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TenQ:
Explore2xmore,
What do you say!?

Is the Urine of Mohammed the river of paradise?

Yes, that why he is called the prophet of the religion of piss.

TenQ:
You know these Muslims
1. They would first deny it
2. then claim it a lie
3. then say that hadith is fabricated
4. Then say the chains of Narration is broken
5.then Enemies of Islam wrote the hadith
6. then the say, show us from the Qur'an
7. they finally say that it is allegorical
8. Just begin to repeat their stance over and over again

This is my experience with them o

Muslims are cyclic liars defending lies with lies.

Aemmyjah:
Nobody knows details about Morris Case
He was not removed sha cos of not generating money


What about Papa slapping a girl and calling her witch? Preaching violence? Insulting president?

Hehehehe.

Morris would be drunk before teaching rubbish.

Chinjo2:
The main issue here is, how come Tinubu has two different certificates issued by same university in same year and signed by different people?

I see Oluwole hand in this

Has the university denied his being her student and grade?

Abeg no case.
The lawyers themselves know that new evidences are not admissible in supreme court. This the US court hàs pointed out. PBAT till 2032 .
Enough of Papa Deceive Pikin as Labourers, labouring in vain.

Aemmyjah:
We don't excommunicate anyone from the kingdom of God but we can protect the congregation from unrepentant wrongdoers
We won't slap a young girl by calling her a witch
We won't sack pastors cos they are not bearing much fruits money
We won't insult a national or political figure too
We won't publicly preach violence

Sacking of lazy pastors is not excommunication. .A sacked pastor is merely relieved of his duties just as God removed Moses when he was no longer representing God adequately. Any sacked pastor can still by choice remain in the church excommunicate someone from the 'only true organization' to go where. Such a one is doomed to GB eternal prison.
Your GB even excommunicate themselves!
Do you know about Anthony Morris' case.

TenQ:
It looks like our Muslim friends do not want to share with us Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed and especially where we can get our own urine (even if it is half a cup).

Interestingly, Muslims applaud other Muslims when they do exposition on topics like this. Now, According to they are feigning ignorance of this fact.


The Urine of Mohammed is the river of paradise!

TenQ.

This people are ignorant. I bet it, all of them are reading these things for the first time.
They should be paying you for teaching them their religion.

Aemmyjah:
Testimony that sticker is what is protecting someone from burglars
Is it stickers that Papa uses to protect himself

Papa that sells holy spirit inside bottle (Goya oil)
Fake stories

I have met someone who has a friend. His job is to transport people from one part of Nigeria to another distant part so they can act miracles... No one knows these ones...
Papa will claim that he resurrected someone that was embalmed... In this media age that things trend, he's the only one that knows who, where and when he did such... The boy does not have parent or any hospital or even present himself physically, only to claim stories that are not true... [b]Jesus never personally mentioned his accomplishmen[/b]t. He even warned those he healed not to mention... Papa and his stooge cook up stories

Papa is not Jesus.
He has never claimed to be.
Papa has never excommunicated anyone from the kingdom of God only the GB has the capability to oust whoever they will from the the kingdom of your God.

MaxInDHouse:
So in a nutshell the person before whom you were trying to malign JWs is a fool.

Thanks!

I have no business with him. And, I have no business with your business with him.

MaxInDHouse:
So you now have the liver to speak with this same person who tried to engage you the other time but you quickly discharged him saying you don't engage atheists?

My signature explains my mission on Nairaland. I don't have time for those that don't believe in God. The Bible call's them fools. A fool and I have nothing to discuss.

I am only here to debunk lies and hypocrisy.
Clear mission.

Aemmyjah:
Have you asked your Papa why your church is not preaching too
Atleast, we don't go dancing around and distribute fliers that promote men with fake, fake, questionable testimonies

Witnessing without testimony? That is criminal.
Why are you a witness? Witnessing tó what?

TenQ give it to Dem hot hot.

TenQ:
Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed

You got me rightly o: this is not my words, this is what Muslims teach themselves when they are in their mosques. The above is found in the islamic website Posted by IslamicVirtues in Islamic Medicine
https://islamicvirtues.com/2013/12/02/benefits-of-drinking-the-blessed-urine-of-our-holy-prophet-s/

BENEFITS OF DRINKING THE URINE OF PROPHET MOHAMMED
1. Guaranteed Entrance to Paradise:
Take for example the case where a companion of the Prophet drinks his blessed urine, only to discover that she has now been shielded completely from the fire of Hell!

Imam Suyyuti narrates an authentic report in his al-Khasaa’is al-Kubra, vol. 2, page 253 (published by Daar al-Kutub al-Arabiy — some other online editions have this narration in vol. 2, page 441):
And Tabarani and Bayhaqi narrated with an authentic chain of transmission from Hukaymah daughter of Umaymah from her mother (Umaymah) who said, the Prophet (May Allah bless him and grant him peace) had a wooden bowl in which He used to urinate which was placed under his bed. One night he searched for it but did not find it and asked for it saying, “Where is the bowl?” The members of the house replied “Barrah, the slave girl of Umm Salamah, drank it.” (Barrah had come with Umm Salamah from Habashah with her.)
The Prophet (S) replied, “Surely she has protected herself from the fire with a great wall!”

2. The Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Well water makes the water taste sweet and cool
Imam Abu Nu’aym narrates the practice of Anas RA, with his chain, who said: ‘The Messenger of Allah used to pray salah at his house and made it long. Once, He (Mohammed SAW) urinated in the well, which was situated inside the house. Anas said: ‘there was no well in Madinah which tasted more cool and sweet than it’. He said: ‘when the sahabah come to my house I serve them with the sweet water of that well. In the era of jahiliyyah it was known as al-Barud, ‘the cool well’’’.
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

3. Mohammed's Urine is the water of paradise
To conclude, I’ll leave you with this statement from the scholar, mystic and exegete, Isma’eel Haqqi al-Barusi who says in His exegesis of the Qur’an titled ‘Rooh al-Bayan’: “His noble hair is from the vegetation of Paradise, his saliva is from the honey of Paradise, and His urine, as some of our wise men say, is the water of Paradise.”
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

4. Mohammeds Urine is a cure for Stomach Pains
Imam Suyuti’s narrations
Imam Jalal al-Din Suyuti reports from Abu Ya’la, Hakim, Dar Qutni, Tabarani and Abu Nu’aym from Umm Ayman May Allah be pleased with her, who said, ‘the Prophet got up one night and urinated in a bowl. During that night, I rose in the state of thirst so I drank whatever was in the bowl. In the morning I told Him what I had done to which He smiled and said, ‘surely you will never have pain in your stomach’’. Abu Ya’ala’s wordings are as follows, ‘you will never feel stomach pain as of today’.

NOTE:
Details of All these Hadiths can be found in the Islamic website: IslamiEducation
https://www.islamieducation.com/purity-and-cure-in-the-prophets-urine/



Questions:
1. Since Mohammeds Urine can guarantee paradise for Muslims, where can Muslims get a few drops
2. Are you looking forward to drinking the Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Paradise?
3. Is this act of drinking Human Urine not an act of worship of Mohammed?
4. Is it true that Prophets Mohammed's urine can cure diseases?


Please let's make the answers short, direct and precise
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Haa. Prophet Mohammed (SAW) is the real messenger of Allah. His breath is from the hills of paradise. His dung is from the best food of paradise.

This man is the greatest of all times hypnotizer.. Even in the grave, he is still hypnotizing Muslims.

The other day, cockroaches invaded his grave. They are cockroaches from paradise. The best medicine to heal HIV.


Dosage: burn 19 million of the cockroaches plus middle finger's bone of the prophet. Put in jar. Pour Zamzam water into it. Two tea spoon once.

Inshallah, there will be no problem again.
No need to verify in any hospital, it is directly from Allah.

Antichristian, this drug cures stupidity also.


Is laughing in Muslims' Al - Jaanah 's language.
😆😆😁😁🤓🤓 hahaha, hehehehehe.
The original name for Muslim was Mumuslim.

Antichristian will say, apostles also ate and drank the flesh and blood of Jesus.
Hahahahaha he ;

TenQ , thanks for sharing

Na Dem.

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I was single at the time and haven't been with a Christian brother before, so I decided to give it a chance. It's roughly 2 months and I am at the point where I want to quit.

We got talking on the platform and also through calls, about a week into our relationship/talking stage he asked me to come to his place and cook for him so he can have enough food for the coming week. I was surprised because we hadn't even seen each other at that at time. I told him I cannot, he made a big deal out of it and said stuff like it's not a big deal for me to do that as his wife to be. We got over that and arranged to see for the first time, he suggested my house and I said I don't feel comfortable with either of us seeing for the first time in our houses and we finally concluded on a Bugger King outlet which isn't far from my house. This didn't go well with him tho.

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He's asked for sex multiple times in less than 1 month, I stopped talking to him one time for about 2 weeks and we picked up again. He said he doesn't have to penetrate, we can do every other things to satisfy our flesh. He said doing all that with him is the proof of my love for him which I have strongly disagreed. Sex isn't a prove of love, we are adults and can have protected sex with anyone without loving them.
The only single thing I enjoy about him is that we communicate well, he talks a lot too and that makes our communication half argument, he finds fault in any little thing and blows it out of proportion. I have told him I don't have strength for argument in marriage since we won't be arguing over minute things that get him pissed off now.

Both of us have been getting multiple 12 hours night shifts from work and two nights ago, he asked me what he was going to eat when he gets home the following morning, I knew he was up to something. I told him I can't say, we don't live together and I don't know what you currently have at home. I suggested he buys bread on his way back home. He then asked me to cook for him to eat the following morning, I sincerely let him know I have no soup or stew myself. His response changed and he later called me on same subject, citing how I don't care enough about him to be concerned about how he is gonna eat since he's been working few nights now, he compared himself to a married man that always brings food to work at his workplace. Even gave the guy his phone to talk to me, that one too said I should do things in my power to make my man happy.

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I have been in relationship where I cooked, I personally enjoy cooking, but I have never been with a man that feels to entitled to me doing that for him. He says I'm supposed to be the one cooking for him. He also believes in women abroad sharing bills, but he is too traditional to share house chores"

RUN O.

Vincent Ogbulafor said PDP would rule for 60 years. PDP era looked as if it would never end. It ended shamefully.

Let's watch APC if they will rule for 120 years.

Ken4Christ:
Let's assume you are correct, that is not the only verse that talks about speaking in tongues.

The early church spoke in tongues.

Apostle Paul in his letter to the church said that we should not forbid to speak in tongues.

Selective obedience to God's commandments.

jaephoenix:
The aim of JW as an organization is to convert as many people as they can. Thus their rigorous and extensive evangelism. In fact they are the most evangeslistic denom. Everyday, they use tracts, door to door evangelism and other forms of nuisance. I give it to them. So assuming they are very successful and manage to convert almost every citizen in a country, let use Nigeria. So we then have about 99% Nigerians as JWs. That means we'll possibly have JW president and thus our Army would be disbanded since the JW clowns dont fight. Now the question is, do you think countries like Cameroun that have been eyeing our oil rich towns and cities would back down? They took Bakassi and nothing happened. What makes you think they wont invade Nigeria and annex us? There's nothing to stop them. International communities dont care. They US dont wanna involve themselves in many wars(look at the Russia-Ukraine war). Wars cost money. They only want a fight that would be economically important to them. And no country would send their own citizens to go and fight and die for another country that dont wanna fight for themselves. (being JWs)
Please read properly before replying
Maxinthehouse
Aemmyjah
Janosky
IconicR

They spew nonsense. That they constitute nuisance from door - to - door does not mean they do evangelism than others. The organization started in 1887 and have less than 9m members. How can you compare to Assembly of God founded in 1914 of 60m or Deeper Life started in 1977? etc. They are trying anyway. That other means of evangelism besides door - to - door is wrong is my bone of contention here.


Also, to your thinking, they get that aspect wrong. Though they are basking in their decision. They still have a GB, and a leader. They have disciplinary committees, they go to court. They want to tell us, they don't have anything to do with the world system. And that is a lie.

They are liars

Doremii:
If the name on someone ssce certificate is Tope Adam Folorunsho and his bsc and birth certificate is Folorunsho Tope Adam, is there a problem or the person can use the ssce like that ?

Will the person be denied a job? If so, what can the person do?

Yes. The reason for three names is to gusrd against impersonation. I remember in my university days, I took my results confidently to the departments for verification, then this lecturer pointed out to me something I didn't take seriously.

My names are xxxxxxxx yyyyyyyy Oluranti. In my SSCE result, the GCE, result, it was written as.xxxxxxx yyyyyyyy ' Ranti. The lecturer asked if I was using someone else's result. I was afraid. But I went to him with two results, each qualified me for the course I wanted to pursue. He just gave me the one, he complained about.
In anger I wrote to WAEC, for more than three decades now, no response.


What do you think Atiku is dragging with Tinubu in American and Nigerian court?
Consistency in records keeping and documentation is needed always.

doctore212:
I need two better Olosho this morning for ketu axis.

Anyone with better contact should hala me abeg.

Remember

Codepain:
Sanwo-Olu still refused to do the right thing as regards religion balancing.
He turned his back against religious group that took bullets for APC and him on particular during Election.
The mind of human is wicked

With all the names of Muslims there?

saintjimos:
nigeria and rumours

Rumournia ,

TenQ:
He seems he had fled after he read my last posts to him. As usual, he has no answers to direct questions.

The book Authored by Allah himself should be clear, concise, free of errors or contradictions: unfortunately,, not the Qur'an. It has the signature of an uneducated 16th century Arabian man creating his own religion by amalgamating many existing religions

Lielam is a joke. The original Quran or Mohammed itself is no more. You know now. Antichristian is.just a zealot with little knowledge and big stupidity.

AntiChristian:
1. How do Muslims serve the devil?
2. How does Islam and Satan agree on Same thing about Jesus?

Light and darkness can never ply same road.
Christians own Jesus as Muslims own the best of deceivers.

TenQ:
You are always giving me inspirations: I will inform you on what your religion teach about this later!
LOL!!


Jesus bowed down facing heaven!?
Was he bowing down on his back?
I need some education please!

You tell me if Jesus was bowing down to the mountain : educate me please on how Jesus claimed a mountain to bow to the mountain!



Is Allah in the Kaaba?

Antichristian is a wrong scholar. The more he wants to show his knowledge of the Bible, he shows stupidity..
The Bible is not like the amoebic Quran. The Quran itself, he doesn't understand not being an Arab..

Just deal with him according to his stupidity of his Lielam.

taylor88:
Fear of coup



Werey wan form empathy

Coup from the dead?

MaxInDHouse:
Please how are you sure that Jesus of Nazareth is the promised Messiah (Christ)?
Because majority of the Jews till today don't agree with Jesus' disciples that the young man from Nazareth is the Messiah God promised their forefathers!

The problem of JWs is the inability to give straightforward answers to simple questions.
Dishonesty, you would say?

Kobojunkie:
I am not even of the religion of Christianity let alone the denomination that goes by the code JW, so how would I know since I don't believe in any of your many doctrines and traditions of your pastors/mogs/GBS/popes, etc.?

What do you believe then?

ErnestNc:
The Jehovah witness organisation is one mysterious set of people that proclaim to be the only righteous people on earth.

Everyone else is a sinner unless you become an ardent listener and faithful attendee of their kingdom Hall events appearing pious and sanctimonious in old fashioned clothings and black shoes . 🤡🤡

They don't believe Jesus can speak to anyone neither do they believe in the voice of the Holy spirit , dreams and visions.

They are the first to attack you with twisted scriptural interpretation and impatiently call you fake because you failed to provide scriptural backings of your claims, but yet, somehow one of their leaders was able to put it in record that Jesus came in 1914 with no biblical proof or social proof 😂😂🤣

Below is how they react when you confront them with their claims 👇👇

You see their delusion ba?

Beg your village people not to follow you again.

Gerhards:
That's what we are actually doing now, do you have issue with it.

Nah.

killsmith:
Yoruba don carry their agbero behaviour go abuja.

If you can't fight, you will be complaining the fight is not in your Father's housefront.
Yoruba can fight anywhere.

You say...,?
Ehn?

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