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Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Drug Buy-bust Operation In The Philippines by membranus: 12:37am On Sep 15, 2023
Mombebe:
Tinubu is a drug dealer now...
Provide pictures where police arrested Tinubu for drug dealing, then we go believe you.

If not, shut up.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Drug Buy-bust Operation In The Philippines by membranus: 12:34am On Sep 15, 2023
Mombebe:
How much do you sell human skull ring now?
Skull miners...🤣🤣🤣
You wan buy skull ring?

Visit Otokoto.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US President Joe Biden's Son, Hunter, Indicted On Federal Firearms Charges by membranus: 12:20am On Sep 15, 2023
Nairas2dollars:
He is the black sheep of the family, I met him in Newark new jersey last year.
You met him doing something illegal?

If not, why are you calling him a black sheep?
Politics › Re: We Buy Oil From Nigeria Refined It And Sell It Back To Them-a Singaporean Lady by membranus: 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2023
Programmer47:
This is how am average batidiot thinks. No sense, no direction, just how to drag Obi and throw insults.

Blaming a country's citizens for importation?
Like, which brain una get?
4 refineries and no one is working and you correlated with Individuals importing?
Most of you need real help, not just with finance but with your mentality.
At this point, you can't think rationally again. The next thing is to insult me and throw tribal slurs as usual. Very senseless mob of individuals
When you are throwing the same insults and tribal slurs at the opposing camp, and you are expecting to be exempted from the same bullets, that's surely a delusional mindset.

Oga, you will get what you served, with no reservation from any.

But meanwhile it is too early to judge your sworn political enemy, BAT, of non performance just after only 3 months. Come back after 2 years, then your appraisal will be meaningful.

And I doubt if your Obi can do better than what BAT has done so far.
Politics › Re: Lagos Metro Official Addresses Passengers In Yoruba Language (Video) by membranus: 11:26am On Sep 13, 2023
franchasofficia:
God forbid BAT thing!

There is an adage in my culture that says "a good name is better than riches".


I am fully Obidient, and Peter Obi remains my President, the best politician Nigeria ever produced, the President Nigeria desperately needs at this time, if you disagree, then continue celebrating a criminal that used ill gotten wealth to capture a whole state from 1999 to date and used same stolen Lagos treasury to buy every buyable person in Nigeria to become President, if that's your mentor so be it, you have a right to support a criminal, but as for me, a criminal will never be my mentor, and I forbid supporting known criminals and treasury looters even if they are my own blood brothers!



I cherish character and integrity over any other quality of a leader, Bola Tinubu lack character and integrity because he is a known treasury looter, a forger, an identity theft specialist. He maybe a philanthropist or a giver or someone that helps people, but his being a criminal and a treasury looter invalidates every other good qualities he has before me, so no need quoting me again, you can continue to celebrate and support him cos of tribe and religion, it is your right bro
Please don't stop me quoting you.

I love quoting any relentless, forsworn crusader of Peter Obi sainthood (the only political saint Nigeria has ever produced - a purely white angel). And especially one who hates us, the so called BATists.

I love to sip from their deep fonts of their political resentment of the opposition views, and to tap at the roots of their unswerving loyalty to their man, despite all the evidence negating his sainthood.

Please don't stop me.
Celebrities › Re: Lifeless Body Of Mohbad As He's Rushed To The Hospital - Photos by membranus: 11:03am On Sep 13, 2023
BloomingDale:
Na wa o. You die?
huh Yes. Na im ghost dey write you.
Politics › Re: Lagos Metro Official Addresses Passengers In Yoruba Language (Video) by membranus: 10:51am On Sep 13, 2023
franchasofficia:
Gabonese President, Cameroonian Grandpa President, late Robert Mugabe, even Idi Amin of Uganada were all celebrated by some western countries when they were ruling their countries.



The western powers don't care if a mad man rules African countries, so long as the mad man is helping them to do their bidding and also not blocking their interest in Africa, they will definitely hail that mad leader, so Bola Tinubu is not an exception.



For your info, western powers hate to see competent people rule African countries, reason they always side with the worst humans to become Presidents in Africa, please wake up and smell the coffee shocked
Maybe it is terrible as you said for those unfortunate African rulers, but with Asiwaju Tinubu, the smell of the coffee is sweet and tantalising like Nescafe. Just enjoy the taste for the next 8 years, and you will never regret tasting it.
Politics › Re: Shettima To Attend G77+ China Leaders' Summit In Cuba by membranus: 10:41am On Sep 13, 2023
bayelsaowei:
abi nightmare team?
.

Nightmare team keh! huh

Una no go kill person for Nairaland with laughter.
Politics › Re: Lagos Metro Official Addresses Passengers In Yoruba Language (Video) by membranus: 10:29am On Sep 13, 2023
Hotfreezing:
Is that how they play it in 4 languages in Abuja, Aba, Kano or Enugu?

Nothing for una for Lagos again. If you don't like it, gerrout.
Lagos will not pander to economic refugees running from the consequences of their stupidity. No be me dey lock una mama under the bed every Monday.
Unfortunately I am a classically proud Yoruba man. So you've got the wrong person.

Meanwhile I am just saying the practical truth. Lagos is a metropolitan city, and the metro line is servicing a lot of people across numerous tribal divides. Therefore the instruction should be taped for their own understanding too.
Politics › Re: Lagos Metro Official Addresses Passengers In Yoruba Language (Video) by membranus: 10:17am On Sep 13, 2023
franchasofficia:
No other legacy that is greater than having integrity.


Stealing money and sharing to people to get people's approval is nothing but foolishness, self deceit and criminality.


Bola Tinubu is a world known criminal and no amount of supposedly good works he does will change the fact that he is a criminal and a forger.


That he rigged himself in a President of Nigeria does not change the truth that he is a known treasury looter who captured Lagos from 1999 to date using ill gotten wealth.


He is not the first corrupt, criminal President in the world, the world is filled with lots of corrupt, criminal Presidents, so Tinubu is not the first neither will he be the last.



But let it be known that Tinubu is a globally recognized criminal and forger!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RUP1HmsYhk?si=JdglQOREegaxKCvf
Yet, despite your intense hatred of him, this your "globally recognised, criminal and forger" president is being commended, celebrated, acclaimed, applauded and feted across the whole world by great men.

What an irony.

This life is surely not balanced.
Politics › Re: Lagos Metro Official Addresses Passengers In Yoruba Language (Video) by membranus: 10:08am On Sep 13, 2023
This is very crude. They should rather tape the instructions in the four major languages in Nigeria, and play it over and over again on the station radio communication gadgets.
Politics › Re: Pull In Obi For Questioning, Heavens Will Not Fall – Lauretta Onochie Tells DSS by membranus: 10:03am On Sep 13, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
u certainly have not been following

There's hunger in Yoruba land
In case you don't know, We the People were only collecting our own shares of the FG palliatives enroute before the polithiefcians steal them all.
Politics › Re: The Diversity Of Nigeria Is Worth Celebrating. An Encounter With A Taraban by membranus: 9:44am On Sep 13, 2023
b3llo:
Am a Waja wth mix of Bolewa
Itumo?
Politics › Re: Pull In Obi For Questioning, Heavens Will Not Fall – Lauretta Onochie Tells DSS by membranus: 11:35pm On Sep 12, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
how many bags of rice did you steal in ibadan today?... grin cheesy
There is no bag of rice lost in Ibadan today.

Or did anyone bring report of any lost rice to your station today oga DPO?
Politics › Re: I Don’t Need Title To Serve In Tinubu’s Administration — Fashola by membranus: 11:21pm On Sep 12, 2023
Beenibroz:
Igbos are so annoying.
They never see anything good from any other tribe if it is not from their region. They are really a caused people. As I type one is sitting beside me talking all sort of rubbish I can't even comprehend. Most of them can't read and right but just believe in some rubbish video post their fellow brainless brother or sister just post on Facebook without confirming if it's true or not
The people that completely believed that Buhari is one Jubril El Sudan can believe anything. Just don't mind them.
Politics › Re: I Don’t Need Title To Serve In Tinubu’s Administration — Fashola by membranus: 11:13pm On Sep 12, 2023
bitingcool:
Fasho.la is the only man that made Tinubu afraid when Tinubu discovered how Fasho.la looted while he was a governor. That was what made Tinubu clip Ambode's wings so much. A bigger thief in waiting, serving an established thief needs no political title. He is siphoning from the source!!!
Provide evidence for Fashola's corruption, or be ready to face us in court grin cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Find Love In The UK, ONE Secret Strategy by membranus: 11:05pm On Sep 12, 2023
Badguy77:
The mod wey ban me.. Weldone o my God will fight my battle
Eeyah sorry. We will sue him grin cheesy
Education › Re: First Class Graduate by membranus: 3:58pm On Sep 12, 2023
IgOga:
Congratulations. Apply for scholarships in Canada, UK, US and Australia. Explore job opportunities in Nigeria.......don't wait till you do your NYSC to start masters degree application abroad.

Welldone!
Best advice.

Graduate schools in Europe will be rushing you like indomie, and with scholarships if you try this.
Sports › Re: Ebosetale Okhueleigbe Wins International Golf Tournament In Tanzania by membranus: 3:47pm On Sep 12, 2023
KingLennon:
A true slay queen not these tokunbo ones on nairaland. Someone should tell her am free o, if she needs company for the 1 week stay at Sea cliff hotel sad
You are not her spec.

Go and look for girl to marry in your village.
Family › Re: See Why My Mother Cursed Me by membranus: 3:42pm On Sep 12, 2023
TenQ:
He is not a boy.
A real man should build his own house : do you disagree?
How many "real men" have the means to build a house?

If it is possible, then there won't be any tenant anywhere in the world.

However, I believe you are saying all these with tongues in your cheeks.
Family › Re: See Why My Mother Cursed Me by membranus: 2:53pm On Sep 12, 2023
TenQ:
Why have you behaved so immaturely?

1. Your mother owns the house since your father is dead.
2. Since your father hasn't willed the house and property to you, go build your own fortune
3. Your mum has the right to remarry anyone she chooses and bring the man into her house and set her up in her own house.
4. You could however speak to your mum in a Civil and respectful manner while requesting for the document of the house or for the document to be given in trust to your siblings
a. This is also for her protection in case the new husband decides to sell the property behind her back
b. She would guarantee that her own biological children will inherit her properties if things go south.

But let your mama breathe o!
The house belongs to her 100% as your father is dead!
Unless your mum gives you the house, it isn't yours!

Your mum deserves the right to be happy and to remarry if she chooses
So when the guy is sent out of his own father's house by his lustful mother and her scamming gold digging gigolo, where would the guy be sleeping after? Under bridge?

If it is you, would you accept this unreasonable advice you are dissing out to him?
Education › Re: Kebbi School Has No New Mattresses Despite Receiving ₦5.6M by membranus: 2:42pm On Sep 12, 2023
GEEBITE:
Is that what your brain can process from that statement. What about after school coaching, solving past questions that are recycled like every 5-10 years then which I brought and the school reprinted and also tappiing from my experience and exposure . The school lacked quaiified and well trained teachers then. The VP was an NCE holder in Arabic. Apart from the Principal only us the 4 NYSC posted there were university graduates in the school.

By the way EFCC has no overisght on exam malpractices. You can direct your petition to ICPC
If true, then you've done very good deeds. Keep it up.
Education › Re: Kebbi School Has No New Mattresses Despite Receiving ₦5.6M by membranus: 10:23am On Sep 12, 2023
GEEBITE:
Kanta Unity College Argungu where I served for approximately 6 months in 99/00. I gave some teachers and crazy students some torrid time. Although I was quite helpful to the students during the WAEC. I was in touch with the Principal for some few years afterwards. It was a well funded school with exchange students from all the 19 Northern States.
You were "quite helpful to the students during the WAEC" by aiding and abetting examination malpractice, thereby undermining the integrity of the issued certificates?

EFCC is looking for you.
Health › Re: Doctor Noah Kekere Arrested For Organ Harvesting ‘Runs Mad’ In Cell by membranus: 4:39pm On Sep 10, 2023
Ogunleti01:
the secret must not spill
U gerrit.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Sexual Sin Devil's Most Powerful Weapon? by membranus: 2:25pm On Sep 10, 2023
samefiok:
Bro,no matter how holy one is, when the flesh says it wants something,it takes the grace of God & determination to say no, as a youth I'm finding it peaceful in my path of solitude & Abstinence but I no go lie there are days where my head go dey bang like mad,my body go just dey Hot anyhow until I masturbate before the heat for my body go calm down,Omo this flesh is an obstacle to our Goals
It is the evil spirit behind masturbation controlling you. It is inside you, continue commanding it at night to go out from your body in Jesus Name, and it will go out sooner than you think, and you will be free. At the same time, shun pornography, or it will come back.
Politics › Re: Group Raises Alarm Over Billion Naira House Linked To Uzodinma’s Aide, Nwaneri by membranus: 1:16pm On Sep 10, 2023
Kingozymandias:
Hmmmm, I was telling a kafir colleague of mine recently and he was arguing . 9 out of 10 Kafirs will still once given the chance.

My company recently handled a project in Nairobi I can tell you for a fact that the price of a rail project twice the length of far batter standard than the Lagos railway cost almost thalf of what Kafirs quoted for that Lagos rail project .

Now look at those one!!

Kafirs .... 🤑
It seems that you have recently come across the word "kafir", and it is thrilling you. Now you are fanning it over every thread.

Hope you even know the meaning?
Properties › Re: Ogun Govt Orders Demolition Of 5-storey DATKEM Plaza Owned By Funke Daniel by membranus: 1:04pm On Sep 10, 2023
leroi01:
It's not a quarrel my friend.

The timing of the notice itself is illegal & astay of execution can be obtained (even as a handwritten note) from a judge on Saturday)

Don't be quick to attack people over something you have no expertise in.

As I said, the owner is rich and influential, he ought to have great lawyers on retainer, but...what do I know? Right?
If you don't know anything, at least you know the truth about yourself, that you are just bent on your mission to castigate the owner of the building, whatever injustice has been meted out to him.

You know very well that there is no way you can get a Stay of Execution order from a Judge in Nigeria, for a building demolition exercise between Friday and Sunday (a weekend), by a vindictive governor who was determined to get his pound of flesh from his political enemy.

So Bra, you are just being mischievous.
Politics › Re: G-20 Day 2: Pictures Of President Tinubu In India by membranus: 12:31pm On Sep 10, 2023
Alchemy528:
See his head
Aaww, you are falling in love with Tinubu.
Celebrities › Re: Asake sells out 19,000-Seater Barclays Centre in US by membranus: 9:21am On Sep 09, 2023
Papayaayasager:
Nice one Asake...but Burna Boy is the king of sell out shows,
He has this electrifying stage performance no dull moments,
And I kind of like the way Nigerian Afrobeats singers are carrying Black sheriff alone,

Last time he performed at the 16th headies Award in the US, that is really commendable.
The sell out shows that his American music producers and promoters are yanking out the greater percentage of his revenues for themselves. Burna boy is getting the fame, but they ( PDiddy &co) are getting the money.
Celebrities › Re: Asake sells out 19,000-Seater Barclays Centre in US by membranus: 9:16am On Sep 09, 2023
simfrost90210:
What are you even saying?🧐🙄🤔
The thing sef baffled me.
Properties › Re: My Landlord And His Dad Just Beat Up My Co-tenant by membranus: 9:10am On Sep 09, 2023
Levels1:
I'm glad is either Ogun state/Lagos State.


I will give you Lagos State PPRO contact number, kindly explain everything to him and tell him you have the video evidence respectively.

But if you end up knowing is within Ogun state, I will be willing to assist you by taking you straight to Ogun state ppro office directly to report the case.


The landlord will be charged to court and he can equally beg you for settlement with cash.

Kindly dm me for the number
Thanks a lot for providing a workable assistance to the guy.
Properties › Re: My Landlord And His Dad Just Beat Up My Co-tenant by membranus: 9:09am On Sep 09, 2023
Kobojunkie:
WOW... please know when to stop talking abeg! undecided
Unfortunately, it is the truth. There are no patrol cars for police to be running helter skelter in Nigeria.

You need police, go to police station, pay to fuel their cars and other logistics, then they will follow you.

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