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Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : She Tricked Him(true Life Tori) Lol by mikuz(op): 6:38pm On Mar 25, 2012
dadicvila: U call dis a joke??u guys have turned dis joke section into a joke itself
lol
vb0mb: [color=#006600][/color]

you try
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 2:56pm On Mar 25, 2012
How do i prove i truly love you please? sad
Jokes Etc › Joke : She Tricked Him(true Life Tori) Lol by mikuz(op): 2:53pm On Mar 25, 2012
One day Vivly, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.
She goes to the park and meets Mikuz. They talk about climbing trees.
Mikuz says to her: "Go on climb that tree."
Vivly climbs up and Mikuz just stands there and looks up to her p ants.
After a while Vivly goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stup id girl he just stood there and watched your pant s."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met Mikuz again.
He told her to climb again and she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My st upid girl he just stood there and watched your pan ts."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pant s!"
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 2:37pm On Mar 25, 2012
booqee: mumu! so every pix i upload must have been taken in my house huh?? Thats not my house for ur info..... And besides, if its my house nko?? Whats d big deal? Some less privileged sleep under d bridge. Why do pple like forming sef?? Mtcheww.....
whatever! But dont come here and deny una house oh. Cos the locale where your penultimate pro pix was taken is the same place you also took this one. Cheers!
Jokes Etc › Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 2:31pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly: ur case is pathetic
i love you.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 2:29pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly: E pain u?
why are you tossing my love in the trash?
Jokes Etc › Re: Ayam Laughing by mikuz(m): 1:44pm On Mar 25, 2012
Who you dey call sweet?
Jokes Etc › Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 1:41pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly: Tnx dear (gives him a hug)
what? shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 1:25pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly: *sighs*
*kisses her soft lips*
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 1:22pm On Mar 25, 2012
Homar: @Miku you no get handwork . Next time dont copy my joke and paste or u will recieve this kind of insult again .
if people dey talk you mah go follow?
Na wa oh!
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 1:20pm On Mar 25, 2012
hakunajay: Your own craze don start already na hence your juvenile behaviour!
old man. I know say you be my popsi mate.
Mtchew!
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 1:18pm On Mar 25, 2012
booqee: Walahi! i think say na bin gbagbo get dis thread! Mtcheww..... Op, u no even try at all! undecided
the background of your profile pix says it all. Na so una compound dey? shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by mikuz(m): 1:13pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly: *not wantin to create a stir amongst guys strides ajebotically, shake hands with otooro nd collects d prize*
u guys should keep on lookin out for d brand name VIVLY. Just xpect more jare..
*signs many autographs nd quickly leaves wit ma driver mikuz*
i love it when you typecall my name.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: A Viz Jookas by mikuz(m): 1:03pm On Mar 25, 2012
Emmyk: . Sometin tells me you'r the prefect!
its a typo. She didnt preview it before posting jare.
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 10:34pm On Mar 24, 2012
hakunajay: I guess this is actually what you will tell your ward when he/she asks you same question? This is not funny man! You effed up seriously! Infact, it has come to the stage whereby we will have the power to vote out irrelevant threads/stupid threads using this as an example. Due to this disappointments in threads, i have noticed that Bin gbagbo is the worst poster in this nl's joke section! The guy is just a total embarassment, creating unfunny threads like this one! You guys should grow up.... Please!
na so craze dey start!
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 5:28pm On Mar 24, 2012
booqee: ^^ I've tried it all, but its still d same sad
i can see a different pix love.
Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News!!!! by mikuz(m): 5:19pm On Mar 24, 2012
Free madness.
Jokes Etc › Re: Short Jokes__ by mikuz(m): 5:12pm On Mar 24, 2012
Ruqaya: na u copy dondav or na him copy u. I've seen this b4
sweerie they copied it from me.
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 5:07pm On Mar 24, 2012
Ruqaya: imagine
my love what do you mean?
Jokes Etc › Re: Off To Jamb by mikuz(m): 5:04pm On Mar 24, 2012
Smh
Jokes Etc › Re: Grammar Palava by mikuz(m): 4:59pm On Mar 24, 2012
Ruqaya: Mhiirrrrzster mikuz............................
sweetheart Ruqaya
cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: The Bastardd Used Coins! >:( by mikuz(m): 4:50pm On Mar 24, 2012
Ruqaya: Nice joke
shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Jamb Questions by mikuz(m): 1:09pm On Mar 24, 2012
Ruqaya: 1. No option
2. No option
3. No option
4. No option
5. No option
6. C
7. A
8. No option
9. A
10. No option
11. No option
12. No option
13. No option
N:B- i must pass
i love you
Jokes Etc › Joke : Jewelry My Dear Jewelry Hahaha Lol Lmao Lwkmd by mikuz(op): 1:06pm On Mar 24, 2012
A moTHER is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love andget married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis inthe mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
hahaha lol lmao lwkmd lwtmb
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Grammar Palava by mikuz(m): 12:51pm On Mar 24, 2012
Ruqaya: on third mainland bridge, hurry
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Meet! by mikuz(m): 12:43pm On Mar 24, 2012
bright007: I love d idea cos I would love to see booqee's ever expanding milk industry coupled with her flat arse.
me too go like feel the ni pples!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 11:48am On Mar 24, 2012
booqee: I still don't understand dis nl2 oh! [b]I'm not able to upload a pix wiv my phone. [/b]Why?? Pls help abeg. Dats d complain.

No 2. You guys should tell mukina or seun dat, he should put back d icon for our post count next to our name on our every post as it used to be in nl1! Don't u know dat thing is a swaggz on its own?? undecided mtcheww.....
try another browser now. Do something different. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by mikuz(m): 11:37am On Mar 24, 2012
booqee: #ee dey pain am cos im no win anything tangible. tongue grin
i'd rather win your boobi€.
grin i swear!
cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Women With Money by mikuz(m): 11:17am On Mar 24, 2012
No kinda copy and paste i no go see for NL!
Jokes Etc › Re: The Bastardd Used Coins! >:( by mikuz(m): 11:15am On Mar 24, 2012
Old and stale
Jokes Etc › Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 10:06am On Mar 24, 2012
mcnepow: E cho kam ju onye?
.
Vivly, e ga ekwe??
E jor, she fun bobo yi na. .
choi. Obi Vivly bu milk factory.grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jamb Questions by mikuz(m): 9:54am On Mar 24, 2012
grin hehe

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