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Ishilove:
Condom 100 bucks would have stopped all these soliloquizing

She wan "fully enjoy" herself, and she no call us when she dey scream and moan o, dey display skills with enough sound track, na now she wan come involve us

He even looks like who no get brain sef

SegFault:
This short comment contains three reasons why africa isn't growing. First of all, corrupt mindset, you did not ask why the bastard did what he did but no because you both share the same skin colour you chose to overlook that, secondly, blame games and lastly, immense stupidity.

I wish I could click a thousand likes on this your comment

free2ryhme:
There is more to this congratulations than meets the eye

Anyway I congratulate and celebrate Udofia

The Udofia guy dey chase APC ticket for Akwa Ibom

You mean he said all these? Unbelievable!

FBIBOT:
Omo for Monday? Which kind country b this

E for good on Wednesday abi?

Mokason288:

Nothing will take me to Imo State at the moment.... even if they say come collect your American visa from Imo State government house

OR COME COLLECT 30billion from Imo State government house

My reply will be NO THANK YOU SIR

Meanwhile BUHARI IS WORKING WITH FULANI JIHADIST TO TAKE OVER NIGERIA


GOV ORTOM

My brother, I been wan go buy car for Owerri o, I dey reason am now. I no dey go, make I no go die put on top car

Teeboy15:
Thank goodness for saving you. But this your story seem scripted. Is it a book you're trying to write or what? You just escaped death from ritualists, you ought to be traumatized till this moment, I'm 'shocked' you can still compose a story like with so much big grammatical descriptions. See the way he described the house, James Hardley Chase way.

Anyways, get well soon sir

Yet upon his police officer friend, they can't trace the phone number of the female that invited him to Port Harcourt?

Upon all the nudist, nudist, dem still no show anything mtsheeeeew

Na until i baff for here?

Methinks the so called investors should be arrested too, for their greed

tchidi066:
Who still banks with access, I once shared a tip here on how to avoid this kinda scenario,
1. Whenever you want to pay for a good or services online, make sure the account you are using is not your main account, make sure it doesn't contain most of your saving, these scammers perpetuate these acts through online transactions where you ignorantly reveal your bank details or card
2. Do not use your savings account for p. o. s transactions, most of these pos guys collaborate with scammers and theives. Have an alternate account for pos and online transactions
2 Your savings account should be void of any ATM card or ussd code, in short in your mind that account doesn't exist, whenever you need money transfer the money to an account with ATM, always make sure your ATM account is always reading 0.00 naira, only use it to withdraw money or transactions
4. Save your money in a bank with a pretty good cyber security, i recommend uba, zenith or Standard chartered bank.

Classic advice. We all need to be very careful. Eneke the bird said, 'if men have learnt to shoot without missing, I have learnt to fly without perching. Chinua Achebe

You mean "called the guy" in your presence? She obviously doesn't respect you and believe me, she loves the guy more than you. This one no be bestie, na her main guy, only say the guy no ready to marry prolly because of lack of funds, and the girl no fit wait again. Na you come be the fall guy

Ahswear, this is so so tempting

Long story. Make I tell you, guy thought he'd pound yam when he gets there and is upset he wasted his time and resources coming there when he could have continued pounding his well available yam at home

SimplyFacts:
Only a fool would quote the long epistle you put up there.

Take heart.


By the way, I don't know why my male-detector device keeps beeping while I read your post.

That's because"male detector device" has noticed a long unpounded female poundable device

Who's the Presidency?

O'boy eh! Meeeeehn, see bobi

It's Buhari that caused all these

Halopy:
I'm sure pmb just said that so that Biden won't call him lifeless like Trump did

Abeg, on my account, take one bottle of stout wherever you are

layzie:
If the reports are correct, Remi Tinubu

He actually, said, "sane Nigerian". I doubt if Remi is sane

I no understand dis thing. Person go see trailer dey come at full speed, him go jejely waka enter the front, him normal so?

I don't understand how soldiers could be"relaxed", in a war zone o

Dem even give am 'Prof'

Na so dis policemen take enter wahala o

He dey use state house mosque, but no dey use state house clinic ni

Meeeeehn! the girl bobi no be here o. Choi!!

Muyiwaipere:
God like this guy

Love him sef

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Isoright.....bros op don't know what he has put his hand into
Na now bros op dey know say our girls nor dey want disclose about their money......but they get excited to spend guys own

Even my baby sisters at home derive pleasure in spending my money.....
They will keep thiers for those their unreasonable things like plaiting different hair styles like chuku , Ghana weaving, dreadlocks, Bob Marley, twisting, kinky ball, fixing eye lash , wearing waist beads, piercing their nose or vaginal and fixing nails ( especially that glow in the dark)...mixing expensive creams
Funny enough.....money dey come into their account as if say them dey work for cbn.....if you doubt then synchronize the email link to their bank account to your device....you will be shocked to see 3k , 2k and 5k dey fly into their account non stop...
Then in the night....they will surround you like ogbanje and mami water to switch on your hotspot and deplete your data.....your room will be thier eating and playing ground

Slawomiir, meeeeehn, that your sister for the first picture na die o, e be like say I go come Benin

My own concern is that she didn't ask us when she was displaying skills like, cow girl, reverse cow girl, stand akimbo, even stand like End Sars. Na now she come remember to ask for advice

Getting preggy for you, is it not ambitious enough?