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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 2:31pm On Jul 23, 2014

JigsawKillah: Jigs is slow to act/ thought yall should no this fact/
but when i do, my fofo spat/ and blast these broke hos laps/
mikuz is a comedian with bars, this time dem hoes didnt laugh/
he dashed at me, now regretting why they didnt hold him back/
cos he's down half dead, with none of his bones intact/
i broke the ffag!/ flows Big as Rick Ross, this dwarf MI cant hold me back/

mik is funny/ 12inched nigga, slightly taller than the ddick he's sucking/
mik is a prodigal son, he feeds on dumpings/ thats why his every spit is dumb sshit/

keep coming with ur forced wordies, arms doesnt rhyme with am/
where did u school? Ur english teacher needs to be fired man/

games freak, only a gangsta when u played grandtheft/
and yell about gats when/ u dont own a dagger, how are u in a gang then?/

i'd so beat this nitwit/ and make sure all his teeth are picked in/
a nylon bag, and keep on beating till i see the kid is weeping/
infuse deadly virus in ya system, till ur sick of living/

his fist is bleeding/ from punching a concrete skinned man/
go for a quick scan/ and check out the state of ur rotten fingaz/

they all want a piece of Saw/ cos i cut emcees and injure more/
mik was asked whose ddick he wanted most, he was like Jigs' of course!/

im rich as Kobe Bryant, ur broke as yekini after his fall/
so it doesnt come as a surprsie when i slam dunk ur ass like we playing B-Ball/

SAW

I should reply this?

Person wey see you first taking potshots at me go think say you get something fresh to offer. You claimed you'll break my head and I replied, only to come and see you drop baby punches. You looking for who to slaughter you. Those lines are watery at best. You never fit stand up to your mates, na to dey take lame shots at NL's champion you know best.
Step up your pen before tryna start a beef with the Achebe of rap!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:52am On Jul 23, 2014*

JigsawKillah: Jigs is back to rip vets/ whipping and breaking planks on mik's head/
abokis been dissing me, when they mates are fasting instead/
chats aplenty, you coulda dropped a rap in its stead/
and tell us how u beat coogar, and u laughed while he begs/
im quick to spray bullets/ and hit some gay students/
good news for yall new school rappers, i give out brains for rent/
Limerick is quick to blab/ and said he's been my man/
but im no gay, i best give the bbitch a slap/
he said i fell off rhymes/ while his flow looks shattered like a china plate, fell on tiles/
i laugh when i saw his dp, i was like 'Lime's got the head of life!!'/
i'll make him beg to die/ when i get him tied up and tortured/
and any movable bone in him, i take a knife out and puncture/
ffucking son of an agbero, act like ur dad, make a life off the junction/
or act like fuckyouhard, only feed on the dead, living the life of a vulture/
when u mentioned giyazz, i new he was no match/
and his sticks couldnt light this place up, cos he brought no scratch/
then u mentioned warriblood, a nigga who failed at bus conducting, heard about Olamide and resolved to rap!/
shows how much u suck, u even mentioned guykhena/
even his battle made me laugh more than an hyena/
yea he ffucking won, cos pricks like u Lime preferred to stay blind/
my bars are sharp stakes, enough to pierce ur gay mind/
im ffucking sleep typing/ forgive my errors, in my dreams you would see me script writing/
i no how to treat lime ffuck up, show up with ppussy, u've got the gee frightened/

SAW

This bbastards spitting wrongly . . . / I give him the cuts till he split in forty . . /
My aims leave holes in him if hes feeling funky . . /
. . so for those guessing who a victor in a gun battle will be. . wait till my 'Arms tell' . . like the 'brewery company'!/

You get beaten promptly . . /
Cos I'm popular for blazing niggas/ with crazy stingers/ so be gone with ya lazy fillers/
He ll get amputated in case he returns my punch . . cos Ill chop his hands . . if he 'raise a finger'!/

This nigga crossing ma lane/ ll get flogged with a chain/
But after he gets bundled and slain/
You ll find his parts in Eastern Europe
. . when I blast the 'Shark ta Donetsk' . . 'club in Ukraine'!/

I empty this starter/ for vexing an archer/ turn him to a celestial martyr/ when I half his head with a dagger/
but if he claims 'Ironman' . . or mess with the master/
. . he ll face '12 reasons to die' . . when I haunt him with his father's apparition . .
So if ya see a 'Ghost face Killah' . . its not the 'American rapper'!/

This horrible traitor/ is getting crushed with a trailer/ after I sqeeze his balls on a grater/
Smack and leave him tortured . . cos Ill definately handle Saw . . like furniture makers!/

He a pathetic breed/ and a laughable seed/ getting mangled with speed/
I make his family weep . .
. . cos even the 'Devil May Cry' . . when 'The Lord of of the Rings' rips killah . . apart according to the 'Asassins Creed'!/

I manhandle the leper/ pierce his laps with a sceptre/ and shift his heart to the center/
My tactics are clever . .
. . so watch how my punches ll make him run helter skelter . . till 'J roam' . . 'Bayern defender'!/

Back to the sender . .

I open the troll/ leave holes in his soul/ with every pun that I roll/
. . smash him with a referendum and break his head with an opinion 'pole'!/

I batter dykes/ and fracture thighs/ when I power mics/
Ill definately burn him alive . .
Cos even the chelsea player knows . .
. . . Ill flout the laws of automotive engineering and cremate J with 'Hazard lights'!/

Ill spread the goodnews of his demise . . and make the 'merry go round' . .

When I ll deploy boys to start tracing the cat/ wait with him gats/ to lay him apart/
. . till y'll no longer 'See Saw' . . like in empty recreational parks!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:09pm On Jul 22, 2014

teddybiyasi: mikuz lol

True talk, no be joke. You new ones make me laugh. The easiest way for y'll to shoot to fame is by battling Mikuz, ask Siddoggg and the one hit wonder. The former got ranked as the 3rd best lyricist in NL cos he drew a match with Mikuz while the latter is now been worshipped and rated the best lyricist NL have seen. Its very difficult for y'll to make break out without squaring up to a top notch nigga here. Go check my records, people started to shiver at the sound of my name after my first battle with Ibime. Dbr and Ibime were the only top rated netcees then, as a newbie then, I battled Ibime and my career took a twist. Niggas started using Mikuz' raps to rate how good they are. No be mouth. Presently Loonat11k, Mikuz, Siddoggg,Thunder and Ema Prince are NL's finest, hussle to fight any of them and see for yourself. I offered you a golden chance to stardom but you blew it. Battling ants and fireflies won't get you any where. Stop listening to these massive deceivers, their hype ll only bring you down. Where has ya win over Giyaz gotten you to?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:07pm On Jul 22, 2014

fuckyouhard: after krone, i have my schedule

Lol I quoted the wrong person. You can as well forget it. I do not battle cowards. Fight never start and you're already shaking. If you can't write 24 lines in two days then you are not even good enough to even clean Icekidd's shoes. You dey claim don over a battle win against Ckushy?
Smh. You claim all my battle wins in NL were as a result of my influence as a mod, now I don step down and ready to battle you, you don go cold and quiet like The Artic. You are just ranting like a motorpark agbero. Go and take a look at the records again. Una no go ever learn.

Schedule ko pebble ni,
Lol . . you are looking for 2 months to write against Mikuz. I don't fight cowards. If you can't write 24 lines in 3 days then you really need to think about quiting. Mikuz you don suffer sha. See person wey no fit make it out of the preliminery stage of a rookie tourney dey claim James Bond for where you dey too. Lol.

I do not why you new ones do not learn. This was how Teddybiyasi was claiming Mrs. Iron Lady - claiming she go eviserate, decapitate and obliterate me for my back, I called her out and she started shivering. You don dey rant ya own now, I don call you out and you're claiming GEJ needs to first make a trip to Antanannarivo to return in two months before you'll write 24 lines.
Smh . . .

Who even know you around these parts? You are a nobody. What would I gain if I beat you? In the same vein, if you think about where niggas would rate you if you beat Mikuz, then you'll realise you the biggest coward in NL history. Take Cooger for example, he beat Mikuz and you rookies started worshipping him. One of you went as far as ranking him as NL's finest lyricist in history.

Goodbye!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:52pm On Jul 22, 2014

ELYMAXiimus: oga, your mouth too much... So you're tryna say you'll floor mikuz,,,, krone called ya out, but you kept on ducking nd picking on cheap oppositions,,, accept the callout nd stop blowing your own horn!

Great then. Lets do it Friday - 6pm. 24 lines. Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard . . .
No long thing!

Rap Battles › Re: ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by mikuz(mod): 6:47am On Jul 20, 2014

Ibime: The warm up was too ill. Much better than the actual battle.

Your style is more suited to back and forths than formatted battles. . . I consider back and forths a better test of skill anyway.

Oga you're not the only one who's told me told me that. Ill work on it, to balance the equation. grin

So anything for the boys? I have another battle coming up.

Rap Battles › Re: ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by mikuz(mod): 8:28am On Jul 19, 2014

Bruce, nice lines!

Rap Battles › Re: ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by mikuz(mod): 8:17am On Jul 19, 2014

My battle with one Xavier guy on FB . . .

BBitch you pen the wackest BARS IN THE BOARD, you against me is like a knight tryna BATTLE A GOD/
Ill have you dispatched, slammed and HALFED WITH A SWORD, so you better quit writing, cos those "Blurred Lines" ll never be appreciated like Robin Thicke in the GRAMMY AWARD!/

Ffuck this MANNERLESS ASIAN, I bet ya wack crew wrote that GARBAGE YOU SAYING, you've lifted so many weak rhymes and its now dragging you BACK IN THE RATINGS/
Ill bore holes in you when I make the clip CLAP AT YA STATION, cos you'll surely see me put a 9 before Xavier like I'm showcasing BARCA'S FORMATION!/

Ill CUT YOU IN PARTS, would never stop to THOMP YOU WITH BARS, how can you match me when I've already TOPPLED YA A$S/
Ill certainly put a LOSS IN YA STATS, cos you're too soft for a heavyweight title, you still won't get close to the Belt, passing through the ORBIT OF MARS!/

You don't pose a THREAT WITH THE LINES, you might chat 'bout how sick you write but we all know you TELLING A LIE, as it stands you even slacking BETTER THAN LIMES/
But cats know who come FRESH WITH THE RHYMES, so when I pack explosives to blow you up, Ill have B.J up in the air like getting a HEAD IN THE SKY!/

Rap Battles › Re: ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by mikuz(mod): 10:25pm On Jul 18, 2014

Got a battle on facebook, before I write, lemme sharpen ma pen . . .

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We bring heat to vets like the sun/
Victory against us is hard like having sexx with a nun/
We come out heavy and strong/ moment our verses are done/
. . plus we make niggas scamper . . when we pressing a gun/
Cos we like organisers of Beyonce and Jay Z' tour . . We put gents 'On the run'!/

Y'll are sloppy in texts/ ya rhymes are as boring as pest/ . .
You can't ffuck with the best/
. . cos if y'll 'bark up the wrong tree' . . we ll smash a log on ya chests!/

We sever you tenants/ labour y'll like observing a penance/
. . cos you'd get subjected to 'Corporal' punishment . . if you vex the Lieutenants!/

We chase you with lugers/ and blaze you with two bars/
. . cos y'll are rated as losers/ but we shakers and movers/
So if any nigga give us the cold shoulder . . We'll break his scapula!/

Niggas stay back . . when we shooting a gun/ or tearing goons with the puns/ we never losing to none/
Our arms strong . . we could kill a cow . . by 'grabbing the bull by the horn'!/

Niggas ll start to hate us/ when they realise we popular from Jand to lagos/ and chicks are always glad to mate us . .
I'm so outstanding . . even astrologers see the 'Gem in I' . . ffuck sagittarius!/

I leave rhymers impressed/ cos I'm stylish and blest/
Ffuck ya zodiac sign . . its a 'horror scope' . . when I woo ya chick with terrifying events!/

Niggas fooling about/ ll soon lose a tooth in a bout/
I'm treacherous . . the type that ll take a couple judges on a walk . . just to ensure that 'the jury is out'!/

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Rap Battles › ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by mikuz(mod): 11:50pm On Jul 15, 2014

The revolution will not be televised . . .

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Rap Battles › Re: Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:33pm On Jul 15, 2014

teddybiyasi: so D.OPE WITH FACT...wack ffags should clap when they read the caps/ you double my speech!!! I'll quickly feed you slap/ all this weed ludicrous fools easily smoked to preserve their death/ claiming boss like warriblood but never last to see the end/ cus deadly shot is what our lyrical arsenal send/

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I spit the illest puns in the board/ you haters better exhault me as lord/
Niggas who used to daunt me . . now raise the OGENE . . to 'drum up' support!/

Teddybiyasi aint smooth with the flow/ shes only good in pleasing groupies with blows/
. . plus shes called a farmer when they bone her . .
. . cos they make her bend like shes using a hoe!/

I'm like Rambo in a rout/ known to smack wackos in a bout/
she trys ta 'shade' me . . till I leave her beaten 'beyond the shadow of a doubt'!/

Teddybiyasi is just a hapless sly rhymer/ lacking tight ciphers/
I beat her till she takes the form of an electric cable . . and have used as a 'live wire'!/

No one's loving her trash/ she's sloppy and wack/ lying shes topping the chart/
Dumb bbitch . . shes the type who'd conceal her audios . . and claim shes 'covering her tracks'!/

She never dropped something thats hard/ so clueless with texts/
so I'ma give her some "ttit beats" . . moment I start "whooping her bbreasts"!/

So if she gets closer to Troy . . /
she might get bedridden . . cos I break bones and destroy/
ll have her emptied out . . cos my tec ll leave 'Teddy bare' . . without outgrowing a toy!/

Shes a cheap ho' . .
Every dude has pressed her, damn!/
Ima slit and matchet her arms/
In battle, the auto-tune singer knows . . I'ma bring 'T pain' . . like organisers of Star Mega Jam!/

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:53am On Jul 13, 2014

This agbero is very bitchy and dissappointingly very childish. Nigga behaves like a 10 year old high school bully. Derailing threads like a restive teenager. This is FFR - a thread for practising raps and not a gossip arena. The last rubbish the kid wrote has shown he can't dig 99% of my rhymes. I'm through with the kid. I'ma leave my sparring for a matured netcee. I might as well go back to my sparing with Teddybiyasi, this big baby aint the got answer : acting too childish for my liking.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:37am On Jul 13, 2014*

coogar: #lightbars.....

shut the fück up & stop stalking me/you ain't on my level, you could never walk with me/your written above lacks technique...it's wack quality/you should do the needful & send all netcees a private apology/

this bïtch wants to be me....she sees herself as a progidy/she dreams about my cöck all night she's obsessed with sucking it/step into me zone & learn torture is my currency/

if your life is at stake, you would choose death & eat it urgently/yeyenatu is the epitome of what a muppet is/i could turn this into a divorce court & get money from this ring forcefully/.

fück the courtesy.....you're a dumb MC/yeyenatu is such a twit she got jailed for perjury/she lost her virginty purposely/...and took an oath in court it was a mere grand lacerny/take some change....go fix your body odour with toiletries/

This freak is arid/ his scripts are flaccid/ these lines ll leave him weak and blasted/
Cos Ill dispatch him with shots and have 'C ate' . . like 'caboxylic acid'!/

Ok . .

Cooger's a hypocrite who keeps deceiving wacks thats hes ddope/
. . Cos he claimed I lacked heavy jabs and breathtaking punches when he placed my stanzas in quote/
But I just read through and couldn't even find one in that trash that he wrote!/
That verse made me chuckle and laugh/. . he aint got the syllables that can make the audience to clap/
Rhyming "sucking it" with "currency" . . tells me that his useless multies are wack!/
Ya punches are bland . . you'll get floored with this/
. . terrible polysyllabic skill . . he even did "urgently" with "muppet is"!/
Cooger is a freestyle flop . . no sane gent ll rate him the best in the scene/
Cos when it comes to dropping bars on here . . I even rate Icekidd better than him/
I spit priceless . . my rhymes worth more than a grammy . ./
. . Coog's lack the bite . . his rhymes are toothless, just like his granny . ./
Ima hurt him so bad . . till his walking with crutches/
In that verse of yours . . where are the "hay makers" and the "wall breaking punches"?/
He aint got the skills to beat Mik in the mic/
Now watch the pitiful dyke/
. . give a sstupid excuse . . that the verse wasn't ddope cos he went simple and light!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:24pm On Jul 11, 2014

teddybiyasi: Spitting from Olympus/ to flip nick with mikuz/ quickly reshuffle the nick/ mikuz to 'MiUKz' hell knows I'm sick/ uppercut to M n it flip to W/ highly drunk, I'm seeing a double you/ while racing I cn easily make the U-turn/ by accelerating a cool run/ diabolical punch to Kim face/ n it will make em 'Winkz' for ten days!!!!

a brief/ of what I can do, It's not all about beef/ but what you can be without the grief/ of peeping around like a thief/ this another way I bring crooks down from a cliff/ wait a minute let upload the link to the clips/ so u can watch the tips/ I'm flammable with spit/ my fist/ can get the ozone layer deplete/ bout to burn it down if this flow gat repeat/ cus I'll go hard with frees/ hit bad with fist/ beneath my foot, I easily show my opponent defeat/ born a queen with numerous throne but still fighting deceit/ I'm the shewolf who owns the trick/ to murder n still show the victim family the killing recite!!.......
.......I don't engage myself in any kind of brawl/ cus in here I'm also bind to rule/ chasing off the coded-hearted when my mind is cool/ its time I lunch the bar but I don't dine with fool!!……
……… I'm that scary ghost who appears b4 the Halloween/ stay put, always hydrated even if the air turns to hydrogen/ grouped with the 7th element like halogen!!……
……… brutally speaking/ some niggas weeping/ while others are busy receiving beating/ evaporating sweat while hitting/ vocally rebranded, open your ear drums n listen/ my word are demn witty!!! it loses pity/ if it catches any nigga acting bitchy!.
....... I go by putting balls into pot……ablaze it butt……to cause a global warming/ sword at hand to bash the toddler coming/ aggravating it volatile till I saw the croaker running!!!……
....... I spar with gods/ stepping on me will make you a owner of a morgue/ plus a track n goon so soon will be the title of the song/
.....teddybiyasi on the fence smoking weed/ ffuck this ugly breed/ tagging my lovely nick/ holy sshit/ a frees got swap to a bloodbath/ no wonder why I'm a top tier agent in population decrease Cus i increase it death-rate

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Y'll losers should fear/
The lyrical shooter is here/ known to blast nukes in the air/
. . till crews disappear/
For 3 years and a half . . I ve being schooling ma pears . .
While making the audience put hands together . . like they using a shear!/

ffuck!

Name flick? Someone tell this chick' in heat that who shes dissing is Zeus/
. . of all the wack nicks in the thread . . you only thought of flipping Mikuz?/
You must be insane/ when I asked us to spar you were acting rusty and lame/
How come you needed me to hands up the game . .
. . as a opportunity for you to rubbish ma name?/

How come you new ones are quick to have me stabbed at the back/
. . as if when bring bars to attack/ I won't leave you'll battered and hacked!/
I'm known to leave rappers in parts . .
. . when I go on a rampaging spree/
I can't remember ever losing to an average emcee/
I aint boasting, infact/ I'm just exposing the stat/
. . I have a 100% record when it comes to roasting you wacks!/
In battles I make foes hands up like they holding a flag/
. . so cats know that your boyfriend Cooger ll flee when I start loading ma mac/

His bitten bars never bring fellas delight/
. . his fight with Mikuz ll see me give C a walk over better than Christ!/
Real niggas asked for a rematch with Mik and he ran/
. . cos he knows Ima cut his two arms and send him on a 'sleeveless errand'!/
I got enough ammo that ll make him stumble and fall/
. . cos lotsa wacks got tthis ddick like they forming a wall/
Cowards can't be rated . . what I see in the liar is fear/
How do you rate a nigga who got only one win in entire career?/
I'm doper . . my flows bring gents to the light/
You'll hear that "Cooger aint better than Mik" if you let respected heads to decide/
. . read a thread where one of his ddick pullers placed him number one all time best on the site/
. . when you talk 'bout rretarded ccocksucking, that exactly the height!/
Bbitch nigga . . can't really tell why you wacks be ppussying about/ don't see what niggas see good in the tout/
No doubt it, Glacierz or Loonat11k ll obliterate Coog in a bout!/
Check all his verses, there hasn't been a time where Cooger is writing/
. . that he doesn't get booed for bitting/ or accused of recycling!/

Ffucking disgrace!

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:57pm On Jul 09, 2014

LooNat11kk: Mikuz, host a revival tourney abeg, this site is dead

Someone else should take up the mantle. I've done my bit. I'm through with NL's rap section.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:56pm On Jul 09, 2014

[quote author=Mr. One hit wonder]slant rhymes you fool!
ravish the bastard - cutting the mustard - fabrice muamba - garnished cucumber - patrice lumumba.

epic written. 5-way syllable scheme. unprecedented in the history of this section. mikuz has been trying to infuse this style into his written lately but he cannot cope.

i have raised the bar here - this is why mikuz died prematurely like an aborted baby![/quote]My mentions don dey clock 200, Mr. One hit wonder, what's wrong with you? Will you get off my ddick?

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:35pm On Jul 09, 2014

Iceskidd: This mumu Fuckyouhard and teddybiyasi has been d1ck-riding coogar ever since day 1. SmH, coogar if u ain't gonna accept just S.t.f.u and go on with your life. After all every 1 was present when mikuz agreed that you've beaten him and that he'll call u out in an appropriate time. So?

WTF! Beat me? Are you hallucinating or what? Where is the thread?

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:30pm On Jul 09, 2014

Ibime: Dis what happens when you give attention to bytch emcees. Plenty chat instead of bars. Thís is not a gossip section abeg.

Waridabo I of Nairaland. I hail o . . .

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:28pm On Jul 09, 2014

coogar: you are a tool.....
icekid, your name should be iceprïck/you are a jobless tout, this is why you only ride dïcks/....of gutter niggaz like mik/ open that mouth of yours again & cop a tight fist/ fück outta here...tell your momma i said "hi", bïtch/

i am retiring sef.....i am passing the baton to......

Retiring? From what? It must be from work and not textrap cos I can't see a battle thread where you beat anyone.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:14pm On Jul 09, 2014

Thank God sef.

No thread evidence that Cooger beat me o.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:06am On Jul 09, 2014

coogar: mikuz is a baboon!

how does well in his yard rhyme with eden hazard? his hazard pronounced hizard?? i don't blame mikuz though, he's rêtarded.

"if this nigga is seen where dopeheads are seated, we'll tell him to stand"

and this is a punchline?

if i analyse all mikuz's battle verses, he has never won a battle here. all his wins were votes from dïck-riders. he has never punched hard in his battles. he just talks bullshyte!

You first claimed you rhymed Cutting the mustard rhyme with ravish the bbastard. Now you're claiming its the mustard and the bbastard?

Hahahaha

You are more confused and clueless than GEJ.
Unless you're doing monosyllabic rhyming, Ravish the bbastard does not rhyme with cutting the mustard. So you still get mouth? Are you not the same oaf who rhymed ssex with late? grin

You and ya fellow ffag mates are rretarded ccocksuckers!
Eden as in Hazard's first name is not voiced the same way we pronounce Eden as in the garden of Eden.

Mr. One hit wonder! grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:56am On Jul 09, 2014

coogar: his parents had to collect the rope from him when he got destroyed. mikuz was looking for the easiest way out of life by tying the rope to a strong beam & doing the obvious.

suicide on top coogar's bars.

now see his hypocrisy.......

and in january, he wrote this to ibime in their retirement battle. how can mikuz say i murked ibime in january only to turn around & say i used kindergarten wordplay?

Mr. One hit wonder.
You said my match against Siddoggg was a draw and turned around to claim that he beat me. After voting a draw you later went back on ya word and voted for him, like serious? For the records, Sid and I have battled twice in NL and both matches ended in a draw. You voted a draw in Mikuz V Ibime and later turned around to claim he beat me. For the records, Ibime beat me in our rematch and I beat him our first match!
Mikuz battle wins - More than 50
Cooger battle wins - 1
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:34am On Jul 09, 2014

coogar: you are a fool of epic proportions. "the coog is here(heir)...shake the hand of your replacement". any reader that went to a private nursery school would get that pun because of the line that followed. the h-factor don't matter.

Mr. "One hit wonder". You are disgracing ya self. Admit that the pun was wack, basic, generic and forced as Bleep and end this embarrasement. What is wrong with you? It seems you know little or nothing about homophonic puns. Ya chick Teddybiyasi should start giving you lessons on how to make homophonic puns. She should tell you that you do not have to throw letters away to play on words. Cooger no be by force to wordplay. If you aint skilled enough to do it then leave it for those who are masters in it. How can you tell me to pronounce Here without the H because you want to do a wordplay? You dey crase? grin

Get it into your black thick skull that here/ heir is a nursery school forced motherfucking pun and it ll never ever play. You miserable lizard! No matter how ddope the line that followed is, the fact still remains that heir and here do not have the same pronunciation. I'm not gonna silent the H in Here cos I'm reading ya wack verse against Ibime. You cannot build a solid structure with a very shaky foundation.

Piston/ pissed on is a perfert example of what an homophonic pun is. The owner did not throw away a letter so it could play, unlike you who asked us to throw away letter H outta the window so you can do a kindergarten pun grin

top-tier rappers amassing $40,000 per battle pun words like piston/pissed-on and you are here dragging your school certificate in the mud. you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your certificate.

I told you heir/ here cannot be termed a pun as pissed on/ piston.
You are a shame to your entire generation, the biggest mistake ya dad made in his life who to release the eggs that brought you to existence. You are claiming to be a top-tier rapper with just one battle win to your name! What a ffucking disgrace. Glacierz or Loonat11k ll bury you alive, thats if you have enough balls to square up to them in a battle. How many ddope netcees on here has ever hailed you as great? You ll only get cheap accollades from your fellow ffagmates and strange accounts as such. Mugu!! grin

vers state bïtch - are basic - ya replacement.

excellent polysyllabic scheme. compare to damage, average & garbage that you dropped like a child that used slate & chalk all his life. mikuz, if battle rap is becoming a challenge, go and buy a bicycle & start tapping wine.

Shame on you. You need to quit rap ASAP, its now clear to me that you 're on a road to nowhere. Just pack and go! How can you rhyme 3 syllables with 4 syllables? Only a wack @ss netcee does that!
"vers state bbicth - 3 syllables
are basic - 3 syllables
ya replacement - 4 syllables"

You see ya pathetic life? 3 syllables rhymed with 4. So this is ya own defination of Poly syllabic rhyming? Ffucking disgracing yaself. The time you've used in celebrating ya victory over me should have been dedicated to improving ya rhyming skills. Don't keep ya self busy with better things, keep celebrating one battle rap win. I'm sure your co-workers have also held about Mikuz, No? grin

I did : weak and average/ bring you damage/ piece of garbarge/

See? You do not know how to spot multis or the outragious ammount of ccocksuckers on ya ddick couldn't let you do a multi count. That's 4 syllable through out, its better than rhyming 3 syllables with 4. Ya rhyming skill is pathetic, you are being deceived by the wack gays clamouring on ya ddick on a daily. No real vets ll ever hail you as ill. Until you prove ya mettle.

the sting is always the punchline. ibime had used MEND lines in the past to feel pompous. he lied to us he's a rap terrorist. "an ajepaki(ask a lagos boy to tell you the meaning) obsessed with eminem is not from pakistan." eminem's fans are called stans. ibime is a paki(poverty-stricken)boy.

paki + stan = pakistan. pakistan is a breeding ground of terrorists!

that bar alone gave me 15 followers when i destroyed your gay king. mikuz, you just don't force to become a netcee. it's an innate ability. the amount of money my parents spent to give me this vast display of excellent verbiage cannot be achieved overnight. you will never ever be on my level.

This is the biggest piece of rubbish I ve seen this year! The punch is way off cos nothing concerns Ibime with Eminem. Ibime has never made any statement connecting him and Eminem, so the punch is bland on arrival. If you had used Big L or Kool G rap then we could accept, but Eminem? This kinda punch coulda work for Thunderstorm not Bis!
Its' not a must ta do Paki and stan lol. There are better ways to do it!

I told you, leave wordplay for masters, you are not skilled in it. No be by force. You no gree. You lack the skills to compose mad @ss motherfucking puns like us! grin

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:09am On Jul 09, 2014

cooger: How are you reppingRiver'sState,bïtch?/You left PH @ 13,could this be the reason your bars arebasic?/Ibime's reign is badly short of greatness/The Coog is here(heir), shake the hand of your replacement/

lololololololol

WTF . . You call your self a vet and yet you are doing here/heir wordplay in 2014. Cooger your girlfriend Teddybiyasi wouldn't do a pun as basic, forced and wack as this. She should slap you for this eggregious display of egnominious penmanship. grin

Now grab you pen and notebook let the Achebe of rap school you a little. grin

Here and Heir do not have the same pronunciation. The H is silent when you pronounce Heir. Gettit?
You see your life? So you were planning to beat Ibime - "The Waridabo of Nairaland" with this kindergarten wordplay? grin

cooger: He's a deadbeat dad that works as a handy-man/Ibime's no militant & yet claims to be a Taliban/MEND boys ain't Jidahists, they eat pork during Ramadan/Someone tell this fool anajepaki obsessed with Eminemis not from Pakistan/

lolololololol . . .

See your pathetic life? Where is the sting here? You call this a punch? At this point, I'd be right to say that you were more confused than GEJ - cos you were dissing ND Militants instead of Ibime! Wetin come concern Us with Taliban? In ya next battle i.e if you are good enough to manage to write another battle verse! You'd tell the history of Boko Haram, cos it seems you can't write a verse without Boko Haram in it. Creative nigga, Mr "One hit wonder"! grin

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:01am On Jul 09, 2014

ThunderStorm: After me. . . word!!

Lolololololol . . .

Who's deceiving you? When I'm still here? Na small thing I take pass Ibime sha.

grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:37pm On Jul 08, 2014

ThunderStorm: O'boy ye!!! IBIME DON KILL PERSON OOO. . see verse abeg!!
Corny Slick Mo'fackér. . . dang!!

Bia, Mikuz and Cooger again? Chai..

Thank goodness FFR is back. . . see wetin Idey miss na

Ibime is the sickest emcee alive. Period!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:29pm On Jul 08, 2014

gottoboy: Can I answer for Im?

No p!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2014

Ibime: 2012. . . Me and Mikuz sparred for a year/
No battle. . . . we went bar for bar with a spear/
So Coogar spit one battle, then his heart disappear?/
all I see is a bytch nigga. . that be harbouring fear!!/
Ask Thunder and Glacierz about our back and forths/
Forget the battle talk/ we slang lyrical catapults/
4 or 5 rebuttals a day/ I told niggas. . .
if you can't say it with bars. . . you got nothing to say/

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:03pm On Jul 08, 2014

Oboy!!

Ibime, Ibime, Ibime - how many times I call you?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:13pm On Jul 07, 2014

Cooger got the most generic verses NL has ever seen.

"yo 2013 rappers get sucked more LOLLIPOPS gay as bleeps tryna let it OFF i put an end to DREAMS more than ALARM CLOCKS"

https://m.facebook.com/Aotearoarbattles/posts/628763123826954?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4190696821

cooger: coog's got more ammo than a boko haram truck/lyrics potent enough to chop off a man's cöck/from hongkong to bangkok....i have put more ends to rookies' dreamsthan the alarm clock/

mikuz: You get bamboozled with diss/
lying that ya raps are ruling the streets/
. . when you lack the talent to spit sick in FFR . . cos you clueless with frees/
And you 'll find that he bit mosta his lines . . if you google his scripts!!

You aint got the answer - ffucking disgrace!

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2014

coogar: coogar----the king slayer.
the only cat that is yet to lose on this board. i killed mikuz, destroyed ibime & sent DBR to a land of no return.

lemme freestyle again......

the coog is back...the last cat that got mik's crew buried/the heat my bars carry are too scary/the last time i lost a crown, i got a dollar from a tooth fairy/

my last battle with mik got his momma way upset/i told her i ma see at sunset...so she stayed up late/my swag alone got her va-jay-jay all wet/i fücked mik's momma with her cosmetic on - that's a makeup sex/

coog's got more ammo than a boko haram truck/lyrics potent enough to chop off a man's cöck/from hongkong to bangkok....i have put more ends to rookies' dreams than the alarm clock/

Creative nigga . . Just 6 lines? after how many years? Ya last punchlines is generic as ffuck . . I've seen that a thousand times. And you're rhyming late with sex? Ravish the bbastard with cutting the mustard? This is the same nigga who accused Ema Prince of rhyming two-syllables. Ffucking disgrace!!!

So long as textbattling is concerned, you got no record compared to me. You're a one hit wonder. You're scared of a rematch cos you know that you're just a flash in the pan. Streetwize beat Ibime in their first battle, Bis called him and he beat him again. Thats what a real champion is all about. I beat Blaqbones on our first battle on FB, he called me out and I beat him again. How many times you don see me make mouth about am? All these your stunts too dey childish. If you claim that I'm no vet and nothing about my lines is creative, why then do you celebrate a victory over me like a country that won the world cup? You have a scanty record in textbattle, no one knows you outside NL, you'll only be remembered as that nigga who beat Mikuz and ran away like a coward, siting flimsy excuses. You can't compare yaself to me, until you beat me again, then we can start talking. The only nigga who has one over me is ThePrekky, no one else. Cooger we no be mates, ask Facebookers about me, I once amputated their king and took his title. I have downed certified ddope heads over there. I once beat the champion of the biggest Indian rap battle group on FB. The only two tourneys I particapated in on FB, I made it to the semi-finals on both occassions. What's your record outside here?
Coming to NL, I've been one of the smartest on the roster. There's no way you'll make a list of the Top 5 netcees on here and exclude Mikuz. I've got one of the finest verses FFR has ever seen. I've been a source of inspiration to almost every emcee who came across my bars. Who do you think has the highest number battle wins in NL?

Cooger what does you're record in textbattle say? "A single win over Mikuz" - nothing else!

It ll only take hatred for anyone to rate you over Mikuz! How many freestyles do you have to ya name? How many battle verses have you written?

No be mouth but I'm just laying the facts. Cooger like Proverb would say "You got nothing on me".

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 2:06pm On Jul 07, 2014

Emaprince: he aint got the answer!..

lolololololololol

Cooger is finished!
First Ibime, then Mikuz, Vivly and now Ema Prince!

The name Cooger has been destroyed in NL's rap section!

grin

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