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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:28am On Jul 28, 2014
coogar: airmark should come out now and admit mikuz bit the heart-land pun from him. failure to do so means airmark works for mikuz or they are friends with benefit.

airmark, over to you.....
What about the crack head punch you bit against Ibime?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:26am On Jul 28, 2014
coogar: how did you miss the votes of lagunna and youngdanaval? they all voted for FYH.....can you explain that?
You're still crying about votes?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:24am On Jul 28, 2014
YoungDaNaval: word!
Bbitch, ya own na to dey quote rubbish, wack goblin.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:21am On Jul 28, 2014
Lagunna: Smh... Sore loser

https://www.boredwrestlingfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/barkley-head-shake-o1.gif
Iidiot, your life is pathetic, you can't write a bar to save ya life.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:17am On Jul 28, 2014
Karlculauz: hahaha, fyh got that pers from me. grin , MIKuz, why u bite bonez na, u be bingo? grin
Na your papa be bingo, if you no bring link where I bite Bonez, thunder don cripple your generation be that o grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:14am On Jul 28, 2014
fuckyouhard: ur a bastard! were those the only punchlines/ worplays u found from my verse? what about my other puns, aside mail, dullard and soccer? and where were ur own wordplays? heartland and concrete beatin? smh! ur the biggest fool ever to exist on this site. kim, dig a grave and bury urself alive, ur a livin dead!
Cry baby, stuupid cunt.

;P
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:11am On Jul 28, 2014
kenwood002: Damn shocked
You are an iidiot. You are getting ffucked both ways. Fool.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:09am On Jul 28, 2014
Lagunna: Ermmm....
Dude, stay your lane abeg. Wetin dey worry you?
You're a rretarded ccocksucker. Wack goblin.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:08am On Jul 28, 2014
Lololololololololol

Mission accomplished.

*washes hands*

Yeyenatu you are a fool.

*sips*

Oya bring it on.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:02am On Jul 28, 2014
fuckyouhard: don't be a beetch, kim. u had to bite and recycle old lines to battle me. u think i don't know? airmark did that 'heart land' pun before. i've seen and done 'concrete beatin' many times. ur never creative! airmark had to hide posts to favor u. forkers!

kim even bit from bonez like a local bingo grin grin
If you fail to show me a link where I bit those lines then your family will get wiped out by a strange illness before the end of tomorrow. Useless slowpoke!

Only a deluded goat does male/mail wordplay and still think hes ddope!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:56am On Jul 28, 2014
Lagunna: Smh.. Na so u pikins wey dem born yesterday dey always think..
I know for a fact that your lines are boring.. You should try and be more entertaining with your shiit. That's all..
At least you said I have sshit, what about you?

Lolololol
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:51am On Jul 28, 2014
fuckyouhard: somethin must be wrong with ur medulla oblongata! jigsaw, iceprick are pure haters and ibime, thunder, deepthought, loonatiik are ur dickriders pussyriders. the yeyenatu u mentioned was someone who's supposed to hate me for accusin her of being fake. and elymax too called me a wack goblin, which u took up as ur personal motto. yet both cudn't help but vote for me. kim, i'll say it again, ur wack and it shows. check my 3 battles, i used different approaches. but u have only one borin style. against u, i had to take a peep at ibime vs prekky match. i adopted ibime's flow pattern (go check and compare, that's if ur an audio rapper at all). so it's funny that he gave u the flow, as if he's condemnin himself. against bruce, i attempted coogar style in the opener and closer, which is more difficult but it worked for me. it's a shame they had to hide votes that went against u to ensure u win
You are a goat.
Keep crying about votes. Is it not the same group of voters you used to beat Ckushy and Bruce? Why didn't you complain in those battles that ya haters were voting?

Useless son of a bbastard, name one vet who voted for you? That should tell you something. Till this miserable life of yours comes to an end, you'll never be half as good as those who voted against you. Stay there and be thinking you have haters when nobody sends you.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:42am On Jul 28, 2014
coogar: you are a disgraceful liar - show us where it was stated by airmark that coogar, limerick, kr0ne and krizzkutx were asked not to vote before the battle. failure to do that may cost you your life this year. do you lie for a living, you edo street urchin. you keep taking losses, you got punked by khimwhyte and you were caught pants down dry-snitching on sleakid.
Miserable biter, I said it before I posted my verse. Are you blind? Deny that I did not ask my detractors not to vote and you won't leave to see tomorrow. You miserable vampire. You keep biting punches. When are you ever gonna write a punch that is 100% yours?

You got banned and disgraced for biting a whole verse in 2009, that's why you ditched the useless Sauron account, Couger what's the meaning of ya name?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:33am On Jul 28, 2014
Lagunna: Dude, u dey craze.. See this pikin oo...
Lol, what do you know about rap? I bet you're the type who can't tell the difference between Simile and metaphor. You started listening to rap yesterday and that's why you are moved by puns like :

Dullard - dul lad
Male - mail
Soccer - sucker

grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:53am On Jul 28, 2014
fuckyouhard: yeah, lol! i saw many hidden posts grin well, am proud i had them all shook. ckushy had to jump from bruce to peterpaker because of me. they even said coogar ghostwrites for me. these are signs of fear grin
Cooger, Limerick, Kr0ne and Krizzkutz were asked not to vote before the battle, are you blind?

And who's YoungDaNaval, Yeyenatu and Lagunna to be voting in a rap battle? Lol

Airmark please run things properly.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:13am On Jul 28, 2014
fuckyouhard: are u deluded or what? i don't have any other account except this one. ur father ibime had to resurrect some dead accounts to come and ride on u. airmark called giyaz's verdict a tie? smh, read again and see where he said he made a mistake. guykhena gave us a tie and suddenly decided to vote for kim. where's the tie breaker in the criteria? i got about 4 hate votes and u disqualified mine: anak and youndanaval.
later they'd say nl don't dickride grin grin
I told you to stop crying, tears won't get you anywhere. . . . I thought I gave you the win? Why did Airmark declare me the winner? grin

tongue

So now its Ibime? I thought you said all my NL battle wins are due to the fact that I threaten voters with ban if they fail to vote for me? Lolololol

Next time you'll claim I called GEJ to sway votes for me.

You should be grateful to me, see as you don rise above your mates. Your master Kr0ne is now below you as far as NL ranking is concerned, even Cooger your god is beneath you now. All thanks to who?


NL Best Newbie record :

2009 : Streetwize

2010 : Dbr

2011 : Mikuz

2012 : ThePrekky

2013 : Glacierz

2014 : Its now between you and Kr0ne, if you beat him. Gbosaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

You don make history be that!

grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:01am On Jul 28, 2014
fuckyouhard: exactly! i hate that too. it kills the zeal. a normal battle shouldn't take days. kim is too lazy. i just want to prove why i think he's overrated and shouldn't be feared
[quote author= One hit wonder]kim probably uses a ghostwriter. the total time spent to send him money via paypal & to get his verses takes about 24-48 hrs. this is why he cannot battle on the spot![/quote]How market?

grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:06am On Jul 28, 2014
Airmark don't make me believe what people are saying about this site is true, that every battler in NL is scared of Cooger apart from Ibime. Yes, that's what people are saying!

Don't give me a reason to believe them. Are you afraid of him or what?

Before I posted my verse, I asked my haters to stay away from voting, are you gonna deny you did not see it? Why did you go ahead to count votes from Cooger and his army of ccock suckers?

If a battler makes a wish before his battle, why can't it be respected?

You should have as well given Cooger the W.
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 1:46pm On Jul 27, 2014
WARRIBLOOD: alit dude...besides nice lines you got there...-believe me khim alot of nigga in here wishin to be like you......dats why dey hating..cus dey can neva be....

your a symbol of what dey call dopeness..-just keep on doing ur thing...

Sneeze...
Lololololol ok
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2014
WARRIBLOOD: i ibime just killed my spirit mehn
Chill, na just yarns. Its not that bad. Just tighten your game and prove him wrong.

Ya own small sef, when I first came here it was just him, Ema Prince and Dbr, you need to see what they did to me. I just used it as an inspiration to build my self.
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 1:21pm On Jul 27, 2014
coogar: useless son of a firewood background is what you are. you think everyone is like you? i didn't bully giyaaz, i only questioned his sanity. he voted a tie when the points actually showed FYH won from the criteria he chose himself.

then like a stüpid man that he is, he flipped that he wasn't going to use the point-based system that was the standard rule(written by mikuz himself). how's that bullying? emprince.....you are just an emo-bïtch. one needs an electron microscope to measure your IQ.



shut the fück up, you homoeròtic peasant. fall off a high rise building and die.
This battle was a rematch, you wrote that verse for him. That's your style up there.
This explains why you want to commit suicide over this loss.

I don beat you back grin

@Warriblood :

What's up bro?
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 1:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
Emaprince: his ccocksuckerss are increasing indeed but don't be shocked to find out thhat most of those IDs are his..cooger is a shhameless goat!!!
Of course, Fuckyouhard's verse got 26 likes!!
WTF!!!!!

I'm sure Cooger wrote that verse for him.
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 1:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
coogar: i should be asking you that question.

in the last 6 months, you lost to....

•theprekky
•ibime
•sidddogg
•coogar
•teddyishappy

and now
•FYH

mikuz, rapping isn't your forte, you should try your luck in subsistent farming. insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

kim, it's time to give this battle shyte up.
I haven't seen FYH since today. What's up with him?
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 1:07pm On Jul 27, 2014
Emaprince: watch out for coogger cos I'm very sure he can go as far as creating new I'd to vote against you..remeber he started swaying in the first page..he even went as far as trying to bully giyazz to vote aggainst you..I don't know why he's this desperate..
Lololololol @ bully Giyazz

Hes tryna build an army of ccocksuckers but I got a medicine for his headache.
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 12:53pm On Jul 27, 2014
coogar: the day you have a different opinion from ibime on this section would be the day of rapture. you have lickëd ibime's cöck so much, your lips now have his foreskin around it. don't you get ashamed of yourself, emabïtch? i don't wanna belabour the obvious but why is your head so far up your arsê?



ibime - make up your mind once and for all and stop double-speaking. your initial opinion was that coogar sways verdict on a regular basis cos he's jobless but you are agreeing here that FYH destroyed ckushy & bruce. you also agreed any match against warriblood is a mismatch.

if you have any common sense at all, you would see those were the last 3 battles i judged bar this one we are discussing. so if you and i both agree on the verdict of the other 3 battles, how the fück can you say i influence verdicts? logic is something fat people usually lack & it's a shame that at your age......you are recto-cranially inverted.
You are back? How far?
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 12:51pm On Jul 27, 2014
Emaprince: Kai!...I got so occupied and missed all these...

MVGT-MIKUz..its clear

FYH only came bettter in personals...I commend him a lot for standing up to a heavyweight but he should detatch himself from thhat goat called cooger..
FYH mehn...you need to calm down cos it aint a do or diie thing here...I tthink you are tthe most poplar newbie now grin.thanks to mikz!.

Its clear thhat all thhe newbies mikuz got in problem with before and during the tourney are out to see him fall...

I don't even know wy mik is stoopiing this low to do this...you are allowing the ediot cooger play on ur intelligence..smh
Not all o. Lol

Icekidd and Jigsaw didn't take it personal.

It's all good sha. Like Thunder said : having haters is a good sign, lol

grin
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 12:32pm On Jul 27, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: i'm not tryna get an ego massaged, i'm just telling it the way i see it!


smh, if they both agree, they should fight! Unless you wanna kill the fun in this shii!


at times its not the level ninjas look at, but the individual... They may want a spar cos of a lil misunderstanding,,, you know how this things are nau!


the words in bold shouldnt apply to only the "lightweights", mik gets too emosional!


Aside all these, all is coolcheesy

more bars pls coolcoolcool
So is that why you dropped a biased verdict?
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 12:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: u're not getting me,,, i will, if the five year old feels he's strong enough!
i'll accept, nd have fun!
Cos if i don't, the child will push further! Nd will prolly start insulting me! Get it?

I think ibime should stop saying, someone shouldnt have battled someone, it's not encouraging at all!

So once ure a vet, ure a god which mere mortals should not come close to? Haba, dia ris God o!

Make una loosen up!
SMH
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 11:57am On Jul 27, 2014
Any one who says he got the closer must be smoking banana leaf. Any body can do that. Just say :

My punches drown ya and leave you next to depression/
Claim mathematical and watch me multiply ya misery by geometric progression/
You're sure I uncouple ya parts and sever his rectum/
. . then beat ya ppussy @ss into submission . .
. . till I expose the 'Bbitch in You' like Common to Ice cube and Westside connection!/

Just pick any popular diss track!
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 11:25am On Jul 27, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: if thats how you learn, then "i sorry for you o" your teachers must be going through a lot to get shii into ya cranium! *No offence bro*....

So, cos you want a set of peeps to learn from you, they should'nt hav a say? Cos that's what i'm seeing..
I don't know why nigerians behave like this.... At one point in time, you too were also a "newbie"! I don't like the idea of saying that, one particular textcee shouldnt be battling another particular textcee. All these are what lead to disrespect Nd frustration!
All the so called vets should loosen up abeg

*yawns*
So if I ask you to fight a 5 year old boy to prove how strong you are, you go gree?
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 9:47am On Jul 27, 2014
Iceskidd: LmfAO
I'm tryna save a life here and you dey laugh?

grin
Rap Battles › Re: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by mikuz(mod): 9:44am On Jul 27, 2014
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