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Abba Yusuf, or what is your name,

So pe otilo. APC has opened your yansh.

You were not smart.

Kukutente23:
Yeah. I'm sure only APC's lawyers are smart enough to know the law and how to apply it while others are simply dummies.
Come to think of it. How come it's only APC that's usually the beneficiary of cancelled votes and over-voting and they are never caught on the wrong side of it. I'm yet to see any APC candidate especially gov who was booted out of office for rigging votes or ballot box stuffing like this case. APC even had someone who came fourth jump to first on account of valid votes not counted which were rejected by INEC.
It's either APC are so meticulous in their preparations or they've learned to game the system. I mean, consider the probability of finding 166k votes in an election of almost 2m votes in 14 days if you're not already sure of its existence. I mean how many hands you'll need to sort through ballot papers in that time frame between announcement of results and approaching the courts.
In any case, I still wonder if the votes cast does not exceed accredited votes, why you'll invalidate votes just because an adhoc staff did not sign. It smirks of mischief if you ask me and makes a joke of BVAS but what do I know about making laws.

With all your electoral and legal observations here, you are already a Lawyer.

Bravo, our newest Barrister in town.

Eriokanmi:
Most of them aren't true.

food
There's a woman whom a friend used to take me to eat at her place, around Greenwich library in the UK, where we would go and eat amala. We'd come all the way from thamesmead to eat there. I've also eaten poundo yam there with Malta Guinness to take it down. Likewise in Chicago, at Aurora area. There's a woman who sells gari, isu, elubo, ogbono, worowo and other soup ingredients. A friend had taken me there before to buy gari and soup ingredients. You'd never miss home if you know your way. At a place called nazareth, near texas prison, a friend had taken me to one igbo woman where we went to eat eba with ofe nsala.

Christmas
No country in Europe celebrates Christmas more than the UK. They'd decorate their streets with beautiful lights and all,more than what we see in Nigeria. Christmas is much more celebrated over there than here in Nigeria.

Church
You can still worship on a Sunday in any church of choice if you like. Only naija go japa finish and forget all these...and be working on Sundays cos of money. They hardly socialise...it's money,.money and money yet, they still don't get that money. You'd see an oyinbo who drives refuse truck and still be visiting Disneyland with his family in US. Our people can work all year round , ki lo deeeh

Fiendlines/friendship/social life
If you're the type who loves keeping friends, you can still be ok. But money they chase all about doesn't allow many to socialise. My friend in brooklyn had missed his bus stop many times cos he always slept off once he entered the train. Na work, work and work. How can he have time to socialise in all these or go to church? Na paki dey go mosque pass for UK. You hardly see our people to visit mosque and pray on a Friday. I was my neighbours Best friend back in the days in Buffalo, up state NY. It all depends on yourself. Our people hardly see thehr neighbours. Isę ni kura

Family support
This even increases as people know your level don change. Demands would keep I.ceeasing

You said it is a lie, but you are only corroborating what he wrote about a Nigerian life in UK, except maybe for the food matter.

I lives in Akure, Akeredolu is at best a low rated performer. Nothing spectacular about the state development in this his outgoing tenure:
>Akure,the capital city is dirty,
>no working traffic control system,
> no single overhead bridge, even though the capital city needs at least 3.
>the youths are suffering, no work. No major employment opportunities offered them since he came in,
>major road projects undertaken by him are yet to be finished after 3 to 4 years after,
>disruption in the major highway by placing huge dividers on the road,
>the state secretariat dilapidated,
>no economic advancement experienced by the civil servants under him,
>empowerment of his political cronies to loot the state, his wife and son being the chief looters.

Mimiko, another master looter, was a bit better than him in erecting legacy infrastructures.

And unfortunately, the state has no hope of a better governor after his term ends.

Appletek:
When he is impeached, carry am go your state make am Governor.

What's your own, why are you carrying Akeredolu's matter here on your head with vindictiveness?

Are you his agent here on Nairaland? You must be supping from Akeredolu's table with all the vendetta you are displaying on all quotes. Please take it easy, your oga is just another human with massive faults of his own. His and your time in Ondo State will soon become history.

johnjay4u2u:
Nothing to like about him.
Just media engagement just like Fayose.

From my review, he's not doing well at all.
Call any non political Ondo indigene to confirm this.
Note: my deduction is from several visits to the state and review from friends based in the state.

You are saying the truth. I lives in Akure, the man is at best a low rated performer. Nothing spectacular about the state development during his outgoing tenure:
>Akure,the capital city is dirty,
>no working traffic control system,
> no single overhead bridge, even though the capital city needs at least 3.
>the youths are suffering, no work. No major employment opportunities offered them since he came in,
>major road projects undertaken by him are yet to be finished after 3 to 4 years after,
>disruption in the major highway by placing huge dividers on the road,
>the state secretariat dilapidated,
>no economic advancement experienced by the civil servants under him,
>empowerment of his political cronies to loot the state, his wife and son being the chief looters.

Mimiko, another master looter, was a bit better than him in erecting legacy infrastructures.

And unfortunately, the state has no hope of a better governor after his term ends.

So on the bus today, someone brought out a real iPhone 14 pro max and was offering to sell it to my friend for 75k last.

He said his mother was in the hospital and they needed 75k for the surgery which was why he needed the exact amount.

Since he mentioned 75k, my friend started pricing it for 50k.

To buy was hungrying him.

I collected it and checked.

Everything is working fine. The screen of the phone had the seller's picture as Screen saver.

I told my friend that the phone could be stolen.

He said even though it is, he would flash it and change the casing or resell it immediately.

That is how my friend paid o.

Through transfer.

Despite my warning.

I was just holding the phone and looking at it in shock.

At a point I wished it was me that bought it.

But kai.

50k for iPhone 14?

No na.

No amount of desperation would make me sell for 50k.

We alighted from the bus and waved at the man who said he was rushing to the hospital to begin the process of the surgery with the money.

My friend and I sat down under a tree to look at the phone he had bought again.

While pressing the phone, it turned off.

The screen could not turn on again.

We felt it was battery so we decided to find a place to charge it.

Suddenly, the screen turned on again.

We started seeing the screen showing.

"Searching..."

The search icon stayed for like 2 minutes rotating like planet Earth.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Then it switched to...... ⁰

"Tracking... Tracking... Tracking..."

PI was the one holding the phone at that moment.

I quickly gave my friend his phone to hold first.

He didn't collect it again.

He said I should hold it.

I didn't understand anymore. So I shouted at him.

"Bros collect your phone na."

"Shey you dey hold am. Just dey hold am de go na. Make e track finish."

"Track who?"

"The thing e dey track?"

"Which thing? Oga hold your phone."

"Calm down na. We no know wetin e the track. Shey I dey here na. Hold am. Maybe e dey track network?"

"Hiaaann... Let it continue tracking network in your hand abeg. Hold your phone biko."

I shoved the phone in his pocket and continued began to walk home.

Suddenly from behind my friend shouted and ran past me.

I joined him to run.

While running I was asking him.

"Kelechi? Why are you running?"

Kelechi shouted back.

"The phone show location found."

"Which location?"

"I no know o. Maybe na our location."

I was still running right with Kelechi when I saw that he was running with the phone in his hand.

I turned back silently and started running left.

Left was a bush.

I didn't mind.

I kept following it and running for my life.

Only for me to turn back and see Kelechi following me behind with the phone still in his hand.
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Ezeego1:
Be dreaming of your imaginary war...don't go and make money and lift your family from abject poverty.

Be hoping there will be war so you will be able to own property

Are you afraid?

We are just cautioning you.

Cantonese:
So you acknowledged LASRRA?

A mumu who does not know that it is not always free.

Bewitched idiot. Our brothers pick pockets and yet much better than your own brothers who are touts, armed robbers and burglars.

A nonentity yet, your whole life is controlled by the same people.

An slowpoke that you are, who does not even realize that the phone in your hand is sold by them.

The building materials used to build that your one room is sold by them.
The plumbing materials, the same.
Boxers covering that your okro sized penis, sold by them.
The electricals/electronics you use, the same.
Cooking utensils to cook that your dirty food, the same.
Spare parts and vehicles to convey that your stinking sef, sold by them.
The drugs to save you from dying, sold by them.

Where have you found the guts to speak against people who absolutely dominate your life? Jealousy kee you there.

Certainly you must resemble an agama lizard.

Wrong narrative from top to bottom.

Let's start with the fact that most Igbo businesses across Nigeria are mostly retails, and not manufacturing.

Igbos are not the only ones selling phones; across Nigeria individual tribesmen are the ones selling the greater percentage of the product.

Same with building materials they are not the Dangote and BUA manufacturing it. Neither are they the foreign owned Niger Steels and Co's manufacturing the steel rods.

The other products you mentioned, like wears, electronics, spare parts and drugs, other tribes also sell them, and manufacture them more than the Igbos.

So stop chestbeating here, the five richest Nigerians, Igbos are not even among them.

07kjb:
We are still buying more space in Lagos,our aim is to buy half of Lagos and become the real Land lords

Then after that, when the WAR comes, we evict you from the lands and properties, after collecting huge monies from you. Translating to a massive waste of Igbo investments nationwide.

Learn from the last elections, how we Yorubas took charge of our political and economical affairs, shutting the Igbos completely out.

Therefore, stop buying our lands and properties, we will eventually collect them from you.

juman:
You dont need lot of money for burial.
Go and bury your dead.

With ten thousands naira, you will bury your dead father.

It seems everybody on Nairaland don dey craze. Bury person with 10k, how possible?

Mindlog:
I hear such regularly over the years, working in a psychiatric facility.....I enjoy engaging your type as it reminds me of some topics in Neuropsychiatry class back in the day.....I get paid per hour when I am with retards, so enjoy the pro bono.

Your known bigotry on NL always makes you look infantile, always throwing your toys out of the pram.

Bros, wetin happen, wetin im do you now. Small, small o.

MrsTwrite:
Awwn... Isn't she lovely?

Aawn!, isn't her husband lovely too.

Obyangel:
Igbo Amaka

Yoruba Amaka

Hausa Amaka

Binis Amaka

Ijaw Amaka

Nigeria Amaka

Finally a detribalised person on Nairaland.

Obyangel amaka!

adioolayi:
How far? Omo Ondo State....Oil no dey your State for Ondo State

Oil and gas and asphalt dey our Ondo State plenti. We have Chevron at our backyard pumping dem.

Though I am Yoruba, but I am not supporting Tinubu appointing too much Yoruba people to his government. It is getting to be too much.

Nigeria is a multi cultural and multi tribal nation, and his federal appointments should reflect that too.

SlawG:
Could you screen shot the app? Please.

Now allowing screenshot due to security issue.

Chelsea is gradually becoming a depressing team to watch. Much running around, less results.

dollyj1996:
Which app I fit use watch the match for free?

Futbol app on playstore.

Very super app to watch football, does not buffer or lag. Yet to fail me so far.

kelly72:
The Adelekes have half of their ancestry from Sam Iwuajoku's origin. He has absolutely no reason to harm his own blood or anybody, himself being someone involved in the business of safety. In the East, they don't see a difference between themselves and members of that family.

However, if truly there is a clandestine plot to harm an Adeleke, even a baby knows where it'll be coming from. First, to become governor of Osun State, he defeated some indigenous drug barons and their minions in 2018 and again in 2022. The first time they stole his mandate in their characteristic manner, and the second time the truth overwhelmed them.

These self-deluding overlords from Osun but claim to be from Lagos who think they are masters in politics are struggling to comprehend how they were disgraced in the two States both in 2018 and 2022. From their antecedents, they can do anything to anyone who legitimately disgraced them in the two States. So if there is an investigation in this incident, the investigators know who has more reason to commit the crime.

If I were one of these drug barons, I would probanly also be grateful to Northern Nigeria for rescuing us when all the stolen billions pumped into the 2023 presidential election failed to cut the ice in the South and even North Central where majority had decided to call it a day with political criminals.

The gale of angst, regret and resentment is sweeping across and it is mixed with increasing awareness. Very soon, a multitude of people in the core North will also reject pretentious lootocrats and like in parts of Southern Nigeria, they will collect your stolen money and vote against you in anger. At this time they will tell you they also know the people you are Whipping up sentiments against, and they are not as you state it.

Then you'll close your eyes and a stream from your eyes will flow down your cheeks.

Maybe all these your political predictions will happen in your lalalaland, and in a mystical utopia, but I am very sure, not in this present generation Nigeria.

So rest your expectations, Nigeria go better, but not by any cooperative revolution. Nigeria is too divided for that.

Bigkoko:
You're damn right nigga. I might not (yet) be a Musk, a Bezos, or a Gate, or even a Dangote but I'm certainly not Asiwaju who dealt in drugs abroad, nor have I forfeited hundreds of thousands of dollars to civil authorities in drug related stuff. See I'm happy because my business is humble and puts food on the table of tens of people working honestly to earn a wage!

Now, as for Kperogi Farooq, go read his latest stupid exposee. You will realized he's now coming to terms, that indeed Asiwaju used an Oluwole to secure admission. As a US based Prof, Kperogi knows first hands what it means when an institution can not stand behind you under oath.

Let me high light it here again.
Supporters of Asiwaju comes in three categories:
• Druggies sympathetic to fellow drug Baron.
• Stupid people who are oblivious of saner way of life because of years in a severely misruled entity. (The likes we see here on nairaland).
• Finally, those who are educated, knows the truth, but had to support Asiwaju because of benefits, such as Soyinka who got rice contract from Asiwaju, and people like chop chop FFK, jobless Reno Omokri etc.

I don't know for sure which category you fall under....

Keep up your self delusion, and your legerdermain, or sleight of hands in twisting the reality of Nigeria political situation. I am sure your fans are hailing you here.

But whatever your belief or your mischief, the truth still stands out. Which is, that, despite whatever might be his moral inadequacies, Tinubu candidly won the last presidential election. And there is nothing you can do about this.

Bigkoko:
Since I left the shores of Nigeria, one of my saving Grace was I destroyed my Nigerian foisted religious sentiments. I see things the way it should, and this has helped me build a a gigantic homegrown Super Company that stretches from Africa to Europe. A lot of whites are surprised because they thought the business is owned by a white, alas, it's owned part & parcel by a black.

Why this digression?
Religion and tribalism is destroying Nigeria. That is the honest truth. And I find it really disgusting that these tribal and religious bigots can not all unite and have a country of their own!

Farooq Kperogi as a US based Prof is a disgrace! The US he claims to be a citizen is currently searching for clues to indict their president, who obviously has no drug past, no criminal past nor something worthy of an indictment. Why? Because State institutions work! Every leader or person in position of authority is held to the highest quality, and stuffs done years ago is deemed reason enough to send the person packing. Here, this Prof Farooq Kperogi down plays the drug criminal records of Asiwaju! Tufiakwaaaa this kind of people! Instead my religion would make me choose a deadbeat, old grandpa who at best should be at the homes for the elderly who sadly had a drug past, I would rather toss that religion away!

Trump, he mentioned. Wonders shall never end! Same Farooq Kperogi was all over with his stupid write up of all Trump should turn over all his tax records both those mandatory and those voluntary. But it got to that of his Fellow Muslim; Tinubu, he has gone mute. If hypocrisy is a person, from a country, I tell you it's gonna be a Nigerian with a religious and tribal mindset like Farooq Kperogi!


Is Farooq Kperogi aware that CSU has alerted honorable judge Gilbert that they can not authentic the certificate paraded by Asiwaju? Who goes a school, paid his fees, pass the courses and graduate, yet the school refused officially to authenticate the result purportedly issued by same school!

To be a supporter of Asiwaju, you be high of tribalism, religious patronage, Agberoism and perhaps something more bodily dangerous; drugs!

Never underestimate the threat pose by religious and tribal bigots, and possibly substance abusers. It's worse than economic recession. I prefer an economic social recession than a country peopled by crooks high of religious and tribal affiliations! It become More dangerous when these agents of disunity are frustrated, Western based religious and tribal bigots who can not practice their religious and tribal mindset without going foul of the laws in the West. This is why people like Farooq Kperogi would support a broad daylight election heist done by a few privileged crooks!

Fear who comes in the name of religion & tribalism! Una good evening!

You gather lies together and started to pontificate on them to satisfy your tribal bias and egoistic sentiments.

With one hand you threw away Kperogi's unbiased analysis of what went wrong in the PEPT judgement, and where Obi and Atiku got it wrong in their petitions. Instead you were disbursing untruth on a candidate's already authenticated certificate as though that is the only thing that will make your own candidate win.

You called everybody tribal bigot, when your own bigotry and hatred of other tribes and religions were crying out for restraint in your piece.

As common with your people, you were chestbeating by egoistically claiming that you have built an international company which even the white men are envious of, when you are not a Musk, a Bezos, or a Gate, or even a Dangote. If you have done that will you have the time to be writing this nonsense on Nairaland?

Oga, please take your morbid anger elsewhere. Whatever your opinions, the truth on the last election as Kperogi stated it still stands.

SKYHIGHfx:
Time to deactivate my account, this platform has lost the glory

It has become horrible platform for throwing tribal, religious, political, misogynistic and misanthropic insults by the ignorant, uninformed, unintelligent and the rabble rousing sets.

It is gradually festering deep ethnic hatred in the country which might burst out in grave ethnic war in the country in the future.

This platform needs serious monitoring by the founder and his moderators, and by the government at large, to rein in its destabilising influence.

dre11:
*Protagonists to float hybrid party

*Two ex-govs, three others meet in Saudi Arabia, Ilorin to perfect strategies




VANGUARD



Senators Plot Akpabio’s Impeachment In Saudi Arabia




LEARDERSHIP

DOA.

Think9ja:
He looted billions like how this one is coming to do. And just like the case of Emefele that his dumb yeasterners are wailing witch-hunt, the next aboki president will come and handle this Cardoso man and you and your fellow ronu people will also cry witch hunt and the cycle continues.

Nothing good can come out of this dungeon until Nigeria is properly restructured and remodeled

Until then, let's keep fooling ourselves and pretending that we have a country

If you are this pessimistic about Nigeria, and never happy about anything concerning the country, then what are you still doing there? Please take a gander and gerrout of it.

Opanka44:
I was a victim of this when I became an orphan at age 7. Am in in my late twenties now and I still feel the negative impact on me. I am now vindictive, I see everybody as wicked. I trust nobody. The treatment I got from been a hiuseboy to my anty was quite tormenting

My wife was doing the same thing to her nephew living with us, but I stopped it over time. But she did insults me for doing so, but I never care until she stopped it.

TotoGame:
I already knew the culprit will be a yoruba man...those lazy lads wanna make quick money without Stress....cursed region!

What then do you call the people of a region who killed a DPO, cut off his head and carry it away, and the culprit is still being hidden among them? A demonic region?

Angelfrost:
Soyinka Detribalised??!... Lol!

I love and respect that great man, but please y'all should quit making gods out of mere mortals.

But you have been making a god out of saint Peter Obi, and you saw nothing wrong in that.

maticar:
How can a whole tribe support a drug baron to become president despite claiming sophisticated people because of bigotry?

So you are admitting by this that you are one of those who believed that Buhari is a cloned Jubril El Sudan?

What a delusion!

Mombebe:
I hear say e cheap for Abeokuta and Ogun..I hear say everyone there is into skull minning.

Wrong information. There is no such thing being sold there.

Otokoto is nearer to you, and very popular for selling any money ritual material. Visit there for your supplies. But beware of police, if they catch you, na death or life imprisonment.

Mombebe:
FBI will do that not me,they have promised that they will release up to 2500 documents of only one man,haba!
There are people who know him not only as a drug dealer but also as a forger, election rigger and more outside Nigeria.

Then Tinubu must be a great man, for FBI to have 2500 documents exonerating him from fake drug charges.

Don't you think that he must also have been a very clean man for him to be coming and going to America all this while with no one touching him?

You should therefore be ashamed of yourself for talking evil of this great man, who is also the president of your country.

Klass99:
This sounds like my dad and almost every Nigerian man I know. Sadly you may marry, have kids and still make the same mistake your father and mine did.

Because you men don't ever listen to your wives when they try to caution or shield you from the pack of wolves you call your relatives. You wrongly assume your wives are selfish or hateful and they don't want you to help your families. That's usually not the case.

Women can see how your blood relatives are often entitled, lazy, covetous or envious and they want to take advantage of you. However majority of you are unable to see what your relatives are really like and you carry blood is thicker than water on your heads like gala. Until blood shows you shege then your wife's words of caution start to make sense.

I smile and shake my head when ignorant men say things like a wife is not your blood or relative. Your own blood relatives will wound you quicker and faster than the wife who is not related to you. Most of us grew up seeing this happen in our parents' homes but we become adults and think it can't happen to us, after all blood is thicker than water na.

Oh....and genuine condolences for the loss of your father, that must have been really rough. I spoke with mine today and I can't wait to go see him. None of us is promised tomorrow.

But when the man is investing in his wife's family, giving them free access to his home, but denying his own blood relations, he is doing the right thing ba?