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jackpot: ^who owns this otooro kid?

Boy, you should only speak when spoken to. Gerrit? Nansense

don't ever talk to me cos I don't roll with kids.

See small pikin calling his mama boyfriend with his first name "jackpot" instead of Uncle. SMH

otooro: This is to announce to you the winners of the following categories for the prestigious jokes section Grammy awards:

Most Talented Poster (Male): Donkollione
Dani1luv shoulda won this easily. I dont see any sense in awarding this to a poster who went inactive for some weeks.
Most Talented Poster (Female): Booqee
Dyt deserves this one. She's more interesting. Booqee shoulda won the best profile award.
Most-Respected Posters: Dani1Luv and Bin Gbagbo Nah. Just Dani1luv.
Most Relevant comment Poster (Male): Bunmioguns
Eldav or Mcnewpow for me.
Most Relevant comment Poster (Female): Swtchicgurl
nah. Vicky
Most Irrelevant comment Poster (Male): Mikuz
no wahala na.
Most Irrelevant comment Poster (Female): Rugaya
unfair!
Most Consistent Poster (Male): Mcnepow
you got this one!
Most Consistent Poster (Female): Vicky
okay.
Most Inconsistent Poster (Male): Bright007
Rubbish!
Most Inconsistent Poster (Female): Mogul.o
Is this a joke? Na wa oh.
Best Thread: Wedding Announcement and Invitation/They finally said I Do by Otooro
i expected this. So whats the yard stick?
Worst Thread: Unborn Twins and Joystick by Jackpot
again . . .
whats the yardstick?
Best Thread Collaboration: Mcnepow, Swtchicgurl and Dyt
cool.
Worst Thread Collaboration: Mikuz, Booqee and Dani1luv
you normal?
Best Couple: Mcnepow and Swtchicgurl
what a category!
Worst Couple: Dani1luv and Rugaya
you high?
Most Promising Upcoming Talent (Male): Chux76 and Ekeroyal
no comment.
Most Promising Upcoming Talent (Female): Dyt and Vivly
Dyt? Smoker!



Live from the Red carpet!

otooro: This is to announce to you the winners of the following categories for the prestigious jokes section Grammy awards:

Most Talented Poster (Male): Donkollione
Most Talented Poster (Female): Booqee
Most-Respected Posters: Dani1Luv and Bin Gbagbo
Most Relevant comment Poster (Male): Bunmioguns
Most Relevant comment Poster (Female): Swtchicgurl
Most Irrelevant comment Poster (Male): Mikuz
Most Irrelevant comment Poster (Female): Rugaya
Most Consistent Poster (Male): Mcnepow
Most Consistent Poster (Female): Vicky
Most Inconsistent Poster (Male): Bright007
Most Inconsistent Poster (Female): Mogul.o
Best Thread: Wedding Announcement and Invitation/They finally said I Do by Otooro
Worst Thread: Unborn Twins and Joystick by Jackpot
Best Thread Collaboration: Mcnepow, Swtchicgurl and Dyt
Worst Thread Collaboration: Mikuz, Booqee and Dani1luv
Best Couple: Mcnepow and Swtchicgurl
Worst Couple: Dani1luv and Rugaya
Most Promising Upcoming Talent (Male): Chux76 and Ekeroyal
Most Promising Upcoming Talent (Female): Dyt and Vivly



Live from the Red carpet!

mcnepow: Help d guy na
.
Ur joke make brain!

Ruqaya: Bunmioguns, m waiting 4 yer apology 2. If u talk trash, i'll report u 2 moderator.

Vivly: Donde estan vis jookas- were is the.......
Sorry. Nice joke. Got me laffin

Vivly: A bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin'





D passengers fainted. ;DA bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin'





D passengers fainted.

mcnepow: Mikuz, she's feeling d boi
.

. . . And I like ur ATM Card

Vivly: dats d swag
(singing 'am a pink rocker yeah')

mcnepow: . .Provided konji kill u, I dnt care.

mcnepow: *I sometimes wonder why people take comments here too personal*

mcnepow: Damn!!!
U jst said this to 'sniper'?
na belle u dey ask for!

mcnepow: Did u actualy write this??

dani1luv: hehehehehehehehe

dani1luv: chei. .bros shey you go wear mask sha

dani1luv: nah

dani1luv: you suppose know say danbaba no dey tire
dem dun report me jare. .dem bad belle

dani1luv: how dat self-service be sef??

dani1luv: wetin nice for the joke sef??

dani1luv: you no even ask for her tomatoe

dani1luv: see mumu dey tawk from experience

dani1luv: hi