₦airaland Forum

Mumu. She got what she deserved,
that's how God works.

cenaman:
She believe in GOD yet the GOD she believe in didn't give her gold medal.

Truthfully nothing, cuz akwa ibom is better in all ramifications.

Nwadiuto247:
Wetin concern Igbo and small Akwa Ibom?

Wherever you are, I need to find you and give you a big hug

pocohantas:
What Nigerians call smartness, would most times turn out to be total disresgard for the next person, basic etiquette, moral values, laws or rules and regulations.

A Nigerian will drive one way, get to the front- return to the correct lane and feel like a sharp guy.

A Nigerian will jump the queue, luckily they get attended to by whoever after dropping N200. They come back to you that is standing on the queue like a sane human being and tell you that you are not STREET SMART. So, you fit sleep here today o...Truly you might sleep there.


Na this kind smartness we dey exhibit most times. Majority of us are guilty of one or more. Not our fault sha, it is the kind of smartness you need to survive in a third world country, where everything-including the government is working against you.

The people that are BOOK SMART (we call them efiko and even demonise them), we stereotype them as clumsy and timid- NOT STREET SMART. The ones going about their businesses jejely are not left out from the above stereotype.

That is why when we go to countries where normal humans are, we complain it is slow, boring...etc. We have to relearn to live, because we have only been existing/surviving in the jungle we hopped on the plane from.

As a girl I love football and my bf can wait when it's time match day

Chances of divorce are very little with it. What's bad in marrying a person you've always known?

Hanks0000:
God forbid..
Person wey I don know since childhood I gon con still marry am... What happened to meeting new people

SMH!!

Shut your useless mouth and be happy for a lovely couple. Nigerians and daftness. All over the civilised world people marry their age mates,
only idiots in Nigeria feel it's a bad thing.

Fisher007:
At times you can tell who is doing who a favour in a marriage picture.

So he decided to marry a lady with the same biological clock with him based on an old family photo .

He thinks that is romantic and posted it on nairaland where hypocrite people (Feminist and MGTOW) plenty. Lmao.

My brother welcome to the plantation. My sister welcome to the confusion and control land.

Please keep us updated of what happens next, before 5 years when child birth and hormonal change as occured.

Inside life hmmm.

Let me tell you, I always support Nigeria on social media but what that wrote is the gospel truth. If you have never travelled outside this country to see how Nigerians behave then I don't think you should even speak on this issue.

Lots of Nigerians travel travel out for the sole purpose of doing Yahoo.
When I was in Western Europe I saw this first hand. Nigerian Yahoo guys showed them pepper until they started placing restrictions on Western Union for Nigerians. They saw these boys living large without a credible source of income. They arrested so many of them. My friend's bf was even arrested but I don't if he's still in jail now. Another guy I once met went to jail for rape because he thought he was in Nigeria where rape was the order of the day.

I'm not saying other Nationals don't do this but the rate at which Nigerians do it there became a national emergency to the point that they introduced strict immigration policies to curtail their activities. So all the Yahoo boys started enrolling in universities so that they could pose as students.

edoairways:
There is no sense at all. Instead of posting positive things about Nigeria he is busy cursing. With all the cursing and criticism nothing has changed rather it has gone from bad to worst.

Nice

Nigeria doesn't have copyright infringement laws so I doubt if that's even remotely possible. Just like China. They copy everything but don't get sued because copyright laws don't exist in China.

NGRsenate:
My own is they should be careful with their designs. They don’t want to be entangled in a lawsuit with any big auto maker

Nurse Abigail? For real? Na wa!!!

The baby oil thing is so funny cuz I remember Yvonne Nelson using that excuse then.

Chi59:
Na so this lady bleach so tey she bright pass her future.
Nurse Abigail in clinic matters that was darker than anything now is so fair. Very soon she'll say she's using baby oil. Mtchew.
Inferiority complex

It's very foolish to think women look for men or validation from external sources.

rentAcock:
Man the amount of effort women put into their looks just to get noticed by men or validation from their fellow women is just incredible. This is the only reason why sometimes I take time to compliment my wife and female coworkers so they know all their effort is not in vain.

And why should you return at 11pm if it's not work related or an emergency?

Offpoint:
Being single is one privileged I can't trade for a billion naira, marriage is equivalent to life imprisonment.


The fear of someone standing at the door demanding to know where I was coming from by 11pm scare the shít outta me.

Abuja is by far more lucrative. It isn't even up for debate.

kowema:
I'm here wondering how Abuja is more lucrative than Lagos.
The most available job in Abj is Civil service job. You can say Abuja is a lot more peaceful, but definitely not more lucrative.

When people say ND is unsafe I laugh because SW is second only to the north in terms of violence.

Mumu. That is why black men remain the laughing stock of the world. How many white successful men ditch their white women for black women when they make it? None! But once a black man makes little money, he detests women of his own race.

Self hatred.

WorWorBoy:
Sister pack well habeg it all about choice, it is not compulsory that successful black men must date or marry black women.

For someone who is actually 33 years old, you may never have sense again.

landmark86:
If 2face happen to be a Mechanic will they think of such?
Abeg something is smelling here joooooooooor, hope Tacha is not here.

Nice description of yourself.

wisdom042:
I hail o chief of staff mugu association

e no matter. But when looking for customers, always put your contact details for all to see. You lose potential clients by not doing so.

myfan:
Lol. D money wey I dey find, how many dem do dash me?

I fear oh..

pocohantas:
Hahahahahaaha. You people will not kill me o. Another polygamous man knacked her na.

90% of the time it's the men who are a burden to their wives.

NigeriaEngineer:
Marriage is a life long union between a man and a woman. I hope women will learn that they are an help and not a burden. Many men are just forcing Joy into their homes. May the Lord heal many homes experiencing such chaos.

I thought you men were the head of the home and the Lord of the seven worlds. So you're not the head when it comes to being the primary home builder?

Destined2win:
Not everyone sleeps around but there are terrible eggs. Women are held more responsible because they are the primary home builders

You people are just insatiable. If a woman doesn't stick with her man
problem, she doesn't stick with him problem.

evilive:
What people called love baffles me sometimes. This is one reason we shouldn't allow emotional attachment becloud our reasonability.

37 years is too long a time to hang on life mechanically. Death exists for reasons like this; exit when the vehicle breaks down.

Love is not attachment.
Love is not burdensome.
Love let go when necessary.

If that man should wake up now, what's the use?
Yeah, a miracle to talk about. What else?

Well, since I am hearing this for the first time, I will pretend it happened yesterday and wish him quick recovery. (just trying to play the human culture of being human). What will be will definitely be.

You're the greater mumu.

wisdom042:
Mugu fear both men n women in fact fear everybody

Definitely didn't read your capped trash. I don't converse with mad people.[s]

CAPSLOCKED:

IN OUR BUSES, THIS IDIOT IS THERE TO TELL US WE'RE GOING TO HELL.
OUR STREETS ARE LETTERED WITH POSTERS OF THIS IDIOT... INVITING US FOR ONE REVIVAL CRUSADE OR ANOTHER.
WE CAN'T EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT OR REST IN THE DAY BECAUSE THIS IDIOT HAS LOUD MEGA SPEAKERS MOUNTED FROM SOKOTO TO BAYELSA, WITH WHICH HE USES TO DISTURB OUR PEACE OF MIND AND THREATEN OUR EXISTENCE WITH SUFFERING AND HELL IF WE DON'T JOIN HIM.
EVERY FEED ON OUR SOCIAL MEDIA IS ABOUT THIS IDIOT AND HIS CAUSE.

THIS IDIOT TURNS AROUND TO ACCUSE ME OF NOT LETTING PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OPINION IN PEACE BECAUSE I DARE TO CHALLENGE HIM JUST ONCE. HAHAHAHA

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I normally don't entertain dimwits but here....


Caucasians (Europeans and white Americans) are just called white people. The actual color of their skin is not white.

Negroids (Black Africans) are just called blacks. The actual colour of their skin is not black.

I won't read or reply further nonsense from you.

Itzurboi:
Its nice you understand, i had to use white and black for her to comprehend because that what most of them literally believe, how am i sure she would know the difference between asians, caucasians, european, negros..
Back to you, you mean there is nothing like whites, or black... how then did race come into play. you must be dumber than i thought.

Use it to cleanse your brain, hopefully it can restore your sanity.

Itzurboi:
You are bitter, i recommend goko cleanser to you.. Good day

There is a woman my family knows who stood by her sick, paralyzed husband for over 20 years packing shhitt,, bathing, feeding him solely all that time. The man died this year. His previous wife and grown up kids sent the woman away from House.

Please which man can do this?

selemo:
White people and love..If it were a black woman she would have run away...

You're the only slowpoke here because you don't know that nobody is literally black or white. People who are called black are actually varying shades of brown and if you don't know that Europeans or Caucasians aren't "white" then you're worse than dumb.

Itzurboi:
@ednut1, let me lecture this slowpoke the importance of color in relation to love..
White lady as a color emits light(love,care,affection) you can visibly see that in their activities but...
Black lady as a color absorb light always(example above), aka marriage as poverty alleviation scheme.. you tend to even fear when they manage to emit light... I hope with this light note, you can comprehend how color affect now..
P.S: Mind you, the light note is not a general fact, but activites of the blacks mostly women has further proven the notion.

Every Tom and Harry logs into NL to insult women when they're broken records themselves.

Itzurboi:
Nah only oyinbo fit get this kind love... for sey nah one of our nairaland slayqueen, hmmm i comment my reserve..