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Let's post. . . |
Open for votes. . . |
Icekidd run? ![]() |
Obesemf post. |
Diss @ Obesemf . . I rip this chap in a big way/ hes past his prime like Carvalho and Pique/ the nines ll leave him slammed to a sick bay/ . . cos I'm lifting arms to bring 'MF Doom' like 'Daniel Dumile'!!/ Obese lies about the wealth that he owns/ I send men to his home/ to put a tech through his bones/ . . but if he runs to a prayer ground, I ll matyr the unintelligent crone/ Cos you'll confuse him with Saraki when I call his Muslim brothers to attack and pelt him with stones!!/ Obese is ffag, his cocck is an @ss pounder/ if he denies I'll echo it in his villa like a town crier/ cos he each time ggays ask him to unZip his black trousers/ . . Even without 3g, Na so he go just dey open sharp sharp like a fast browser!!/ Sarkodie is the only sick Ghanaian rapper, so you're just a wack fool who thinks he's clever/ I'll beat you till your crew sense dementia/ . . but if you fail to conduct yourself, . .I'll rip out your body parts and tie them to a rope, so you can 'pull yourself together'!!/ I attack with a sublime precision/ . .so your weight No reach. . . . battling Mik is your dumbest decision/ cos when I bring the heat up like sunrise in Kingston/ You'll see me cremate this noctural insect, cos I'll Burn moth even if he plays in English top flight division!!/ Call me the third nig who ll send him to hell with the rhymes/ cos after he got nailed by Lyricyst, Rebel chiselled his spines/ . . this Ghanaian bittch is always getting nailed by Nigerian guys. . He's Yvonne Nelson in disguise!!/ His silly lines won't make this rapper the king here/ he even lack the wits to be heir/ his wack reasoning is just queer/ He calls himself Obese as if his raps are fat, . . but he ll flee when I commence this beating . . cos this verbal lashing ll make Obese vanish into thin air!!/ My audios are ill and I'm astound in texts/ but he got no skill, he's a mad cow in check/ I'll have my switchblade split his chicken head . . just to leave an 'albatross around his neck'!!/ So quit lying that you having the skill/ when you lack rhymes that have the appeal/ I'll treat you like Jack and the Jill/ So you best relocate to a low area, cos If you claim a 'moral high ground', you'll get hacked on a hill!/ You to me is like a Bentley to okada/ no netcee ll ever feel you harder/ you still won't nail magic if you were Merlin or Morgana/ I ll have a mallet leave you pounded . . so you can feel 'Ma hammer' like the 'president of Ghana'!!/ |
llaykorn:Did you see personals in your last battle? We think 'personals is a part and parcel of punchlines, that's why its no longer a criterion on its own. |
llaykorn:https://www.nairaland.com/2624468/regular-battle-llaykorn-v-kinglahkhay#38375579 |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 8 bars - Deadline is 9pm, Friday September 27 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
coogar:Eficjactor how far? ![]() |
Cool |
Icekidd V Mikuz Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 27 September 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
MIKUZ VS OBESEMF Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 27 September 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Icekidd VS Obesemf Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 27 September 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
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. . . I aint the 'Spanish coach' . . but if Im acting Iike Adamawa policemen . . best believe I 'Guard-yola!/ - Mikuz |
Iceskidd:Check the newbies tourney this year - that format. |
obesemf:You can post your verses if you want. But it won't count. Where is the discipline? |
Check . . . |
JigsawKillah:No, hes in the final too. |
MIKUZ VS SOSIQDUDE Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Saturday 19 September 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
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Thanks alot guys. Icekidd wins this and makes it to the final. |
Thanks bro. More votes please. |
Lol . . . |
Ibime:Jeez!!!!!!!!!! |
Darkrebel do not derail that thread again. If you want to start switcing monikers then continue bro. ![]() |
liricyst:SMH . . . Lolololol, had an off day today so say I make I use am find trouble small. ![]() |
Open for votes : Ibime Emaprince Airmark Elymaxiimus Giyazz Please vote on this. Thanks guys!!!!! |
captainflash:Hahaha ![]() |
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