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dadicvila: U call dis a joke??u guys have turned dis joke section into a joke itselflol vb0mb: [color=#006600][/color] ![]() |
How do i prove i truly love you please? ![]() |
One day Vivly, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets Mikuz. They talk about climbing trees. Mikuz says to her: "Go on climb that tree." Vivly climbs up and Mikuz just stands there and looks up to her p ants. After a while Vivly goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stup id girl he just stood there and watched your pant s." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met Mikuz again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My st upid girl he just stood there and watched your pan ts." The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pant s!" ![]() |
booqee: mumu! so every pix i upload must have been taken in my house huh?? Thats not my house for ur info..... And besides, if its my house nko?? Whats d big deal? Some less privileged sleep under d bridge. Why do pple like forming sef?? Mtcheww.....whatever! But dont come here and deny una house oh. Cos the locale where your penultimate pro pix was taken is the same place you also took this one. Cheers! |
Vivly: ur case is pathetici love you. ![]() |
Vivly: E pain u?why are you tossing my love in the trash? |
Who you dey call sweet? |
Vivly: Tnx dear (gives him a hug)what? |
Vivly: *sighs**kisses her soft lips* ![]() |
Homar: @Miku you no get handwork . Next time dont copy my joke and paste or u will recieve this kind of insult again .if people dey talk you mah go follow? Na wa oh! |
hakunajay: Your own craze don start already na hence your juvenile behaviour!old man. I know say you be my popsi mate. Mtchew! |
booqee: Walahi! i think say na bin gbagbo get dis thread! Mtcheww..... Op, u no even try at all!the background of your profile pix says it all. Na so una compound dey? |
Vivly: *not wantin to create a stir amongst guys strides ajebotically, shake hands with otooro nd collects d prize*i love it when you type ![]() |
Emmyk: . Sometin tells me you'r the prefect!its a typo. She didnt preview it before posting jare. |
hakunajay: I guess this is actually what you will tell your ward when he/she asks you same question? This is not funny man! You effed up seriously! Infact, it has come to the stage whereby we will have the power to vote out irrelevant threads/stupid threads using this as an example. Due to this disappointments in threads, i have noticed that Bin gbagbo is the worst poster in this nl's joke section! The guy is just a total embarassment, creating unfunny threads like this one! You guys should grow up.... Please!na so craze dey start! |
booqee: ^^ I've tried it all, but its still d samei can see a different pix love. |
Free madness. |
Ruqaya: na u copy dondav or na him copy u. I've seen this b4sweerie they copied it from me. ![]() |
Ruqaya: imaginemy love what do you mean? |
Smh |
Ruqaya: Mhiirrrrzster mikuz............................sweetheart Ruqaya ![]() |
Ruqaya: Nice joke |
Ruqaya: 1. No optioni love you |
A moTHER is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love andget married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis inthe mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” hahaha lol lmao lwkmd lwtmb ![]() |
Ruqaya: on third mainland bridge, hurry ![]() |
bright007: I love d idea cos I would love to see booqee's ever expanding milk industry coupled with her flat arse.me too go like feel the ni pples! ![]() |
booqee: I still don't understand dis nl2 oh! [b]I'm not able to upload a pix wiv my phone. [/b]Why?? Pls help abeg. Dats d complain.try another browser now. Do something different. ![]() |
booqee: #ee dey pain am cos im no win anything tangible.i'd rather win your boobi€. i swear!![]() |
No kinda copy and paste i no go see for NL! |
Old and stale |
mcnepow: E cho kam ju onye?choi. Obi Vivly bu milk factory. ![]() |
hehe |
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