₦airaland Forum

Timekeeper:
3. a. The house is located in a ghetto like area in Ajah where the bathroom has no door and even the next person bathroom and people outside will know u r the one bathing. (bathroom fence not tall and no roof)

3.b. The toilet fence are so short that the next person can see u and u can see him/her while pooing cry cry cry. I love privacy and this kind life is not what I wished for.

So you mean on a good Saturday, you people cant gather small change after discussing the issue with caretaker/homeowner and no response?
Get 4×2 wood, one roofing sheet, kansha, nail, saw, hammer and hinge to make the toilet door yourself.
Start to be a man small small na ...

Hashabiah:
David shouldn't stoop to this level

He has never for once gat levels..

FalseProphet1:
Because Nigerians naturally are husslers and hard working people, so if they apply half of the effort they use in Nigeria over there in the USA, they'd become millionaires.

Also, the American system is built in such a way that there's reward for geninue hard work. Over here in Nigeria, no matter how qualifed or how hard you've worked, if your name isn't Abdul, Mohammed, Aisha ...and come from a certain section of the country, you're just wasting your time.

By 2023, more than 98% of Nigerian youths would have successfully migrated out of this hell hole.

This I have seen.

Statement like @bolded is reason why Nigerians will never succeed in Nigeria because you have already cap your success by not been Abdul, Muhammed and Aisha.
Mumu.. how will you succeed in life with this kind of mind set.

Avoid9jaGirls:
The bad wife ( according to The People of UAR ) is still in Marriage

The good one is taking a break from marriage

Don't let tribe influence your choice of picking a partner... Except it's Yoruba Muslim ....Then you need to ruuuuunnnnnn.....



Yoruba Muslim sef ....wetin concern Oyakhilome and Peter Okoye..... You need agbo

Meaning what..?
What happen to being a yoruba Muslim?

Fahdiga:
It is quite disheartening how Buhari has bastardized every single fabric of our national existence that he inherited from the PDP. EFCC, DSS Army, Police and other agencies that was working well under the previous administrations is now a tool to harass and hound dissenting voices. Buhari has destroyed Nigeria beyond redemption

Shut-up abeg..

jumper524:
so small business shouldn't pay tax abi? W
Hich money dem go take do the road for Keke riders to
Operate? Why are people so selfish.
That's how bike riders in Abuja lga are so adamant to pay #100 daily tax yet the ediot
Who call themselves poor men have two Wives atleast and have no problem giving birth to their 9th child that they won't take care off.
Rubbish

Agreed with you totally but state governments are doing little or no effort in bringing investors to put in place big projects.

hisexcellency34:
So unfortunate. GEJ spent the better part of his presidency building Almajiri schools and developing the North, yet they ended up betraying him

How much is the cost of building Almajiri school which you guys always talked about. Its an initiative funded by government which is expected to continue by any preceding government irrespective of party but the idea of Almajiri school was not welcome in the north.

Thank God Kaduna have started oil exploration and big investors are trooping Kaduna to invest in numbers..
Ask me where the IGR is coming from.
From small businesses, keke riders and petty traders who through thick and thin came up with ideas just to feed their family but state governments would see your survival instinct to generate revenue which will still be looted by the greedy ones. Whenever you start seeing pictures of flyover from any state start circulating the Internet, just know something is fishy because they will make you believe your tax is been judiciously used.

K

Barrister026:
Smile

That will make me come off as been greedy, don't you think.
What will people think when they hear it.

"If him wife cook, na him dey go devide food from pot"


It's not mature

Just before I login to nairaland, I had my dinner which I dished myself.
Sometimes I tell her to boil water and I will go turn gari using spoon which I believe is more sweeter than using turning stick.

uchman:
My dad died when u was small,My step dad was dieing on the sick bed in 2013,still he was still insisting I buy jamb form,he gave me money from de money people brought to us to go and purchase jamb form..he is de best dad..he made sure I graduated..tank God he later survived that sickness..��

When you know he survived, why using On his dieing bed .
Since bed je sick bed, which one be dying bed and later survived.

Dailymice:
If only thier eyes were opened to the politics that goes on, they wouldn't even join the army not to talk more of dying for this country. I only pity FOOLISH SOUTHERNERS joining the Army. Una Mumu Too Mush

Keep encouraging the southerners not to join military.
The implications of your opinion have already start manifesting.
There is zero sense in your post.

bigpriik:
I i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Oponu!
You think that marriage is about "she fine scatter"
Go marry her na..

amnesty7:
Someone taking care of your home, your meals and her pregnancy and you still think she is doing nothing?

Don't mind him..

SRAROFDAVID:
most of you back people are must too empty upstairs, have you asked yourself, what is bandit in this Nigerian contest, why is a sheik their spokesman, something should tell you they have some believes system bothering on religion not because of the Ransome they collect, if they are just criminals the amount of money they have collected as Ransome should have made some of them to quite, bandit is same as book haram there is an ideology , the circularism of Nigeria is a problem to them, so give them what they crave for, everyone in that region will be happy except politicians due to oil money

You're definitely not my target responder....
You lack Comprehension.
The bandits should try same with next government.
I am a field worker and I know farmer-herder conflicts more than a decade ago which is not giving due attention and as degenerated into banditry, kidnapping and terrorism.
Sokoto, Zamfara and Kastina are pure Muslim state but worst hitted by bandits.

dasparrow:
Until this problem engulfs the whole country Nigeria, that is when you will know that Nigerians are in deep trouble. Call a referendum. Break up Nigeria to save lives . Don't think you and your family are safe. This issues will eventually get to every nook and cranny of the nation. Be wise.

So after the breakup, Sabon Birni Local Government will now become part of Biafra or Oodua Republic?
How does your breakup save the lifes of innocent people in Sokoto, Zamfara, Katsina and the North-east.
Stop taking this breakup of a thing to heart or taking it too seriously, its all politic brought about by politicians which will eventually go away after 2023.
Ipob suspended Sit-at-home for elections to take place.
Who are those that speak to Ipob about their Sit-at-home order? Yeah you guess right, politicians.
You guys should quit helping politicians to play this game.
Let demand for a better,prosperous and a stable Nigeria.
Lifes of the commoners are been lost every single day, inflation at the highest, corruption at all time high, insecurity at all time high.

slimmaintenance:
this is someone I have been stylishly searching and bothered for.

You're bothered because if she's not there and missing you will probably answer to her family about her whereabout.
You're searching for her because you're not too sure of your stance in her life.
You're searching for her because you still don't know who exactly your spouse is and to what extent she can handle the last quarrel.
Nothing like LOVE, its all fiction or an ordinary adjective.

PlayMaker14:
We should learn how to forcefully marry girls below 9yrs just like the way a “Morally sane” Prophet did ?

I have connection with both regions, having sexual access to southern girls is so easy compared to their northern counterparts.
Once a girl is 10yo, its morally right in the south to start having sex.
But before I go, I will say you're very stupid for @bolded.
I always wonder how on earth Christians became so bold to insult Islam.

eventainment:
What's now the explanation of metaphysical activities that happens here and there

Don't mind the guy...
They see metaphysical activities but never question it but cast doubt over monotheistic religion.

Fulaniherdmens:
All of them want to follow the steps of that aboki Immigration officer. If your govt employ quality staffs and pay them salaries when due and promotion when applicable, tell me whom in his or her right senses will go contrary to the public service they sworn to serve. Please go and sit down at your high table and press your TV remote control, because a good public servant will nab his colleagues that are bad eggs.

Your type will never seize to exist.

madridguy:
Brother ADEBOWALE SIKIRU this is not necessary. You can't say no single Muslim have worked or make any supply in the building.
Let us join our voice to pray for the victims and their families.

ISLAM stand for peace, unity and love.

But probably not through the Mr Femi in his claims.
Some people you see on everyday basis are fanatic and extremist.
I was in a car with someone who refused buying orange from a woman simply because she's a Muslim.
The man is a Christian convert with all his siblings and parents still devoted and good Muslims.
He still run to his Muslim family for help during hard time but his mindset is so bad toward muslims.

Truthissupreme:
Headslammers won't be happy with this news

You can all baff with menstrual blood in pains

Sunan an-Nasa'i 326


"It was said: 'O Messenger of Allah, you perform Wudu' from the well into which the bodies of dogs, menstrual rags and garbage are thrown?' He said: 'Water is pure and it is not made impure by anything.'"

Seriously what is really wrong with you?
You think Islam can be ridicule?
I will advise you to stop this nonsense. Islam is practice by verse majority of people all over Nigeria and around the world .
If you have problem with the northerners, please find another avenue to show your anger and frustration and not through religion practice by versed majority of people. Its too insulting and demeaning for you to formulate a verse which never existed in the Qur'an.

mikmash:
The say in the council of multitude is wisdom.

I'm keeping it brief, I might pick your advice which can make or Mar me. I work with an establishment. Honestly these days the work ethic is making me depressed.
Come with me,
I pay for my marketing transportation, data and for calls. With a salary only shy above the minimum wage.
Regardless, pressure is mounting up that I'm not giving results. Let's be frank here, marketing operations differs diversely in this country. What works in kaduna, might not work in Lagos.
My peace of mind, is paramount. If you ask me whether I enjoy the working environment I did say no. But that's all a man got for now. Bearing up with the minimum.

These days I can't sleep. I feel like resigning but I'm scared of been tagged a failure. Your advice is needed Nairalanders. Help push to the front page

Work psychology is missing here..
Stop giving your every to work..
If you don close for work, close everything about work for your mind.

MidaserveNG:
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Do you have tracker I can put inside my LED TV incase of burglars?
I want to catch the guys disturbing my house.
I am experiencing frequent case of thieves breaking into my house.
Presently I am yet to replace my 46inch lg they stole just last week which is not the first occurrence.

Good thread

Righteousness2:
Whatever they are signing, Pmb should be Admonished, advised and Warned not to Join Nigeria Directly or Indirectly to the Gog Magog War Collation against Isreal. That will be a Grave Disater!

Disaster in what sense...
Israel my father land..
Oponu..

Softboy001:
I writing this is because the kind of konji that am feeling now is overwhelming

Rubbish.. are you married or what?
Lookout for a good girl and seek her hand in marriage.
Tell family and friends that you need a reasonable girl to marry. Even if you're disguising under inferiority complex, give you work as an excuse.
You lack confidence so stop pretending.
You're not married and you have no right to engage any girl in premarital sex.
Go marry oga....

ritzyvic1:
He should start with spot trading
Future is for experienced traders

He obviously don't know what he was saying..
How can you hold futures for a long-time.
Future that you're just waiting for 1% to 2% depending on your leverage .

viewflux:
My mum was doing similar thing to us about who and who owns what in my dad property in PH and the village and also trying to pitch us the children against him with so many spurious accusations, but we figured it out on time and slit 4 against 1(the last boy). I sat her down to told her the truth that she can take a bow if she is tired of the union and that i will not visit her wherever she is and that my dad is the one that commands the authority to shear his property and not her. the last daughter told her that if she disturbs the man too much and he decides to take another woman as wife that she will welcome the new wife with open hand.

When she saw it was 4 to 1 against her nagging behavior, that was how she cool till today. her reasoning done stable. what the mothers do first is the buy the children to there side then start attacking the husband because the children has her backing. this was what lead the man in Kano to burn down his house to ground level because the children and his wife where against him so nobody could lay claim to the building.

children has a big roll to play in mother/father misunderstanding.

You and your siblings have actually done well. The way mothers try to pitch children against their father is always misery.

Pierocash:
You hardly can see a Southerner in the cabinet of Northern governors

You're ignorant..

Maxcollins042:
Outright not outrightly

Outrightly = Adjective.. In an outright manner.
So correct yourself John bull.