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Loonat11k, Guykhena, EmaPrince, Jigsawkillah, Thundestorm, Krizzkutz

Please your time and wisdom is needed here. Thanks!

Guykhena: Coogar watches too much kotd battles,I swear,,
There was even one I picked,but to avoid more conflicts,let me hold my peace....

Watching so many rap battles doesn't give you the right to bite from them.

Is Suarez the only one here who watches them?

How come everyone is crucifying him for stealing bars like this?

So you have another biting allegation levelled against Suarez aka King of Vampires?
You see? When I told niggas I battled KOTD and not Cooger aka Suarez the dracula they thought I was bluffing! With the way things are going now, I won't be surprised if someone comes to claim he bit that Fadeyi Olori line too cos hes now breaking new grounds with his biting prowess!


Odikwa serious o. So this is the fall of the Greatest biter ever liveth?

Guykhena: Can y'all see maturity,he dropped this verse to shift away from the chit-chats,what we expected was coogar to reply,instead he got into what he's known best,,smh

Suarez cannot write this good. He tried to build a reputation on here with stealing other people's samples but he just got exposed, slapped and disgraced!

Cooger aka Suarez is finished!

Ema Prince,

My email is mikuzezeala@gmail.com

I don't think I still use that tourney email, I don forget password.

I don't know what's wrong with gmail o, my mails aren't getting delivered.

I'm tryna reply your mail over there but they're telling me super stories!

Krizzkutz: Emaprince shey uv seen it?? Make I screengrab sometins slf

Ibime, how can I reach u??

What's happening? Is Cooger aka Suarez dead?

Emaprince: @mikuz
Give me ur mail add..I'm trying to send a pm but I don't uunderstand NL again..

Check your inbox. I hope there's no problem?

coogar: what about the meat you bit from airmark you didn't want us to talk about? achebe of rap, local bingo of hip-hop.



he's been writing that all night.....obese is a slow writer - something he never lies about. this is why he posts rarely. it takes him 6 hrs to write 16-32 bars. don't let anyone bamboozle you. ask him how long it took him to write that - let's see if he will lie.

See it now that you're an ignoramus who doesn't know how to count multi-syllabic rhymes?

Suarez, stop bbitching, you're beginning to sound like a rookie!

Useless biter, king of vampires!

Suarez Vs Mikuz

Suarez: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt-a broke-áss bítch

Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

Emaprince: Honestly mik...this is biting!!...the punchline is just so word to word..
I don't think sid is known for this..he's too drugs to do this..let me call it a one off

Words of wisdom!

coogar: kim - where's sidddogg's verse abi dem swear for you? it seems you want to miss christmas. go to sidddogg's house & get the bars from him, you are busy switching between monikers.

useless peasant!



the fat bïtch refused the terms of treaty. littered his primary school verse with my username to score cheap brownie points.

fact remains - he was caught shark-biting.

The only biter on here is you, Suarez of rap!

Luis, he did "veteran's way" with "get through his day". 4 syllables!

You think's hes you who rhymes late with ssex?
Why do you keep exposing yourself?

Are you allergic to being useful?

Ema Prince . . .

"cos Siddogg is way sick/ . . . . than this biter. . . . .whose every punch is basic/. . . . maybe/. . . . he shoulda listened to u3 and just retraced his/. . . .steps before Frantikk left a "metal in his temple" . . . .
. . . .like a monk with braces!/" - Siddoggg


"Put the metal to your temple like monks with braces" - Jesse

rap.genius.com/Jesse-acosta-im-ill-lyrics

coogar: this is the most basic rhyme scheme i have seen all my life. how can a vet write something so shyte? is it by force to write 2-syllable bullshït?

only on NL will "veteran's way" rhyme with "through the day". the obese charlatan should faceepalm. all we ever see is story telling ability without the technique to push the boundaries of polysyllable rhyming.


arrant nonsense!

I thought you asked him to stay off your path?

Why are you still quoting him?

airmark: In my head i keep sundays holy.

my bars are almost done. I hope real heads will turn up to give verds.

Of course bro, why not. We're all looking forward to a cracker!

airmark: Its been long you know. Mikuz is a bad guy with that title and he Knows today is sabbath day.

Lol, Sabbath day was yesterday and not today bro.

I hope your bars are ready. We're counting down!


Suarez Vs Mikuz

Suarez: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt-a broke-áss bítch

Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

Emaprince: Mik what happened to ur name?

I'm good, spambot no gree me rest. Have you seen how Suarez has damaged the reputation of this site?

Suarez Vs Mikuz

Suarez: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt-a broke-áss bítch

Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

coogar: please tell him i won't disappoint him in my next battle. i am about to catch another body.




post siddoggg's battle & stop foaming in the mouth abeg. his acceptance is not enough, I need to grade his skill-set via his battle on NL.




U3's verse was very substandard. was that actually a battle or a prose taken from dead poets society?

show me all of siddoggg's latest verses in a battle. the last time he posted, his structuring was all over the place. has he improved?

Yes, he has improved!!

Siddoggg: OKiEz!!!.........Ah dint see him.....droppin shotz wif ease/......wen Lizzle came crushin all his ribs/......sincé e no dey hard me 2 "fall hand".....b sure to see.....nuffin up his sleevez!!!/.....coz m squashin all he bringz/.....sincé......against blaq ü planned 2 steal d win/.....bt he turnd on d théft alarm switch/....leavin hiz "jawz cringed"....réason he "tongué twistz" n stuffin up hiz spits!!!/......ts gory up in diss!....m like 40 thugs wif sticks!!/......n ah gât d flamez n gatz grippd/.....c hiz chest n palmz twitch/.....it "takes a clit" 2show "tekz a bitch"....doubt dat?.....just flip hiz nick!!!/*Tek=ket(kate)*.....junk.....knèel n plead!.....cz THIS 4TH LINÉ IS TO STOP THÉ CLAIMS THAT HEZ THÉ KING OF MULTIES OR RHYME FREAK/coz BEFORE NIGHT,SID WILL COME WIT CHAINS AND CLIP HIS KNEES TILL DA DUMMY COMPLIÉS QUICK!!!/...... Now hus d rhyme freak?.....dis impliez d albino loco/.....hiz weak rhymez.....seen no promoz/......Bleep "teks dynasty".....yrz afta "nysc"......he still ridez an ajino motor!!!/.......ah flip pass hiz vocals/......coz......hiz linez are cluttered wif basicz/......réason he shudders from greatness/......n kipz "forcin words".....mo than a stutterin rapist!!!/*force inwards*......check hiz unorderly lame pix/.....hez a refined primate/.....in a defined climate/.....sincé every wild crime pays/.....ahl let my projectile ninez spray/......on dis imp huz spitz sound lyk.....freestyle fridayz!!!/......fk his weak linez piling/......been âges ah seen a shot from teks slay sincé/......hiz dumb punchez rarely/......hits so watch my 9 comé afta tek lyk "aaron dontez yates nick"!!!/*tech9*......prolly froggiez date him/......so stop deceivin girlz aight?/......lowlah already had d midget chasticéd/......diz "truth iz sore".......only "proof û "balled"......iz by ya receedin hairline!!!/*bald*......if û côm retweetin besdice/.....my pumpz sneezin fast/.....2have d chumpz breathin scrappd/.....no nid to "blow his dome".....already seen ayo "smoke diz dope"......wifout bluntz gettin sparked!!!/ .....wif jaw breakin jabs...../......Dan tore d vetz spleen/.....ah bet he letz chickz text heat 4 his next beef/......against mê?lets see/.....coz afta my techz scream/......ahl leave his "puns under d béd shéet"/....lyka nollywood sex scène!!!/.......shidd getz mo interestin!!/.....B4 ah défilé hiz sisterz n mum/.....ahl slice hiz sphincterz n lungz/....."nukez apart" anytym ah ayo "thréw a jab".......û replied wif whimpers n sobs!!!/.....d blisterz all gone/.....ahl still talk abt ya sorry past/.....girls know say û ugly bad/.....a "daft G".....only tym we saw d "cat kissed" was durin a mornin mass!!!/*catéchist*......couldv hung û on a burnin mast/......buh......ah punish kids wif slaps/.....n surely he will blab/.....abt not knowin Sid is class/.....so its only ryt ah hit him wif "chairs n tablez" just 2 "furnish" him wif facts!!!/......Hiz sorry flips wif blaq?......only shows hiz rhymez all hired/......but if diz dyke conspires/.......to "drop punz indeed" or "draw" guns" wit me"....hel b left dead......in my "liné" of fire!!!/......so ü best bribe umpirez/......wif dos shirts.....showin ya nice tits/......we noticed d price cheap/......wat diz impliez iz/.....u only wore a "gud grade" afta Stiff ran û over wif tractorz!!!!/(think!!!)......ah maim ogrez wif blasts son!/......û still stuck on d same style of writin/......havnt changd ya rhyme scheme?/......rightly.....wel only hear 'tek iller' héré d moment.....ah order 4 dark rum!!!!/*tequilla*...#......KinG SiD......#

How many more verses do I need to drop?
I'm popping the thread right away!

@ Lagunna, no wahala.


Where's Cooger? You have Siddoggg's word, make I pop thread sharp sharp.

Lagunna: Ermmmm

Dem sey u dey inactive for months...

Who yarn that one?

Lagunna: Wait oo.. Why u no be mod anymore?

Cooger go report me say I dey abuse my mod rights.

U3 Vs Cheqqs

[quote author= Cheqq's Verse]The story goes thus...
Uduak, a nigga EVERY SOUL FORBIDS, someone tell this BABY HOLD YOUR SPEECH, cartoon fans, This is the end of ulquiorra ..272nd EPISODE OF BLEACH/
When I agreed to battle you they knew A THESPIAN N STYLIST CAME,
a stupid demigod getting involved in anything TERRESTRIAL AS I SPEAK MAYNE.
Check his pic with stif n drulz, the midget's height stopped at the shoulder like PEDESTRIANS & CYCLISTS LANE/
Let's talk bout your losses curdfucker...
Tek grabbed him n Xlites started pleading >>> YAKUZA DONT HIT.
Against kastiel I already knew how A LOOSER FONT IS cos that battle had you lacking balance like a passenger in MARUWA'S FRONT SEAT/
You've been hating on boogey's success acting all SEDITIOUS CRETIN,
through boogey many learnt a PRESTIGIOUS LESSON..
he's making Waves while your name remains hidden (heathen) ain't talking a pegan or irRELIGIOUS PERSON/
Majority of your brawls I'm GLAD YOU WON...
ADIEU SON...I'm bout to take a win and do som'in THATS GRUESOME...
After this bout.... We headed for North Korea if anyone HEARD YOU WON (YUWON)/
Shout out to ma illsquad...
Rich n we putting on the HOODIES AMONG THE CREWS,
could just BULLY N MURK THIS DUDE... But I see him as a 'confused hungry leader',
Little wonder u brought 'GOODIE N DOG WITH YOU'/
Acknowledge superiority when this EMINENCE SPAR YA.
Need proof? imma table the EVIDENCE FASTER...
Any disrespect from U3 would have him 'die performing'
.
.
DESSI ESPANA/
y'all don't expect much from him... This is just a Heavyweight VERSUS A DULLARD,
I'd hit him so bad till he VAMOOSE N STUTTER,
how bout your effort to revive R.A.P? Shit worsened n ACCRUES MA BROTHER....
You couldn't even pull a successful stunt coming as a CIRCUS PERFORMER/
just recalled he ain't man enough...
His beef with numero Amazons be why I DETEST THE LAME SON....
he tried to DEFEND HIS NAME FROM em'... But when they dissed back ...it brought the bitch 'more pain n humiliation' than BSDM PORN/
from My calculations...
THE BRO NA MINUS...
he better retreat or give his life to JEHOVA BY FORCE ..
cos...
The slightest contact with me would leave him lying in the hospital...
I'm that EBOLA VIRUS/
finally...
you think you can dodge from my name plays?
well I'm where his NEXT DAMNATION STUCKS..
Adylin tried to fix us a battle you ducked n took the LESS VACATION STUFF! .
thanks to Rap Genesis For making it easier for me....
I just brought UUU (yuyuyu) down
Without demolishing the Russian company that specializes on EXCAVATION WORK/[/quote]Vs

[quote author= U3's Verse]Don't gas him...
In dis bout, his CHANCES LOOK SLIM, imma 'wreck everytn he brew' like an ANGRY MUSLIM.. So pls, form a GROUP AND START PANICKING!/ (hebrew)
He took 4 from logy, 6 from tek, all blows MOVED DA MAN's CAVITIES, imma SCHOOL DA BRAT HAPPILY.. Cuz he's got more L's in him than SUPERMAN's FAMILY!/
So I FLOW ILLER, come after cheqqs like a GOLD DIGGER, u wldnt impress geeks as a COMIC-CON EXTRA, n like u featured Chino XL.. I'm MURKING YOUR BEST RAPS/
Fhab this DUMMY's YOUR BEST MAN? how's she gon COMPETE ON TEXTRAP, when it took DROPPING ONE VERD, AND bitch gave up to finest like an UGLY CONTESTANT!?!?/
I hear cheqqs n illsquad HARD, AND IM REAL VEXED, start to BLAST AS I SEE THEM, now 'his hands shaking'.. like we HAVE AN AGREEMENT! He's like "SHIT HABA!" / (He's handshaking)
Now he THINK's HARDER, "shouldn't have come without protection".. SLEAK's FATHER! His fam on their KNEES FASTER, begging for him, so I "send d corpse over"... Like a DISPATCHER!/ (cops)
@RGA, Khase exploded, left him on d MANGLED PAVEMENT, den Slim ripped cheqqs up.. dats a CANCELLED PAYMENT, fake hacker, his NET-WORK IS NOTHING DEEP!/
8 times a VERSE OF VIZ RUBBISHED HIM, so notn d NERD DROPS IS PROMISING! I swear 'to body cheqqs is a must'... Twins at AIRPORT SECURITY! /
(Two body checks)
Bleep d big grammar, his brain don't MOVE TOO QUICK, even fhab had 'Cheqq in a box' like a TO DO LIST! since then.. He lost his better half like a DEATH IN COURTSHIP/
Nigga my TECHS BE COUGHING, so if he DARE INSULT ME, there'll be "death in praque" when I hit CHEQQ REPUBLlC!/
(Czech repub, 4 dummies)
You started TEXT BEFORE ME, but btw us, my VERSE IS BLOODY, even VETS BE DUCKING, like "its d DEMIGOD FLEE!".. But no one respects u.. Cuz like empty accounts CHEQQ MEANS NOTHING!/
Baddan, Xtrax? They WRECKED HIM, ODDLY...dey turned him green.. that's HERBIVORE FEED.. wrestlemania 29... I'm d Undertaker, n this C.M punk is GETTING BODIED!/
(C)heqqs (M)artinse)[/quote]

coogar: mikuz, why did you resign?

When you took me to Mukina, you no know wetin you do?

UlqU3: Am I good enough to battle coogar or do I need to queue up?

Boss you are more than good.
If Cooger sees the lyrics to your last battle hes head ll start spinning anti-clockwise. Cooger this guy is something else.

Should I pop thread?

No doubt, Cooger Vs U3 ll shake NL to its foundations!!

Lagunna: Spot on joo... This place dey dull......

Na due to administrative issues. Nobody dey ginger for high class battles!

When I was running things, I was responsible for organising all the top-rated battles that took place in this forum from last year till date, including the first edition of the King's Tournament!

Mr I don try, the nigga who took over from me should step up to the plate and make this place lively please.

coogar: please do.....

is siddoggg a confra boy? where does he school and where's he from?

After posting it, I ll set up the thread immediately.

I do not know much about him, but what I know for sure is that, hes a top-tier netcee, the 3rd finest lyricist in the history of NL!

coogar: kim - why are you speaking for siddogg? are you his public relations officer? or you are just interested to see coogar's subliminal verse one more time. y'all niggaz need to start paying to read my scrolls. my material is military-grade.

This place is going to the dogs. Remove battles featuring Mikuz and you'll see that NL has witnessed only 1 heavyweight battle since this year - thats not good enough, considering that NL is the biggest indigenous site in the whole of Africa!

Lets see historical battles, NL deserves it. And now that a super-mod has promised to expose those kinda battles to the homepage, why not make this happen now?

Siddoggg has nothing to prove again or should I post one more battle of his?

coogar: i told him to have one more battle on NL before i cross swords with him. he's not responded since then.

That won't be necessary. He has already proven that hes a top tier emcee. What does the brother need to do to show us hes a heavyweight again?
Beat Modenine or what?
Hes even rated as the best lyricist in the history of NL after Ibime and you.

Wetin we wan yarn again?

coogar: sidddogg is a killer!

We are having Cooger Vs Siddoggg then?

mykali: Loool. Princesa. Long time no see. I'll send you a pm now.

Boss!

Cooger how far? Thunderstorm and Siddoggg just battled on Facebook, you need to see this battle.

airmark: So dont ever mentioned me and mukina in your problems , ok? Meanwhile, everyone saw how you were working your mouth after beating fuckyouhard with a slim victory asking why i counted coogar and co to votes . Change your ways bro, to avoid self-destruction. Your behaviour of recent is even a shock to coogar.

I do not have any problems, if you're seeing one then that's your biz.

I asked for a particular group of people not to vote on that match, which you were aware of, you even asked me to mention their names cos you don't actually know them apart from Cooger. After the battle you started counting their votes after you agreed not to do so. I told you about it, asking why you're going back on your words, only for you to brand it as crying foul?

Shame on you. You are a hypocrite. Go ahead and ban me right away cos you are no longer gonna see me battle Cooger or Kr0ne any longer. You have turned this place to a laughing stock!

Airmark you ll be a disgrace to this section if you fail to ban me.

Iidiot!

Yeyenatu, so na me you dey call devil?

Ok no wahala sha . . .

WARRIBLOOD: wattafuck....u talkin to da MOD dat way...

Yawns airmark abeg press da Banned Key..
Lol just kiddin...
Dem dey beat principal for school.. Talkless Mod Wen nor get liver...

Abeg mikuz wetin dey sub..

Nothing dey happen. How parols?