Hmmmmmm!
When that "una GOD" created blokos. . . .totos never rested!

Hmmmm!
Yet, under Jonathan. . . .THE EFCC WAS FINALLY CREMATED without a BODY!
EFCC still get office for Nigeria?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
*speechless*

*quickly recovers*

EVERYTHING THE OFFICER SAID IS 100% CORRECT!!!
I have written the same things 1 million times on and off NL.
THE WORST TRIBE IN NIGERIA. . . . .the EAST!

SAMBARRY:
Lmao.ok o.enjoy

You dis ghyel sef!
Like say de tin nor dey sweet you too!
You nor dey phock?
The tin dey sweeeeet for cold weda. . . I nor go lie!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

ChubbyT:

ah go tel her,ah knw say she no try....mo leave dia mata abeg. Hw we go do nau?? dat ur fud dy eye me,only u no fit chop am finish,e too much.

Na food own dey worry you?
I nor fit finish dat kain rassssshun o!
I divide am into 4 jeje. . . . .before I become of 'blessed memory'!

My liver go 'pack up ke'!

ChubbyT:

Haba!! pity d woman na....u don use mouth finish d family.

Make you go warn am o!
De tin wey she do good for ya eye?

SAMBARRY:
roftl





you and sex.e no dey taya you ni?

Noooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooh

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssh issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh!

*sounds of horrrrniness*

SAMBARRY:
chaiiioi only you with 2eggs and 2meat.it looks sumptuous. You're making me hungry


and na lafu and efo riro plus turkey I chop for supper o

I nor know wetin the man tink say im wan feed o.
No SEXXXXXXXXX for 2 weeks!
Make I mess all dat egg comot finish!
Chai!!!!

Dividing the food into 4 biko!

ChubbyT:

Bros,d wife na igbo nt yoruba abeg. Insult us nt.

That makes more sense!
See her 'sttttrong' nyansh for inside the 'jean'!
Mgbeke!!!

SAMBARRY:
Mgbeketoto its still your same picture. I didn't see any food there o

Oh gal waitio. . . PEPPER WAN KILL MOI!
Make I recover first!

SAMBARRY:
Wowwwwwww super cute

So you see?
A cute kid. . .dressed in the wrong outfit. . . .is not appealing!



*aha!. . .the man don carry the food come gif me for my room o. . . . please join me in my profile pic*

No I can't!
I am not that 'poverty-stricken'!
Spiritually. . . that is!

lofty900:
cos male kids are special

More than female kids?
African mentality huhn?

SAMBARRY:
bet the white stockings blend with their white tops na and black shoes

If na joke. . .stop am o!
Na where dem dey go?
VERRRRRRRY INAPPROPRIATE!

Now. . . . this is cute!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxt8dSPWsKE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNIya2x8EOE

SAMBARRY:
Roftl



you won't kill me with laugh. Anyway the point I'm trying to make with those pictures is that you can dress kids up in such a way they look cute sassy and trendy and not razz.



as for the message I'll deliver it to their mom

Mba!
I don't find those 'stockings' cute!
Those little girls look absolutely RIDICULOUS!

SAMBARRY:
Mgbeketoto you look so good on that picture bet why you con open all your eyes kongba kongba.you con put hausa tiro under your eye lids abi no be tiro be that I dey see
and meanwhile spread the food to me o

you look 32 by the way. You don't even look 40 talk less of 50.in Nigeria you're still hotter than even some 30something year olds

Tiro ke?
Na where you see 'tiro'?
No tiro for dia o!
Age is but a number my dia!
Lemme go and check on the 'estranged husband's cooking'. . . .

brito:




Lol, no finish the meat o
instead of you to helep am you go collect meat dey chop

Mba o!
I nor dey h-enter kitchen for this house!
Lai-lai!

Those days are sooooooooo ova!
Besides, he LOOOOOOOOVES TO COOK!

Why?
Abi I nefa see blokos before?

SAMBARRY:
of course we are

Na wetin those children for your posts 'suppose' mean?
Are you implying that the 'SULTANS' are smoking 'ganja' to make eye like KRASE PAPA 'TERRY G'?

Na who wia those children those 'ballet stockings' for that your pisssshure?

*abeg nor make me laff o. . . Tell dem mama say. . . if dem pickin get fat legs/NYANSH with brown skin. . . WHITE STOCKINGS NA COLOR RIOT*

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia See cute clean kid

SAMBARRY:
this is how kids should look like. Sexy and cute and yet still retaining their innocence

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. . . .
Are we still on the same thread?

We are suppose to be 'playing LEGO FAMILY'!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hef2Nra86WY

SAMBARRY:
small small na.shebi n wetin them fot afford na im them go buy for their pikin




but you right sha.they look local sha.lol

Taste does not cost A THING!
They are BUSH!
Period!

carefreewannabe:


LOL @MarioBros

Real JAGBAJANTIS PRIMARY SCHOOL!

You can tell he has still not hit "PEPPER". . .like the rest!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1VT6ySbQ9g

brito:





where is the food your husby was cooking

I don know for im o.
I don go chop the meat sha.
The food neva ready!
The smell wanno killy moi with hunger!

*lemme go and look again. . . .hopefully, he is in a good mood to allow me pinch some more meat*

Na so other families dey dress ni?
See as dem make SUPER CUTE KIDS LOOK LIKE AJEGUNLE AJE-BUTTERS FROM 'LEGO FACTORY'?
You can tell the woman is a VERRRRRRY LOCAL YORUBA WOMAN!

MUCHECHECHECHECHECHECHE!

MarioBros SUPER FAMILY!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlI1ONJXjI

brito:





For Naija na crime oo, everybody na under 16

Oh by Nigerian standards?
Awon 'PLANET OF THE APES'!
Mu che che che che che che che

You see?
What "dense" peeps fail to realize is that life is a continuous education process where you can bag as many degrees and purchase as MANY "honorary ENCOMIUMS" as possible!

If you wanno be happy, PAY FOR IT!!!

I did not get married to be happy!
I am always happy!
I found a man I could "manage" and the rest is history!

If any one asks me, I am more in love with the certificate than the blaaaaaady MODA FOKA or the GADDDDEM institution aka "prostitution with benefits"!

Flight takes off!
Amen!

In this our generation of TOTO MONGERS?

Wonderful!
Marriage sweeeeeeeeeet sha!
Kai!

See as them look young?

Too bad not enough men to go around!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_3RNGAGdc

crackhaus:

Take a break, will you?

Which wan consain you?


Una don taya to 'polymoniker'?
You are in luck!
5 days off over.
Back to Texas! TO WORK!
I for SHOW you and dati una 'GANG' of snide remarkers/POLYMONIKERING WWWWWWWWWWWWHORRRES pepper for this thread ke! WALAHI!

*Off to prepare for our Thanksgiving dinner party*

Later. . . NL 'weasels'! aka 'cowards'. . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyNSn99WndI

. . . looking at the names to find out THE TRIBE of usual perpetrators. . .

Confirmed. . .

waka pass. . . .>>>>>>>>>>exits thread from this end!

It is up to the woman really.
Na she get the body and na she buy the dress abi?
I dress however I damn well please!
Never been a seductive dresser though. . .
I feel good about myself and BODY. . .with or without clothes!
I can NEVER DRESS to please ANY MAN or ANY BODY. . . PEOPLE should dress within their own comfort zones too!
For what? For acceptance or recognition?

I don't have time to be 'sexxing' up my dress style for 'self-esteem' enhancement.
MY PICTURES ON AND OFF NL will attest to that.
I only 'flash' online to cause 'commotion'!

I still dress the same way. . . .single or married.

It is up to the woman. . .

I have trained my husband to mind his business when it comes to my mode of dressing. . . I accord him the same courtesy!
I am not in a BOKO-CHIBOK marriage!

Amen!!!!