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Jokes Etc › Re: Exposed : How Referees Favour Barcelona by mikuz(op): 11:13pm On Apr 07, 2012
Thanks guys. I enjoy the fact that y'll like the joke. And please ignore any post from that mumu Bunmioguns,em dey jeolous me and Vicky my love cos em no get babe and en no kukuma sabi toast woman sef. I pity him.
Jokes Etc › Re: Exposed : How Referees Favour Barcelona by mikuz(op): 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2012
sutoboy: Hey ogunbunmi why u dey jealous?

Mikuz she love u so much jare
Jokes Etc › Re: Exposed : How Referees Favour Barcelona by mikuz(op): 8:30pm On Apr 07, 2012
bunmioguns: Mikus. . U don kolo finish. . .cheesy cheesy
never knew she loves me this much. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Exposed : How Referees Favour Barcelona by mikuz(op): 7:04pm On Apr 07, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]Ħα℘℘¥ €α﹩☂ℯґ t● u ♥ cheesy cheesy[/quote]same to you my sweetheart. kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Exposed : How Referees Favour Barcelona by mikuz(op): 6:54pm On Apr 07, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶[/quote]i love you too. grin
Jokes Etc › Exposed : How Referees Favour Barcelona by mikuz(op): 6:09pm On Apr 07, 2012
Its official.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (1 - 1) On April 7th 2012 by mikuz(m): 5:33pm On Apr 07, 2012
[quote author=pres-elect]Is Liverpool still in the premiership? grin[/quote]lmao grin
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid ft Skales In ' Baddest Boy' by mikuz(m): 2:28pm On Apr 07, 2012
Silva79: Sincerely wizkid is running outta lyrics. And stop bringing it 2 d 4ront page again and again. Dont lyk d song anyways.
na the concept of the track tire me pass. Na wa for Nigerians.
Rap Battles › Re: Cypher Time With Football Stuff! by mikuz(mod): 2:26pm On Apr 07, 2012
This ones follow for word plays?
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by mikuz(m): 2:20pm On Apr 07, 2012
RocksQueen: I think I tried once, it froze my phone and I didn't try again
would love to roll with you.
saddler: No,I âm on 2come.
abeg no put sand sand for my garri. I no know wetin dey worry you.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by mikuz(m): 9:50pm On Apr 06, 2012
RocksQueen: I need to ask my mummy but I really suspect that am above 16years old

What abau tiu?
are you on 2go?
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by mikuz(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2012
RocksQueen: Lolz!Brosssss. Every river has two banks. Oceans do not have banks,only shore
Am sure u know n u'r just pulling my legs smiley
how old are you please.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:55pm On Apr 06, 2012
Friday night freestyle . . .
The paradox will never end . . .

I give the fans what they ask for/
Dude's back to bring ill verses to the fore/
I put guys off their strokes to slash foes/
Im hale and hearty . .but I spit the sickest flows/
You get hit with a club when I stick around/
Keep your heads up as I bring you the low down/
Im 'too' prolific to score a 'brace'/
I air my thoughts when I land in the place/
Im single but I double date/
I bend gay laws cos Im straight/
Look out for me . .cos Im in/
Im about to 'reign' . .call me the 'Son' of the king/
I lay low when I get high/
Make your exit . .or walk in a tight rope if you standby/
I put my dop3 verses on the loose cos Im tight/
I leave you in piece . .when I bring the fight/
I give you a good bashing for rolling with bad guys/
Im real with the paradox . .like clocks are wingless but time flies/
Rap Battles › Re: Cypher Time With Football Stuff! by mikuz(mod): 7:05pm On Apr 06, 2012
Lemme just drop . . .
I ball like Neon cos Im the Best . .no doubt/
I fire Peter lyrics with SMG flows . .so Crouch/
You rock Silvers like David . .but I wear gold medals/
I put a Ruby on yo pillow if you Harry . . give you a Red Nap/
My lines fat . .and yours are Ever Thin/
You flow like Neville . .you rap what the fans will never Feel/
Im cheered from Rio to Ireland . .cos Im iller/
You drive an Okada . .but I rode an Aston to yo Villa/
Like Gary race with Speed or be a dead man/ cos when I bring in The Hammer . .
I could break yo left arm/ in an Upton park . .give you a West Harm/
My raps scold you/ from a New Castle and school you . .
Like an Old school/
I bring havoc to your Team . .cos this folks Cruel/
Im Shane . .Im meant to last Long like a Duracell battery/
Call me a Kopite . .
but if you bell a Cop . . then like Craig I'll Bell Army/
You aint Jack . .even if you w ank Wilshere . .in a wheel chair/
But If I forgive the blunder of a Scott . .i made his Sin clear/
Ive Swan Seas and Oceans and swim in relegation waters/
I rhyme do pe with Didier lyrics . .y'll know I gat Drug bars/
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid ft Skales In ' Baddest Boy' by mikuz(m): 6:54pm On Apr 06, 2012
See the way people are just promoting mediocrity!
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by mikuz(m):
Nice zoke grin
Music/Radio › Re: Are These The Illest Punchlines Of 2012? by mikuz(op): 12:43pm On Apr 06, 2012
Jesus christ!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:17am On Apr 06, 2012
DBR: Mikuz. .
ur wordplay skill is growin dude.
u make me feel like a good WP-sensei grin

thumbz up.

oNe
lol
Thank you Sir. And Thank God for netcees like you; wey show us the way.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by mikuz(m): 10:09pm On Apr 05, 2012
Switchic must you get wet/ho rny each time you see my posts? I resemble por n star for your eye?
Mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: Tantalizers Indeed *lwkmh* by mikuz(m): 6:09pm On Apr 05, 2012
Vicky you are the best!
Muah!!!cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by mikuz(m): 6:06pm On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl: say something reasonably! bush rat! tongue
Vicky tell her to leave my thing alone. Its meant for only you. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao Part 2 by mikuz(m): 4:53pm On Apr 05, 2012
I love the joke,just as the poster. grin
Music/Radio › Are These The Illest Punchlines Of 2012? by mikuz(op): 3:49pm On Apr 05, 2012
If you flew by in a rainbow
coat & Icarus wings/
You still couldn’t pass with
flying colours . . get it poor
thing/
Now go ahead
and claim King, wreck
yourself/
You got enough
Queen in you to check
yourself/

From Mode 9 - Boom bap
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Stop Messi Lol Hehe by mikuz(op): 11:58am On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl: you are mad! and i'm not ur mate! i wrote jamb several years ago and only once without aid!
so, i'm not your class at all! Cow! mtchew angry tongue
una sure say this babe get sense at all?
Education › Re: How Did Jamb Manage To Release Results In 3 Days by mikuz(m): 12:47am On Apr 05, 2012
MuyiGL: It seems you have been out of Nigeria for about 4 or 5 years now. JAMB has for the last 4 years or so been releasing results in 3 days. It's not that hard. The esams are all multiple-choice and they use computer answer sheets. Hope you have your question answered?
does this make any sense?
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Stop Messi Lol Hehe by mikuz(op): 12:25am On Apr 05, 2012
sutoboy: you no nothing than Jamb abi?
i tire oh. Jamb this Jamb that. Whats wrong with you Switchic? Are you mad? Na only you write Jamb this year? Wey person no go hear word. Mumu!!
Jokes Etc › Re: For Those Begging Me To Return To Jokes Section by mikuz(m): 12:21am On Apr 05, 2012
Lol.
Skales you no well grin

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