₦airaland Forum

Jamso89:
My brother, I am still in sober mood since I came back from the so called two days training program. Those people are just something else. I regret wasting my transport and precious time there. It's purely marketing job and based on commission. The annoying part of it is that before you even start the job, they ask you to pay 5000 for registration. Imagine. Where do they think unemployed graduate take money? The same marketing job that other companies are even begging people to come and do is what they are requesting 5000 just for registration. And you are going to market goods that are not even known in the market. Nonsense.

Sooo sorry dear, got the invite too but I was skeptical about it.. With your experience so far, I thank God I didn't bother going atall. Don't worry okay, better days ahead.

ehinorlive:
Can someone who is physically challenged apply, i need urgent response please.

I don't think so

Went to club once, couldn't make out the kinda music they were playing Just jelely sat down and was busy consuming all the drinks I could lay my hands on while nodding my head.. I found myself Sleeping soundly in the house the next day. My own clubbing no follow come abeg

MrDebonair:
Michelle55. Not open relationship. Just that she has no worries investing in me.
No financial links like money exchange, gifting.
No domestic volunteering like house chores, cooking,laundry.

In that way, nothing to point at if it goes down south.

Well understood.. Sounds weird to me though but you know what's best for you. At the end of the day your happiness and peace of mind is paramount

MrDebonair:
Michelle55, That's why she has nothing to invest in me, should everything go south pole. In that way, there won't be statements like "After all I have done for you".

Guess you're right about that which also means that you don't want to be monopolized by her right? More like an open relationship

MrDebonair:
Michelle55. You are not seeing the true picture. On one hand it looks like rules, On the other hand it's what you call freedom. Means she has less to worry about me from all indications.

I guess you will like that.

She will have less to worry about you if truly you are the faithful type. Problem solved then! the reason why some ladies are skeptical about giving their all to guys in a relationship has to do with the guys not being faithful after she must have invested all of her heart to the relationship .. Truth is, you guys are just unpredictable!

Absolutely nothing.. Just keep me company while I do the chores.. Tell me stories that will crack me up and before you say jack I'm through

Kukuma no do wedding atall.. Just carry her on higher purchase to save enough money for future purpose

birdie:
What is Odozi Aku and what is Ori Aku?

Odozi Aku=Keeper of wealth(to my own understanding except my igbo brethren says otherwise while
Ori Aku= eater/consumer of wealth Please forgive my understanding of the igbo language Ndi igbo over to una biko, epp us with the correct translation.

MrDebonair:
1. I don't appreciate gift from ladies. Rather,give me good sex.
2. I won't allow a lady to pay my lunch or dinner bills. You pay yours and I pay mine. Or I pay both.
3. I don't believe in love text messages. Rather tell me to my face or show me when we play fighting under cover.
4. Don't ring me everyday. Who does that?
5. Don't prepare any meal in my absence, I supervise my hygienic cooking to my taste. Nothing changes that.
6. Broke is no state, I like to go through. You wouldn't even know if I go broke. Fortunately, I don't go broke and wouldn't be asking you for money even if broke.
7. You can't take me shopping. It's the other way round
8. You can pray for me. That's ok
9. You can advise me but no guarantee I will take it on board.
10. My future is already bright. Don't try ruining it.

Haaba.. Your own is too much gan kpakpa.
Your rules and regulations will send the lady packing before her time.just take am easy mbok

truthsayer009:
Hmmm, It's like you haven't fallen in love before. I can bet you no matter what we say, this guy will stay put
Until Dec 31st hoping he would be the one. Once you are in love, you can't see until you are out of it.

No worry, by Jan 1st 2020, you will see another thread

Lolss.. You are not nice at all. I just hope for his sake, he forget about her and move on to avoid another thread

topedoski:
That handwriting look like my wife's

Kindly check well, it might be true

truthsayer009:
No please, He's in Love. Maybe things will work out & then he will be the winner

Which kain Yeye love be that.. A lady that openly told you that she's fair game and into a raffle draw relationship, what kinda love is he expecting from her after her declaration? Dude should just dust his ass up and get going..

candlewax:
Exactly. Na me go explain without anyone asking.
E no funny oo

To save yourself the drama and stares from neighbors, sun dry the bed when everyone has gone out too much sense will not kee me oh chei

Drwords:
Sister, what exactly are you saying?

Brother, what do you understand

SageMK:
Dude looks so lifeless.
She drained every bit of life force out of him.

Lol. They must have been on it for hours. This is wrong.

Sex shouldn't last more than 5 mins. Anything more is hell. Men do your thing and sleep. If she isn't satisfied, let her grow her own penìs. Pls don't go & kill yourself.

5minutes what? Anyway, you take style pass Indomie time sha... So you are only after your own satisfaction bah?

You sure say no be piss Op cos I know trust you Just imagine say you carry the foam go outside and your neighbors dey look you Na you by yasef, upon yasef go dey explain give dem when dem no ask you anything.. They will be like see this agbaya wey piss for bed con dey explain gibberish give us like say we ask am anything Abi im think say we be small pikin ni

Winner will be announced ke? Shey na raffle draw relationship ni? Cos ayam not understanding atall
Op if you know what's good for you, just move on because from all indication she already has a winner at heart and it's not you. I'm sorry if I'm being blunt but it's the truth.. The earlier some of us realize that we're better off without some people, our lives will take a positive and beautiful turn

nazicartel:
in my university days I bought a phone for my girlfriend, wanted to surprise her with the phone... when I got there she welcomed me, we started our love gist, then I noticed her friend was not comfortable... never knew they were preparing to go somewhere dat nite... she sent her friend text msg telling her she wants to discharge me so that they'll be going that she should call her... I suspected what was going on, I told her I want to check time then set my own time, she stupidly gave me d phone.. saw d msg, check time, then gave her d phone.. everything went as planned, her friend called her to cm and pick her text book that she's traveling dat nite... she told me she was going... I left her lodge.. couldn't sleep dat nite.. I sent her d msg she sent to her friend..... saw her calls coming didn't pick... to cut d story short... I sold d phone the nxt day... dat was d end of d relationship....
Heartbreak deh kill person... i pity this guy

We die here This is a pure case of Cunny woman die, Cunny man bury am.. Case closed!!

Vellichor:
OP, abeg go on with the new dude. Leave that loyal, serious and dedicated man and send him my way. Single girls like me want to meet a man like him. You're a very confused somebody and don't deserve him if you're thinking of dumping him.

You Gat no chill atall, you no even wait for her to drop the guy sef you don dey apply
Op please leave the innocent guy so that loyal girls will locate him

Lemme relax here , if I say what's on my mind you won't like it atall.. But I'm happy people are dishing it out for you as e dey hot.. Shebi toto dey scratch you bah, just wait until the smooth talker is done with you then you go know howfar We dey here dey wait for another thread with different moniker

Jayslicky:
The man must be somehow connected to Nigeria, I trust Nigerians they like awoof pass anything. I can still remember an episode of me and mama mofe, she had cheated me on a goat meat I bought for 800 naira instead of 600naira, I kept mute and didn't complain, the next week my prayers was answered she fell into my trap, she mistakenly sold five goat meat for just 1,200naira thinking she gave me just two goat meats.

You just succeeded in sending the woman back to her village you no get joy atall

funmijoyb:
Learned

Still wrong MA..

lanreabbey:
please guys can I get state of origin certificate in my state liasson office with the local government chairman signature stamp on it....pleeeessseee your hellp is needed

Yes, if possible.

Satan66:
her sister looks like evening newspaper
Are you sure you haven't eaten her puna?

Oponu oshi
Sometimes it's best to remain mute than to speak and display your stupidity to the general public.
Your village people are already ashamed of you. Ewu Gambia


HML to your sister @Op, God bless their union and make it fruitful

Done and dusted despite the hassle one encountered during the registration process.. I pray we all scale through leaving none of us behind
Happy Easter

Here for the fight that's about to go down

fabem:
Hi,

For now, many applicants will be experiencing "error 504" and to some once they login, their page will redirect back to login page.

So, with time the web will be normalized and everybody will be able to apply.

Once the web is back and running, i will update you guys.

Do not stress yourself or waste your data.

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Thank You.

I sight you at DTOPS, longest time.

Thank you.. Was experiencing error 504. I'll just have to wait till it normalized

Originalsly:
No thanks! I don't want to make front page here because of your offer.
Nairalander Kicked Out of Asso Rock A Nairalander (name withheld for the sake of peace) was asked if he was drunk to demand meeting the Minister of Finance for the sole purpose of collecting promised payment for a drink he drank and got drunk. The Minister categorically denied ever making such a promise to him or anyone else in her life. He was subsequently handed over to SARS. We will update as soon as he or remnants of him is found.

LMAO... You got me rolling on the floor,

Originalsly:
That's why it's so funny to me...it's the truth!

Thanking you for agreeing with me I reserve one bottle of Heineken for you, just go any bar go collect am with my name I go pay once I become minister of finance

Originalsly:
...you funny !...cracking me up!

Glad I made you laugh but no true I yarn oh

It's a welcome development to get to know more about your partner's background, culture etc. My cousin got married to an Edo man and they are living happily for years now. I really don't care where one's partner comes from as long he or she makes you complete and happy as a person.