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PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Plan To Take Charge Of My Farm, When I Finish My Tenure In 2023 by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:10am On Dec 18, 2021
Rubbish
PoliticsRe: Buhari Snubs Calls To Visit North, Jets Out To Turkey With Wife, Seven Ministers by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:10am On Dec 18, 2021
Even if the president visit the affected community what positive effect those it's have to them
CrimeRe: Police Injure Female LASTMA Officer For Interrupting Their One-Way Driving by Memyselfu2009(m): 8:55pm On Dec 04, 2021
I have had a fair share experience from both of you guys and you are all the same.
PoliticsRe: We Didn’t Call For Boycott Of Anambra Election – IPOB Clarifies Statement by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:05pm On Oct 28, 2021
winterlover:
See how much energy this IPOB people are putting into their lost course. Why not use it to educate and empower your people. Biafla will never happen. Not even in the next 500 years.
Ah
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Went Back To Her Abusive Ex Boyfriend by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:06pm On Oct 25, 2021
22o62021:
We bonded so well together, she is an NYSC member. She told me that she has a boyfriend but she has called off their relationship because the guy has beaten her twice. The first time , the guy did it in front of his mother to the extent that she lost a tooth. And spent days in the hospital

The second time the guy slapped her because she told him that he comes home late.
She said the guy is a serial cheat, she has caught him on different occasions.

They dated for 6 years. But the guy will not accept the break up. Their families knows each other.

I have her the love she deserved, pampered her so well. I told her that I know she will go back to the guy one day, she said nooo I can’t do that.

One week after I said that to her. The guy was calling and pleading. She stopped picking my calls. I stopped calling her.

I sent her a text to know what is going on. She said it’s not what I think.

I said fine. I deleted her numbers and move on.

This is to say that most girls are confused.
I think they prefer abusive men but on the internet They rebuke them.
If you have moved on you no suppose they tell us for her or Abi the matter still.they pain you
CareerRe: Should I Chase The Money Or Focus On School by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:01pm On Oct 25, 2021
Let me give you reset slap.

You can do both no matter how time consuming.

Do not leave one for one that's is why you are man.

Both are very useful to you and you can't leave one for one
FamilyRe: Her Family Says I Can't Marry Her Because I'm An SSCE Holder by Memyselfu2009(m): 9:52pm On Oct 19, 2021
My brother going to the university doesn't means you would be successful alot of graduate looking for jobs. Hand work pay pass right now. Self employment is the best especially when you are good in what you are doing.
They should look for a graduate that earns 80k to 100k

Give them 2yrs check on your ex gf and ask her how market..

Like say e easy
PoliticsRe: "Police Lock Up Innocent People At Orile Iganmu Police Station" (Pictures) by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:10am On Aug 05, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
How do you know they are innocent?

According to "activists" everybody in police jails and prisons are innocent.

Even that guy that robbed someone car and got arrested is also claiming innocent.

Trust criminals at your own risk
GUYS I WAS ONCE A VICTIM AM NOT SAYING EVERY POLICE MAN ARE BAD OR EVERY PERSON IN THE POLICE STATION ARE INNOCENT BUT THE FACE IS THIS THE POLICE SYSTEM NEED TO BE REFORMED 1. THERE SALARY IS POOR 2. THERE WELFARE IS POOR 3. THE POLICE STATION IS ALSO NOT PROPERLY MANAGED. NIGERIA NIGERIA NIGERIA
EducationRe: My 1st Semester Result by Memyselfu2009(m): 9:40am On Aug 02, 2021
THELATTERMAN:
Hello,
I entered the university 2020, but it no news that there was a stop in the academic session due to the pandemic.
To cut the story short, my first semester result came out on Friday, and my G.P is 3.88.

Is 4.5 or above still achievable?
EVERYBODY KNOW BOOK FOR 100 LEVEL WHEN YOU ENTER 200 LEVEL THINGS GO CHANGE THAT WHEN YOU NEED TO THEY FOCUS LIKE SAY TOMORROW NO DEY
RomanceRe: My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rock, Pls Advice , by Memyselfu2009(m): 5:47am On Jul 18, 2021
Lol chat me up I would tell you what to do
TravelRe: Heavy Flooding In Marina Lagos Drowns Cars (Picture) by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:45pm On Jul 16, 2021
That's senator that's was posting US FLOOD IN IS STATUS SHOULD LAGOS POST NIGERIA FLOOD..
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana: 346 Cows, 72 Goats, 20 Rams For Mother's Burial by Memyselfu2009(m): 3:21pm On Jul 16, 2021
With all this cow he would.become an Igbo herdmens
TravelRe: The $70 Million Oshodi Bus Interchange (pics, Video) by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:11pm On Jul 12, 2021
70million dollar hmmmm
RomanceRe: Am I Not In A Toxic Relationship Like This? by Memyselfu2009(m): 6:53am On Jul 10, 2021
Leave
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:59pm On Jul 07, 2021
I was once like you.

Just go out and mingle
CrimeRe: Man in Mufti Oppresses Danfo Driver With AK-47 In Lagos (Video) by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:57pm On Jul 07, 2021
Your phone no fit make better video you just make eyes they pain me
RomanceRe: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Memyselfu2009(m): 4:55pm On Jul 07, 2021
Congratulations daddy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm 27 Years Old And I Have No Job And I'm Living With My Mom, Have I Failed? by Memyselfu2009(m): 3:28pm On Jul 01, 2021
You have not failed the system have failed us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Invitation For A Job I Never Applied by Memyselfu2009(m): 3:48pm On Jun 27, 2021
Scam
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need Your Advice by Memyselfu2009(m): 3:48pm On Jun 27, 2021
I wish you read my comment.


Guess what you can combine both. You can't depend on one income in Nigeria.

Even our Nigerian musicians Davido and the rest does not depend on Music alone they invest there money.

So brother you have to learn how to combine both.

After you learn graphic design what next ?
BusinessRe: Mobil Filling Station, ₦10,000 & POS Wahala: How Can I Resolve This Issue? by Memyselfu2009(m): 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2021
Your bank is a foolish bank. Go bank there all this new generation banks
PoliticsRe: Guardian Editorial: The Ban On Okada In Lagos State by Memyselfu2009(m): 2:16pm On Jun 15, 2021
That is why we can never grow... if only i could be given the okada situation in lagos let me show them how it is done.



datola:
Okada should be permanently banned and those that patronize them should be arrested and charged to court.

They carry their bikes all the way from Northern states that have outlawed okada and dumped them in Lagos asking government to provide them jobs as condition to drop their killing bikes. I leant most of them are even not Nigerians hiding weapons under their okada seats.

You all shouting Fulani this Fulani that! Can't you people think that these are the people causing/positioned to cause mayhems in the South.

How many southerners you see riding the okadashuh

It's now beyond Yoruba ronu. It's now South think!
PoliticsRe: Is All Really Well Between Buhari And Tinubu? - Daily Trust by Memyselfu2009(m): 5:53pm On Jun 13, 2021
Who cares
Christianity EtcRe: Sunday Morning Sex As Couple Before Going To Church. Is It A Sin? by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:15am On May 30, 2021
Married couples No
Not Married couples Yes
RomanceRe: She Is Choking Me With Love, Advice Needed by Memyselfu2009(m): 12:43pm On May 27, 2021
You done enter

Lol

OMOJOHN001:
Our relationship is just three months old, she she has used my pics as her DP both on WhatsApp and FB for the past two months now, Its irritating and I don't even feel any vibe from that shit.

She can't go a week without posting my pics on her status and now too many people already knows that I am dating the babe.

How do I even stop her without making her feel silly. She is loving me too much, Like the love is choking me for real.

why posting all the time with captions like..Forever is the deal. for better for worse, Ayomi I will not leave you even at the point of death.

I am scared I may even break her heart sooner,
please advice me how do I stop her from putting much hope on me. To her she has found her husby but Me I am not even ready for that marriage shit in the next three years.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Feels Guilty After Sex. Will Her Shame Go Away? by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:24pm On May 13, 2021
You better marry am
FamilyRe: Family Problems About Remarrying by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:23pm On May 13, 2021
Well if you don't like her tell her to leave simple if you like her you would not be her complaining
HealthRe: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Memyselfu2009(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021
You would shit it out
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Federal Government Job And IPPIS Issue by Memyselfu2009(m): 10:21pm On Apr 28, 2021
Kman90:
Good day all. I have an issue that is bothering me. I recently got a federal Govt job. Although we've started work, but nothing too serious as the training will be coming up later. However, I am also a developer and I have been working remotely for a company (A private company).

I intend to resign from my remote work when the training starts or when I enroll for IPPIS (anyone that comes first) as it will be rigorous for me and I don't want to be collecting double Salary.
The issue is we've not even done IPPIS capturing since resumption, so no salary for now, although I learnt everything will be paid at once.

My question is: is this allowed?
Does IPPIS checks renumeration retrospectively?
Like, what has happened before enrollment, since I do not tend to continue after enrollment.
Thanks for your input.
if you can do both DO NOT RESIGN COS THIS COUNTRY WOULD ONLY GET WORST
HealthRe: She Finally Carry Me Go HIV Test - The Result by Memyselfu2009(m): 7:29pm On Apr 28, 2021
FishLaps:
So we started with Do and Pay ..... Like Runs Girls stuff ....

The First day we dey .... i told her that i will love to marry her because she is the type of Girl i want ....

100% Vibes giver ...... she laughed and tell me "abi na scope i dey use nack babes ...."

After 3 Years of nacks and dating .... we love ourselves and pray that God go give us child huh

Hmmm them On April 10th 2021 - She announced that she dey pregnant ...

On April 16th I Carry her go hospital for proper checkup ...... Them confirm say she dey pregnant ....

On April 27th I carry her go register antenatal ..... na there they shock me ....

I Dey fear Go for HIV Test for like 9 Years now !!!

.... This doctor come list all the test we go conduct .... HIV Test na number 3 ...... na so i start getting goose pimples oooo

... Fear catch me ..... like ...... i started having small headache ....

This doctor keep asking me huh Hope you are okay with the TEST...... .... "IF I NACK THIS MAN 2by2 now ... them go say am wicked"

After 19MINS .... Results don come out ..... We are all HIV NEGATIVE ....

On Sunday , am going for Thanksgiving - make i face my Family ... NO OUTSIDE DEALS !!!

This one na True definition of SECOND CHANCE !!!

I Know the kind of life weah i live ... so this is just a miracle !!!

lalasticlala
No.be guarantee after 3 month go do the test again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: U-Connect Bank Teller Walk In Interview Invite by Memyselfu2009(m): 1:38pm On Apr 18, 2021
Yemmysworld91:
I got an invite for the role of a bank teller interview with UConnect. Please I need advice oh. How legit is the company? Should I go or not?. How much is their pay? And which banks do they enroll for?
You better go salary how be 75 - 80k
SportsRe: This Is For Nigeria – Apollo Crews As He Wins WWE Intercontinental Champion by Memyselfu2009(m): 3:03pm On Apr 13, 2021
Rubbish

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