refinery 100% should go and ask Ex Minister of State Petroleum Dr. Ibe Kachikwu who and who got the $ 25 billion contract that he raised alarm on after he returned from vacation. They immediately removed the office of the GMD from his control and later he was forced to resign as the Minister of State for Petroleum.

You want to know who funded the Dangote Refinery, go to the Ministry of Finance and call for Dangote’s file and tell me even if you give a goat in suit the same concession, the same waiver or the same opportunity given to Dangote, tell me if that Goat won’t be the richest being in Africa.

You want to know how the Dangote Refinery was funded, go to Warri Refinery and Kaduna Refinery, find out who was given an exclusive right to lift Low Pour Fuel Oil (LPFO) for a long time. NNPC claimed it was for Dangote Cement Factories. In fact at a time that of Kaduna Refinery was so exclusive to Dangote that no other marketer was loaded. Every other marketer was referred to Port Harcourt Refinery.

You want to know the sponsors of Dangote Refinery, Go to Kogi State and inquire how many trucks of Coal Dangote moves out of Kogi State everyday, minimum of 200 trucks daily without even paying royalty to the State or Federal Government. Are we not aware that Coal can be an alternative to Petroleum and that through coal liquefaction or coal pyrolysis you can derive various Petroleum products such as Diesel, Gasoline (petrol), LPG and other Petroleum products?

You want to know how Dangote Refinery was funded, go and find out how he petitioned President Goodluck Jonathan as soon as President Yardua died against his competitors in the Cement business like Ibeto, Madewell cement, Bua Cement and others that represented Licensees from the six geopolitical zones. His petition caused the withdrawal of two Licenses from the 6 companies; the Bagged cement and the Bulk cement import licenses leaving them with only the Backward Integration Licence only after he had used the same Federal Government to acquire cement factories even at that he was still importing and others were not allowed. As a matter of fact, the other Licensees lost their fortune as some were still offloading cement at their various jetties when Nigerian customs pounced on them never to bring the Cement into the Country but to ship it back to their countries of origin. This was when the competitors had succeeded to bring down the cost of cement to less than N800 per 50kg bag and Dangote couldn’t compete and wanted to monopolize the cement business at all cost.

You want to know how the Dangote Refinery was funded, go see how he petitioned the Federal Government against the few manufacturers of cement over importation of Clinker which is a major Raw material for cement production the moment he built his Clinker factory at Obajana Kogi State and the Federal Government jacked up the import duty on clinker from 10% to 50% causing those that were managing to compete with him to shutdown their cement factories.

You want to know how Dangote Refinery was financed, go and ask Federal Government how much Dangote realized when they shut the land boarders against every other importer and exporter during Covid 19 lockdown but allowed only Dangote to use the Land boarders.

Finally you want to know how Dangote Refinery is funded? Go and ask the Governor of Kogi State why he had to fall out with Dangote, that for 10 years of Dangote operation globally, Dangote made over 7 trillion Naira out of which over 5 Trillion Naira alone was from his establishments in Kogi State.

You still want to know how Dangote Refinery was funded? Nigerians funded Dangote Refinery without knowing it.
Please let us continue to share.
IS TIME FOR RENEW HOPE.

https://sycamoretimes.com.ng/2023/08/29/dangote-the-sick-adopted-child-of-nigerian-government-sheik-juma/
Politics › Re: Nigeria, Bloomberg And The Hitman! - Temitope Ajayi by membranus: 8:02am On Aug 30, 2023
Whatever. But what he wrote about the ghost rail project in Abuja, is it true or not? That's what we want to know.
Travel › Re: My Friend Just Got Convicted In The USA, Will He Be Deported? by membranus: 7:44am On Aug 30, 2023
cookingsoul:
Your friend is cooked remember Chicago is the deadliest city and the the jail/prison system is truly hell on earth.first of all he should worry about prison rape or turning to sumbody's bitch.he will probably b stabbed or beat up badly dat one nah sure banker,if he manages to survive after his incarceration the prison will put a detainer on him meaning ice is coming to pick u up and transfer u to their custody.the will not deport u immediately but will ask if u want to b deported immediately or go see an immigration judge(this one nah jus delay tactics after all the process wit judge he go still order ur deportation).while fighting ur deportation u can b in detention for 6months to 1 nd a half yrs.Make I give u expo the food for immigration detention nah dog shit.jus tell them to deport u asap so u can start ur life brand new.the downfall of a man is not the end of his life,God go see u thru my brother.when u do time for americas prison nah the worst experience of ur life ever so coming back home will make u appreciate naija more...................from true life experience...................stay away from crime boys nd gals
You are just a scaremonger. You know nada about the American jail system, Chicago or otherwise. So stop proselytising about it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Military seizes power in Gabon by membranus:
All France colonial heritage and assets being gradually dismantled by each country's military power.

This is very good, as France has been too oppressive over those nations, and too greedy and selfish in acquiring and marshaling these colonial nations resources for their own national prosperity.

It is time African countries should use and transform their individual natural resources to build and prosper their nations, instead of being sold cheaply to prosper the whitemen's countries.
Politics › Re: Job Racketeering Scandal: Reps Committee Refute Reports, Summon NUC, VCs by membranus: 9:43pm On Aug 29, 2023
Bunch of thieves trying to save their faces by bullying their accusers.

They should rather conduct an internal probe of themselves and mend their evil ways.

Shameless rogues all.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Benefit From President Tinubu’s Decision – Tony Elumelu by membranus: 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2023
Morbeta11:
Take it easy mannn.....People have rights to agitate, the hunger is too much and needs no too much grammar. The common man is feeling the burnt....
The hate filled mob making nuisance of themselves, attacking supposed supporters of Tinubu on the internet, are not the hungry ones.

The hungry ones do not have money to waste on data, feeding a morbid ego, bent on a meaningless tribal and political propaganda.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Records: Chicago State University Locks X Account by membranus: 1:41pm On Aug 29, 2023
Lolz419:
Lolz
A court will disqualify Obi for joining LP late but leave Tinubu with a criminal forfeiture and certificate forgery case along side Shettima double nominations 🤣🤣
U must be high on Tinubu Chicago cocaine 😁😁
You are #Lolz419 abi?

September 16 is so near, and I will troll you when your Obi is given the red card by the court.
Politics › Re: Abiodun Diverted Ogun LGs’ Allocations, N10.8bn Bailout, Wale Adedayo Alleges by membranus: 12:01pm On Aug 29, 2023
Dapo Abiodun, the Ogun State Gov. is always controversial for very wrong reasons.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Records: Chicago State University Locks X Account by membranus: 11:23am On Aug 29, 2023
Lolz419:
🤣🤣
Mumu say international community and intelligence agencies 🤣🤣
The world is waiting for the disgrace of the drug pusher
Like the courts are disgracing your ellupee candidates one by one, like a pack of bad cards, removing them from their ill-contested posts.

All eyes on the judiciary indeed!

Your eyes will soon clear when your Obi is fined for misconstrued allegations against our President by the same court your are straining your eyes on.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Records: Chicago State University Locks X Account by membranus: 11:15am On Aug 29, 2023
mariovito:
They had to take precautions before Nigerians storm the yard.

But why restrict your account if you have nothing to hide?
They restrict their account because of cyber nuisance like you.
Politics › Re: You’re The Only African Leader Biden Has Requested To Meet,US Envoy Tells Tinubu by membranus: 2:06pm On Aug 28, 2023
blackgold2018:
mugu.. slave. Na inferiority complex go kill una
Yet if they give you US Visa now, you will rush to do thanksgiving for church and big party for your family.
TV/Movies › Re: 10 Things You Probably Missed In Jagun Jagun by membranus: 1:52pm On Aug 27, 2023
Latakia:
Mention that Igbo actor that started movie before Hubert Ogunde in Nigeria and win yourself a trip to Lekki-Ikoyi bridge grin
Lamidichi Apapamu grin

Send my ticket to my mail ASAP.
TV/Movies › Re: Football Shows That Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s, '80s & 1990s by membranus: 8:46am On Aug 26, 2023
naptu2:
Yeah, Gillette World of Sports was one of those omnibus sports shows.

There used to be ABC Wide World of Sports, The Champions ( "They run, they jump, etc) in the early 1980s, then George Michael Sports Machine, Gillette World of Sports and Trans World Sports (I have been trying to remember that name for a long time) in the late 1980s and 1990s.
Old man, what a memory! May you live longer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Luton (3 - 0) On 25th August 2023 by membranus: 8:52pm On Aug 25, 2023
Chelsea not so impressive so far in this game, playing against a second class team like Luton. No finesse, no master touches to showcase them as a first class team. Only Sterling running and down like a fowl on heat.

Hope their gameplaying actually improve as the season progress.
Foreign Affairs › Re: He Was A Talented Person: Putin mourns former caterer, Prigozhin by membranus: 11:45am On Aug 25, 2023
Fake sympathy after killing him.

The end of Putin will be terribly tragic.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Maduka's Appeal, Affirms Achonu's Guber Candidacy - LP by membranus: 11:41am On Aug 25, 2023
Kaiser20:
The news is too pepperish
We are master pepper eaters.

Bring it on.
Politics › Re: Ondo Youths Reject Igbo Politician As Council Caretaker, Storm Street To Protest by membranus: 5:47pm On Aug 24, 2023
Ecosystem4u:
Nwamara should rule them if she is competent, no room for tribal sentiments. Period!
Yes sir. We will do so immediately sir.
Politics › Re: PEPT: 'pray For The Judges, Powers Trying To Influence Them - Primate Ayodele by membranus: 6:54pm On Aug 22, 2023
When their fake prophecies failed, they will be looking for excuses to justify their fake visions.

Nigeria shall surely be great again despite the wishes of its enemies.
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Sent 10 Ministerial Nominees To Tinubu — Wike by membranus: 4:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
Bigchristo:
Don’t be a fool by constantly trying to do the same thing over and over then expect different results, that’s where Obi comes into the equation, imagine you supporting a political party in power since 8yrs+ without notable achievements and expect Tinubu to make a difference I laugh you in 3D, Obi did his best for Anambra and I am not expecting him to change Nigeria over night but a sane person will never make same mistakes Twice

Just Dey deceiver yourself talking about those worshiping their oppressor is the APC and it supporters look how ministers were disgracing themselves bowing down to greet a president none of you sees nothing wrong with it but make one person just shout Peter Obi oooo he is worshipping him una mumu nor too much? Guy try get sense oo na so you go waste your data defend this bastards and you are passing through hardship is like you are under a spell
Calling an old man and your country President a "bastard" shows your irreverent antecedent and evil manners. So I need not argue with you further.

Goodbye.
Politics › Re: Abioye Olajide Is Alive! His Company Paid ₦3.5M Ransom For His Release by membranus: 9:54am On Aug 22, 2023
Asgard73:
Yoruba people are rally funny 😁…

Why it dawn on them that propaganda has failed.. they changed tune ..

This people eh

“… we leave the other person because he be Igbo..” can’t stop laughing at the poor scripted nonsense

Yoruba don too collect .. told them sentiments and gibberish won’t get them nothing

All eyes are on judiciary already.. nobody even care about the useless kidnapping..

No one ask questions

On their own .. they have to own up
When the judiciary now declares Tinubu as the legitimate winner, of which he is, what will you do? Set Igboland on fire, since you can't do more than that?
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Sent 10 Ministerial Nominees To Tinubu — Wike by membranus: 9:26am On Aug 22, 2023
Bigchristo:
Na your father and entire generation dey mannerless, we can’t accept your ignorance as a wayward citizen of this country, you will be amazed if you manage to travel out across the borders then see for yourself how a country with loads of natural resources look

At this time and age you still play politics of hate instead of looking at a way to make your country great again
So you believe it is your Obi that will turn Nigeria to Dubai overnight?

If he has such Midas touch, why didn't he turn Onitsha in Anambra to Little London when he was the governor for 8 years.

Keep deceiving yourself and continue worshipping a fake messiah.
Romance › Re: My Mum Is Strongly Rejecting The Girl I Want To Marry by membranus: 6:34pm On Aug 21, 2023
theamazonguru:
Do I have to prove anything you?
For your info, I am yoruba myself, so there is no tribalistic point to be probed anywhere.

I stated it as it happened.

This is a faceless forum.

I have nothing to gain or loose by faking a story that never happened.
Okay. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Romance › Re: My Mum Is Strongly Rejecting The Girl I Want To Marry by membranus: 6:25pm On Aug 21, 2023
theamazonguru:
Not in all cases.
I have a family friend who are Yoruba.
Their daughter wanted to get married to a man she loved and really loved and respected her, but her mother said never, because the man is Ibo.

So eventually she got married to a Yoruba man, the parents were happy.
But guess what this lady was not, it turned out the man he got married to is a beast. Never respected her, never loved her.
She got sick to the point of death, yet she was the one slaving away, no rest even when the husband had no job, it was the sick wife that was working to pay bills and run the family, the said yoruba husband her parent desperately wanted her to marry was just a dead beat husband. Only good at preaching in church but at home never there to care for his sick wife nor give a helping hand.

She died eventually, even the night she died, she messed up on her self right in the car, the stupid husband was only concerned about his car, he kept complaining, oh I just washed this car oh.
Imagine.

May we not meet the wrong spouse.
Fake story just to prove a tribalistic point.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 6:36pm On Aug 20, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 6:32pm On Aug 20, 2023
For now Chelsea is an upcoming club. They will get better as the season progress.

3:1 to Westham.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 5:57pm On Aug 20, 2023
Caiceda coming in. More hope.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 5:55pm On Aug 20, 2023
The game is still young, Chelsea is winning this match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 5:00pm On Aug 20, 2023
Our boy Emeka has finally scored.

Nigeria amaka!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 4:47pm On Aug 20, 2023
pek:
Chelsea is currently 14th in the table. No improvement from last season.
The season has just started.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by membranus: 4:38pm On Aug 20, 2023
Benwallt:
Gooooooool Chelsea is back
Goal against Chelsea.

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