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Romance › Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Meteng: 10:47am On Apr 25, 2020

UyaiIncomparabl:
He promised to give me 200K if I could go one round with him. I rejected the offer.

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Romance › Re: Curvy Female Doctor Is Causing Confusion On Social Media (photos) by Meteng: 10:34am On Apr 25, 2020

This is grotesque!

Crime › Re: Lockdown: Man Kills Neighbour For Not Allowing Him Watch Movies In Lagos by Meteng: 10:28am On Apr 25, 2020

Lewisalexander:
Which kind death be this. My good will not kill me. Amen!

Amen. This is my prayer

Health › Re: COVID-19: Would You Barb Your Hair Wearing This? by Meteng: 7:18pm On Apr 23, 2020

BackToLife:
People should stop joking with this virus. Many should have gotten Chloroquine while it was still available. Now, WHO has ensured permanent ban on it. Another chance to do the needful while you still can.

What's this?

Politics › Re: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari As COVID-19 Response Coordinator by Meteng: 6:44pm On Apr 23, 2020

BENARI:
Come again?

Come on, they're just interested in Nigeria's money

Politics › Re: Nigeria May Stop Oil Production If Price Crash Persists –NNPC by Meteng: 2:51pm On Apr 23, 2020

helinues:
The one they have been producing and earning from, of what use was it to ordinary masses?

Exactly what I wanted to type, no need to type again. Thank you

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Properties › Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by Meteng: 12:06pm On Apr 23, 2020

Lexusgs430:
Haba...... Talking from experience?

Yes. Avoid those ones who say they scream during bonking, those who wind their waist excessively before the act, they can't do nada. Fear those quiet innocent looking ones, especially hose claiming to be born again looking ones

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Properties › Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by Meteng: 10:19am On Apr 23, 2020

Lexusgs430:
Can we go scream together.........

No deceive yourself, you'd be disappointed

Crime › Re: My Father Forced Me To Marry A 64 Years Old Man, I Bleed Every Night -halimah by Meteng: 10:16am On Apr 23, 2020

PrinzCarter:
51 , plus matured experienced john thomas

Pounding away night after night

Health › Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by Meteng: 10:10am On Apr 23, 2020

Yellow, brown and orange urine? No too disturb yourself, wait until you see blue urine or green sef, then come back for advice. E no too serious yet

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Politics › Re: How Amb. Rabiu Infected 1000s Of Kano Residents With Coronavirus by Meteng: 10:04am On Apr 23, 2020

Normal thing with terrorists, he just wanted to take as many as, with him to the other side

NYSC › Re: Share Your Nysc Sex Tales by Meteng: 9:15am On Apr 23, 2020

Animelover:
Nigerian men and sex! **Spits**

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by Meteng: 3:03pm On Apr 22, 2020

Tissaia:
Awesome Ipob Messiah av spoken

Iran Navy will be wiped out soon

Anyways How exactly does one "shoot down" a boat? Will he sink Iranian aircraft, too?

Have you ever heard of 'american english?'. Even Nigeria get their own

Politics › Re: Now That Abba Kyari Is Innocent, Can We Allow Mamman Daura Rest By Alwan Hassan by Meteng: 1:30pm On Apr 22, 2020

overall90:
This sounds like a satire

It is

Romance › Re: She Is Sweet And Loyal But Her Ex Is The Biggest Threat. by Meteng: 1:24pm On Apr 22, 2020

MASTERCHIEF0847:
I don't know how this will end but i know the so called ex is going to fvck her again.
Women are manipulative and she is going to do just that.

Exactly. I can't remember how many ex's I've bonked since. I even cried for one like that how I've missed her, and can't get over her. We have been bonking since. She get bobo o and I get babe. For all I know, someone maybe doing same to me, it's tit for tat

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Celebrities › Re: I Will Destroy The Whole Of Africa 75-year-old British Man Scammed Of £20,000 by Meteng: 1:18pm On Apr 22, 2020

See mouth, a mumu at 75, destroy Africa with what exactly?

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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Abubakar Shekau Should Be Killed, Not Imprisoned by Meteng: 1:08pm On Apr 22, 2020

I don't understand, does Shekau not want to go and collect his share of 72 Virgins?

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Romance › Re: Girls Who Sleep With Married Men by Meteng: 1:01pm On Apr 22, 2020

My question is, what if you don't sleep with someone's husband,but when you marry, young girls constantly sleep with yours?

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Culture › Re: Ogoja, Cross River Where Cameroonian Mothers Iron Their Daughter's Breast by Meteng: 12:56pm On Apr 22, 2020

Flat chest or not, it'll still not stop those men from taking a bite

Politics › Re: Abba Kyari And His Wife, Kulu On Their Wedding Day (Throwback Photo) by Meteng: 11:34am On Apr 21, 2020

ValCon888:
Arguably the most powerful man in Nigeria when he was alive. At the end of the day, his lust for power led him to his grave.
He had no business travelling to Germany and that trip for him was the beginning of the end.

This is very correct

Romance › Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by Meteng: 8:30am On Apr 21, 2020

Some men will never learn

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Health › Re: The First Person To Receive Coronavirus Trial Vaccine Has Finally Spoken by Meteng: 6:27pm On Apr 18, 2020

I wan see the chip inserted into her skin :

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Experience At A Job Interview by Meteng: 6:15pm On Apr 18, 2020

Your English is why she's looking at you like that. She knows you are not qualified for a normal job, but could be great in ze oza room

Politics › Re: Death: Abba Kyari’s Last Moments by Meteng: 12:18pm On Apr 18, 2020

GOFRONT:
To the poster above me, Pls accept my condolences over Mr Abba's death for he is the Right hand man of your Darling daddy.....

May almighty Allah Console you, Your Darling daddy and the Entire family of late Mr Abba..

Al' Janatu Firdausi awaits him....

People wicked ahswear! grin

Health › Re: Vincent Prosper: Abia Declares Suspected COVID-19 Patient Wanted by Meteng: 6:01pm On Apr 17, 2020

The state borders are closed. So how did he "sneak in"?

Politics › Re: Lt Gen Buratai In The Trenches With The Troops On Final Onslaught Against The T by Meteng: 2:37pm On Apr 17, 2020

Carlyscales:
Audio trenches for show!

Business men posing as Generals n war veterans!

This is called, the grand slam grin

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Crime › Re: '1 Million Boys' Robbers: Elderly Women Carry Cutlasses To Protect Themselves by Meteng: 1:49pm On Apr 17, 2020

princemillla:
Ko se duro woooo oo

Caught yesterday.....totaling 5persons in agodo egbe

I hope they weren't allowed to go. These boys show no mercy when in action

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-bruce Confirms Death Of Keniebi Okoko During Plastic Surgery by Meteng: 9:49pm On Apr 16, 2020

What was the need for this his tummy reduction?

Crime › Re: Married Man Beats Side Chick Mercilessly For Coming To His House During Lockdown by Meteng: 9:10am On Apr 16, 2020

Hunger bad

Romance › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Youngest Wife Thrown Out For Cheating With Popular Musician by Meteng: 9:08am On Apr 16, 2020

Semperty:
Lmao. The difference between her and the other wives is that she was caught

Thank you. +1000

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