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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:42pm On Jul 07, 2014

Emaprince: you think it will take me anything to battle luna?..I'll still get back to him but me battling now should be a fresh person....

As for the moving on...o boy! verses I posted here should remain here!... so I'll dig them up from my mind..

Ok so Cooger fits in the picture.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:47am On Jul 07, 2014

WARRIBLOOD: DEDICATED TO SEUN AND IS ..ASSOCiATE

greetings to y"all in da name of blood//
been out of nairaland 4 months..na like dem titanic ship me was bored/
/all bcus of a father..who couldnt take care of is son//
believe me, wen i say SEUN needs to be "tied n FlOG//
cus like da law of moses..i warriblood//
wont hesitate To spare da Rod//even if he sales nairaland..or cry to God //
cus wit dis line i turn is sperm yellow like is dic.k was stuck to da mud//

nairaland hacked..data lost..and informations linked//dat kept me wonderin if seun was asleep//or his wife told him her pucsy nids to be licked//at da time..he was havin fun..not even a eye blinked//seun couldnt even tel da diff betwen stone from bricks// cus all wat was in his mind, was to spray a bunch of rotten Cum From His small black di.ck//

tryin to login..dey telling me username not registered// thought it was network..so i changed my sim-card//
believe me i flashed my phone..cus da situation was drivin me run mad// not talkin bout da number of times i bought rechargecard//
all because of dis crazy son of a bastad//

but now warriblood is full time back//
to get u all heads knock and crack//
so feel free to cal dis wack//
aint my fault though...i neva died wen titanic sank//
so to be frank//
seun even joined people wen got nairaland Hack//

what you say

Da TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

Ill love to read more of ya verses.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:35am On Jul 07, 2014

Emaprince: Still trying to remember most of my lost verses...will post back the ones I'm able to remember...

Everyone don move on, and you still wan go back? You should be writing a battle verse for Loonat11k rather. If this place finally die down nau, you ll be the first to start complaining. Please make this thing happen.

In other news, Cooger and Loonat11k why are they scared to battle each other?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:40pm On Jul 06, 2014

coogar: after decapitating mikuz, he's writhing on the ground like he's still got some fight in him. someone tell this edo in adam's voice to go & die.

i don't do rematches. kim, don't feel salty because 2 black guys & a half caste bloke fücked you. it's one of those things - in life, you must accept your destiny or be destroyed by it!

mikuz: I walk the walk, nigga I let my stamina speak/ with raps that put his fans on they feet/
But this pathetic thief/ . . who's known to only talk the talk . . should disembark and exit/
claiming a cannibal beast/ . . But rather than spitting lines on here for his fellow ffags to believe/
Hes using FFR as a platform to chit-chat and decieve!/

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2014

Loonat11k I been think say na random topic stuff, I don't think I got that kinda time bro. Hit me next time you dey do something more general. My pleasure . .

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:04pm On Jul 06, 2014

coogar: coogar is on a killing spree....kicking bïtch-asś twits/someone tell this lout i don't do rëmatches/
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more snippets from our battle.....cheiii, i did you worse than a dentist fixing an appendix......

kim, can you remember these gems?

I'll ravish the bästard/
Mik is like Ernest Tubb, too old to be cutting the mustard/
You want my throne? You'd die chasing that dream like Patrice Lumumba/
Have your face sliced like garnished cucumber/
You don't have the heart for this game, you are Fabrice Muamba/

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Its obvious that I'm hurting this geezer/ my last verse made him stop and bewilder/
I'm occasionally hot tempered . . but Ima keep a cool head . . with his skull in the freezer!/
I call a couple of niggas/ to scorch him with blisters/
I aint Fabrice Muamba . . I'm a sultry ddope spitter . . .
Ya the one with no Heart for the game . . like Roy Hodgson without his first choice goal keeper!/
Rematch tins and you ll get r@ped on the spot/
Now consider this is a quick reminder . . in case you forgot!/

mikuz: I'm hailed in every block from the south to the west/
I ll make Cooger tire and flee/
I got the skills to put my mind in a free/ for this liar to see/ but he needs to apologise to his gee/
. . cos the last time he tried to put his mind in a free . . he got slapped for biting Jay Z!!/

Rhyming ravish the bastard with cutting the mustard?

You lack the answer . . what a ffucking disgrace!/
. . After I'm through with ya . . whoever have you on ll drop you with haste/
Ya freestlyles are wack . . you ought ta be ashamed of ya self/
Beating Mik in a battle . . is the biggest feat you've attained in the web!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:53am On Jul 06, 2014

Vivly: Lol. I follow you so I get to read all the drama threads here. *back to a normal section*

lolololololololol
which one be back to normal section? You no well, so na abnormal section be this? This is the best section in NL after ssexuality section grin

Now seriously, you're good, I didn't write that good in my first lines ever! Talent dey waste, I think you should think about becoming a femcee. See the way you obliterated Cooger on the spot! I thought I was the only one brave enough to pull down his pants. We need you here jare Teddybiyaki should have a competition.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:28am On Jul 06, 2014

Vivly: You're always called Kim./ Just like a drama queen, you give them the reaction they need/
You skim to write bars, they diss behind bars/
You're their King. All hail king Kim/
Cooger ain't a match for you. His lines are just dejavu/
He wants to be your Kanye cuz your name is known from East to West/
*loading*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .

Vivly wetin you dey find here?

grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:07am On Jul 06, 2014

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Like Ibime rightly pointed out . .
Cooger aint got the answer to give/ he lacks the stamina to spar and compete/ he ll dash to the creek/ when I start packing the heat/
So I'ma keep it candid and brief/ with this radical snitch . .
. . that he best stay back and retreat/
Cos he doesn't need to be told . . that a rematch battle with Mik
. . will subject him . . to a massive defeat!/
I walk the walk, nigga I let my stamina speak/ with raps that put his fans on they feet/
But this pathetic thief/ . . who's known to only talk the talk . . should disembark and exit/
claiming a cannibal beast/ . . But rather than spitting lines on here for his fellow ffags to believe/
Hes using FFR as a platform to chit-chat and decieve!/

You get bamboozled with diss/
lying that ya raps are ruling the streets/
. . when you lack the talent to spit sick in FFR . . cos you clueless with frees/
And you 'll find that he bit mosta his lines . . if you google his scripts!!
Raving lunatic . . hes losing it please!
I leave Cooger in peace/ with nukes I dismiss/
While his weak aims at best . . are 'shooting the breeze'!/

I'm in a hotel room with his niece . .
I bet ya wife too ll give me some bbooby to squeeze/
I don't care if she's fat or she got a bbooty thats slim/
. . cos for long . . my ddick has been "going through thick and thin"!/

How can anyone be proud of this twerp?/
I'ma keep pounding the whelp/ till his head's plucked out from his neck/
You got nothing palatable for the crowd to digest/
No wonder you lack a single verse thats profound in the thread . .
. . So I might as well write you a terrible balance sheet . . since . . you ll never make a good account of ya self!/

I'm hailed in every block from the south to the west/
I ll make Cooger tire and flee/
I got the skills to put my mind in a free/ for this liar to see/ but he needs to apologise to his gee/
. . cos the last time he tried to put his mind in a free . . he got slapped for biting Jay Z!!/

Cooger is known for his blabbing/
I'm never moved by all the nonsense hes capping/
I pity peeps who've developed love for his rapping/
. . cos he lacks the talent to put HIS MIND IN A FREE . . that's why he always resort to chit chatting!/

I don't know why this man is suddenly . . /
. . claiming 'Prince of Persia' after he matched me luckily . . /
But I can bet hes a one hit wonder . . cos he can't regorgitate those kinda raps he brought to me/
. . Our rematch would be like Crouch tryna clash with Kompany . . . /
Cos what you brings to the fans is puppetry . .
Suspicious accounts everywhere . . you got so many wacks covering ya sshit . . Cooger should be named after a napkin company!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 2:45pm On Jul 05, 2014

coogar: and this is why i am carnivorous.....eating animals is my best hobby. the next vermin that says nonsense about me is getting destroyed here instantly. i am tired of lunatics spewing baloney to seek attention.

Ya rapping schemes are wrong/
Weak nigga . . you lacking limbs thats strong/
99% of ya fans are having wigs and thongs/
. . Cos ya lines are like a hawk . . they only carry chicks along!/

What I'm texting is hard/ my raps are deeper than the well in his yard/
. . I taught this nigga to be fly . . cos I put him in the wings . . like hes Eden Hazard!/
You ll get buried in sand/ everything you sending is bland/
. . if this nigga is seen where ddopeheads are seated . . we ll tell him to stand!/

My names rings a bell cos I'm no. 1 vet in the land/
. . but if his rings . . then it means hes having a bell in his hand/

His rap style is devilish and damned/ they ll never get crested as grand/
. . My style's rated over C's . . like they got ferried to Jand!/

I gain entrance into his room and sleep with his wife/
Still making noise 'bout beating me . . like its hes greatest achievement in life/

I'm breaking his soul/ while I'm playing ma role/
. . put a card inside his bride's ppussy . . to prove I got an 'ace in the hole'!/

Hes now pulling his muscle/ cos he made me lose in a tussle?/
let him accept our rematch!
. . if this nigga escapes my 'APPLE of discord' . . my IPAD ll put him in trouble!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:08pm On Jul 04, 2014

teddybiyasi: tnx for the correction i was a little bit carried away with joy

See love!!!

So na cossa say you see Cooger you come dey misspell? WTF . . Next time you'll tell us you missed your period cos he called ya name! That's if his posts haven't started making you wet . . grin

I thought I told you he's married?

Don't know what's wrong with Nigerian girls these days - I no just know wetin dem see for Sugar Daddies!!

grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:42am On Jul 04, 2014

Krizzkutz: Limerick, if u r nolonger ready for D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ battle tell me lemme go back to my hiding place, u called me out . . Mikuz mikuz mikuz mikuz, uu aint saying anything, tagged ur name almost twice, but u dropt a freestyle n also commented, u sayn u didn't see d tag?? Or u wunt set up a battle for i n limerick again

Set the battle up yourself, what difference does it make?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2014

teddybiyasi: dat brawl gat me laughing

Are you on Facebook?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:31pm On Jul 02, 2014

Guykhena: While many watch the world cup,peeps like you exploit the world cup to create 'explosive wordies' ... (height of creativity).

Btw some bombs coming at you soon....

lolololololol . . E just plenty everywhere - from the cooling breaks in Holland V Mexico match to Meuller's stockings.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:23pm On Jul 02, 2014

Guykhena: one word EPIC!!!!
But your wordies creativity no be here o..........

Thanks . . lol . . too much world cup!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:54pm On Jul 02, 2014*

teddybiyasi: tot d blast gave u massive injuries

Massive injuries? Pttf! . .

Ffuck massive injuries . .

I'm hard like Bruce Willis/ I aint in the same class as these groupies/
I ll sell their @ss with two rupees/
They tactless like Eagles assisting crew is/
We 'll never agree like Baptists and Bhudhists/
. . Ill spank and kick the sshit out 'em . . with the exact moves of Jackie Chan in the movies!/

Ok

These guys are a bunch of nerdy dumb speakers/
Comparing y'll to me is like pitching Messi with Inler/
Cos me and ddopeness go together like the web and Mozilla/
So you can't be effing with Hitler/ or mess with Godzilla/
I ball far and wide . . from Chelsea to Inter . .
. . but homers equally feel me . . cos I bring the 'Buzz near' . . . ffuck 'Herzigovinia'!/

I bury y'll preachers/ leave you outshoned in seconds/ and teach ya penniless folks a lesson/
. . then stab you so many times . . and have medics 'checking for holes'. . like a road inspection!/

I smoke like Benson/ y'll 'bout ta see why I ball better than Samba/ and come heavy with stanzas/
I'm trouble and a headache to rappers/
I never show mercy to magas/
so Ill hospitalise ya wife after I leave you expunged with batter/
. . then terrorise her when I blast more shots at 'Her ward' . . than Belgium attackers!/

I aint disrespecting you pumpkins/ but you never come hard with the metas ya dropping/ I can tell with that verse that you dropping/ . . you spit better than goblins/
Y'll aint got anything left in the offin/ but before you ll get dressed in a coffin/ with ya fellas in mourning/
Ill burn ya leg together with ya footwear . . and give you an 'Ash can' . . like Dejagah's cousins!/

My sick puns are emphatic/ My cold flows leave the audience estactic/
I bedevil you wacksters like what I pop is satanic/
I'm to you lil ones what John Paul is to catholics/
I got more hugs when I'm balling than Shaqairi scoring a hat trick/
My moves leave chicks wetter than a storm in the artic/
. . Cos I "lubricate ppussies" . . with the quick expertise of an auto mechanic!/

I puncture ya larynx/ have you dazed and dismissed in a hurry/
. . cos if you fake preachers claim you "going the extra mile" . . then y'll must be on a missionary journey!/

Ya mum is truly my val/ I do a ffoursome with her and like two of her pals/
. . So don't come at me with the face . . or Ill break a camera and attack you with the 'Lens' . . like Louis Van Gaal!/

I ve sired hard rappers/ and inspired mad archers/
. . been in the game longer than Puyol before he retired at Barca/
I resolve questions scientists claim can't be be provided with answers/
I read ya bars and all I see are the rhymes of a starter/
. . but my bars bring this place to the outside world . .
. . even my one liners is fire/ so my cyphers were what exposed this site . . like Nairaland hackers!/

I retire you gaffers/ cos you can't match wits the master/ I have you bemused with ma lingua franca/
My chick so ddope . . and she aint even a rapper/
. . and ya chick? Ask Teddybiyasi . . any guy who puts hands in her hole . . runs the risk of getting a finger cancer!/

Ya ex is in black bra . . Or shes a mafia/ thats the nnaked truth guys, I swear/
. . cos she goads me ta lay her . . with a gun to my head . . she says "ssex me or ya dead" . . its a 'do or die affair'!/

If they hail this guy as the smartest/ or his rhymes as the hardest/
Ill hide with a matchet . . to leave his thighs and knees parted . .
. . cos niggas who spit nursery rhymes Ill be made my primary target!/

You just a hopeless imposter/ tell me why I aint going to murk ya?/
. . Ya a ffag who deserve to die . . since you can smooch and 'Peck ah man' . . . 'coach of Columbia'/

If you selfish traiters/ fail to hail this verse as greater/
Ill wait till you pass my street . . then have my boys extort and snatch ya phones . .
. . and make you lose sets . . like clumsy tennis players!/

I rhyme the sickest bars in the room/ test me and ya fam'ly ll soon/ find ya @ss in a tomb/
. . like Neuer - I'm my teams sweeper . . but they ll only call him a sweeper . . If he was handling a broom!/

I'm da next to fly/ the rest ll die/
ehm . . What else?
Ok headache . . Bye!!

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:02pm On Jul 02, 2014

Wack lines every where . . Make una wait!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:31pm On Jun 30, 2014

Illscripts - that was ill . . .

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VII : Mikuz Vs Airmark ** by mikuz(mod): 10:57pm On Jan 09, 2014

airmark: @ibime , my lines were a bit messed up, also with [/b] appearing unneccessarily pls help adjust and that '' self service'' in that flow for rank bar should be replaced with ''w.annk''. Thanks

You can as well post yourself.

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VII : Mikuz Vs Airmark ** by mikuz(mod): 8:31pm On Jan 09, 2014

Open for votes . . .

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:21pm On Jan 09, 2014

Mikuz vs Airmark

https://www.nairaland.com/1587124/brutal-combat-vii-mikuz-vs

Rap Battles › ** Brutal Combat VII : Mikuz Vs Airmark ** by mikuz(mod): 4:09pm On Jan 09, 2014

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

- Voting is open to regular members only.

Goodluck!!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:49pm On Jan 09, 2014

My verse is in Ibime's inbox.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:36am On Jan 09, 2014

airmark: If you can't reduce yours to 20 no problem. I remember I begged you when I engaged dj5naira to increase it, you refused and sticked to 20 even when dj's opinion was nt sought.
No problem, create the thread and ibime should inform of receiving ur verse in earnest.

32 and 24 are not the same. Send your verse please.

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by mikuz(mod): 12:38am On Jan 09, 2014

My verdict coming up . . ,

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by mikuz(mod): 12:36am On Jan 09, 2014

Open for votes

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by mikuz(mod): 12:36am On Jan 09, 2014

LOL . . . Cooger you can't judge your own battle. Its only the judges that can determine whether you killed him or not. So chill and let 'em do their job please.

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by mikuz(mod): 12:25am On Jan 09, 2014

coogar: i got hooked by spambot. i have been trying to reach you since. meanwhile, why are people hating? ibime just got räped on his own turf & his stans can't stand it.

his best replies were my puns were overplayed - that's pure nonsense. i craft my bars intelligently with a complex polysyllabic rhyme pattern. there's no written on this forum yet that can come close to this one.

the champ is here!

you already know - i am the cross-product of canibus & eminem. that's NL's best destroyed within 2 hours. if theprekky or emaprince wants it, i'll kill them.

I thought you said Ibime is the only person you can battle cos he is the only one in this whole board thats in ya category?

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by mikuz(mod): 12:23am On Jan 09, 2014

Cooger you've been unbanned.

Ibime did not drop a single line on here and someone is saying Cooger won?

SMH

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:51pm On Jan 08, 2014

airmark: 20 lines is it . We can drop tomoro. I have little time since you are thru with ur verse , 9pm tomoro is ok. I think ibime can help pop the thread.

24 lines, add 4 more lines mahn. Ill create the thread and send my verse to Ibime before noon tomorrow.

Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by mikuz(mod): 11:44pm On Jan 08, 2014

zamua: Ibime, this is netcee-hating.
He called you out and barred you. what about the other BArs in his lyrics? He called you a Pakistan. Who don use that one before? He said you are asthmatic and you use symbicort.

I nor know say Cougar fit write bars o but he beat the last written you dropped for him on flow4rank.

LWKM . . Oga the party has ended. Go back to your Cooger username jor.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:56pm On Jan 08, 2014

coogar: ibime, is this what you got?
buhahahaha - ibime is dead. i swear......this boy is so weak, it's not true.

gimme 7 mins.

Ok good . . .

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