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Family / Re: Tips On Desire And Relationship Intimacy by mgbeketoto: 8:01am On Nov 26, 2014
guilt or repulsion towards sexual intimacy are some of the causes of loss of sexual desires.

NEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
As long as I "kin" reasssssssh
You phock moi. . . I phock toi. . . .MOUNT MOHAMMED. . .It could be a 'mad fox' for all I kia! cheesy
KABOOM!
1:1 na draw! kiss
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 7:44am On Nov 26, 2014
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

See kweshun o!
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 7:41am On Nov 26, 2014
[size=20pt]BLACK MAN CAN DISH BUT CANT WASH THE PLATE! THE 'OREO' EXPERIENCE. . . . grin[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd-oyNrYJUA

WHO SAYS BLACK MAN NOR SABI TALK. . . sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap! JELOSI! grin
Loooooooooooooza!!!! cheesy

See this foolish NIGGA?
Ya mama nor be black? cheesy

See all the nonsense wey you dey tok about YOUR OWN MAMA. . . .? grin

[size=20pt]ANGRY BLACK MEN!!!![/size]
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 7:34am On Nov 26, 2014
berem:
haaaaa!!! lipsrsealed shocked

Do not say I told you! lipsrsealed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTTZEVQuSsI
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 7:33am On Nov 26, 2014
KanwuliaJara:


You can't have a conversation with "Pea" o!
His argumentative style is synonymous with that of a WEASEL'S! angry
At least Coogar is direct even if you will still run mad! grin
The other one called 'Crackhaus'?
P-I-E-C-E-S!

'Ow women nor go RUN MAD PASS "TERRY G"? cheesy

Can you imagine being married to these kinds of 'men'? shocked
NA QUARREL EVERY DAY AND NIGHT even while YOU ARE PHOCKING 'EM! grin

muchechechechecheche

What a perfect description for some 'low-lives' on and off NL! lipsrsealed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Ig5qvEhmE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTTZEVQuSsI

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Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 7:26am On Nov 26, 2014
GOODMORNING. . . AMERICA!!!

PEA + WEA. . . = PEEWEE! lipsrsealed

I am 'weasel'! lipsrsealed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnzmb_e6Xc&index=2&list=PL9jqgc4yT-NByMeb1NU5uKOzDbmq2A6qt

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 7:19am On Nov 26, 2014
Hmmmmmmmm! lipsrsealed

Killed one wife for 'ritual' with 'remote control' too. . . ijebooo juju! lipsrsealed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtZ2GGxYJo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdTukRLq2y4
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 7:17am On Nov 26, 2014
berem:
Lol! grin grin grin

Only one man. . . lipsrsealed

http://www.sunshinebookseller.com/_item?item_id=439001

The first wife of the former Nigerian president Olusegun Obasanjo has broken it in spectacular style with a tell-all autobiography, Bitter-Sweet: My Life with Obasanjo. The author paints a portrait of her husband as a vindictive "master of decoy", a "violent and unrepentant wife-basher", and a man whose "womanising knows no bounds". It couldn't come at a worse time for the 72-year-old Mr Obasanjo who has been busily building a new profile for himself as a pan-African statesman second only to Kofi Annan -
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 7:11am On Nov 26, 2014
berem:
You will know a responsible husband when you see one and Atiku falls into that category. I don't care how many wives he has but his ability to love and respect them is all that matters in marriage.

Of course. . . NO SCANDAL.

Unlike. . . lipsrsealed

http://saharareporters.com/2008/01/13/my-father-made-love-my-wife-%E2%80%94gbenga-obasanjo

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/gave-dad-iyabo-obasanjo/

http://saharareporters.com/2008/01/23/iyabo-obasanjo-bello-wanted-us-child-kidnapping
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 6:59am On Nov 26, 2014
berem:
cheesy cheesy

YOU SEE WHY I LOVE THIS MAN. . .WOMEN ARE CONVERTING FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FROM ALL OVER NIGERIA TO LAND IN HIS BED!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! cheesy

http://nm.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=4580&z=17

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[size=20pt]My battle to marry Atiku — Titi Abubakar[/size]

Read more: http://nm.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=4580&z=17#ixzz3K9TxOyKi


How did you meet your husband?

You know, my husband, as a young Customs man, was then serving at Idi-Iroko, but we met in Lagos; and, he proposed to me and it was very difficult because my parents never wanted me to marry a northerner. We really had it tough. But with persuasion, they succumbed and we got married.

What was the attraction? Was it love at first sight?

It was not love at first sight. He did not just see me and said he wanted to marry me. He had been watching me and he saw, like you said my humility and quietness, and he fell in love with me. But I told him I had to pursue my education, that I just finished my school certificate examination. He promised that even if I am in his house, that he was going to do all these things for me.

[size=20pt]He promised my parents and he actually fulfilled his promise.[/size]



Read more: http://nm.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=4580&z=17#ixzz3K9SSzbfp[/b]

When commeth anoda? cry

I KNOW BETA MAN WHEN I SEE ONE KE! cool

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY TURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKI. . . !!!!! cool No wonder OBJ dey jelos. grin WITI IM 'FUJI HOUSE OF COMMOTION FAMILY NETWORK'!

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Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 6:55am On Nov 26, 2014
[size=20pt]YES WE CAN!!! YES WE CAN!!! YES WE CAN GET WHITE DUDES TOO!!!! cool[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogwQNPem4KU
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 6:46am On Nov 26, 2014
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 6:33am On Nov 26, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3x5DOU4GVI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3AoYT-ru8

[size=20pt]BLACK SISTAS STOP BEING 'FOOLS IN LOVE'. . . GET A VANILLA BABY!!!! WHITE MEN BE LOOKING! cool[/size]
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 6:22am On Nov 26, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwlHnvWH4Q

[size=20pt]HOW TINA TURNER MET HER WHITE HUNK cool. . . . . . . BLACK WOMEN. . . ANGRY IS YESTERDAY'S NEWS. FIND YOU A WHITE MAN. . . NOT A BLACK JUNGLE BUNNY! kiss[/size]


GOOD MORNING MY BEAURRRRRRRRRRRIFUL H-AMERICA!!!!
THE LAND OF FULFILLED BLACK WOMEN!!!!! cool

Shoooooooooooku d'alu!!!
These area-boys and fadas aka 'London' cyber riff-raffs don go sleep.
Make we for see road!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 6:17am On Nov 26, 2014
ORCHARD NOT FOR BLACK FOUL-MOUTHED NIGGAS ON OR OFF NL! cool
Time to 'twerk'! cool

Sooooooooooooooooo looking for some 'broke-arzze' boy-toys on NL. . . . .

Sons of APC DRUG MULES. . . .TO BE EXACT! tongue

Family / Re: Women Appreciate Your Body by mgbeketoto: 6:07am On Nov 26, 2014
OH JES O!
I appreciate every h-inch!
H-including my h-orchard! grin

Politics / Re: Is Obama Worthy Of Being American President? Read What Happen by mgbeketoto: 2:38am On Nov 26, 2014
Abeg, na only 2 years remain.
YOU VOTED HIM, I did not!
Ha! angry

These Americans too complain. . . HABA!
Politics / Re: Tayo Akinmade Ayinde (next Lagos State Governor) by mgbeketoto: 2:34am On Nov 26, 2014
SHINNNNNNNNNNNNEKE O!
Na which grave dem exhume this AYINDE man from biko kwa nu? cheesy
Some wor-worISM! cry
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 2:19am On Nov 26, 2014
ABEG!
Make una shift base from this dry thread wey dey smell like rotton woroba toto jor! tongue
Atiku dey crown im IGBO FIRST LADY FOR POLITICAL SECTION.

Nonsenssssssssssssssssssse london hood rats! tongue
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Shares New Picture With His Barrister Wife by mgbeketoto: 2:17am On Nov 26, 2014
Gooooooooooooooo TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fada ONE NIGERIA!

I love you SAI!!!! grin

Aunty JEMILLA "OLUSSSSSSSSSSHI". . . CONGRATS!

NOW WE HAVE AN IGBO FIRST LADY of NIGERIA!!!!

She will make a beautiful one

I am glad Biafrans are marrying Northerners o!
Nigeria will have peace!

IF TITI GO GREEEEEEEEEE O
ABI NA ROTATIONAL FIRST LADY ON A TIME TABLE WE GO GET?
Mu che che che che che che che che
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 2:13am On Nov 26, 2014
NL DORTY BLOKOS IS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! tongue

Tufia to the 'kwah-kwah'!
YUCK!
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 2:05am On Nov 26, 2014
MUCHECHECHECHECHECHE

Na who dey call mgbketoto dia for interpretation? tongue

Abi my toto smell pass awon 'HUMGBATI' YOWN on and off NL? tongue

Polymonikering whorre gang still dey h-operate ni ?
KHIAN
KHIAN
KHIAN
KHIAN

WHORRROBA LONDON-HUMGBATI DORTY POOSIES ON THE THREAD. . . . tongue
H-especially stinking 'london-ghetto-ones' witi 'MALLAM MICHAEL ADIGBOLOJA LONDON TEETH'!
Ha!


somebarrrrrrrrry need to WASH im AZZZZZZZZZZZZE

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMI 'SOAP'! tongue
Family / Re: Do You Talk To Yourself? by mgbeketoto: 1:55am On Nov 26, 2014
I talk about anything that comes to mind at that time! kiss
Family / Re: The Experience Of An Abused House Girl by mgbeketoto: 1:51am On Nov 26, 2014
Abused house girls turn to abusive mothers and wives!
The cycle continues! kiss

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Family / Re: Parents Be Warned! by mgbeketoto: 1:47am On Nov 26, 2014
Hmmmmmm!

How many cases we wan judge? undecided
Abeggi. . . na una GOD go take care of children for this world! kiss
Family / Re: contract Marriage by mgbeketoto: 1:43am On Nov 26, 2014
Kanwulia:
The best marriages are contract marriages!
Strictly business!
No need to deceive yourselves with some occult, fake "biblical or koranic" shytty vows! cool
No need to forsake all others!
AMEN!!!! cool


Amen!!!! cool
Family / Re: Do You Switch Off Your Phone At Night? Positive And Negative Effects Of Doing So by mgbeketoto: 1:42am On Nov 26, 2014
Absolutely!
Not interested in the world in my sleep! cool
YOU ALWAYS SLEEP BETTER! kiss

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Family / Re: House Wives and wrapper by mgbeketoto: 1:38am On Nov 26, 2014
I nor be house wife o. . . Na wrapper I dey for chest for the past 4 days! cool
Breeze musto h-enter sointin ke! cheesy

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Family / Re: House Wife Yes/no by mgbeketoto: 1:26am On Nov 26, 2014
Not even under a white man's roof. . . .not to mention a black one!
Tufiakwa! grin

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Family / Re: Equality Between Men And Women Is Against Nature. by mgbeketoto: 1:22am On Nov 26, 2014
As long as men and women are EQUAL in my house. . .NO QUALMS!
Come try ya luck for my gate ke! cool
Family / Re: The Angry Black Woman: Racist, Sexist Or Truth. by mgbeketoto: 12:47am On Nov 26, 2014
[size=20pt]YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. . . .WE BE LUSTING AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT![/size]cool



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbAGvg19j5Q


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