₦airaland Forum

Posotome:
How will his ...... enter inside?

stanech:
Because it will be easier to steal locally.

HateBigots:
... You enter overcrowded boat, you no sabi swim and you no wear lifejacket🤦🏽‍♂️... Some people act like they have extra lives like in games.🤡

smileyoo:
too bad and scary. then people should wise up and stop any form of arguments with them, instead learn how to play deaf and dumb towards them. lol.
Nigeria: what a country !
Islam: what a religion !
oh Lord of creation, help your children !

Adonispco:
Am sorry for my writing pattern; I am in a serious dilemma since January.
I live in a face me I slap you house with just four co-tenants and the landlord.
There is this neighbour of mine that parked in on December 2021, a married man with three kids; two daughters and a son,the eldest daughter should be around 14 years old while the son and the last daughter should be about 4 & 2 years respectively.
We where living in peace although one has to make tolerance a friend for there to be peace.
These my neighbour's eldest daughter to be honest is morally bankrupted, she steals and lies without remorse.
My neighbour's wife always try to cover us her daughter bad behaviours, during christmas time 2022 I noticed a sudden suspicious behaviours from my neighbours wife towards me in particular; she does as if am a diabolic person, as a cool headed guy I focused on my life until on January 21 2023 when I heard the worst words towards my dignity and reputation as a common person;
Fellow nairalanders guess what ? My neighbours wife accused me of poisoning his two little kids.
As a cool guy and from what i learnt never to take action when angry, I maintained like its nothing but told our landlord.
My neighbour who is a driver usually travels and can stay there for weeks, so I have to wait for the man of the house to return and hear from him before taking action, so on 29 January he returned, a general yard meeting processed; he was asked to explain more on the accusation from his wife towards me and this was what he said;
" Someone in our yard premises poisoned his children using mirinda and biscuit" that we all are lucky nothing happened to his kids otherwise he will call the police to arrest everybody in our yard.
When asked how he found out that it was someone from our yard and what sickness his children suffered; he said that his children were vomiting blood in the middle of the night, and he went to a spiritual doctor who told him that it was someone from the yard he lives in.
Please Nairalanders what will i do cause i have tried to let go of this heavy accusation but it havent been easy and to make matters worse the once loved innocent easy going guy have become a depressed soul due to the crack on my previous solid reputation.
Please anyone with a good pragmatic solution should help a brother.

immortalmortal:
She dey wait for person to break/set GWR so she go challenge am? She no Sabi cook, she no Sabi sing.. make she get out. People wey chop her food talk say e no sweet. It doesn't even look appealing. Now this kind voice? Who dash her talent.
But she dey like person wey go fit suck preeq well o.. who knows, maybe that's her real talent

vanitybutiwanti:
This man was everywhere with julius berger before the inauguration. People from that state, please has he awarded the contract to JB? He couldn't even wait to start governance proper, now man is complaining about debt, where is the money for the project going to come from? The clown said he was going to give out 10billion to SME's

kayspark27:
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I have many o. But Op any man wey fit Bleep woman anus, fit Bleep him fellow man anus.

Ok mine goes thus;
1.First time i bleeped a tall girl, she was just laughing and spreading her legs, i stopped to ask her why and she said “e dey sweet me na make am”. Weird
2. There was this ex, whenever we are having sex I noticed the cap of my penis use to tickle me if we go raw. I broke up with her because of that but i never told her.
3. I hooked up wit a tinder date. Not hookup or ashawo. A usual Nigerian girl. We were at it, she gave me head i was enjoying it until she was playing wit my balls, i pretended to enjoy it and suddenly she was taking her tongue to my anus, na there i shout for her o. Why you wan lick my anus na??

overdrive:
Looks more like a female zebra.

Peacemaker5128:
We warned ipob terrorists that were busy killing Igbo police and army officers
Now no single officer from the region is qualified to be service chiefs

otipoju:
Tinubu dey very street smart.

In fact he is the street itself.

Omihanifa:
She will still celebrate it tonight with one sugar daddy.