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Vicky i like the joke!

Im king . . In the subject of your discussion
Listen up as i throw down at my release
When my album drop heads get up and bow down
Now walk with me as I run things
I chill cos Im too hot

My flows kinda free . .but I'll make you pay
Call me the nicest with the wicked lyrics
I gat game but Nine dont play
Bring them back to life by killing 'em with the flow
The mode rhyme well but Im ill

Waje
Jahdel

[quote author=~vicky~]ooch thanks Mikuz[/quote]

timbros: why coach remove Boateng nah?

cos he is becoming too passionate. Lol

Henry40: How many penalties did Arsenal score? How many offside goals were allowed?

help me ask am abeg

[quote author=ADA---ADA]that one nobi offside abeg,[/quote]why not? Oya explain. Why e no be offside?

FC Uefa 3 - 1 Ac Milan

See clean offside goal. Oboy this one na broad nightday light robbery. Milan sorry

dani1luv: walahi. .vicky fine sha

now i know the class of babe you dey like toast.

lord papi: I like the track. Its hot

i dont feel this one at all. The concept of the track na out of space nonsense!

Switchic i wonder wetin for happen if to say you fine. We for don run comot from NL.
Thank God for babes like Booqee and Vicky.

Vicky is second to none in jokes section. How can you compare her to mumu switchic?
Mtchew

swtchicgurl: is this a letter, an essay or a poem?

no, its your autobiography. Mtchew

[quote author=MOGUL.O]WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? WHY YOU WAN PUT SAND FOR THIS GUY GARRI NA? YOU NO GO LEAVE AM MAKE HE USE LIE LIE GET ONE CHIC.... FOR 3 YEARS NOW HE HAS BEIN CHICLESS

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? WHY YOU WAN PUT SAND FOR THIS GUY GARRI NA? YOU NO GO LEAVE AM MAKE HE USE LIE LIE GET ONE CHIC.... FOR 3 YEARS NOW HE HAS BEIN CHICLESS[/quote]na badbellerity go kill you. Jealousy

Vicky you know i can do anything for you

Ibime happy married life . . . Would be interesting to see how you rap now that you're her husband . . .
Hehe

I p!mp my ride and p!mp ya bride/
I fired leather lyrics that Ezhibit greatness . .to leave SKINned . . so hide!/
If i assume yo boo is blest/ then i'll push through my intent/ to call for a divorce . .and make her throw weight behind it. . like a Shot-put event/
To him relay this over/ that I've clandestinely met his lover/
Kissed her without his permission . .no pecking order!/


My flows connect like a bluetooth device/
Gat some screws loose . .but my hook is tight/
The fire i deliver through the mic/ is capable enough to born him/
Im a substitute for dopeness . .but I make yo first team/
In rap . . I've convocated and hes still a Jambite/
I impale his face to the wall . .and turn his head to pale like Termites/
He got no swimming style . .he's a wack folk/
I spike his spine with a boulder . .now he gat backstrokes/
My bars turn rappers to convicts/
Hes never 'shore' he'll land me punches . .even if he 'banks' on it/
I might drag the nut-case to court for being a poor dude/
He got no pants on . .so I clothe him legally . .give him a lawsuit/
I dont Mercy Sides . .when I spit you shiver/
Even if yo Liver Pools . .you wont still de-liver/
I smash his jaw/ for having the guts/ to wag his tongue/
In short . . In real battle . . he wont last me long/
Ya flows Seem disconnected . . In hiphop you gat no clarion call/
If I made it a duty to deflate yo ego with wordplays . .then its a pun chore!/
Im praised by the crowd . . 'So Far' . .he aint got 'cheers'/
Im high like a storeyed building . .to see me you gatta make up stares/
Beef up yo security before I bring you this/
Cos the punches I doctored . .would leave you nursing injuries/

For those who know Queen Nwokoye, simplicity is her way of life. She has stayed a scandal free life in the termed 'scandal filled industry'.
Last month, Uloma, daughter of Imo State governor, Rochas Okorocha premiered her movie, Eyes of Hope in Owerri.
The movie premiere was well attended by friends of the governor and some entertainers like Osuofia, 2Face Idibia, EmpressNjamah, Queen Nwokoye and other stars.
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/16564/7/leave-my-hubby-alone-imo-state-deputy-govs-wife-te.html

[quote author=-king-]'''''''try one weda u no go fu,k off[/quote]meaning what?

[quote author=~vicky~]Simple just follow dis step
* do frog jump 12 tymes every morning ad night
* agree to receive 6 stroke of cane after lunch
* clean my toilet every day
* run little errands for me
* receive hot slaps from my dog every night b4 u sleep [/quote]is that all? You dont just know . . .

Setting as the sun baby you know rain get one season/
Thats how you're my joy . . the prettiest thing that i've ever seen/
And when I see you smile/
I feel a butterflys inside/
You're the light in my dark . . .
Your friends them all in your ears
Telling you to leave but you want to stay
Thats cos they dont know
How i feel about you
The fact say we dey vex sometimes/
Doesnt mean that baby you and I dont rhyme/
You're the light in my dark . . .
I want you to know you're my honey
The only one wey dey make me go crazy
Baby I give you my loving/
Heart and soul . . thats worth more than money/
Baby they dont know just how I feel about you
True love you . . .

Even if the joke no funny i go still laugh

[quote author=~vicky~]supervisor indeed
mtcheew [/quote]i wish i was your in-house dry cleaner. My own don better be that.

[quote author=~vicky~]if i hear[/quote]meaning what? As you fine like this? I can do better jor!

[quote author=~vicky~]wht re u feeling like


knocks his big head[/quote]how can i be your boyfriend? Im interested please.

Switchic,
you should thank your God someone like me called you such romantic name. With the way you are i wonder how many guys would want to even say hi to you not to talk of chyking. You are not a fine girl and you know it,so stop forming and fronting. I wonder if you really have a bf. What is wrong with you? Atleast If babes wey make sense like Vivly and Booqee dey yarn the way you dey yarn now e for dey different cos they got the goods/commodity wey fit move market. But your case is far different,you cant even seduce a Maniac! If rubbish girls like you come dey mumu like this how babes wey get am like Vicky go behave?
Yeye babe

Mtchew

[quote author=~vicky~]oops.....dis ur english carry k-leg


suck ur head nw

yeye boy[/quote]me and dat your yeye bf wey dey use dat im big lips dey suck am who better pass?

booqee: Ok, u mean the proposal for u to become my houseboy?? Ok, dats right. Dats good. When will u resume for ur job??

in whose house? Yours? Dani go just give you 9 months in no time if im not called to supervise!