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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Approached A Churchy Girl Before Only To Discover She Is A Badass by Meteng: 1:26pm On Aug 24, 2023
Omo, one lady if she no dey church, prayer no start. Everybody dey fear am for their church, she no dey even smile sef. But every night, she dey cry and moan under or on top of me. As I dey gbench, I dey wonder wetin for happen if any of her church member catch us. And yes, she sweet puna die
Celebrities › Re: Halle Berry Agrees To Pay Child Support As She Resolves Divorce With Ex-husband by Meteng: 12:54pm On Aug 24, 2023
TinubuThief:
grin
She want to go and fvck another dick

Some women eh tueh
She don dey fvck another dick already. Read well
Crime › Re: My Brother Was Wrongfully Detained Since Yesterday And Police Demand 80k For Bai by Meteng: 10:07pm On Aug 23, 2023
If you know the number of innocent people that they’ve implicated, you’ll try and find money and bail your brother. Or you want them to take him to court and sentence him? Those people don’t have conscience
Family › Re: (updated, they all died)Black Cockroach Is Killing Me. by Meteng: 9:59pm On Aug 23, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Guaranteed solution - use GREEN LEAF.
The best solution
Romance › Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Meteng: 9:47pm On Aug 23, 2023
Evestar200:
Maybe You are not her dream man

That Woman Married you because of Marriage pressure not because she loves you.

There is no way a woman who loves, Cares and has feelings will not like to do anything with you no matter how angry she is.
Thank you. The wife no love am shikom, no emotion. She’ll open her legs and get wet just looking at the person she loves
Sports › Re: Spain’s Coach Vilda Appears To Touch Female Inappropriately During Celebrations by Meteng: 3:39pm On Aug 23, 2023
These people are enjoying o. Na bonus for them na
Business › Re: Emefiele Accused Of Secretly Selling $3.4 Billion To Dangote In One Transaction by Meteng: 3:18pm On Aug 23, 2023
I’m sure his ten percent was included
Romance › Re: How Can I Stop? by Meteng: 12:26pm On Aug 22, 2023
DyingFetus:
No I want it fresh straight from the source
Na the same thing bros. You’ll still get it fresh from the source there. Plenty sef
Romance › Re: How Can I Stop? by Meteng: 12:25pm On Aug 22, 2023
youngsahito:
why not go to abbatiour for fresh blood.
Abi?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got A New Job In Bauchi, I Need Your Advice Please by Meteng: 12:23pm On Aug 22, 2023
The only issue you’ll have is safety on the road while going or coming
Family › Re: I Am So Worried About My 5-year Old Son by Meteng: 12:08pm On Aug 21, 2023
Do whatever you can to help him grow, he’s your pride and joy. His positive development will give you joy and happiness, you’re his father don’t give up on him, please
Politics › Re: Osun Commissioner, Bunmi Jenyo Donates Salary To 20 Aides by Meteng: 12:14pm On Aug 20, 2023
Donates salary or has paid them their salaries? He engaged them naw was he not supposed to pay them?
Celebrities › Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by Meteng: 6:48pm On Aug 19, 2023
I’m sure her puna is too watery. Baba dey think how him go swim this thing for life. Him decide to bail
Health › Re: 35-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide Over Hardship In Jigawa by Meteng: 6:45pm On Aug 19, 2023
I hope he didn’t vote for APC
Romance › Re: Bride Fights Groom As They Exited Their Wedding Ceremony (Pics/Video) by Meteng: 5:02pm On Aug 18, 2023
ExudeLoveToAll:
Your wicked cousin and you are not wicked for not informing your girlfriend that u have decided to move on with your life.....
I didn’t leave her behind o. After my marriage we still dey gbench sef
Politics › Re: Yobe Governor Buni Submitted ‘Blank’ Commissioner Nominees List To Beat Deadline by Meteng: 10:35am On Aug 18, 2023
[quote author=stadyhu post=125188240][/quote]How much
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Pay For Sex by Meteng: 10:28am On Aug 18, 2023
Soja man once told an olosho that he finished knacking, “ e sweet me, e sweet you. Who go pay money “
Romance › Re: I Left Her Because Her Cream Was A Little Below 50K by Meteng: 10:08am On Aug 18, 2023
My ex collects 2m a month as salary but she still asked me to give her 150k to add and rent a house. I left her that day
Romance › Re: Bride Fights Groom As They Exited Their Wedding Ceremony (Pics/Video) by Meteng: 10:01am On Aug 18, 2023
She don sight his side chick for the venue and after asking him what she’s doing there without answer, she come para. It almost happened to me. My wicked cousin hinted my girlfriend that I was getting married on that day and she appeared. Story for another day
Romance › Re: What I Saw When I Peeped My Neighbour Taking Her Bath (graphic Pics) by Meteng: 9:57am On Aug 18, 2023
HeartlessMan:
I knew this girl always masturbate in the bathroom because she can spend 2hrs in there humming gospel music with no water splashing and I once got in after her and almost smashed my cone head on the floor because the floor was very slippery. There was white liquid on the floor that I thought was soap lather then but now I know better.

Ada masturbates in our bathroom!!

I got her today after she spent so long singing gospel songs and finished with a very loud & passionate "Ekwuemeeee!". I quickly ran to check and lo and behold dear brethren, Ada don finish work.

How can one girl take two big cucumbers of this size? Ah!


What should I do now? I need advice.
Una sef too like s3x
Politics › Re: Bandits’ Leader, Dogo Jede, Weds 16-year-old Christian by Meteng: 9:52am On Aug 18, 2023
Didn’t he see a muslim girl to marry?
Romance › Re: I'm Having Feelings For My Wife's Mother by Meteng: 10:47am On Aug 17, 2023
Bang her!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Brothers Extradited To US Over ‘Sextortion’ Of Young Men, Teenagers by Meteng: 12:49pm On Aug 15, 2023
Their own japa is even free sef
Politics › Re: How High-wire Politics Scuttled El-rufai’s Cabinet Confirmation by Meteng: 10:51am On Aug 12, 2023
At the end, all of these na speculation
Health › Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Meteng: 12:47pm On Aug 11, 2023
DevilishMan:
What tore your anus?
Or WHO rather
Crime › Re: Some POS Operators Are Thieves(scammers) Guys Be Careful...here Is My Experience by Meteng: 12:45pm On Aug 11, 2023
Plaza na war zone oo
Crime › Re: Some POS Operators Are Thieves(scammers) Guys Be Careful...here Is My Experience by Meteng: 12:44pm On Aug 11, 2023
eepeepook:
How are Nairaland scammers normally caught, is it not by reporting to the bank? Your money will go into an account. Once the bank sees the receiver, they can start operations to trace the authenticity of the transaction.

Say you deposited money into a scammer’s account. The bank can withdraw it back so far the account isn’t empty. The person’s physical location makes no difference to the situation.
Dey play
Politics › Re: NERC: Niger, Togo, Benin Owe Nigeria N12.38bn In Electricity Bills For Q1 2023 by Meteng: 7:40pm On Aug 10, 2023
And them no disconnect them oo. If na me owe PHED, just two days, dem don enter comot all my wires take go
Celebrities › Re: Fans React After Korra Obidi Shares New Photo On Facebook by Meteng: 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2023
Why do I always have this feeling that her puzzay would be borehole?
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Having Smaller Breasts by Meteng: 1:16pm On Aug 10, 2023
Whazar:
I love portable breast with pointed nipple and a round curvy not too big ass 💋
You sabi better thing sir
Romance › Re: Guys Share Ur Experience With A Two Minutes Woman by Meteng: 1:12pm On Aug 10, 2023
illicit:
There is this girl that will never open her legs well when we are doing it.

She won't let me part it or raise it to my satisfaction.

Only a few inches will enter her...


shocked

I stopped inviting her
One like that some time ago. Would not allow me enter properly and fully, carrying her nyash one side make I no enter. After some minutes, the thing just tire me and in frustration, I just pour and stood up and warned her not to bear me again
Politics › Re: Why Is Festus Keyamo Looking So Sober Here (pics) by Meteng: 1:08pm On Aug 10, 2023
Righthussle:
As a politician you need to Know when to appear sober, tough, humble, kind, and compassionate.
Especially Nigerian politician

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