₦airaland Forum

bookyp19:
I used to be a very muscular guy and I just realized that most of the ladies I got down with were kind of attracted to my physique.

There was a particular lady I approached in native and she snubbed me only for her to see me coming from the gym in singlets and since then she's been tripping big time.

After getting a job I stopped going to the gym and I just realize I don't command attention again. I always feel its girls that need good physique and guys need the money but what do I know.

soberdrunk:
The biggest problem in Nigeria is our mindset, just imagine the level of foolishness these people are displaying just because of ordinary adultery one person is dead and another one homeless, so how does this solve the situation?

Jcole1985:
If only the deceased was an Islamic Jihadist,he would be having more pussies

kenechukwufrank:
The World was shocked to their bone marrows when they learnt about the modern-day slavery that was going on in Libya, the inhumane condition of the ”slaves” caused the world to shudder in disgust.

Sadly, Closer to Home, modern slavery still exists;

Mrs Obiageli Akubuo, from Ndi-ojukwu, in Uruagu Nnewi was arrested for locking up a boy she allegedly bought, inside the locker for three days without food or water.

According to a reliable source, Mrs Obiageli bought the boy, Chideraa from a woman, when he (Chideraa) was 7 years.

See Full Story https://www.anaedoonline.com/2019/08/02/modern-day-slavery-neighbours-rescue-slave-boy-who-was-locked-in-a-locker-in-nnewi/

orisa37:
Let them face firing squad. They are Highway Robbers, probably Buraitai re-integrated Bokoharam into the Society.

sylve11:
better reply for that guy........

celebgistz:
See reactions

Offixialsecret:
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idoit wentin u dey tal[/b]k

AnonymousIP:
President Muhammadu Buhari received in audience Olu of Warri, His Majesty, Ogiame Ikenwoli and his delegation at the State House, Abuja.#Aso Vill Today.

source : https://www.naijaweb.com.ng/olu-warri-visits-president-muhammadu-buhari-aso-rock-villa-pictures/


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TheFacelessMan:


Many years back i was on Death Row at KiriKiri Maximum Prisons

[img]https://i./6k7p.gif[/img]

I was in for 15 years manslaughter charge for punching my landlord too hard.

Who could have known his neck was so easily broken ?


The very day i started my sentence, i was marked


Every day i dreamt of freedom...

The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...

3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i

6 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilization.


In blistering scorching sun, sweat was pouring from our bodies, the salt stinging our eyes as we brought down the sledgehammers again and again.



Garba started coughing violently, the signal for show-time. He was spitting out his lungs practically.

Prison or Tuberculosis, it was a toss up what would kill him first.

Just as the 2nd guard bent over Garba, Okoro with his beady eyes that missed nothing, KNEW something was amiss.

Obinna coming from behind, grabbed the bent over guard by the throat and squeezed …..

His handcuffs sank into the neck of the fat ass guard, there was a fine mist of blood that splashed everywhere.

[img]https:///media/11-27-2015/rwGs0g.gif[/img]

ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!

The prisoners descended on the guards like ants on sugar. 3 prisoners to each guard.

Okoro shouted "KILL THE RATS" and gunshots rang out, blood everywhere, skulls crushed with hammers.


I immediately took off and ran in the direction of the swamps.

[b]I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets; stolen over 2 weeks from kitchen duties.

I quickly sprayed it behind, any dog that followed my scent would get a nasty noseful.


I kept hearing screams, wails, gunshots and dogs barking.


15 mins into my lung bursting run close to the river, all fell silent. It was the silence of a graveyard at midnight, eerie and tense.

Panting, i rested against the tree and listened carefully with every single cell of my body.


I heard them faintly doing a head count. The rebellion had been quashed !

I heard shouts and dogs barking ....coming closer and closer....

TheFacelessMan:


Many years back i was on Death Row at KiriKiri Maximum Prisons

[img]https://i./6k7p.gif[/img]

I was in for 15 years manslaughter charge for punching my landlord too hard.

Who could have known his neck was so easily broken ?


The very day i started my sentence, i was marked


Every day i dreamt of freedom...

The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...

3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i

6 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilization.


In blistering scorching sun, sweat was pouring from our bodies, the salt stinging our eyes as we brought down the sledgehammers again and again.



Garba started coughing violently, the signal for show-time. He was spitting out his lungs practically.

Prison or Tuberculosis, it was a toss up what would kill him first.

Just as the 2nd guard bent over Garba, Okoro with his beady eyes that missed nothing, KNEW something was amiss.

Obinna coming from behind, grabbed the bent over guard by the throat and squeezed …..

His handcuffs sank into the neck of the fat ass guard, there was a fine mist of blood that splashed everywhere.

[img]https:///media/11-27-2015/rwGs0g.gif[/img]

ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!

The prisoners descended on the guards like ants on sugar. 3 prisoners to each guard.

Okoro shouted "KILL THE RATS" and gunshots rang out, blood everywhere, skulls crushed with hammers.


I immediately took off and ran in the direction of the swamps.

[b]I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets; stolen over 2 weeks from kitchen duties.

I quickly sprayed it behind, any dog that followed my scent would get a nasty noseful.


I kept hearing screams, wails, gunshots and dogs barking.


15 mins into my lung bursting run close to the river, all fell silent. It was the silence of a graveyard at midnight, eerie and tense.

Panting, i rested against the tree and listened carefully with every single cell of my body.


I heard them faintly doing a head count. The rebellion had been quashed !

I heard shouts and dogs barking ....coming closer and closer....

nwaanambra1:
quoting me is not one of the ways to win my heart. pls try again.

martineverest:
why are the Islamic African footballers more philanthropic, while the Christian African footballers are busy showing off their extravagancy on social media?..just asking s a Christian

martineverest:
why are the Islamic African footballers more philanthropic, while the Christian African footballers are busy showing off their extravagancy on social media?..just asking s a Christian

celebgistz:
Nigerian actress, Irewolede Cynthia in an interview revealed that the weirdest place she had sex was in a car along admiralty way, Lekki.

Some Nigerians blasted her for answering such questions in an interview.

Watch the video

Source: https://www.quicknaija.com/i-once-had-sex-along-admiralty-way-lekki-actress-irewolede/

tendingNews:
Source: http://www..com/2019/07/okon-lagos-share-video-of-magun-from.html?m=1

GOFRONT:


Dead on Arrival.....We have the largest steel company in Africa, but Nothing..

We have the largest TV network in Africa, Still Nothing..

We are the Giant in the Entire Africa....Nothing...

We the largest Oil producing country....Still, nothing...

And now the World largest Atmospheric tower on its way to Nigeria, To come do what??...I laugh in Fufulde...

PhilipGallagher:
Just watch as cultist and Cultist apologist would full this thread with their slangs and what nots

BizBayo:
The difference is the hunger in the land. Chikena