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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:35am On Sep 28, 2015
Darkrebel and Elymaxiimus, make una stop abeg, na beg I dey beg una. Please.

I need to get my groove on before the Kings' Tournament. Who's up for 20 lines?
Rap Battles › Re: ** Regular Battle : Laykorn V Kinglahkhay ** by mikuz(mod): 5:21pm On Sep 27, 2015
Nice, my verdict coming up. . .
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Mikuz * by mikuz(mod): 5:04pm On Sep 27, 2015
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I leave this swine panicking/ he's lines lack reasoning/ he's on a road to nowhere, so he best quit the sly wack writtens/
. . cos if Kid ever claims he's going places, then it's child trafficking!!/

Your death is official/ I ll hammer your chest with a chisel/
. . before I leave you slaughtered outside a court premises, till lawyers claim the killing was "extra judicial"!/

I'm popping the llama/ to uncouple the maga/ but if he block the shots, I ll hurt him with banter/
. . cos you think it's another Hajj stampede, when I send Muslim pilgrims to match on him, and give 'Ice prints' like the Chocolate city rapper!!/

I fry peasants/ and slice tenants/
. . so I'll be 'hell bent' on destroying him before five seconds/
since his wackness 'stinks to high heavens'!!/

I ain't even started and I'm already tearing this ppussy/ apart, as verbal bullets run from his head to his booty/
. . but if he still got some energy left, Ill double my efforts . . and reach 'So for more' like it's my 'second year in the Uni'!/

This nigga calls me a pest and a puppet/ that my light jabs are nothing compared to his rockets/ plus Ill confess hes the toughest/
When he puts a tech in ma gullet/. . . but when these uppercuts starts uprooting his chin, you'll see him 'turn pale' like he 'emptying a bucket'!/

I ll have this bumkum's dentals split/ cos this is 'The Meltdown' for the sentimental bbitch/
I don't care if he's still a minor. .
I'll disregard 'Ice age' and blast him to Asia till he gets a 'Continental drift'!!/

He got no audios, cos he lacks the essentials to spit/ I might as well blow out his brains with a C4/
. . cos the only time you see Ice on a joint is when a player gets injured!/

Gottoboy turned the lad to a wwhore/ and ffucked his @ss on the floor/
Sokrates tried to attack his APARTMENT and invade BOY'S QUATERS till he got laid FLAT and parted in four!/
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by mikuz(mod): 4:52pm On Sep 27, 2015
Open for votes :
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Mikuz * by mikuz(mod): 4:20pm On Sep 27, 2015
Let's post. . .
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Mikuz V Obesemf * by mikuz(mod): 4:11pm On Sep 27, 2015
Open for votes. . .
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 4:06pm On Sep 27, 2015
Icekidd run? grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 4:00pm On Sep 27, 2015
Obesemf post.
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Mikuz V Obesemf * by mikuz(mod): 12:47pm On Sep 27, 2015
Diss @ Obesemf

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I rip this chap in a big way/ hes past his prime like Carvalho and Pique/ the nines ll leave him slammed to a sick bay/
. . cos I'm lifting arms to bring 'MF Doom' like 'Daniel Dumile'!!/

Obese lies about the wealth that he owns/ I send men to his home/ to put a tech through his bones/
. . but if he runs to a prayer ground, I ll matyr the unintelligent crone/
Cos you'll confuse him with Saraki when I call his Muslim brothers to attack and pelt him with stones!!/

Obese is ffag, his cocck is an @ss pounder/ if he denies I'll echo it in his villa like a town crier/ cos he each time ggays ask him to unZip his black trousers/
. . Even without 3g, Na so he go just dey open sharp sharp like a fast browser!!/

Sarkodie is the only sick Ghanaian rapper,
so you're just a wack fool who thinks he's clever/ I'll beat you till your crew sense dementia/
. . but if you fail to conduct yourself,
. .I'll rip out your body parts and tie them to a rope, so you can 'pull yourself together'!!/

I attack with a sublime precision/ . .so your weight No reach. .
. . battling Mik is your dumbest decision/ cos when I bring the heat up like sunrise in Kingston/
You'll see me cremate this noctural insect, cos I'll Burn moth even if he plays in English top flight division!!/

Call me the third nig who ll send him to hell with the rhymes/
cos after he got nailed by Lyricyst, Rebel chiselled his spines/
. . this Ghanaian bittch is always getting nailed by Nigerian guys. .
He's Yvonne Nelson in disguise!!/

His silly lines won't make this rapper the king here/ he even lack the wits to be heir/ his wack reasoning is just queer/
He calls himself Obese as if his raps are fat,
. . but he ll flee when I commence this beating . . cos this verbal lashing ll make Obese vanish into thin air!!/

My audios are ill and I'm astound in texts/ but he got no skill, he's a mad cow in check/
I'll have my switchblade split his chicken head . . just to leave an 'albatross around his neck'!!/

So quit lying that you having the skill/ when you lack rhymes that have the appeal/ I'll treat you like Jack and the Jill/
So you best relocate to a low area, cos If you claim a 'moral high ground', you'll get hacked on a hill!/

You to me is like a Bentley to okada/ no netcee ll ever feel you harder/ you still won't nail magic if you were Merlin or Morgana/
I ll have a mallet leave you pounded . . so you can feel 'Ma hammer' like the 'president of Ghana'!!/
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:21pm On Sep 25, 2015
llaykorn:
Mikuz, sir, it's laykorn and not llaykorn! cheesy

Besides, it should be 8 bars and you also forgot to add 'Personals' as a criterion, sir.
Did you see personals in your last battle? We think 'personals is a part and parcel of punchlines, that's why its no longer a criterion on its own.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 7:10pm On Sep 25, 2015
llaykorn:
kr0ne

mikuz

airmark

Emaprince

darkenedrebel

Kinglakhay VS laykorn needs a thread. We're going 8 bars at 9pm...
https://www.nairaland.com/2624468/regular-battle-llaykorn-v-kinglahkhay#38375579
Rap Battles › ** Regular Battle : Laykorn V Kinglahkhay ** by mikuz(mod):
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 8 bars

- Deadline is 9pm, Friday September 27 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:02pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:
you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15.
6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his
verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko.
you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you
are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your
family.

i pity your unborn kids..... grin



poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand.
look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference?
you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable
life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have
the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall
on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here
beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the
16th century.
Eficjactor how far? grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
Cool
Rap Battles › * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Mikuz * by mikuz(mod): 7:45pm On Sep 20, 2015
Icekidd V Mikuz


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 27 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles › * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Mikuz V Obesemf * by mikuz(mod): 7:37pm On Sep 20, 2015
MIKUZ VS OBESEMF


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 27 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles › * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by mikuz(mod): 7:29pm On Sep 20, 2015
Icekidd VS Obesemf


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 27 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:39pm On Sep 20, 2015
Lol
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by mikuz(mod): 11:30pm On Sep 18, 2015
Lol
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by mikuz(mod): 11:25pm On Sep 18, 2015
[i]Lol [i\]
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:25pm On Sep 18, 2015
. . . I aint the 'Spanish coach' . . but if Im acting Iike Adamawa policemen . . best believe I 'Guard-yola!/ - Mikuz
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2015
Iceskidd:
Mikuz how a three people final gon be? :-/
Check the newbies tourney this year - that format.
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by mikuz(mod): 1:43pm On Sep 18, 2015
obesemf:
i'd prefer if mikuz allows it as an actual qualifying brawl. I can't be in the final with only free passes.
You can post your verses if you want. But it won't count. Where is the discipline?
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Mikuz V Sosiqdude * by mikuz(mod): 1:32pm On Sep 18, 2015
Check . . .
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Jigsawkillah V Sokrates * by mikuz(mod): 1:26pm On Sep 18, 2015
JigsawKillah:
final? obesem.f pulled out?
No, hes in the final too.
Rap Battles › * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Mikuz V Sosiqdude * by mikuz(mod): 1:23pm On Sep 18, 2015
MIKUZ VS SOSIQDUDE


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 19 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles › * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : CYPHER By Mikuz ft Dj5naira * by mikuz(mod):
Loading . . . 32 lines.
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Jigsawkillah V Sokrates * by mikuz(mod): 1:16pm On Sep 18, 2015
Thanks alot guys.

Icekidd wins this and makes it to the final.
Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Jigsawkillah V Sokrates * by mikuz(mod): 11:25pm On Sep 17, 2015
Thanks bro. More votes please.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:34pm On Sep 17, 2015
Lol . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:29pm On Sep 17, 2015
Ibime:
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My cash coming in fast . . . you got the Patience of Job/
I vacation the globe/ from Malaysia to Rhodes/
Spending currency in Qatar . . . . they make you pay through the nose!/
You getting money is funny. . . . Dough? Ha! . . . . you gave niggas jokes!/


Goonie mentality/ I show up to battles. . . like "who be the casualty?"/
Kick niggas into orbit. . . . for acting out of this world. . . .like Clooney in gravity/
If I see beef emerging/ the eagle bursting/ I squeeze the first in/
Fúck talking. . . . all that yapping sound like Greek and German/
I pull the dezy. . . . and deliver with no fúcks given. . . .like the Hebrew virgin!/
This evil person/ will beat a feeble person/
And if a person call his people. . . .I’ll show. . . I ain’t a people’s person!/

. . Emcees is vermin. . .


. . . but Adanna is tight/ I know niggas planning to pipe/
But if any 'guy yarn her'. . . .I’ll fly his head to the 'Caribbean'. . . .when I land with the right!/
You bozo’s wrong/ My pops. . . Biafra war vet. . . that’s where I get ma mójo from/
My moms causasian. . . . so I fair well. . . .like oh, so long/
Plus bítches know my mojo is oh so long/
I toss a grenade. . . while you taking selfies. . . .that’s a photobomb!!/


Beef me. . . they’ll hang your effigy in the Vasa/
That goes for Jigsawkillah . . . .and any enemy to the master/
He claim he 'cooking' up rhymes. . . . but those KOTD styles. . . . are 'recipe' for Dizaster!/
The bars I peddle/ are carved from metal/
I beat Coogar. . . .then drowned U boat. . . . . like a Nazi vessel/
and your chick will lose love for ya . . . if she meet this party devil/
cos the díck . . . .will have her running out of romance. . . . like Darkenedrebel!/


I’ll have her screaming "gentle, gentle!"/
I steal my best friend chick. . . I ain’t sentimental/
Emaprince depressed over girl issue. . . . what you think. . . . sent E mental?!/
She beefing you?. . . I’m the cause of division/ and all of the friction/
Giving her míssionary. . . . like I’m in pastoral position. . . .after we past orál position!/


Look. . . I’m running this ring/ Y’all can’t fúck with the King/
If Max step. . . .the Desert Eagle. . . will take him under it’s wing/
So you better duck with ya crew/
I just wrote this in my office to prove I’m tougher than you/
but ya’ll better save the rebuttals. . . .cos I got budgets to do/



oNe
Jeez!!!!!!!!!!

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