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Politics / Re: Africa's Richest Woman, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija Joins Lagos Governor Race by mgbeketoto: 10:37pm On Jan 10, 2014
Hmmmm!
Nice!
At least she fine pass that 'GARAWA' Fashola im DEPUTY ROTTWEILER! grin
Politics / Re: Iyetade Soyinka's Funeral Service In Ibadan (Pictures) by mgbeketoto: 10:28pm On Jan 10, 2014
akpomeme:
They all know he caused it... Yanshing without condom...

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Is Amaechi that BIIIIIIIIIIG? shocked
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To First Baby Born From Smuggled Sperm by mgbeketoto: 10:18pm On Jan 10, 2014
Who needs a man, when sperm can be smuggled kwa nu? grin
Make dem do DNA TESTING jor!
Smuggled sperm ko! cheesy
Family / Re: Mother Of 18-yr-old Boy Who Killed Virgin For Ritual Speaks by mgbeketoto: 10:09pm On Jan 10, 2014
Not surprised!
Na real IKECHUKWU!!!! grin
See the BLAAAAAAAAAACK, UGGGGGGGLY, DIIIIIIIRTY-LOOKING THING!

With a history of PEDO-PHILIA too?
Bastard na pickin too ke!
Shiiiiiiooooor!!! angry

Who placed a curse on him? undecided
Please, 90% of women raising BOYS without CARING AND LOVING fathers/father-figure role models turn out this way! kiss
Politics / Re: Jonathan Miscalculated By Asking Sanusi To Resign. by mgbeketoto: 10:02pm On Jan 10, 2014
Are you minding THE DUNCE!
Sanusi says he ain't going NOWHERE!
GEJ go and CHOP HOT SHYTE!!! kiss

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Family / Re: Wife Threatning Her Husband. by mgbeketoto: 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2014
I am sooooooo glad men are REAPING the seeds of domestic VIOLENCE. . . .they keep sowing. . . . . kiss

Locally. . .
Domestically. . .
Internationally. . .
Continentally. . .

Intercontinentally. . . .
Universally. . . .
Globally. . . .
Ecologically. . . . .

Materially. . .
Spiritually. . . .
Culturally. . . . .
Anthropolically. . . .

PERSONALLY, PERSONA-PERSONALLY!!!! kiss

For every VIOLENT WOMAN THERE IS, AT LEAST 2 MEN SHOWED HER HOW. . . . .A FATHER AND ONE BROTHER!!!! kiss

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Politics / Re: Suggest Ways JONATHAN Can Sack SANUSI Without Recourse To The Senate by mgbeketoto: 9:32pm On Jan 10, 2014
Trouble dey sleep, SMELLING MESS WAN WAKE AM!

Hmmmm!
Politics / Re: Iyetade Soyinka's Funeral Service In Ibadan (Pictures) by mgbeketoto: 9:28pm On Jan 10, 2014
Akshow: wetin bring Bianca inside dis matter? Miss mgbeke agadiwayin baby

I am just saying how she escaped "2 SHOTS"! lipsrsealed
Abeg nor drag bia-bia from my toto o!
Hiaaaaahn!!! I come in 'sack cloth'! lipsrsealed
We are in 'mourning' here! lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Iyetade Soyinka's Funeral Service In Ibadan (Pictures) by mgbeketoto: 9:16pm On Jan 10, 2014
Undisclosed 'cause of death' in her 40s? lipsrsealed
Hmmmmmm lipsrsealed
Bianca was really lucky! lipsrsealed
She was still h-answering "SOYINKA"? lipsrsealed
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Amaechi go wound woman o! lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Ogun Governor, Amosun In Certificates Forgery, Age Falsification. by mgbeketoto: 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2014
Hmmmmmmm!
Na wah!
Why do these stories come out AFTER THE "FART"? grin
Family / Re: WOW ! New Year Family Give Away ! by mgbeketoto: 8:39pm On Jan 10, 2014
Put my family on the web?
E badu belle and e jolosi go DIE o! grin
Family / Re: Ladies And Societal Pressure by mgbeketoto: 8:32pm On Jan 10, 2014
Not where I live o!
Black AMERICAN women dey forbid marriage o!!!
Abegggggggi, NA BABY DADDY DEY REIGN!!!
Shioooooor!

Only in places like NIGERIA of course, FULL OF HYPOCRITES AND PHAGOCYTES!!!! kiss

Not to mention Pharisees, SADDDDDUCEEEES, and IJEBUSITES!!!! grin
Family / Re: Why Do Nairalanders Keep Viewing Post Without Posting? by mgbeketoto: 8:25pm On Jan 10, 2014
Muchechecheche!
Some wan look "tia paheint' only o! grin
SOME ADIGBOLOJAS only show up with e badu belle and e JOLO-JOLOSI-IZMS!!!!
Agbayas of ANCIENT NL of course! wink
Family / Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by mgbeketoto: 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2014
pslm23: Now i feel bad putting this post up! If i knew it was going to enter into a full blown war of words between adults, I'd have taken a chill pill and stayed off NL. The topic is very much derailed and over. the first 3 and a half pages tackled the issue at hand and the remaining 4 pages were......All i can say is WOW!!!
For those who gave meaningful responses, thank you.

You are welcome dia. kiss
See you with another lovely thread! cool
Family / Re: The World's Biggest Family: Man With 39 wives, 94 children And 33 grandchildren by mgbeketoto: 5:36pm On Jan 10, 2014
Not an AFRICAN? shocked
I tink say dem sabi to phock plenty-plenty? grin
I hope he will not turn ABIOLA OF INDIA? grin
Family / Re: Marital Infidelity, Divorce, And The Untold Story Of Nigerians Abroad by mgbeketoto: 5:34pm On Jan 10, 2014
HA!
Wonders!
I tink say na only me dey change ID o! wink

ABRRRRACADABRRRRRRA!!!! cheesy
Family / Re: Mother Stabs Twin Babies To Death And Dropped Corpses In The Toilet by mgbeketoto: 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2014
Just out of curiosity, that NEWBORN stripped blanket is found only in AMERICAN hospitals. No? shocked
Abi it is found in TARABA State too? grin
OP, abeg HESSSSSPLAIN O!
Nairaland / General / Re: . by mgbeketoto: 4:42pm On Jan 10, 2014
Na LIE!!!
THEY ARE 419 CHRISTIANS!!!! kiss
Family / Re: Important Questions To Consider Before You Say I DO by mgbeketoto: 4:37pm On Jan 10, 2014
Ahem!
NOT a reading matter o!

You just say I DO and go from there! kiss
People CHANGE after marriage! kiss
Family / Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by mgbeketoto: 4:28pm On Jan 10, 2014
May we not DIE by assassinations vs abortions iseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
AWON FFK VS BOO!!! tongue
Nothing like a DEAD NL still living with HER mother!
Reeeeeal OLD CARGO, even FADA REFUSES TO PHOCK AND MARRY, BUT MOTHER WILL FIND DEAD AND BURY LIKE MALLAH OVER-PHOCKED NATIVE GUINEA- FOWL WITH 100,000 NAIRA!!! TCHWUEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!
Awon the OLD SHALT GROW AND THE YOUNG SHALT QUENCH ON NL "moda and fada will kill and CHOP !!! cry

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

FIIIIIIIIAKWAAAAAH!!!

Ndi AMOSU na NDI OSSSSSSSU!!!

Ba yan nu! Ni mee EVIL FOREST!
Tata! grin
Family / Re: Letter To My Son - 1 by mgbeketoto: 4:19pm On Jan 10, 2014
Nice!
Too late for MANY! cheesy
Family / Re: I Regret by mgbeketoto: 4:09pm On Jan 10, 2014
Marriage is not a DISASTER!
ONLY WHEN YOU GET MARRIED TO PSYCHOS! cheesy

*GANG NEFA INVADE THIS THREAD?* cheesy

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Family / Re: I Regret by mgbeketoto: 4:05pm On Jan 10, 2014
Sounds like one NL BRIDE that got married less than a month ago!
HMMMMMM cheesy
Especially those WHO SPEND CHEAP HONEYMOONS WITH THE DREGS ON NL!!! cheesy
Family / Re: A Father Cradling A Baby And Styling His Daughter's Hair by mgbeketoto: 4:03pm On Jan 10, 2014
MEEEEEHN!
Fadas are MADE, not born!!!

I LOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!
Lucky girls!!!!
Their MAMA NA WHITE! No wonder!!! grin

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Family / Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by mgbeketoto: 3:56pm On Jan 10, 2014
Any more gist from the AWON OL CARGOS OFFERING FREE COUNSELLING FOR 'YOUNG AND RESTLESS' brides of Ala-OSSSSSSSSUUUUUUU on NL? wink

Yahoo man - Yahoo 15 year-OLD groom go soon go collect im 1 million Naira aka DONATION TO LIBERATE POVERTY bride price after seeing these PICTURES!!! WHAT AN INSULT to a SOUTH-SOUTH groom! Serves him right for venturing into TABOOOO AREAS for marriage!

OSU must be OSU KE!!!!
NEW BRIDE WET DEY MIX WITH NNA GA'A LU' NL ANCIENT AND MODERN PSYCHOS!!!!

TWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Somebarrrrry, PLEASE SHOUT DIVORCED NIGERIAN WOMAN LIVING IN NIGERIA!!!!!


Muchechecheche!!!!
Family / Re: Raising Polite Kids - Poetry by mgbeketoto: 3:46pm On Jan 10, 2014
Amen!!!!
To bad, it is too late for some! grin
Family / Re: The Beauty Of Marriage by mgbeketoto: 3:44pm On Jan 10, 2014
jasmines:

You are right o! but I don't feel anything when we are together instead I remember the one who jilted moi, that happiness of just seeing the one you love is one of the things which help marriages stand the test of time.
What about when he gets tired of me not loving him up to expectations, or he meets someone who loves him / I meet someone I love?

I see you live in a planet called "IF"!
Good luck! kiss
Family / Re: Read 10 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Woman Should Visit A Strip Club At Least Once by mgbeketoto: 3:41pm On Jan 10, 2014
I don't think I wanna go dia o!
Wetin I wan s smell anode woman TOTO for? undecided
Please, I WANNO SEE NAYKED MEN ONLY!!! kiss

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Family / Re: The Beauty Of Marriage by mgbeketoto: 3:38pm On Jan 10, 2014
HER WAHALA HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
Counselling go plenty!!!

CHAI!!! cry
Family / Re: Harsh Truths Black People Don’t Want To Hear by mgbeketoto: 3:35pm On Jan 10, 2014
I AGREE!!!
With all of the above!!! kiss
THEY ALSO LOVE TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART LIKE PARIAHS!!!!
Always Sooooooooo JEALOUS and INSANELY WICKED!!! Twa!!!
The reason death and diseases keep ravaging the whole UGGGGLY, BLAAACK RACE!!!!
Family / Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by mgbeketoto: 3:17pm On Jan 10, 2014
#1. A woman gets married and DECIDES to RUBBISH herself with CYBER OLD CARGO SINGLES AND THE FLAKY FOLAKES AND FOLARINS OF NL. . . . .with NO VISIBLE PROOF OF MARRIAGE LIKE HERS O, while her POOR husband is earning a living IN THE HARSH CREEKS OF THE NIGER DELTA!

You see why I have always stated that PEOPLE SHOULD ALWAYS AVOID GETTING MARRIED FROM CERTAIN PARTS OF NIGERIA WEY NOR GET 'MARRIAGE CULTURE'? cry

Stay tuned! wink
Family / Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by mgbeketoto: 3:12pm On Jan 10, 2014
Back to topic!

You see on this thread is the main reason why NIGERIAN MARRIED WOMEN ARE SCORNED DIVORCEES!
Let me explain with the case of NL JJC 'NEWLY-WEDDED' TAFIA!!! cheesy
I nor call anybody name o!!!!!

I dey come! wink

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