₦airaland Forum

somadinho10:
Turkey?..... Since its a Muslim country make I comot for here

Hahahahahahahahaha

Google is still your friend.

Turkey was once a Christian city... Constantinople (capital of Byzantine Empire)

Abeg make una no vex, is Rotimi an Igbo, Ikwerre or Yoruba name?
One Rotimi was a governor in Rivers state, now another is in Ondo state, abi the two states dey the same zone?

I see sleep paralysis as a failed OBE.

I have been there, it feels numb, and like trying to pull a metal from a strong magnetic.

It is Very scary if it's your first time.

KingEbukaNaija:
Same thing with the Towel of Babel , men hankered godhood and tried to access a portal to heaven .

A portal is the only logical explanation . Because through portals , you can access dimensions , different planes , different locations in the universe ... and outside the universe .

Sorry, is this your argument in support of faith based religion or logic based science?

You are sounding like a Star Trek evangelist.

In the history of man, kingdoms did go to war on the instructions/command of their Gods and in war all is fair; but killing the defenseless non combatants is a war crime and history is replete with such acts.

It's only the bible God, Yahweh, that has all the attributes unto himself unlike other religion that has different Gods for different purposes.

...can the same fountain bring forth both sweet, salty, and bitter water?

What's the name of the God Jesus talked about?
The one that is Love itself.

Now that we are talking about this, I have been disturbed by the level of campaign in favor of the rights, education, training of the "female child" and wonder what happens to the "male child"?

Are our mothers aware that the male child, the potential husband to their lovely daughter is not getting any "home training" or is moving with the wrong trends?

I know prices would change but the reason for it is what I am waiting to hear.

I suspected that much when Etisalat adjusted its data prices upwards while the competition was super loading data volume for less money.

Right now, the price of Etisalat sim has gone up to between #250/300 from #150, I won't doubt what OP is saying.

indoorlove:
I witnessed it whilst growing up in the mid 90s. Its was a form of traditional festival where Male and Female engage themselves in a battle of words. on the three days set aside for the festival you and your group of friends are free to walk into any girl's house and insult the hell out of her while the ladies are also allow to do same. The last day used to be the flogging day. Flog anything flogable.

The best is always reserved for last.

indoorlove:
There was something like this in Nigeria (Ifedore, Ondo state).

Like seriously?

And we abandoned it I guess.

Is he talking from his personal experience?

How come there aren't so many inventors around (Nigeria) since masturbators and porn consumers are just a fraction of the population?

To renew something means it must get "old" first, what's the point washing a clean clothe?

What would it take for him to just acknowledge he was wrong and stop bringing God into this mockery of a prophecy?

So the Americans petitioned God to change his mind, and he did and didn't update you (TBJ) about the change in the expected out come of the elections?

Woe unto men that exalt ignorance in the name of God.

Here we go again...

For Wetin? Not all ladies.

I remember one of my ex with nostalgia, if there is no sex after the fight is settled be rest assured the fight has part 2, and it's always that after fight sex she enjoys the most. It always baffles me.

Yesterday, one of my best friends buried his mother, and a nitwit Jester of the day made a comment: "mama has died her own death," every one laughed, but it synced with my belief that death is the ultimate experience if we are to experience the other side of life.

On that note, PA J. O. Adebayo has died his own death.
Congratulations to him.

hayPizzle:
4. “Tinku” is a festival in Bolivia where people beat each other for 2 or 3 days straight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinku?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3950782715

Why not in Nigeria?

There are so many people I would love to beat, like that MOD that banned me.

tiwiex:
They didn't muzzle the financial sector. They killed it. Now onto the next one. From a man who has no business there. TSA should never have happened. Govt makes over 100b in interest from d funds now in TSA. How much do they make now? We were warned. You can't give what u don't have.

Now "they" have TSA, is that not enough?

OBAGADAFFI:
Haba, the government said they are looking for the faces behind MMM, and these ones came and celebrate.

They should be careful, before the EFCC starts tracking them.

Make una leave Martha for Matthias.

emerich:
Good bless MMM, these scheme has sustained me financially since graduation from the National Youth Service Scheme, made me have a greater perspective towards life, a better person, a giver, and being independently without calling any one for financial assistance and being able to renew my rent in Abuja, which has been a major challenge to me while serving, MMM has been a blessing to me in just two months of participating, after God, the body of Christ, my family and friends, MMM is the next best thing to have happened to me, not even my medical license which am even feeling reluctant to renew. Mind you, this is in no way a promotion, but my heartfelt gratitude and testimony.

hahHahhahahahahaha

You dey fear to chop ban?
Any testimony is a promotion.

If you give testimony in your church, are you acknowledging and promoting the Glory of God in your life or not?

OBAGADAFFI:
Haba, the government said they are looking for the faces behind MMM, and these ones came and celebrate.

They should be careful, before the EFCC starts tracking them.

Leave that talk, what stopped them (FG) from arresting the promoters during the rally?

Even though na this kind talk I take chop ban for here.

folasayolyn:
haa slave boat biko why didn't my ancestors get on it

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha

See laughter in the midst of impending call tax. Hhhhhhmmmm

You sef, my ancestors thought they did the right thing then not to get on board MS Americana, now see me here regretting on/in their behalf.

iykedare:
Anyone who calls for buhari s head is right. As the head of his country, it is his responsibility to ensure that his work men are competent. The CBN guy's position is so important that you can't afford to have a dullard there and things will be fine.

Buhari should get a more competent person. Period.

Wouldn't it be dictatorial, tribalistic, and partisan for PMB to sack Emefiele?

Common, you how the wailers reason na.

iykedare:
If he is incompetent, he should be thrown away. If his policies are wack, why are we still keeping him?

What a country!!

We as a country lack the balls to call a spade what it is.

Watch out for those that will go for PMB's head instead.

steppin:
APC government and taxes are like bread and butter.

The CBN governor, Emefiele, is not an APC person, this is not about party, it is about our leaders at every level of government structure having people oriented thoughts and policies.

Mind you, APC government came to meet Emefiele on seat.

I guess it would be better FG implement totalitarian martial law so that every aspect of our lives can be controlled, so I can't decide how long I can talk on my phone with my airtime?

Una don finish muzzling people in the financial sector now na telecommunications, Issorite.

comradespade:
I always carry my CD around cause a teacher once said be well prepared even when u don't know what ur opponent look like, so am always with it, I once met one of my ex during my IT days in my office then we started sharing our experiences after we broke up,.................................but we finally ended up fvcking ourselves on the W.C in the toilet

That's putting the Boys Scout motto differently and It is my motto also.

"Always be prepared"

Since it's a ban-able offence to promote MMM, it should also be a ban-able offence to demote it, because either way one discusses the same subject.

That's all I can say, as I am still recovering from a recent ban.

PS:
There is a ponzi scheme no one is talking about: church.

We give/invest money and invite/refer people, what is our ROI?

In life, people will climb Mt Everest, sky dive, bungee jump, base jump, drive 200 km/h, sex without condom, or take one form of risk or the other and there is nothing anybody can do about it.

Risk is no longer risk if there is no body to take it; Nothing pumps adrenaline like taking a risk.

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha

May be it's Virgin Nigeria she wan lose.

This one na erect!on seeker, not attention... which ever one that comes first, sha.

Hahahahahahahahahahaa

It's like you are out of touch with the present reality in Nigeria.

Is that a question In this era of triple M?

Hhhhhmmmmm

I thought my ban that expired yesterday was extended and converted to account termination this morning when I couldn't login.