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I don post. Giiyaz is next!!

fuckyouhard: hit his empty head with planks/ givin him quick cuts. . . and leave the fool with early marks!!!

fuckyouhard: in ur local village . . . .my odeshi dey dia/
even if we take it to theSTATES. . . my PENS'LL VANE YA

Diss @ Fuckyouhard
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I'm smoking this lout/ rip him apart and blast his bones to the south/ he could never have me owned in a bout/
So if he 'speak with a forked tongue' . . my cutlery ll bifurcate his lips and leave holes in his mouth!/

This thoughtless minion/ is never drugs with writtens/
So you can swear that this punch ll kill him . .
. . cos Ill go 'hard core', break his head with 'broken blocks' and give him a 'concrete' beating!/


This bbitch to Mik is like a firefly to a star/
I smoke you like a lighted cigar/ beat you till you get blighted with scars/
. . But if he fails to see that 'll bug him with problems . .
Ill stab his eye with the 'mouth of a decanther'
. . till you see more 'bottle necks' . . than a cult fight in a bar!/

I'm now coming with thunder/ to bloody him proper/ and rip his body asunder/
So he best heed and stay far from the thread . .
But if he pays a deaf ear . . Ill be tossing a crossbar/
. . to damage his auditory funtions and distablize his 'hearing' . . like troublesome lawyers!/

He surely ll suffer/ . .

Cos I'm halfing the goon with a blade/
Feed him with punches till hes back bend like hes using a spade/
And if voters re presuming hes brave/
Then this beating ll be without MEASURE . . cos Ill 'beat him within an INCH of his life' . . till he 'gets a FOOT in the grave'!!/

I outmuscle the freak/ . .
Send 'Abia Warriors' to cross him with sticks/
But after they spill his blood on the streets/
Ill rip and flip his vascular organ in the air . . till they hear his 'Heart land' . . like 'a club in the league'!/

I have these jabs ruffle his jaw/
So the horrible wwhore/ ll run when I start coming with more/
But since I'm eager to bundle him raw . .
Docs ll perform a 'keyhole surgery' on him . . when I blast him through the lock of his door!!/

That verse was sloppy and crude/ Ill leave him served, bludgeoned and bruised/
. . Then take him to a studio . . nail him to an audio workstation . . till he gets 'stuck in the loop'!/

You got nothing to prove/ so save the fables, you wack/
Ya 'early marks' pun showed us that its ddope plays that you lack/
So watch me 'throw caution to the wind' . . and have Ffuck blown in bits . . cos I'm coming with 'waves' of attack!/

Hes Pens ll vane ya pun was equally wack . .

So what hes spitting is floppy/ all his writtens are floppy/ watch ma axe rip through his tummy/
. .and split him two . .
. . Cos I'm swiftly bringing 'Ffuck' to an end . . like I was caught committing adultery!/

I do not have to time start calling names, but if you we are not on good terms, please respect yourself, act matured and stay away from voting. Posting in a few!

I'm done. Who do I send my bars to? Maybe I might not be on by 6!

Limerick: Friday next week? Dont be silly. . . . . .you want me to forget the battle? Ok, if u cant make it, tommorrow, then monday latest.

Are you rretarded? I gave you a list of niggas I'm battling and you dey here dey chat rubbish. Stop being childish. Those guys have billed to battle me before you came to the picture are you more important them? So go to the back. Monday? I'm battling Giiyaz on Monday why should I leave him and battle you? Are you ddoper than him?

Limerick: Mikuz, pls forgive me, I shouldnt have gone this far
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Omo, I no know say this my last post pain u like this o. Lwkmd , Sotey, na U con call me out by urself.

Anyway, its my pleasure. . . 30lines. . .we post tomorrow.

24 lines - I'm battling Finest, Khleb, Giiyaz and YoungDaNaval in 6 days time.
So lets make it Friday next week.
Loser deactivates his account.

Limerick: Gbags infested narrative essay. . . . .and you are a Graduate? Pfft.

Rematch. 24 lines - loser deactivates his account.

Emaprince: are you sure of this?

Why not, A no show means a loss and he ll still be given a 3 month ban.

GIYAZZ: Ok. We post on Monday by 9PM. . . 16 bars

Good!

GIYAZZ: Bye Bye Loser!

Limerick we post on monday by 9PM 16 bars. . . Game?

I don't know why you are declining when you already know that you're gonna beat me. Ok loser gets a 3 months ban. Cool?

YoungDaNaval: Nigga Calm Down..... Lwkmd

Accept and don't be a coward. This place is meant for brave battlers and not bbitches! Loser deactivates his account.

GIYAZZ: Lol, Mikuz, I simply don't like what's at stake here! So you better change it, or forget about it!

I'm even doing you a favour, so you won't deactivate your oldest account on Nairaland.
So better change the punishment and come up with something better!

I don't need any favour from a pathetic goblin like you.

GIYAZZ: Stop talking rubbish! I don't want anything relating to affect this account. . . Cause, I'm sure it's gonna be my Nairaland Verified account when I become a celebrity, so, just leave it alone!

Let's do something else, loser gets banned for 2weeks

Nothing ll happen to this account. You are going to beat me, or isn't that what you said?

Giyaz, Don't be childish. The loser should deactivate his account. If you are so sure of whooping me why do you not want to accept?

fuckyouhard: 6pm exactly, cos i'll be havin a busy weekend

https://www.nairaland.com/1828680/survival-fittest-mikuz-vs-fuckyouhard

Please if you know say we no dey yarn well please respect yourself and stay away from the thread.


Airmark please take note, if the eventual loser refuses to deactivate his account. Please ban him.
No show also attracts a ban!

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 10 bars / 20 lines.

- Deadline is 6pm.

- Verses should be posted by battlers

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

Goodluck!!!

YoungDaNaval: Chai, ma guy ah dey feel ya pains sha. Na wetin too much pride cause.

Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard - Saturday

Giiyaz Vs Mikuz - Monday

YoungDaNaval Vs Mikuz - Wednesday

24 lines. Loser deactivates his account.
No chit chats, no long thing. Lets roll.

fuckyouhard: i'll be busy tomorrow. let's do it this evenin by 6pm, 20 lines
set the thread up now

Its still the same thing, I'm occupied to write today. Since you won't be able to write tomorrow. Write ya verse and send it to someone, then when I post tomorrow the person ll post after me.

fuckyouhard: why is the bastard gloatin? did u or did u not bite from blaq? let me also remind u that the wack goblin (u'd spelled it 'gobblin' cos ur an illiterate) nailed ur bruce

Good.
Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard - 24 lines we drop tomorrow. 7pm. The loser deactivates his account.
Or should we give you two months?

GIYAZZ: Limerick just accept or reject! I don't have time to start talking nonsense with you!! Accept and let me disgrace you before Mikuz buries you atlast!

oMUMU

Leave matter. Is he not the same person wey dey suck my ddick for facebook inbox? Cos I refused to give in to his ggay advances, thats why hes following me from thread to thread trying to court my attention. Check the freestyle lounge. A look in to my inbox and you be shocked that hes my ddickrider. He started licking my dick after our battle, saying I went too hard on him and was asking me to teach him how not to stretch his bars. If you doubt me check his FB timeline, the guy don dey suck my ddick sotey en don start to dey copy/paste convos I have with better people. His battle wins against wack goblins like Krizz kutz and Storm made him believe that hes not wack until he battled Barack Obarz in the loser get kicked out match, he later lost woefully, not even a verd went to him. His wack @ss was kicked out and banned from RG after the shameful defeat. How can a netcee lose twice to Barack O barz and still get mouth?
The only ddope netcees hes battled in his life are Barack and Mikuz and he lost both matches without getting a single vote!

iamaromolaeran: TITLE >>>CHURCH IN DISARRAY
This drop will lynch/ Pierce pastors Heart till the Gospel Bleeds/
If the Priest Deceives/ I ll’ burn pulpits down and ‘step on Balls to Preach’/
Am Hiring Demons to Torment Fake Reverends/ I won’t cast the legion in swine for the sake of Brethrens/
We only act in Reverence/ when Sermons upholds Mammon and Promises 8 Grands/
The smell in the church is a nauseating Stench……we need a true Homily that blesses with Fragrance/
This congregation seems slow to digest like Pathetic snails/ so am off to Rome to leave a nasty Trail/
when I murder the Pope and make Catholics Wail/
Stab Flags with Stars like the U.S of A/ even Obama will Hail/
cos if Jesus the ‘Carpenter’ was Praised/ Then I should be worshipped……cos I supplied Christ with ‘Hammers and Nails’/
You don’t want my Named Unveiled/ or I ll’ heat up your inbox with steaming ‘Hot mails’/
Put non-believers in the cabin and push the train till its off-rail/
and saying am not omnipresent is a lame accusation……like saying ‘Stevie Wonder never Touched Braille’/
Your credentials Fail and your mixture’s Pale/
Other ministers sinked on ‘titanic missions’….i brought a cozy boat to make ‘scriptures sail’/
You should sample my Ways/ my seduction skills got the ‘daughters of eve’ eating Apples For Days/
Don’t place a bet cos you ll’ Gamble to Fail/ unless you learn my parables that got Disciples Amazed/
Keep the dead speech too…cos convos like that only happens in Graves/ If your stubborn, adamant and refuse to behave/
I ll’ pick up an inkless pen and rewrite your fate/
And that ‘good book’ Christians rely on won’t be spared the hate/ cos I ll’ spit ‘Jonah’ out and ‘Trap Bibles in Whales'/

Nice one. Keep it up brother!

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Time and data wey Airmark go use do better thing, en dey use am dey hide posts from hopeless non-entities.

coogar: kim.....limerick has called you out. accept the battle & the chitchats will stop.

One hit wonder, battle Loonat11k first.

10 more pages of trashy and childish rantings to come.

Nobody takes this place serious anymore.

FFR's glory days are behind it.

These bbitches have desecrated FFR.
The only solution is to lock it for life. Otherwise you gon' see!!

Hyenna: I'mma chill, but the fool thinks he's smart, mistaking me for ckushy just cause I'm too versatile!!
I know each an every one of you, I could get y'all pictures in 57 minutes and upload it here, I have my agents planted all around the world! Someone should dear me. I'm chilled cause of mikuz.

Remove ya verse. Get a formidable opponent, what does a lion gain from engaging in a fight with a rat?

Bruce I do not know why you are wasting your time with the wack goblin himself. You're a thousand times better than him. Leave him alone, just chill abeg.

PaulThor: mikuz wishes to form a crew Lolzz mind you.. Da phoenix order is no crew.. Its not the phoenix crew... Its an order.....

Order? what does that mean?

007Bruce: Looking forward to battling you

How about forming a crew?

How about a 16-line freestyle?

007Bruce: Mikuz man

How far? Good to have you around these parts. I've read ya bars. In no time I see you rising above this present crop of new ones. Lemme see ya next battle and maybe some more bars from you and then we ll possibly share a ring and then likely form a crew!

@ Kslib how far?

@ Eliminate widda?

007Bruce: No time, I struggled to show up today. We post tonight, Lemme start typing.

Lwkm

Watch it o . . before the wack goblin ll leave you with early marks!

Iceskidd: Lwkm @Wack gobblin

Sometimes you don't need to argue with wack goblins! Just bone and watch them play out their uselessness in 3D!

Laugh don make me fall from tree land on top person roof.

The wack goblin also said "leave the ffool with early marks"

WTF is early marks?

Early marks ko Late marks ni

Lol so na you be Ovedje Dareezyn!!!

Madman