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brownusagirl: What a cutie pie!

hi. whats up?

Dyt: ^ is it every1 dat is on same time zone?

he must be posting from Congo: i believe!

dianah: If you are over 18, have a valid ID, and a Driver's Licence.


If You can Speak two of either English, Yoruba, Igbo, French or Swahili


If You are looking for a 9am-4pm job, with net salary of $10,000 USD per month, weekly allowance of $1,000 USD Remember, no working during weekends,and you only get to work half-days on Fridays!


If you are interested in this job, please let me know.SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER. Lol












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ok gimme me ya number then.

Hehehe . . Great one!

Is this a joke?

Hehehe . .nice one!

Hehe . . Great joke!

The joke tight no be small, joken't it?

ismhab: NA UR MAMA BE THIEF AND UR BABA BE ARMED ROBBER.

hehehehe

Mtchew

Free madness on the prawl

Is this a joke?

Lagusta: hey hey hey, no toasting in the jokes section, go to romance.......
@op, nice joke

whats your own? Who call you now? Is it your businessh? Please dont put garri in my sand sand abeg!

Kpakam: Mikuz,Kpankpagolo 4 ur ear wel wel

is that not your name?

Is this a joke or a love letter?just ashking!

booqee: I've laffed over dis a hundred times already! Abegi give us new jokes, dis one is too old and stale joor!

learn how to appreciate a yoke!

Hahahahaha . .nice joke kpakpangolo

Nice joke pweety! Are you on 2go?

booqee: Hi girls!

*shaking her head*

You script bars no one has felt/ please put ya rhymes back on ya shelf/
You sparking fire to burn ya self/
Ma flows maze ya/ the blows daze ya/
I phrase punches that floored you . . like Joe Fraiser/
I stir rhymes/ to tear spines/
If he an on air person . . I'll give him more crashes . . Dana(Than a) airline/
I rap terrestial/ landing punches on any tester/
You need a Good Luck . .to rap Presidential/
The gee is an 'olodo'/ how can he own a car when he got no dough/
Im on a volvo . .and hes trekking . .please give him Ajino Moto/
To be plain true/ you dont word play . .words play you/
You're like tha 80's calender . . ladies cant date you/
Im his master and he a wack gee/ learning rap tactics/
I might burn him in Lilongwe . .with 'Flames of Malawi'/
Two bars from me fooled ya/
So put ya Radio-activity in the cooler/ before I shoot ya/
. . .and make you go 'nut' . .like you were heading to Kaduna/

This guy a black friar/ who drafts ciphers/ that spark fire/
Dj5naira is geared . . he must be a cab driver!/
I barbed wire/ with jabs that give beards close shaves/
He transmits nerves . .but on air . . Im making radio waves!/
You can make word plays . . and do some fair raps/ we might cheer that/ but wont fear that/
Cos you cant board maths . .nigga no be aircraft!/
I throw blows/ thats sure ta leave him so low/
Ya rhymes like the Dead sea . .no flows!/
Ya girl who was a naive loner/ but now I presently bone her/
She 'lens' how to bed rock . .when I 'scope' her!/
I make dollars and pounds rain on ya LovePeddler/ stripping strippers in beer palours/
To be 'frank' . .he cant downpour . .this guy here's damn poor!/

He got no cheddar/ he a broke fella/
So I put my balls on her net . .cos Im a goal getter/ like othega . .and she knows better!/
I feel good attacking him/
without him knowing whos blasting him/
I make this nigga 'go slow' . .call it human trafficking!/

Hes quick to type rubbish/ when mine flourish/
They got more visits . .than fly tourists!/
The left hand jabs will soon track him/ and make him lack teeth/
Hes lines heat up . .cos hes a blacksmith!/
So the shoe maker/ aint no match for this tooth breaker/
You shoot lesser . . . . . .
And im quite the one who shoots laser!/

Dr. Nasir Isa Fagge
of Bayero
University Kano
has emerged the
new President of
the Academic Staff
Union of
Universities (ASUU)
at the 17th National
Delegates’
Conference of the
union.
The information
was contained in a
congratulatory
message by the
Minister of
Education,
Ruqayyatu Rufa’I in
Abuja, Thursday,
where she urged
the new executive
to improve on the
performance of the
previous Exco.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/ASUU-gets-new-president/

I spur on action/and spit ill for the passion/
Ya lines never could make a difference . .unless its substraction!/
My pen bereave men/ slashing they heads . . on cement pavements/
My slightest blunder is hes biggest achievement!/
Spray shots got you killed/ when I brought shotguns to the field/
My armor might defend ya villa . . community shield!/
Its really a shame/ how ya chick Jane/ sips ma semèn . . .
I make her bed rock . .like Lil Wayne!/
The lady is cheap/ for any nigga shes ready to strip/
Gave her 50 cents . .now she has a baby by me!/
I abuse and behead/ stormed his hood and he fled/
You telling 'tails' that wont be 'head'!/
I mute this hater/ and puzzle the faker/
Got loads of reels on a large truck . . movie trailer!/

dj5naira: As long as we, humans, frailties are bound to happen.

now you're talking!


I crack ya spine/ and crash ya rhymes/
Ya skilless bars cant 'keep it up' . . like Dana air lines!/
I rise to fame/ and drive ya wife insane/
In ya room . . I make her 'take off' . . like a plane!/
I speak intense/
teach the nerds/ and heap respect/
. . . and please the girls . . .
But ladies 'turn him down' . .like the volume of his tv set!/
If hes dressed/ in a long and fading suit/ I'll bring a dagger thats so basically smooth/
To give him a 'short cut' . .like i was showing him an alternative route!/
They say it aint so damn fair/the way I slam peers/
Got an SMG where I sit . .its an arm chair!/
And as for you Jenchood or Junkhood/ dont even know which to call you/
You claim i didnt punch good. .but a jab stopped you/
so like a piece of cutlery . .fhuck you!/
And before I forget dude . . ya girl 'digg' me/ you and I 'share' the sleek b¡tch/
She says my d¡ck 'del.ici.ous' . .when Im linked in!/

dj5naira: That pronoun is on roof-top, ever since : )

That pronoun is on the roof-top, ever since : )
I wonder when you will learn!

dj5naira: A layman would know I was referring to 'it' - 3rd person, singular neuter pronoun - from that phrase.

i should have known you are a crackhead. If you were emphasing on the 'it' in 'kip it up' why then did you go ahead to embolden the whole phrase? It should da been kip it up instead of kip it up.
Your wackness dey affect your thinking!

dj5naira: That pronoun is on roof-top, ever since : )

when did 'kip it up' turn into a pronoun?

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lmfao !!!

[quote author=~vicky~]hmmmmm yes

i agree..... [/quote]whats the hmmm for?

@dani
i dey too busy now . . . Would catch you when im kinda free!