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Iceskidd: i ain't battling you. I want khena

Guykhena ll battle you later.

I'm doing Icekidd Vs Fuckyouhard . . .

fuckyouhard: give me iceskidd

Haha . . welcome back.

I've recorded all battle requests. One battle at a time.

Battle threads are gonna be created accordingly with respect to confirmation from both battlers.

Vicky Vs Iam

https://www.nairaland.com/1865414/road-total-massacre-iamaromolaeran-vs

oNe!

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 22 August 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Iceskidd: Yo! Mikuz, how can i join d league

Oga just get a sparring partner.

siddoggg: Been offline for a while now.Crib got burgled and all that.Are we still going down?

Yes, Cooger is still going down. The battle is set for Friday.


oNe!

I just got word from Siddoggg now. He said he was burgled the day he was supposed to drop against Cooger and he couldn't post on here himself cos Airmark banned him too.

So Cooger get prep your bars please. I've unbanned Siddoggg and I'm tagging Mynd44 and stickying the battle thread right back.

Lagunna na you and Guykhena o.



Okay that's :

NRS REVIVAL

Yeyentu Vs Teddybiyasi

Iam Vs Vickybash

Jon Lamar Vs Kr0ne

- 24 bars guys

- Please no more crying over votes. I repeat do not cry about votes o.

- If you feel you ll be cheated you can ban those who you feel ll cheat you from voting in your battle.

Guys confirm this lemme set up the threads.

Kr0ne
JonLamar
Vickybash
Teddybiyasi
Yeyenatu

If you wish to join the league, indicate and I'll put you on. Limerick you can holla me if you're ready for our rematch!

oNe!

Elymax cool it off jare. Stop arguing with bbitch niggas.

You're too big to be crossing words with non-entities na.

coogar: evidence, please......

Krizz don't keep a gentleman waiting!

Lagunna thanks alot, I appreciate, I saw what you did - and I see the love you guys have for this section, but bro I don't think I can continue as a mod, its gonna take alot to rebuild back all what Airmark desecrated. He just turned this place to something else and ran away. Its gonna take alot of time for anyone to right his mistakes.

I think Guykhena is good enough to fill up the void?

Krizzkutz: mikuz is not dead, his is in fb sharing nudes, n toasting ghost accts

Serious? Na wa for that Mikuz o. What's wrong with him sef?

Elymax you no go understand, the thing dey pain me reach my bone marrow.

I no sure say I fit sleep this night, last time I felt this bad was long time ago.

I feel heartbroken mehn, seriously!

I do not know why I place too much trust on friends. I never learn my lesson.

Ibeme: Your head too dey hot. Is this the first time you've seen a ninja vexed after losing a battle?

Let the ninja air his grievance, by tomorrow everyone would have calmed down. Airmark has always been a responsible chap.

You done forget how when Prekky beat you in a battle, you go dey vex anyhow?

Man, I miss when Eldee was modding all battles. Those days, if you lose a battle, that's the end of the matter, no debating.

I saw the way Eldee ran things on here back then bro. Best mod on NL till tomorrow. Damn!!

This place don fall, only someone as good as Eldee can bring NL back to glory.


This is not the first time I'm seeing a nigga cry about votes but this is different. Hes someone I used to respect alot. I couldn't have paid attention if it was one of those wack niggas pasting generic lyrics all over the place. Even before I posted my verdict, I asked him if it was okay for me to vote, he gave me the go ahead - claiming that hes a matured nigga, that he ll accept my judgement no matter the outcome. Why is he now calling me a ddickrider? crying that all those who voted against him are biased? He even had to bring my battle with him into it. Is this not the height of bbitching?

Lol, my battle against ThePrekky was different. Then I was relatively new and had no idea of how these things work. After that battle, have I cried over votes again?

I felt very sad and downcasted after my battle with Ema Prince, I felt I did better than him. I thought I won that battle especially after you, Dbr and Beshi thought so too, but did you see me cry? Did I ever say anything about it?

My battle with Cooger, I was shocked when virtually everyone who voted gave him the closer. Like serious? for hyping himself? In a battle? Did I complain?


I do not know why niggas take this ish too serious. I hate it when someone I used to trust and respect misbehave like this.

airmark: I knew you gat no shame, the day you were caught pants down trailing khimwhite on fb with your 1 inch shaft and krizzkutz came to blow it to us here. Even ibime was shocked at the exposee. It would be announced all over that you are part of the ignonimous crew that spoilt nairaland section. I should have closed the thread when you saw fuckyouhard punching your head anyhow and you asking for thread to be closed. I was fair and left it open only for you to beg jobless peeps to come and help you turn the vote. I was unaware of ur gimmicks. I thought fuckyouhard was just giving excuses of a bad worksman. Now its obvious you are acting a script. No wonder mukinat threw you out like a used condom.
Kr0ne is my pal here and he is a responsible chap, hence he asked me to delete the thread. But because of simpleton like you i wont. It will be an evidence of how useless an ex-mod could be after being chased with rabid dawg. I wont ban your moniker, i will just hide your posts i find unlawful.

@ Ibime, i have heard you. I understand stuffs. Have conceeded to kr0ne. Whats worth doing is worth doing well. I know how things are run in the circle, so also unbiased peeps around.

1 inch shaft? Hahahahaha, pix? As proof? Are you this desperate?

No wahala. I don see the kain person you really be. You don show your true colour.

Please don't ever quote me again, stay on your path and let me stay on mine. Mind your business, and Ill mind mine.

I repeat, stay away from me and Ill stay away from you.

Thanks.

Ibeme: Airmark, I'm disappointed. No be do or die matter. When you battling with people you respect, you can easily concede a battle even if you think you won. I did that with Mikuz last year when the votes was slightly in his favour.

If you calculated my crits correctly and it comes to 6-6, OK good, but no point highlighting my mistake like it's a grand conspiracy. Remember I said I don't want to vote early cos ninjas take my vote personal and it may sway other people's opinion. It was you who asked me to vote early. My vote did not matter in deciding the battle so no point claiming I swayed things.

As it happens, spambot has caught me so you are the only one who could see my verd. It did not influence anyone.

In explanation, I was voting on 2nd page without the crits in front of me as reference, and I thought rhymes and flow was one point hence the miscalculation. Truth of the matter, I'm not concerned with criteria weighting. Every ninja will tell you they vote on what they feel most. You came dope but Krone slightly edged it. I have seen battles where one ninja can take most of the criteria but one or two criteria alone can win it for his opponent.


@ Coogar,

Nice bars. Keep it that way. I'll catch you when I'm released. Mikuz, I dey wait your disses o!

Airmark don ffuck up, he don make me vex. I no dey in the mood jor.

I logged in to see Airmark crying about votes like a baby, calling those who voted against him ddickriders. Smh!!

Airmark has lost the respect I had for him!

I feel disappointed, the guy don fall my hands big time. I go catch you laters!

@ Cooger : keep it up, you're now acting like a normal person, that ban don knock some sense into you!

Kr0ne I get your drift bro. I regret ever setting up that battle, I never knew Airmark was this bbitchy!

I still don't believe this Airmark said all that. WTF!

I swear NL rap section has gone to the dogs!!!

Unless a competent mod takes over the reins in this section, this place ll remain pathetic. I'm taking my hands off. I'm done tryna bring sanity to this place.

Airmark, Cooger and his crew of rretarded ccocksuckers can now have a field day sucking each others testicles off.

I ll be gone till November!

Walkers have taken over the place.


The section needs the chosen one - Alex!!

Guys vote on this nau, what is the problem?

Now that Cooger aka Suarez has been chased away from here, una come dey dull to vote on battles?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point : {TIE} Both came very hard on here. Kudos guys!

Rhymes - 2 points : {AIRMARK} Airmark did it for me. I'm impressed with his rhyming on this battle.

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points : {KR0NE} Both did well here but Krone edged it by a small margin.
Nice!

Punchlines - 3 points : {TIE} Airmark's punchlines were ill including the athletic body punch which was hilarious, Haha! I think Kr0ne's packed more heat too. The wisdom tooth punch was hot! So . . .

Personals - 2 points : {AIRMARK} Kr0ne did not bring enough to rival Airmark here.

Flow- 1 point : {TIE} Smooth verses. Nice!

Wordplays- 2 points : {Kr0ne} Nice wordies from both, but Kr0ne's puns gripped me more, even though the 'see Nile' punch could've been worded better for maximum effect - it was sweet!

Closer- 1 point : {Kr0ne} Airmark needs to be punished for his closer, though Kr0ne did not do that well with his closer, Airmark's mistake was fatal. I was shocked to see that coming from an emcee like you.

This is not FFR, this is a battle for Pete's sake. You don't hype/ flex in a battle, use every opportunity available to you to destroy your rival. Airmark, calling yaself an armoured Knight did not hit Kr0ne at all, come on, ya last bar is supposed ta remove Krone's jaw nau. You made the same error as Cooger aka Suarez did against me. Using his closer to hype himself. Saying hes Fadeyi whatever. Please no try am again!

MVGT : Kr0ne

Great battle, Ill like to see a rematch though!

ELYMAXiimus:

He was only being creative!


Is it cos he said u're lame in his verse?

Creative my left testicles!
Which kain creativity be that?

Can you imagine? If I no cremate Ibime today make I no wetin cause am. Who does he take me for? Does he think he can slander my name like that and go scot-free? Hell no!

He cup don full today. Shebi mouth dey scratch am. He go soon hear am for en head!

Does he think I'm Cooger who cannot do keystyles on the spot or what?
Make Airmark open the thread first, if I no treat en ffuck up make my nyash bend go one side. If I no use Ibime do yeye make I no sabi road to my babe house again. See Ibime o!

Ibime has come to the end of the road, by the time I'm through with laying hands on him. You too go follow beg on en behalf!

Just imagine!

It's like some people are too illiterate to know the meaning of 'swaying vote'.

Seun should make these place accessible to only educated niggas!

airmark:

Ibime is a walking corpse. Whoever knows him should ask him to start saying his last prayer!
I'm gon' release the dragon and torch Ibime with Sisqo-esque punchlines! Heaven ll definately receive him as a visitor today. Can you imagine.

It ll definately be catastrophic for Spitzomanaic or whatever he calls himself!

airmark: mikuz , ffr will be opened soon

All these closing and opening has never resolved anything.
Don't you have a long term plan to bring sanity to FFR?

Ever since Cooger the troublemaker got chased away, the thread became calm and PEACEFUL- I do not understand why you closed it again. Please open it, Ibime must pay the price for smearing my name. Hes getting skinned alive!

airmark: Well i can't actually speak for him, Ibut I don't think he can go against you voting. Both of us are matured to take verdict which ever way it goes.

Please open FFR. I got some fresh bars I want to unleash on Ibime. He won't survive the onslaught!

airmark: I think so

Please what about Kr0ne?

You know this is the same thing that caused a fight between the both of us last time I gave a verdict in his battle.

I need to know if its okay by him for me to vote before trouble ll start, cos like Cooger I risk getting chased away from this place if that happens!

Troublemakers ll no longer be given a chance to stay here any longer!

Seun: Your name is now capitalized but I didn't make it all caps because that's considered as shouting on the net!

Seun, please I need you to capitalise the first letter on this moniker please. i.e m to M. Thanks!

Can I vote?