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Romance › Re: God Gave Me Big Yansh & Small Breast - Nigerian Lady Laments by Meteng: 12:16pm On Jan 17, 2021

Exactly my type of bobi

Romance › Re: God Gave Me Big Yansh & Small Breast - Nigerian Lady Laments by Meteng: 12:15pm On Jan 17, 2021

tobechi74:
Some girls are gullible. One secondary girl encouraged guys to handle and suck her breast because a guy told her that doing that makes her breast grow bigger than other girls.

Guy, for which area abeg, I wan ask the girl sontin

Travel › Re: Passengers, Azman Air Officials Exchange Blows Over Cancelled Flight by Meteng: 9:51am On Jan 17, 2021

People and stupidly. Is it not better to reschedule than to fly and crash and the same people will still accuse the airline of flying with a faulty aircraft?

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami Denies NDDC Bribe Allegation, Calls For Exposure Of Culprits by Meteng: 9:50am On Jan 16, 2021

If they mention bribe where Akpabio dey, you better believe it. And it's going to be huge too, he doesn't do it in half measures

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Romance › Re: See Beautiful Intersex Woman Who Was Bullied In Univeristy by Meteng: 7:59am On Jan 16, 2021

NeoWanZaeed:
I wil like to see u and talk o. .face to face.

Dis one wan taste and see

Politics › Re: We Have Weakened Boko Haram - Defence Headquaters by Meteng: 7:30am On Jan 16, 2021

Na dis kind talk dey vex Shecow

Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Returns As Open Market Price Of Petrol Hits ₦183 Per Litre by Meteng: 7:26am On Jan 16, 2021

Something wey dey smell ₦250 before August?

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Politics › Re: 'How Police Robbed Me Of 100k For Having 2 Laptops In Lagos' - Man Shares Story by Meteng: 12:14pm On Jan 15, 2021

Unclekayfarms:
Did the police asked you to switched on and enter d password of the laptops? Any exhibit found?
If u b yahoo boy forget I no get empathy for u, coz that means u and d police are d same

If you read that item to the end, or even read it at all make your left nyash bend

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Family › Re: My Dilemma As A New Wife by Meteng: 8:05am On Jan 15, 2021

Women! Always confused. The guy stay for house, you say e too stay for house. He comot go hustle, you say he no dey stay for house again. Na wa o

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Out Of This Mess? by Meteng: 7:55am On Jan 15, 2021

I doubt this story sha, simply because nobody deserves to be this stvpid. But just in case it's true, OP is a confirmed mumu

Romance › Re: Why Akwa Ibom Girls Are The Most Desirable Ladies In Nigeria (pics) by Meteng: 7:25am On Jan 15, 2021

SweetBuns:
Please keep shut

No need to add "please' to the mofo. Just tell him to shut up

Romance › Re: "The Only Thing You Didn't Borrow Is Your Beard" - Lady Drags Man by Meteng: 2:51pm On Jan 14, 2021

Privatepart00:
Same way some ladies keep asking for urgent 5K
Deal with your problem you aren’t the first person to give money to someone

And I didn't see where she mentioned the banging that scattered her brain that made her to be releasing funds to him o

Travel › Re: Missing Aircraft: Sriwijaya Plane Route Jakarta-Pontianak SJ-182 Lost Contact by Meteng: 8:31am On Jan 10, 2021

Duru9:
If you watch Air crash investigation for Discovery channel on DStv to enter plane go de fear you

I pray the pilots and everyone is alive and safe

Though I fear the worst might have happened

Interestingly, I have a phobia for flights, but that's my best programme and it makes my fear worse

Romance › Re: My Ex Is About Getting Married But She Still Loves Me by Meteng: 8:21am On Jan 10, 2021

My brother, she no love you. She dey use you catch cruise until she marry. Na you come mumu

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Romance › Re: My Ex Is About Getting Married But She Still Loves Me by Meteng: 8:20am On Jan 10, 2021

Bennysam:
Why do you separate from her before he find that man?

Orrr, and he said she loves him, yet they separated and she's getting married to another man. Some men eh?

Politics › Re: FG Increases Electricity Tariff By 50% by Meteng: 12:49pm On Jan 05, 2021

E no consine me. Dem been don enter my hand, I no dey pay bill again and e go continue until I pack comot for here

Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia's Daughter, Tessa, Celebrates Her 19th Birthday by Meteng: 10:48am On Jan 05, 2021

With dis kind fine nyash? Lawd help me please

Politics › Re: Police Insist On Investigating Abudu-Balogun Despite Victim Withdrawing Case by Meteng: 8:17am On Jan 05, 2021

All na for show. The issue will soon die a natural death

Celebrities › Re: Chizzy Alichi Visits Her Poultry Farm (Video) by Meteng: 8:07am On Jan 05, 2021

Lovely

Politics › Re: Buhari Sympathizes With Niger Republic Over Terrorist Attack That Killed 70 by Meteng: 12:24pm On Jan 04, 2021

Dis man don carry him "shock" across the border

Education › Re: Don Davis' Parents Demand N100m Compensation From Deeper Life School, Uyo by Meteng: 2:28pm On Jan 02, 2021

longetivity:
serves them right, but how dem go take pay this huge amount of money

No be Deeper Life again? They gat billions

Politics › Re: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by Meteng: 9:01am On Jan 02, 2021

I hope he finds peace. It's not easy to pass through all he did while Watching his juniors go above him. You can only imagine his frustration

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Education › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: 500 Secondary School Students Pregnant In Benin by Meteng: 8:35am On Dec 29, 2020

When I saw "Benin", I almost called slawomiir to confirm

Politics › Re: What Ajay Ajimobi Ordered For Vs What She Got by Meteng: 7:27am On Dec 29, 2020

Hmmmmm, the girl make sense die!

Travel › Re: See The Odd Side Of Living In Canada: Nigerian Lady Experience: PICS & VIDEO by Meteng: 4:38pm On Dec 25, 2020

With all that stress, she's still there? Why she no come back?

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Politics › Re: ACF, Others Fume As Buhari Declares Borno, Yobe Safe by Meteng: 4:02pm On Dec 25, 2020

Kriss216:
Na all these nonsense statement dey vex Shekau.

Crime › Re: Car Battery Thief Caught & Burnt Alive In Akwa Ibom ( Graphic Photos) by Meteng: 3:40pm On Dec 25, 2020

arcis:
Ordinary battery of 20k..Nawa ooo...

He will now go and sell it for 5k. My friend in that same location has bought 4 batteries, because of thieves like this. I hope he's the one that has been stealing my friend's battery

Career › Re: She's Dark, Beautiful And A Female Barber (Photos, Video) by Meteng: 3:28pm On Dec 25, 2020

Omo, see bobi o

Romance › Re: Christmas Gift: Lady Gets N2 Million After Posting This On Social Media by Meteng: 3:11pm On Dec 25, 2020

And she forgot to mention the sweating g that came with it

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