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Gottoboy vote for FYH too, please.

Iceskidd: Guykhena u don vote?

Abeg tell am to vote for FYH, cos with the way things dey go, the guy fit hang himself.

Fuckyouhard its ok now, Guykhena ll equally vote for you too.

fuckyouhard: i've done that pun many times, i swear to God! but my "male" is local to them, not to mention kisses from men, bitin from bonez like a local bingo lessons from don king etc puns. those are generic too? see how manipulative this people can be. see how a whole ibime is twistin things up in kim's favour! he wasn't there when I nailed bruce whom kim sent me or when I destroyed ckushy. everythin ur seein here tonight is his doin. when last did u see thunder, loonatiik or deepthought in battle threads? even siddoggg, tho that one is my enemy. and all this because of coogar o. mehhn, blaqbonez is right about ibime. gradually he's losin my respect. can't believe this!!!

I've told you to stop crying, all these tears won't get you anywhere.
I've already conceded. You won this match.
So wipe your tears bro!

gottoboy: U owe me an explanation for cancelin dah tournament, ah took it crious even though am not dope too really farr in it, with Tourney boyz will hav time tu write barz fast

My apologies boss, it won't happen again!

fuckyouhard: because u couldn't. he has more rep here than u do. ur doin this coz am a newbie and it wub be such a big shame if u lost. u already gave up but they called u back, promisin to suck ur d1ckk harder. didn't u ask airmark to ban u? smh! ur a big disgrace to hip hop. all this guys here tonight, where've they been all this while? suddenly they remembered nl abi? u should be workin for the nigerian movie industry

Ok I accept defeat now. I agree you beat me clearly. Whatever ll help you sleep this night!

coogar: opener - FYH

rhymes - TIE

similes/metaphors - FYH

punchlines - FYH

personals - FYH

flow - kim

wordplays - TIE

closer - TIE

MVGT - FYH

My closer didn't make sense but Cooger tied it.

Lololololol

coogar: don't speak to me unless i speak to you directly. where are your manners? are you a social reprobate? mikuz lost & went to facebook to bring his herd of castrated sheep to swing the verdict back on his side.

Why didn't I bring this herd against you?

coogar: FYH explained miquon before his next verse. just like eminem emphasising his bars with "get it?". eminem is practically asking his listeners to look for the double entrede in his bars. it's parenthesis!

So another word for 'get it' is parenthesis?
Oboy stop deceiving people. Thank God I didn't meet you while I was learning the ropes o.
Na better wackster I for be by now lol.
Na these new battlers I pity pass.
You've succeeded in digging FYH's grave, who knows who's next?

LooNat11kk: MFGVT: Mikuz no need to break down shyt , its evident, sizeable bodybag

Lololololol

The last 6 votes went to Mikuz. This is turning into a massacre!!

Cooger has been deceiving these new ones since 1998!

coogar: mikuz
I'm smoking this lout/ rip him apart and blast his bones to the south/ he could never have me owned in a bout/
So if he 'speak with a forked tongue' . . my cutlery ll bifurcate his lips and leave holes in his mouth!/

ibime
I'm the illest dude in the South/
Ever since Mik got bruised in the bout/ Coogar been moving his mouth/
I don't what he crooning about/
Already beat him twice. . . so y'all know. . . I could never lose to the tout/
Ibime vs Sauron. . . google it out/


lout, tout, south, bout, mouth. same shyte recycled over & over again.


why do you idiòts use the same rhyme scheme? who's biting who here? who's the creative one & who's the dullard? do you guys even think we don't see through your fraud. how many times are we going to read the same rhyme scheme from you faggöts?

kikikikikikikiki

sosiqdude: see coogar...why are you defending fyh like he's your son..can't he stand himself...i can't believe this..you are just being pigheaded ''coogar''

Lolololololololol . . . .

coogar: CLOSER

mikuz
So what hes spitting is floppy/ all his writtens are floppy/ watch ma axe rip through his tummy/
. .and split him two . .
. . Cos I'm swiftly bringing 'Ffuck' to an end . . like I was caught committing adultery!/

mikuz wrote the same rhyme twice(floppy) and for fùck's sake - bringing fück to an end isn't the same as being caught with adultery. that double entrede makes no sense.

FYH
I still have more bars to deck the ho/ so i ain't lettin go/
till he slumps from my heavy blow/ and i put a nail in his coffin . . .
like em to benzino

every line FYH used here was a punch. it's cleaner, less forced and more clever than the nonsense mikuz wrote writing floppy twice in the same rhyme scheme.

Ok FYH won. Airmark give the victory to him. I agree I lost!

Are you gonna stop crying now?


Lolololololol

coogar: OPENER

mikuz
I'm smoking this lout/ rip him apart and blast his bones to the south/ he could never have me owned in a bout/
So if he 'speak with a forked tongue' . . my cutlery ll bifurcate his lips and leave holes in his mouth!/

FYH
klitscho on scene. . . . i'll throw jabs on him/ till he goes down on knees/
this is no bout for me/ cos u'd never hear miquon . . .like the math program for kids !!! ~ mik won


.....now anyone with a retentive memory should know mikuz bit ibime's rhyme scheme with that "smoking this lout" nonsense. how does one blast bones to the south?

look at FYH's clean application. mission is a well known math program for kids just like kumon. i can relate with that angle he took very well & him explaining his verse is for the retardëd souls like mikuz himself.


by every standard, FYH took the opener!!!

Lolololol

him and me does not rhyme with knees and kids!

So those basic rhymes ffucked his opener up!

"goes down on knees" how does this make sense to you?

Lolololololol . .

I bit Ibime? Link? Proof?

Lololololol

Cooger stop crying!

coogar: may thunder fire you, shameless edo goat. no wonder you look like a billygoat. you tried to steal someone else's girlfriend and you don't even have the decorum to delete yourself from this thread & never return. do you have any code of honour at all? were you born with one?

as for the battle, you lost monumentally.....you had already conceded a loss after you saw FYH's verse. ibime & your army of simpletons got you back the cojones to start fighting for a battle you already lost. they hate to see a veteran lose disgracefully like you did.

i trust airmark to do the right thing & declare FYH the winner of this bout. hater or no hater doesn't count. when i destroyed mikuz, my haters voted in my favour. if a verse is good, it's good. i never heard of obama's opponent whining that his haters gave obama the victory. if you are good enough, haters won't have any influence on your votes.

Lololololololol
Lolololol

Na you make me come back o, I thought you were serious about battling me again, but I didn't know you were tryna claim James Bond in my absence.

Cooger stop crying over split Milk. Ok count all the votes in this battle, including your biased vote!
Who won?

Lololololololol

fuckyouhard: i must say mikuz is a big disgrace! so he even had to create fake ids, summon people who don't visit battle threads to come and sit on his dickk. the same thing i said before. nl biggest dickrider!

Lololololol stop crying!

Its just a battle, I thought you said I win battles on here only because I use my mod position to influence votes? That you'll beat me as an ordinary member. Why do you now switch to claiming I use fake monikers to vote for my self?

So Siddoggg and Thunderstorm are my fake monikers?

Kikikikikiki

See your life? See wetin Cooger don do you?
This ll serve as a lesson to the rest of his ccocksuckers!

fuckyouhard: mikuz, don't be stuupid! u didn't count coogar's and giiyaz's verds. tfu! who u beat? remember limerick said he'd vote in my favour too. those people that voted for u are my haters and they didn't even give details. see the fool
and who deleted his verse? check again

Cooger is a clown, this section is not a joke, so his votes won't count in high profiled matches any more till he turns a new leaf.

Lolololololololol

Giiyaz voted for you? Lolololol

Limerick said he ll vote for you?

Lololololol

Elymax and Teddybiyasi are my haters too.

So the result should be 7 - 0 by now.

Cooger deceived you, Kr0ne warned you but you didn't listen, now you're dead!

Kikikikikikiki

Krizzkutz: taff do, see u in d nxt thread, btw is not abt chykin her, chykin is normal its abt spoiln anodas name, u still wunt learn

I knew it was him. E be like say you no dey hear wetin I dey yarn since.
See who's talking about morality. He plans to use a female moniker to deceive people that's why I spoilt his name.
Wait o, see how you're quick to criticise me but you didn't nitpick Sleak for using fake nicks to deceive people. Great!!

Lagunna: So mikuz won... Nice...
Let's move on...
Next battle please...

The record remains intact. I told niggas that I have a 100% record when battling these new ones but en no gree hear. He blindly let Cooger lead him to his grave. Cooger is a fraud, you'll never see him hailing ddope netcees he ll rather deceive upcoming netcees to believe they can beat the hell outta Eminem!

Check his verdict!! Is it not astonishing that he gave Rhymes a tie? Or did he not see FYH rhyme midnight with battered?

Lololololol

You need to see the way he was hyping FYH before this battle, but see the generic bars and basic rhymes he brought at last. Na en ccocksuckers I pity pass.

This nigga claimed I used my mod status to win all my NL battles but see how I disgraced the nigga to the extent that he had to delete his verse.

Lolololololol

This battle na decoy sef. I had a run in with a super mod and some issues that led to my stepping down as a mod prompted me to leave this place until I saw Cooger talking about a rematch, I stepped in so we go make it happen finally and he started running like an Impala that spotted a Cheeter!

Lolololololol

Kr0ne is not hyped by Cooger but watch how he ll perform against me!!

peterrParker: gloria eyepea is pretty

She is the real Khimwhyte who used to battle here.

How I go see her finish come go dey kill myself for ghost account?

How can a nigga chyke a babe for one month without asking for her number/location?

Sorry, I was dead serious, that's why I now battle like Sleak!

Lolololololol

airmark: Krizzkutz i asked you to come and give verdict, you came to open can of worms, interesting though. Why could nt you do it on another thread? Enough of this.

That's what hes known for, instead of him to work on improving on his wack pathetic useless bars, he is busy posting unserious flirt chats all over the net. If he dedicates the time he uses in bringing those chats to making his raps better, by now niggas coulda been hailing him!

Leave matter. Can Kritzkutz aka Mr Wackster toast a chick for two weeks straight without asking for her number or location and still claim hes serious with her?

Lololololololol

Mikuz 5 - 2 Fuckyouhard

Mikuz voters : Ibime, sosiqdude, Jigsawkillah, Icekidd, Peterrparker

FYH voters : Elymax, Teddybiyasi

I beat FYH sotey he deleted his verse!

Krizzkutz: thunderstorm mum?? Smh u banned me cussa vickybash, cus I was warning u stuffs like dis wul happen again, mikuz n lie

Did you or did you not insult Thunderstorm's late mum?
Pathetic wack liar! If to say you ddope sef come dey talk like this, e for better small. You're a ffool and a miserable wack emcee - that's a curse if you do not know. Wack goblins like you should be banned and chased away from the site! Cos no reasonable emcee will ever think of battling ya pathetic self. I read ya lines and I pity ya generation.

See mumu wey Limerick obliterate. Lime beat the hell outta to you and retired ya sorry ass. Wack goblin! When are you gonna stop stealing my lines and get off my ddick? When are you gonna stop jacking lines from FB vets and start scripting ddope lines? I'm sure that that ugly babe you date has dumped you cos I'm sure by now she musta realised how fooolish and iidiotic you are!

Krizzkutz: dεγ mike u r dieing for n toasting is busy dieing for anoda boy, jst a taste of mikes cuum that u managed to get wen he was 1king on khim's photos, we wunt hear word again, jumping on matters that doesn't concerns u to prove ur love for mik is d dumbest tin to do

Ya love for Mikuz is enormous. I'm going to need a surgery if I'm to get you off my ddick. Are you not the same Kritz who stole one of my verses in FFR to woo ya ugly chick on 2go? No be you again?
Hahahahahahaha . . What do you call that?
I'd rather mmasterbate than date that ugly goblin. Lol.

Lolololololol

Deny am make thunder split you in half. You don start to turn hater because I banned you for insulting Thunderstorm's late mother!
You are a disgrace, ya mother shoulda swallowed you!

airmark: All other stuffs should be done at the official rap battle chat thread. Mikuz welcome back, i wont forgive you if you dont have a rematch with coogar. Where are other top dawgs for their verds? Loonatiik, siddogg et al.

He has declined again for the umptheenth time due to immense fear. Count the votes now and declare a winner cos FYH has deleted his verse due to shame. Remember, I said before the battle that the votes from Mikuz haters will not count!

Cooger is a sham and a fraud. I'd rather lose to Kr0ne than get a win over Cooger. Certified vets don dey hail Kr0ne since sliced bread. So its an honour to go into the ring with a champ like Krone than to exchange bars with a confirmed vampire like Cooger. Give me Kr0ne!

coogar: of course, i am scared of you now. mikuz the legendary writer. your 10 losses in the last 6 months is enough for me to be scared of you. if i add the fact that you were actually caught pants down snitching on another man then i am certainly quaking in my boots for you.

you are a monumental disgrace...
FYH used your face to clean the toilet....you conceded defeat and told us you were quitting NL altogether and now you are back? do you even have any iota of decorum in you? until you win a battle, no top-tier textcee will battle you & stop biting bonez's lyrics.

Lolololololololololol

I'm on a mission to end ya miserable life, that's why I came back. I thought you said you can write 300 bars in 5 seconds?

Lolololololol

Count the votes in this battle and see who won. Hahahahaha.
FYH couldn't bear the disgrace any longer to the extent that he had to delete his verse.

Lololololol.

I bit Bonez? Proof? Link?
Cooger clutching at straws since 1997!

Krizzkutz: gaayy, u wudnt want me to start bringing inboxes to NL, bcus e done die down for fb?? U knw it was sleak n u kept on chattn?? Wen u n sleak get beef?? bla bla bla I knew twas sleak, moofucking snitch, ban me for nl, e don even taya me . .

So how did I know who Covergurl is? Na mumu goat you be. So if a guy chykes your sister for two weeks straight without asking for her number or location she go take the guy serious?

Ewu mmeee!

coogar: i will be away for most parts of the next few days. i won't have the time to write vapourous bars for you yet. don't be in a hurry to get killed - you have about 4 battles lined up already and you keep taking losses.

you need to refresh.....

You are a confirmed madman. You are looking for more time for you to bite lines! If na me give this excuse now you go say I dey run, that it takes us so called vets days to write lines. Thats the same thing you said before FYH's match but you were left dumbfounded after I brought a master piece within 20 minutes that obliterated him together with his generic lines. I wrote this verse in a shorter time frame and yet it was better than the one I fought you with. How do you explain that?

You can be busy enough to postpone battles but others can't be. Great!

gottoboy: U're only bringing his Love affair down not his lyrical witts. . .

Leave matter abeg. Which kain love? I no really wan yarn about this but stoopid niggas wan make me.

How you go dey toast woman without asking for her number?
Na senseless niggas go take that typa chat serious. Wise people go use their tongue count their teeth. Better people know wetin dey.

Babes never finish for me to be going after a faceless ppussy, even if I no get liver to approach, ashewo joints wey dey my hood pass 40 lol.

Bobos know say a correct nigga was just passing time. Things you do when bored

I knew it was Sleak.

I already know say na en ghost, Sleak already said it himself that she is, that the real NL Kimwhyte is Gloria Eyepea on Facebook. So any nigga wey dey take those chats serious dey on a long thing.
Ok lets assume I was serious and she accepted, we for dey make love through data connection? So if you be babe, I come dey toast you for a whole week without asking for your location or number you go take me serious?

Great!

Lolololololololol . . .
Krizkutz thanks for posting that.

Cooger so we're having the rematch after-all. Lets make it tomorrow - 6pm: selected judges!

24 lines! Lets make this my last!

Make I pop thread bro.

I guess the audience have spoken. Tried to de-activate the account be the feature is not enabled. Airmark you can ban this account for as long as you want. This is my last post on Nairaland.

Dem don dey commot one by one, but by the end of the day we know the voters whose votes will count.