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So madness could be this severe?

Jojo Armani: laughs mikuz wetin booqee do u. Lolz

no quarrel intended,was only asking!

realsammie: odenson oya tell me nw,useless illegal stupid chinese immigrant

they said you are a school dropout and i foolishly thought it was a rumour!

Hope say no be wetin ya bf do you wey you post for us so. Cos ya byday falls in may too.nice joke!

You'll never change!

Dj5naira . . .nice rhyme structure ; plus your diction is improving. I hope you build on it. Catch you on friday night freestyle !
Good looking out!

Aso rock

Crap!

Lol

realsammie: well i will share the same name with a famous footballer JI SUNG PARK

mumu, na chinese name be that?

Hardeybolah: ;DLooooooool,den education in unilag wud cum to an end

education in nigeria is already in its knees!

Nice concept but odumegwu ojukwu university(OOU) coulda been better. Lol

Booqee ya wahala too much!

Lemme talk to my boy Jenc . . .
Quick . . .
I dont spar with cheap talkers/ abeg stay in ya borders/
A Chris Wallace relative . . Im ya BIG brother!/
I 'pick up' ya chick with a grey 'truck'/ take her home . .and drill her all day long/
My 'wheelbarrow' style make her put her 'bottoms up' . . like Trey Songs!/
You get laid to rest . . when Im launching barrels/
Plus I rhyme with punches that scar men/
So you best 'back off' . .like hunchless camels!/
Gej aint the only one with GCFR . .ask your master/
Cos money's in the military . .and Im Grand Commander!/
I scale over ya short fence/ to blast shells . . through your fore head/
You aint gat Rashid Lynn's brains . .meaning . .you lack Common sense!/
I m running bottles with models . . ya babe and mabel/ and you lack the swag . . of a star . .or a legend/
Stick you with a close up satchet . .and you wont still own a Red Label!/
I phrase a cypher/ to raise my fire/
Electrocute you with a nudé shock . .when I 'nakéd wire'!/

To bring diss to me . .this nerd have grown/
You power son . .but ya lite has never shone/
The only time you were 'off the chains' . .was when you left a mental home/
I thought I made it clear/ that the fake needs help/
cos we all know he force it . . like JTF/
In FFR . . or math . .hes the lowest common factor . .
. . and Im the HCF/
The sound from my ammo . .makes him want to run/
cos I carry rifles thats so long and drawn/
he might need a vaulting pole . .to 'jump the gun'/
Its a pity hes a lowly brother/ who hawks pure water/
Men dont squawt with toddlers . ./
meaning you cant spit duplex . .ya type belong to the boys quarters/
I pay his tuition . . buy him toys and a couple sandals/
so during christmas . .he should call me father/
cos Im gifted . .if my clause is santa/
You got spacesuit . .? then ya career in rap is over/
so put ya heavy bars past ya shoulder/
You get lectured with pep talks from Gaurdiola/
cos I'd be glad to coach ya/
I blaze him/
allow my fire enrage him/
for selling his soul . . .
Cos if he gathers bricks . .then hes a free mason/


I press sleek virgins/you a beginner/
And ya chic indeed a diva/
she rocks to my foggy and doggy styles when I bleep her/
The nigga wont do 'missionary' . .unless hes really a preacher/
Im a sick speaker/ and a catechism teacher/
banging whores in Bangalore/
cos im a top player . .and hes an amateur/
I hold court in flushing meadows/ where my rackets crush you minnows/
Grand slam . .drop a thousand bucks . . ./
And do a party with two cath nuns/ and a sultry widow!/
oNe!

Who wants battle?

Damn!! Mr Dbr and Mr Ibime . .this is not fair!!

Friday night free5tyle . .
Best believe/ bloods spill to reveal Plasmas when i pen lyrics/
cos I push rappers to the wall . . like LCDs/
I gun enemies/
burying them in public cemetaries/
Dj5naira . . you embody the swag of ya sister . . meaning you're a non-entity/
Im blessed with skill/
Any nigga who thinks they iller than Henry . . gets caned with koboko/
Surround ya whole city with Canadian arms. .
. . leave you with nowhere . . To-Run-To/
I mack fat bosom ho's/ from Iraq to Abuttabad/ cos Im bad/
Phuck ya wife on a luggage . .infusing my pipe from her back/
Then have ya kids call me Bag Dad/
Im T.B Joshua . . I tell your doom . .the lyrical prophet/
You got bricks on ya brain . .they call you blockhead/
I line pockets/ with missiles to fire rockets/
Switch over ya Iris with your pupil . . its an eye socket/
When Im out to ball . . you have to run/ cos im known for blasting cannons/ at stadium walls/
But you would be Robbing Van Persie . . If only you had a gun/
My wardrope glisten/ with coats for leasing/
He gets no T-shirt . .dipping his cloths in lipton/
He has no idea how to rap . .give him an IT/ cos the dawg bites lyrics/
But Im Sharing The African Experience . . like AIT/
I coin rhymes/ to run mics/
You aint ill . .you only got a virus . .and Im a Fun Guy/
Im known worldwide . ./ from Peru to China/ could spit 20 tongues in two cyphers/
But you wont do Polish . .unless you a shoe shinner/
I perfectly rehearse/ my flow s . .to spit tight bars/
Broaden my lyrics . . and kill you with the lines . . Its Die Verse/
I cause havoc and blast hommies/
Doha medal . . I bring Qatar's Trophy/
You wont face Reality . .unless you can Rap'sody/
Im liable to laugh at him/ cos hes so dry . . even his flows lacks vaseline/
He ownes no lotion . .but Im a Cream De La Cream/
I got 5 mics/ but the weeds he blows makes him believe he rhymes Bright/
Cos if you think you're the dopest alive . .then you must be living a high life/
I get him tortured/ afrobeating him rhythm and blues till i change his color/
But If he does African Jazz . .his dad must be a native doctor/

Allianz lyrics/ he started to flee . .when I aint even handled ma bic/
Cos I bring 'Blues' to his Arena . . like Bayern Munich/
I bring you gays to defeat/
if you fail to phantom the speech/
Hang an Ak on ma molars . . Cos im armed to the teeth/
I do rap the favour/
bringing light to the game with a plant generator/
Y'll on a failed course . .so 'I better pass my neighbour'/
I blaze dynamite sticks/
sitting on Tin Milk . .my ass on the Peak/
Got Space to eat . .its a satelitte dish/
In court, I show my fierce face/
to cripple you sly fakes/
My rackets . .turn forehand smashes . .to tie (thigh) breaks/
I sit on dop e bars like beer palour chairs/
If rap was tennis . .then i rank tops here/
But y'll wont get A TP . .unless its A TransPort fare/
I slay verses/
Huntelaars Class . . I tutor German lessons/
Give a bleached ears to his prayers . .its a fair hearing/
You aint the sh¡t . . I push you haters/ off Balance . .and issue ledgers/
Spill your endoplasmic recticulum over ya documents . .now you gat tissue papers/
Im not afield . .but im a homer/
Rhyme acidic . .with home-based maneuvers/
With more Pep talks . .than Guardiola/

Whats even going on here? Wheres everybody for Gods sake?

Homar: @lilkech Bleep off my thread .

see mugu, if others boost say dem get thread you too go follow. Mtchew!

Is this a jokes?

booqee: Phuck! Why do we get to see d same jokes over and over again. I don tire for dis section.....

hey booque my love,long cork time no smooch!

@op na only free madness fit inspire this kain topic . . . Na craze you dey craze so!
Mtchew
mumu!

The truth? So whats this truth you are talking about?

Ogagua whats all these you're typing?

Ogaga4Luv: [size=13pt]^{This is very funny to see Christians talking against my path and they do not want others to talk about their so called dead Jesus that was nailed in tree and get killed because he was so rude and arrogant . well , i do not blame u i put the blame on your Jehovah God for not giving u a proper up bringing . SATAN is the head of the entire WORLD u need to show respect ! anyway , just keep blaspheming against his innocent name we're coming to catch u out for been very disobedient to your master and maker . we'll initiate as many as we can . Our first means of dealing with opposition is to buy it off. To any group as rich as the Illuminati, a few million dollars are nothing.....wait and see as we bring out our money which without no one can buy or sell .} [/size]

you are an Atheist?

…says Jesus didn’t die on Friday, but Wednesday
AS Nigerian Christians join others worldwide to mark this year’s Easter, controversy is brewing around the actual date of the crucifixion of the progenitor of the Christian faith. While it is generally accepted that Jesus Christ was crucified on Good Friday, the publicity secretary of the God’s Kingdom Society, GKS, Brother Benedict Hart, in this interview, contends thatJesus could not have been crucified on Friday. He said Easter is actually a pagan festival that true Christians should avoid. Excerpts:
What is Lent and of what significance is Lent to Christians?
Lent is the 40 days period offasting from Ash Wednesday to Easter, excluding Sundays, established in imitation of Christ’s 40 fasting days in the desert (Matthew 4:2). It cannot be of significance to Christians since we are not asked to fast or afflict ourselves every year in remembrance of Christ’s sufferings or agony before his death and resurrection. He is now alive for evermore(John 16:20-22; Revelation 1:18). The 40 days fasting in the wilderness has nothing to do with the gap between the Last Supper and Christ’s death on the tree.
More : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/easter-is-a-pagan-festival-gks/

Happy Easter.