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Tgirl4real: Good! Good! Good!

Keep it up

and whats your rank?

jenchood: Am on an exile 4 naw.skul tinx..catch yall wen am done..

You spitting loads of crap/
You've got to learn how to rap/
Cos ya lines dont connect . . you need a contour map!/
You got no guy hailing ya one liners/
but real heads be high-grading our ciphers/
You shy of facing our fire/
Cos we make ya team run . . like Racing Satander!/
We pound quacks/
and trounce wacks/
Pounce on cats . .tie balls to they spinal cords . . and make them bounce back!/
We got packs of cards on our foreheads . . poker face/
You rap 'homeless' . . . ya multies 'out of place'/
But we so fly . . cos we type lines with Upper case!/
Our fire baptise men/
and our artillery cannonise them/
Place ya Iris on our verses . .to make you keep an eye on 'em!/
Its an ill-fate/ when we p¡mp ya date/
Phuck her . . behind bars . . give her an in-mate!/
Our speeches hold sway/
dark funeral . . black burying nerds the bold way/
cos you coward niggies are all fake . .
And we coach guys for Real . . like Jose!/
Bling lyrics . .our flows and hooks gleam/
heads know the folks too dim/
I'll kill him . .putting an Ak on his portrait . .to photoshoot him/
Our upsurge rattle cops/
And startle Ops/
We bring you to your knees . . cos you not 'fit' to battle us!/
We attack flanks/
firing shells with black tanks/
You got Laurent aim . .cos you fire 'Blank'!/
We blends words/ teaching Djs and Jencs how to pen puns/
For Instance . . I got a 'job online' . .call it a 'Network'!/
At night . .we bring on the fight/
And kill on sight/
He just might . . ./ steal a thousand of our lines . . . kilobyte!!/

Dani the section really needs an offtopic thread; its absense has contributed wholly to the backwardness,boredom and stagnancy of this place.
I guess you can now see who the real heads in jokes section are!

[quote author=~vicky~]what!!!
instead of you to be jumping for missing u ad calling u honey

u still dey talk abi...no Problem

[/quote]vicky lets forget about all these backyard stuff and go straight to the point. I know you love me and would be dying to have me cuddle you in my arms. I love you too and have admired you for a very long time but badbelle too plenty here.(e.g Ajibel). The world would be mine if you agree to be my fianceè!

[quote author=~vicky~]mikuz honey ve missed u die

u left me in d cold weather without asking abt me


is not fair

God is watching with 3d [/quote]after joining forces with Ajibel to gang up against me abi?

bunmioguns: LOL. . . .no be everybody go be like Mukina nw. . . . .

hehehe . . .

[quote author=bashy_demy]@OP sorry try to get a better BF, I believe you deserve more than tooth brush[/quote]lwkmd

Eke na only you know wetin you dey plan inside this thread!

Ajibel: It's like you havent face the wrath of Sango or Amadioha before... Guinea fowl



I dunno if you still exist in OUR dicktionary

mugu,you are inequivocally suffering from psychological solitude,looking for who to give you cheap attention!

Ajibel and Vicky na craze dey worry una two.
I no just send una . . Face front jor!
Mtchew!!!

bunmioguns: nw dts d real Joke. . . . Welcome back

na wa o, everybody just disappear!

lol

lol, very funny!

This post has been hacked

joke don suffer no be small.

na joke be this?

Laitesmart: no. U are reading an obituary!! Mtcheeeew!
I guess calling u a simpleton will actually make u happy cuz i knw u wud think i was calling u a simple thing!

nice one,you finished the poor guy. Keep it up!

Jojo Armani: each time i enter dis thread i keep laugin. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Somebody find chinese alphabet lets change our name properly. B4 person go change his name to bo ko haram. Lolz

na you know wetin dey make you laugh. Is it that you aren't exposed or what? just asking/inquiring!

realsammie: pls just read hard for ur WAEC. u must make it dis year. but if dont, then try conductor.GOD wil help u

are you mad?

This post has been hijacked

so those ten people just died like that? what a world.

there's no such big deal in it.

30 Killed In Nasarawa: ACF Condemns Mayhem, Says It Is Barbaric


No fewer than 30 persons were feared dead in Assakyo, headquaters of Lafia East Development Area of Nasarawa State, following renewed violence between Alago and Berom communities.

The crisis was said to have erupted between the two warring communities following a disagreement over some payment to a traditional head in the area.

Sunday Vanguard gathered that the Eggon people objected to the payment to the Alago traditional head, alleging that the other community was taking undue advantage of them.

Claims and counter claims over a piece of land by the two communities resulting in a similar incident had made the state governor, Alhaji Umaru Tanko Al-makura, to intervene four months back following which the two communities were barred from the land.

Nasarawa State Police Public Relations Officer, ASP Cornelius Ocholi, who confirmed the development in a telephone interview, yesterday, said his command had deployed one unit of Mobile Policemen to the area to restore peace just as he said normalcy was gradually returning to the area.

Alarmed by the communal killings, the Arewa Consultative Forum, yesterday, described it as barbaric.

ACF, in a statement signed by its National Publicity Secretary, Mr Anthony Sani, regretted that some people resort to violence as a way of settling disputes.

The statement read, ”ACF condemns the communal violence which occurred between the people of Alago and those of Eggon ethnic extractions-which claimed many lives and resulted in destruction of properties.

”ACF is not happy with the unfolding practices whereby violence is being seen and used by some people to settle disagreements which ought to be addressed by constructive engagements and due process of law.

”These practices are barbaric and uncivilized and,therefore,must not be allowed to become national ethos.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/30-killed-in-nasarawa-acf-condemns-mayhem-says-it-is-barbaric/

fake sammie ,learned chaps dont relate with dropouts/touts !

Jojo Armani: laugh wan kill me for dis thread. See names.
Me go ansa hmmmmmm(thinkin) Jac Kie chan. Lolzmust u abuse am b4 u correct him or abi u and him get beef b4.

yes

Ok

bennyraz: asiri ti tu.. Copy & paste. And u knw fit recognised or put d source of d joke below the write up which only showed u wanted d praise

guy wats your problem? Haven't you seen a good joke from a sexy babe before? Mtchew !
@booqee.
Ok babe i got it.

booqee: Oh my goodness mcnepow! Why u looking so thin?? Weren't they takin care of u kids at d remand home?? Awww.....iss a pity. :-(
But seriously, where've u guys been? Jokes section is just boring, everybody's leaving.....

im a married man now; no time!

Its all Gej's fault!

Amaka G29: I rap like Christmas
Once a year I'm on ya wishlist
I knot wack emcees in a bow
Point'em out in the crowd like ho ho-- ho
But that ringing in your ear ain't jingle bells
Call me The Bachorlette- my single sells
I'm not a rapper--
I provide lyrical translation for my swag
Weighing in with my words so ya ears start to drag
Ya rhymes are so far behind they call it jet lag
I use the space between your ears for my landing pad
Don't get mad--At the best thing you never had
See, I'm a survivor--
Went from an independent woman to a Bonnie and Clyde rida
I put ya rhymes in a box to the left, kicked it down the steps, and you know the rest
Rappers treat me like I have an S on my chest
I see signs like S.O.C...
Save-Our-Cypher!
So I took the mic from the last clown and drew crowds like the Pied Piper

waoh